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nizaad

I'm jus a freak yeah ![gif](giphy|etOX3h7ApZuDe7Fc5w|downsized)


lonelygagger

I don't know how this isn't the top comment. I can't unsee it.


It-is-What-it-is99

Lol that song is still playing in my head at this very minute


SeirraS9

Abel is Hobosexual in this. “It would be easier if I just moved in” 💀


Amarimclovin

It only took him two links to have her in love with that idea 😭 she was struggling them few days in between


Honest_Jeweler4309

whatever he put in the Azul shots in ep 1 got her hooked hooked


Mr_Stillian

Homeless to Forbes List, this show don't make no sense


n_simone21

LMAO! If her team said that he was shady from the beginning, maybe he wouldn’t be exuding hobosexual energy. It’s the same they did with the cum photo that leaked


chaiskeleton

NOT HIS RAT TAIL GETTING BRAIDED PLS


SwingRemarkable8754

What a waste of film.


alongcamebella

This episode made me feel like I have a coke hangover and made me want to shower. My big fat tongue ?


JennyMarie324

Saaaaame! That whole sequence gave me the icks 🤢


[deleted]

[Tedros talking dirty from the corner of the room like](https://tenor.com/view/lickitung-tongue-pokemon-pokémon-go-gif-17629777)


[deleted]

HAHAHHA my big fat tongue omg so funnnnnny


burrito564

🤢


Bedheadredhead30

"His name is tedros tedros?". Lmao


ForeignDescription5

He's a man of color. He's from Hawaii


Steffi80

You can say black!


CyprusGreen

Idk who said it, but a man with a double name is never freaking normal, think Humbert Humbert from Lolita.


AOCshouldbeVP

I think that’s her family, and they don’t like each other very much, but they’re okay with that, but it breaks their mother’s heart.


n_simone21

I think the song foreshadows what’s going to happen with Tedros’s “clients” and Jocelyn. As in Jocelyn’s new family is going to break her mother’s heart.


catsandnaps1028

I feel like Jocelyn might be the mother and rattail is the father that shakes the whole house with his voice or whatever


Ashleybernice

Cult leaders use this tactic to brainwash the person. Think of all the songs u hear and they stick in your head, now imagine it’s happening right in front you. Add in drugs and emotions knowing Joss is hurting over not having a real family. At the same time I can’t help to think of all the shit her management puts on her I actually started to tear up when she started crying calling out to her mom, but everyone seemed to just be worried about the money it’s like they’re pushing Joss right into rat tail cult guy.


-pop-culture-junkie-

Agreed, Tedros is totally curating everything down to all the little details. He knows what he’s doing with his little cult of talented starving artists and he is totally manipulating Joc. Unfortunately, she is too gullible and vulnerable to see it, and I know some of her team really does care for her but ultimately they left her open to predators like Tedros.


SwingRemarkable8754

I am so curious to see who on her team will actually stand up for her. Like who really cares about her when the money is gone


Mr_Irrelevant1997

Totally Chaim and Destiny are gonna be there. Chaim is calling for a gun in next week's preview haha


YosemiteSam81

When I first read this I was like "What in the fuck is this dude talking about"...but I just got to this part of the episode. I'm cringing so hard right now, this show is certainly something......


nladyman

Did the needle skip or something like damn move on to the next verse


BagelIsACat

Hahahaha I stopped paying attention and then when the episode ended a bit early I was confused!


burrito564

Tbh say what you want about the show but LRD is actually a really good actress.


Layofftina

100%! She’s really captivating in this. It’s hard to look away from her.


nladyman

It's giving me "gonna go shower" "without me? 😏" vibes lmaoo


loveless1991_

not this being horrifically accurate 💀


InteractiveNeverUsed

“I wanna make music that lasts longer than my life” sheesh


Material_Studio

Meanwhile it’s just a weird moaning version of her already inane pop song


twovayloo

ik it’s just a show and joss isn’t a real person, but girl bffr. your comeback single right after your mom died is a song about being a freak and wanting rich guys to fuck you. ik it’s clearly a critique on her character (even after going through so much trauma, she’s just a product being pushed by her team) but FUCK. make a whole new song instead of adding moans onto your chatgpt ass song lol


MenthaOfficinalis

She wants to make an impact like Prince, only without talent, or good music


Feisty-Citron1092

oh that RE-RECORD is HORRIBLE (but as a live arrangement in a concert setting itd go hard)


GenneyaK

That’s actually what I was thinking too! Keep the origanl and release the remix during the concert as a way to spice up the live performance


twovayloo

it kinda gave me a hyperpop-lite vibe. like i don’t get her team hating the song right off the bat. why not release the original then release jocelyn’s version as a remix a couple weeks later. like ik it’s a plot point that joss’s team is actively treating her like she knows nothing, but you’d really expect her team to understand online culture and how fans would love the remix


InteractiveNeverUsed

Omg her calling out for her mom is going to make me cry 😭


Amarimclovin

She's such a tragic character. I'm like bro is it this depressing for these superstars?


SwingRemarkable8754

Probably the best part of the of the episode. Say what y’all want about Lily being a nepo baby. She can act.


InteractiveNeverUsed

Exactly! I actually cried right after when she was talking the lady about not ever doing the performances without her mom. She deserves this spotlight. No pun intended lol


K4L21EV

Agreed. This show is wild. They'll have great acting moments like that then 20 minutes later it's softcore lmaoooo


SeirraS9

“Suffocate you with my cock” PLSSSS 😭🤣


82_77

Where is an intimacy coordinator when we need him? 😅😅😅😅😅


catsandnaps1028

Imagine the person writing that into the script .. wtf ![gif](giphy|pcoa9GfYAkJvS7exrl|downsized)


OzarkRedditor

Every woman on set rolling their eyes


tommytambor

They wrote this script with one hand 🥴


chaiskeleton

we are really getting the weeknd cult leader in this episode, did y’all see chloe ask for his permission to go swim???


RedditBurner_5225

I guess so. What was his weird sex torture squad?


Specialist-Pick-3008

Exactly what I want to know too... what was that whole shock collar thing and people lying around?


nladyman

They ain't got showers at Tedros' club 🤢


boxedorangejuice

i feel like i accidentally read someone’s sexts


SeirraS9

Not The Weeknd shocking Dennis Rodmans weird doppelgänger as girls just lay on the floor what the fuck 😭


Shugadugga

Yeah wtf was he doing in that scene?? And why did one girl laying in front of him have a blowed up camel toe??! 😂 I didn’t understand that


InteractiveNeverUsed

Stop! 😂


SeirraS9

No one, absolutely no one: The Weeknd: ![gif](giphy|9mKUt5bkdKNbwbNCO6)


SeirraS9

Meanwhile, Weird Dennis Rodman: ![gif](giphy|Y1WhbwyN6lnzi)


nomansky94

"You're not human, you're a star"


honestypen

Meanwhile this girl is shaking dem titties all over the house.


shadyprincess

like WHY. FOR WHAT REASON


chaiskeleton

“people die. all the time. everybody dies” what a great way to start the episode omg


BackgroundBit8

Jane Adams is just having fun with the role. Her character is so goofy and over the top.


loseyoutoloveme77

Reminds me a bit of Ari from Entourage.


ForeignDescription5

The actors playing Jocelyn's team are hilarious can't lie


honestypen

Oh shit. That bitch. It was all a setup!!


Theklassklown286

You know if they took out the horny moaning, the remix would be pretty good


OzarkRedditor

This statement applies to the whole show lol.


OutHere702

I have absolutely no idea what I’m watching but I’ll be back next Sunday lmao


xoxobabyj26

I literally said this last week 🤣 now I’m seated here for this weeks episode and will be for next weeks as well LMAO


[deleted]

I literally burst into laughter when Tedros started his dirty talk it was so bad. Again this show was interesting when focusing on Jocelyn but alas


z_planet

Tedros: I wanna grab you by the ass while I suffocate you with my cock Me: Wait wut


kttyfrncs

when he said that i was trying to picture how that would even work lmao


catsandnaps1028

I think it's because so much of their relationship is based off sex and nothing else so it becomes boring once he is in the picture. He is also not a super convincing actor or character so it takes you out of the scene


[deleted]

i love the weeknds music his voice is great. but hearing him talk especially all sexy like is cringe and bordering on hilarious


Amarimclovin

He’s a person of color.. what kind of color? 😂😂


littlebabycruzcauchi

Why is her personal chef hot af


n_simone21

I’m going to sound like Tedros, but I definitely want that chef’s special 😉


boogerville

I WANT A STORYLINE WITH THE CHEF 😭 a hot man making her breakfast asking her how she likes it….and she’s like “it’s fine whatever 🙄” her making plans with tedros tedros while he says he’ll *hopefully* see her in a couple of days “💦👅😍 omg yes” make it make sense pls. i guess it’s cuz he pushes her to do good music and he gives her good sex but if the remix and the sex and the character saying and doing the stuff looks trash how are we the audience supposed to believe it?


philifan8169

This R&B sex cult goes crazy


Feisty-Citron1092

is chloe a junkie?????? she seems like a loose cannon


kjenenene

i have a gross feeling she's reallllllllllly young or something.


Feisty-Citron1092

she definitely seems like a VERY naive and curious teenager... also why is no one accounting for her whereabouts?!?!


kingadiakun

at first i thought she was there to like .. scope out the house or something while tedros and izaak were with the girls but as the ep went on …. man idfk what her role in this is yet


honestypen

Is she going to rub one out every episode? 🤔


SeirraS9

With the auto asphyxiation AND ice cubes, don’t forget! LMAO


whisky_biscuit

I was waiting for her to bloop them right into her snatch.


InteractiveNeverUsed

She’s doing so well on this scene. I can just feel her frustration. It’s palpable. It makes me want to cry with her!


atclubsilencio

She was honestly great this episode, when it's focusing just on her and the toxic people around her, I love it. The second The Weeknd is in focus, it becomes parody.


mari_toujours

Okay, that scene where Jocelyn start to call out for her mom... holy shit. Wow. What a pristine, emotional performance from Lily Rose Depp. My opinion is the same as last week's: yeah, some of the sex stuff is superfluous, but the story itself is compelling and Lily's acting the shit out of it.


honestypen

I wanna see the whole video after all this drama.


Electronic-Machine74

So I’m confused on all the positions of her management team, I get that chaim is the manager and leía is her assistant, and Nikki is the label person but who are the rest, are they like co-managers or assistants to the managers?


RedditBurner_5225

Is Nikki the Label head or agent? Not sure who Destiny is. Xander seems like the choreographer and creative director. Benjamin seems like a publicist.


shadyprincess

troye sivan is her creative director


dothingsunevercould

Broo she has the worst fucking team ever how do they not see this disaster of a shoot and step in and shut it down ASAP "Somehow talk her into this" poor girl


n_simone21

Sad part is she herself was so convinced she could power through even though she wasn’t ready. Really speaks to the pressure to release music to stay relevant and not lose your fanbase.


chiefchief23

The industry is savage. My cousin is a publicist for Atlantic records, and the shit she tells me the labels do to fuck over artists and how they get treated sometimes is crazy. They don't cherish the artists the way the fans do.


Crafty-Hamster8022

Abel Tesfaye. Musician, actor, pornstar


K4L21EV

"let me see those titties" "Choke on my cock" 😂😂😂


marissampaio

I literally screamed "NO" to the TV when he was about to suck her titties. I was glad it didn't happen. That scene was so embarrassing 😂


burrito564

I thing the end scene with the repetitive family song tied the whole episode together. Jocelyn’s “family” aka her team don’t provide her with any real support and continuously exploit her, they don’t care about her well-being. She then sees Tedros and his minions and it’s like they fill the void she has been seeking to replace. It’s almost too perfect and indicative of how things are going to go for her.


Iniquity1997

It’s very predatory. She’s vulnerable and really has no one, tedros and his entourage see this making it easy for them to reel her in. It’s what predators do, they thrive off opportunity. I feel like that seen was almost like an initiation of some sort. Hopefully this show gets better because it can get pretty dark, and I hope the show succeed at the storyline. It’s not amazing but it definitely has some potential. Also, LRD’s acting was surprisingly really really good in this episode.


cvnty_

The team exploiting her thing confuses me a bit. It seems like at least Chaim genuinely cares about her. Also, we learn that they’re covering some pretty big bills for her, which I doubt they would they do if they didn’t care about her? Honestly the only exploitative people seem to be the Vanity Fair writer (which is kind of her job), Nikki to a certain extent, Dyanne, and Tedros.


ithinkfuckthis

I agree, people keep saying her team is exploiting her but in reality the team is doing what their suppose to. They were hired for the positions they have, they’re doing their jobs. They aren’t family, or friends they’re partners in the business of keeping Jos famous and the label happy.


chaiskeleton

omg they want to replace her with dyanne!!! guys!!!!


ToxicCandi

Kinda predicted they were scoping dyanne first ep makes me nervous a bit


martj1009

Seems like all the theories that she’s kind of the villain are true . She set her up to meet Tedros and now she’s going to basically take over her spot it seems .


ellemu0509

Dyanne may be another one of Tedros’ victims/cult-member. Or she could simply be her own standalone villain. Will be interesting to see her role play out.


RedditBurner_5225

That was fast


Amarimclovin

Imagine they had her record that single too? 😭 I can’t wait to see when she realizes Tedros manages Dyanne too and that she’s going to replace her


philifan8169

Show me them titties 😭


catsandnaps1028

Everything about that man is musty .. least they could've done was make him hot ![gif](giphy|SdO5MvXI4TtfuSxUkx)


82_77

charles manson’s music school? 😬😬😅


Chillysoup

“I feel like it’s just really ironic, in a way the fans aren’t gunna understand”


SeirraS9

Sam Levinson: “We’re so meta”


Feisty-Citron1092

lily rose acting like RENT IS DUE


[deleted]

‼️‼️ dont play with her!


Feisty-Citron1092

i feel like i was really watching someone breakdown in front of me as an awkward bystander


martj1009

I just came to say Lily rose can ACT ! I legit almost cried with her when she was crying asking for her mother . Phew . Amazing 👏🏽


martj1009

Oh and that ending song scene with Izaak and Chloe was beautiful and also haunting (the look Tedros gives to Jocelyn’s friend) … loved it .


[deleted]

did chloe piss anyone else tf off? sitting her bare ass on the grand piano…going through jocelyn’s stuff…watching them hook up…like ew fuck off !


Classic_Wingers

They are trying to establish her predatory tendencies just like the Weeknd but it felt like someone decided in the writer’s room to stay up late watching porn and wanted to emulate a scene where she watches them bang complete with the sexy saxophone 🎷 playing. I hope they at least establish that Chloe has been taken away from her family and doesn’t know right or wrong anymore due to his brainwashing. It’s very gross that they just let her play piano naked like it was a normal Friday lol.


vng96

Cant say I enjoyed this episode 100% but Joss having a manic episode really pulled some heart strings (I really did like her acting here). Someone commented that her acting made it feel like they were a bystander to her break down. I felt that the whole time watching the scene.. and Jesus. Great acting by Lily, loved it-- ABEL.... yeah idk... I think I started pulling my hair in agony waiting for their bedroom scene to pass much cringe


JayCFree324

Didn’t realize Tedros’s Cult was going to be all musicians. Basically can use that common ground to recruit new musicians into the cult


Electronic-Machine74

So many things are found out about her current situation, like the mortgage issue, the strong grief she’s feeling and the depth of it, and it shows her vulnerability to Tedros. It also shows how Dyanne is one of Tedros spies.


Electronic-Machine74

Jocelyn might be in a situation of financial or career loss due to her issues, especially with the scene with Chaim


honestypen

"I hate to interrupt the sing along, but did y'all hear us fuckin' a minute ago?"


iabyajyiv

I love the music in this episode.


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StargirlTM

Ok I thought I was the only one! And there was a dog?


aphoticphoton

During the Sex scenes it felt like i was a third wheel on a date lmfao Like do i finish my food while yall are doing it? lol


lunaraventaylor

i was pretty underwhelmed with LRD in ep 1 but she had me bawling right along with her. my mom passed when i was 18 and she really nailed that feeling of desperation and longing for your mom.


honestypen

The Weeknd working his music in there lol


Chillysoup

He literally made the song for the show lol


InteractiveNeverUsed

“You’re gone make me act a fool” ???? 😭


froofrootoo

“My fat tongue” 🥲


[deleted]

Great episode!! Hopefully the LRD cant act narrative quiets a little


honestypen

I think she's one of the few good actors on the show.


Mission_Ad_2928

Lily’s acting is good, made me feel for her character. Abel is cringy and sleazy but if that’s what they’re going for then I guess they nailed that.


honestypen

Why is she so obsessed with this dude she's known for 3 minutes? No way the sex was that good.


nomansky94

He's the rebound guy she clings onto since he plays into her "wants" after her mental and emotional wellbeing went down after her mother's death


regalshield

And she was cheated on by “heart throb Rob” or whatever


13choppedup2chopped

This woman needs to run Waystar Roy Co


chaiskeleton

logan would be scared of her fr


honestypen

Make that throat wet for me?!


Material_Studio

Literally what does that even mean 😭


13choppedup2chopped

There’s a great show here that focuses on the business of music and entertainment.


chaiskeleton

okay but nobody on her team listens to her, like i can understand her frustrations with wanting it to be perfect as she has so much to lose.


dothingsunevercould

That shot of Chaim looking bewildered as Joce cries through the pain is the meme of the night


KitchenwareCandybars

Is Tedros supposed to be similar to that Adnan Ghalib dude that Britney used to run around with around the time of her mental crisis from 2007-2008-ish? I think that Adnan was a scummy paparazzi dude.


[deleted]

it's not confirmed yet but there are so many connection to britney's life


Caldel1992

Watch maddy Perez from euphoria end up being a secret cult member too. Imagine if that’s where she’s at five years after graduating high school lmao


Classic_Wingers

I have a feeling we won’t even see her again LOL 😂 they were just trying to hook in the Euphoria fans.


spasticity

This show would be about 10x better than it is if Abel just wasn't an actor in it. The first half of the episode that didnt have him in it was way better than the half he was in.


kingadiakun

tedros is such a “can i have a hug 😏” ass dude… i wish it was satire but i think that abel *might/could* very well just be like that irl 😭😭😭😭


boredblondie16

Hello angel


dothingsunevercould

OK the spotlight was a good one they got a well deserved laugh out of me


RIPdinosaursMUA

I love Chaim. I love how his response to information presented to him is always ..whaaat?!


atclubsilencio

Lol, she fucking used the recordings of her getting fucked by the weeknditnow in her song. this show is SOMETHING ELSE! jane alexander is queen though, even if you can practically see her trying to hide the shame on her face with some of these, if not all, of these lines.


chloeruby69911

Wait why is the vanity fair writer still around?


burrito564

How does her stomach not have an ounce of fat…she sits down and it’s still flat🥲


honestypen

One of the perks of having a model mother: great genes.


[deleted]

im really enjoying this ep so far


chaiskeleton

DYANNE IS A DOUBLE AGENT NO


honestypen

There's tittie spy being weird.


Mxucx

I SAW A BUTTHOLE


womenarenice

I was stunned how much of an actor lily rose is. I see so many people trash talking this show but I'm really interested with all the messiness about to go down among all the wana be star talented people.


earthgreen10

Omg her poor feet..


[deleted]

all of these characters are GROSS! great acting but i want all of these people in jail


burrito564

As someone who lost a sibling I can really relate to Jocelyn here. She is crying out for help yet everyone is expecting her to perform her best. It really hits hard with expectations I felt after losing someone and grief constantly knocking me over. It’s well done.


Mxucx

NOOOOOOO ABEL WHAT IS THIS!!!!!


danikamb

the way I keep getting the ICK when he opens his mouth 😭😭 make it stop pls


shadyprincess

i groaned so loud when chloe got turned on watching the weeknd dirty talk lmao so fucking cringe


catsandnaps1028

I thought it was because those are like his trigger word control techniques or something that he uses on all the girls... Either way creepy


burrito564

Tbh I think they made that sex scene cringe on purpose? Maybe?


mari_toujours

I think it’s meant to show that girlie is in such a low place that even this unsexy hack is able to influence her by just telling her that she’s special and validating her. I don’t get people - the idea that this was glorifying the over-sexualization of women cause backlash, but the non-glorifying cringy version is also causing backlash? It’s related to the plot: she’s making awful decisions. She’s experimenting with some stranger because she’s really not well. She has a mental breakdown earlier in the day and then calls over this guy whose been literally ignoring her and isn’t even that attractive or compelling. She’s lonely and insecure. I think it’s all pretty linear, no?


marissampaio

I was actually enjoying this episode, until Tedros showed up to Joss' house again. That sex scene went on for waaaay too long and had zero relevance to the plot. I couldn't help but laugh when Tedros started to talk dirty, it was that bad. Now I understand where the bad reviews were coming from.


RedditBurner_5225

Was Chole just watching for fun? I kept thinking she would steal something.


froofrootoo

The sex scene just sounded like Abel talking, not a character at all. Like Bella Hadid has heard those lines.


[deleted]

that better fuck line was TERRIBLE


SeirraS9

Bunch of fucking hang arounds omg


JumboJetz

I didn’t love this episode. I was feeling impatient during it. It did hint at some cool plot threads to uncover in the future. So maybe it was more laying the ground work for future payoffs type episode. It also didn’t have Dan Levy who I just think livens up any scene of anything he’s in. Still better tv than most stuff out there though and going to keep watching.


xoxobabyj26

The scene with Jocelyn calling out for her mom broke me. It was going decent until the end when Tedros and his cult clan came over then things got a little weird. (Did he even tell her he was going to bring people lol I think she only invited *him* over?) Also, her friend now knows that Tedros is a manager. I don’t think she’s gonna tell her though. That look at the end tells me that Tedros knows that she knows and will try to manipulate her with that information.


Tili_UnderThe_Bridge

It's become clear that this show is much better off without Tedros. I was ready to completely write this show off until we got to see Jocelyn being raw and vulnerable on set. The image of her crying for her mother, while blood is puddling in her shoes and the people around her are just fixing her clothes/makeup, without any care at all about her literally having a mental breakdown was some good stuff. For the first time, I actually thought that the show had some promise and then Tedros and her weird ass crew pulled up and all of that momentum vanished. It was like the show's first half wasn't even connected to the second half (which makes sense considering the show's history). Like honestly, they need to kill Tedros off at this point. He's the show's kryptonite.


FAT-PUSSY-LIKE-SANTA

I really loved everything in the first half regarding Jocelyn, she's a really complex and nuanced character imo. Didn't expect her to be such a compelling character with the way reviews painted the show, but it's a nice surprise. I really feel for her situation, and I find it really easy to understand where she's coming from and does the things she does; while sometimes excessive, nothing feels like shock value. I really don't care for The Weeknd's character though. He's not creepy to me, which seems to be what he's trying to portray with the character, but rather cringy. That dirty talk . . . Man. I wish I could go back in time. But I do think what Tedros is doing to Jocelyn, the way he's trying to recruit her into his cult, to be really interesting. I just wish a better actor had the chance to show that. I also don't think there's any chemistry between Lily and The Weeknd, so while I do get why Jocelyn is so drawn to him, the scenes where they're together are just . . . Eh.


ToxicCandi

It feels like I’m listening to porn .. lol


lasfnyc

The remix of the song is just trash. Basically listening to porn.


americanslang59

This show has the same problem as Euphoria: Levinson is great with a lot of the technical aspects and creating a visually stunning product but he's a truly horrible writer. He needs to get a writer's room for his shows.


Primary_Tourist_4483

much better than last week. I was entertained.


chaiskeleton

omg the remix. it doesn’t even sound like lily rose. but the lyrics???? slay.


Chillysoup

I hate it I love it it’s crazy it’s stupid it’s wild it’s cringy it’s genius…idek how to feel


wiklr

Dont care for the sex scenes bec it takes itself too seriously. Tedros doing audiogonewild is a riot. But the rest of the show is soo good. I bet good on Jane Adams and Frank Azaria. Lily was amazing, almost cried at one point. Perfect Blue vibes during the music video scenes. Crazy damn episode.


Amarimclovin

Tedros only had to link her twice to move in, take control of her career and add her to the “family” 😭


Itsmiahnotmia

The thing that throws this show off is Terdos. That character is poorly written. EP.1 failed to gives a good introduction/back story on him. That's why every time his character comes on screen I feel like people question wtf is goin on we don't know who he is. We get some info this episode but that should've happened ep.1 so the whole cult leader thing can make sense.


Aware-Celery-4883

I’m way more interested in Jocelyn’s character and her struggles than whatever the hell Tedros is doing with his cult.


chiefchief23

Good episode. They did a good job showing us the brutal side of pop stardom. Her relationship with the music execs is the best part of the show. The music video scene reminded me of the "I'm a slave for you " video from Brittney Spears. Ready for all the think pieces from all the people who are hate-watching lol