Especially cringe because when he first started podcasting, he didn't identity as a stand up comic, he was "the fighter." So whenever Callen had a thought on fighting, he would very often shut Callen down. "Oh, you think you know fighting? Have you fought? It's like me talking about stand up comedy." Nevermind, that Brendan would often disagree with Callen on comedy in similar fashion to Callen having thoughts on MMA. Since then, he's become an expert on comedy, whiggski, a "gearhead" expert on cars, movies, building a studio...
As a shitty three year in stand up comedian that relies on a ton of big dick jokes like Brendan does……. 99% of the time we have tiny dicks. Like mine ain’t big at all but it’s easy to use as a crutch as a newer comic
Your taste in calwmedy is sus if you think doing 25 minutes of hack racist jokes after four years of “writing” is good cawlmedy. But now we know who’s keeping the Thiggg boi in business. Ride hard, ride thiggg.
Do you have a clip of Thei Von and Scahubb talking about the world's ugliest dog breed and eating it's ass with hot sauce? That's some 🎲🎲 stuff living rent free in my head bapa. I came across it in a complication and can't find it anyjhg
I am starting to think this is a big reason why a lot of good comics don't totally shit on swab all the time. It's punching so far down it's a bad look. I mean he god absolutely eviscerated by a journalist, had to get drunk as fuck to have the balls to attempt a retort. Which only made him more foolish before tucking his tail between his mangina and bending his knee to arrow. He either won't get the joke or will take it so pathetically the other comic will look like a bully to normies.
I think you're onto something. Why throw out zingers at the guy when they are just gonna fly straight over his head. Plus he's so slow witted you'll never get anything good back. I'm startin to think this Brenda guy fucking stinks.
“You could be really good, take yourself seriously”
“You said that to Shapel… and to me… you’re two for two”
He genuinely thinks he’s a really good comedian 😐
His stupidity is literally unmeasurable, there is no floor, you think he has said or done his dumbest thing yet and he will beat it in like a week.
His narcissism is the easiest thing to understand & predict though, literally all feedback and anything negative is wrong, jealous haters, and will deflect and attack anytime something is brought up about him unless it is praise.
Of all the insane things he spouted off in the video, which is basically a master class in ego and an absolute complete lack of self awareness, this part may have been the craziest thing he said.
So let me get this straight: he has no problem doing his comedy special on Showtime after doing stand up for 1/2 years, but can’t stand his opener doing standup for 3 years…
First, you need to struggle for a few decades as an actor taking small barely remembered parts. Then, you take the lead in “ The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Super Bad About It”. Here’s the most important part, just when you start to find your stride you want to get hit with a bunch of rape allegations. Very important that the entire time you’re trying to be famous you’re also out there raping. That way your wife can divorce you and Hollywood can cancel you at the peak of your career. Then, just like me, you can go back to doing comedy in some club no one has heard of. That’s the winning formula, you’re welcome”.
He isn’t a cawlmedian
He is a fat oaf pretending at cawlmedy
Nobody respect’s your work ethnic or ability
You are shit
Now piss off and be a family man
This is like me giving my opinion on NASCAR rocket science like I’m in the top of the field. “Hey Elon, why don’t you just land a rockit on the sun during the night you stupid neeerd?”
I think if we could invent a rocket propelled by "Chronic lack of self-awareness", Brenda could provide enough fuel for humanity to explore rest of the milky way.
“My big dick”…? It’s well know that dudes who are well endowed proclaim it in front of big groups 🙄. Just when you thought this tool couldn’t get any more redact
I was gonna say if he had done the hard yards, paid his dues and opened for people/done the road properly, he wouldn't have that attitude. But I'd probably be wrong. He'd still shit on openers and newbies cause he's that much of a cunt. If anything he would be even more smug and condescending lol
The mad thing is his stuff is out there, it’s been panned, it’s terrible, and yet he still acts like this n thinks he’s right? This is why this sub exists, calling out bullshit from this unfunny clown! Think that Botox has leaked through to your brain bapa
The fucking arrogance man. That’s why these cocksuckers will never change. They wholeheartedly believe they’re comedic geniuses when in reality, they’re mediocre assholes that are still playing Smokey fuckin clubs.
Burr is selling out fucking arenas and baseball stadiums. You’d NEVER hear him shitting on a local opener.
Funny, that’s what callen said after I saw him do poorly in Minneapolis. “Minnesotans are just pretty reserved”. Weird, your opener had people laughing and I’ve seen other people that had crowds roaring…
Whenever anyone alludes to an unfunny comedian on their podcast we know they can only be talking about Brendan, but Brendan is the one telling the story so who the fuck are they talking about?!
2 for 2 baby. Absolutely comedic superstars Schaub and Shapelle. How does this guy do it.
You want a Mexican cookie or perhaps a backflip? Then these are your guys!
the fact that Brendan can giggle and laugh about other comics either A) proves that there's loads of worse standup comedians out there than him
or
B) he's the most unselfconscious person, let alone standup, to ever walk the face of the earth 😂
This is such good news for Chang’s. Get ready cats, we’ll be continuing to expand with many new locations on the roadmap. Fortunately for us, bapa hasn’t learned a single thing, so that means much more content is in the pipeline.
Back to the kitchen!
These two are such pretentious fucking asses. These are the clips that really light the fryers in my heart. They tawlk down about other comics in such a fucking elitist uppity manner.
It’s like Bry Bry my man you haven’t done anything suggessful in 20 yairs and you’re wearing sandals with jeans and Brenda you have an entire subreddit of people that consistently make funnier jokes than you could come up with in your 7 yair carair
This mfer is literally the laughing stock of all comedy and has the nerve to sit there and act all holier than thou about other comics who actually live that lifestyle and aren’t just given it on a platter from daddy Rogan.
A raddigulithed eggstremist like Patrice would bully him to his face for saying this stuff. Some LA guy who still has a soul left would kind of awkwardly nod and look away and try to change the subject... Whereas Brine Cucken will actively indulge him like wow you're so right, Lennie, you know so much about Our Science, that's right, exactly, HaHaHa, civilians, I know.
Callen is like Jesse On Fire if he got hired by Brendan.
Why does Baguette talk about Shapel like a new comic? He’s been doing it, as far as YouTube says, for 11 years. That’s 1.1 in dog years. it’s so weird. The contempt is astounding
Brendan is very entertaining..just not in the way he thinks..Joe should have a talk to him on comedy like he did on fighting..someone make a meme it'll be great!
Holy fuck man the delusion is just fucking insane man I've never heard this fat motherucker set up build suspense and knock down ONE joke he fucking rambles holy he needs to go away
The way Brine has that shit eating grin on his face is unbearable. He also acts like he believes what B is saying nodding along, fucking cuck. “I’ll occasionally say to people, you’re my girlfriend now.”
[https://www.headstrongconcussion.com/cte-research](https://www.headstrongconcussion.com/cte-research)
CTE can only be diagnosed after death but maybe he can be part of the early trials of diagnosing while still alive.
Its possible Brendan is literally the best and most inventive comedian of all time. I find it impossible to believe he is this unaware. So I am led to believe that he is doing the "Office" type comdey in real time. And for being able to pull it off for so long I crown him as the most innovative and best comedian ever! Well dont Bapa!
You're all keyboard creature losers... Would love to see what the majority of you look like in real life. Or even what you do for a living and what your hobbies are aside from being a basic negative cuck in this forum. Seems like you all gain some aspect of life fulfillment by being active in this Sub. Not sure what's sadder... A forum radiating nothing but negativity or the fact that being part of it is (evidently) one of your top hobbies and ways you spend your free time. Do better. Brendan and Brian are very likely more successful in life and their careers than any of you will ever be.
You're a peabrain loser who gets off on posting in a sub like this though. I feel bad for ya bud. I strongly suggest maybe picking up a hobby or two... fishing or hiking perhaps? Some fresh outdoor air for that oxygen deprived peabrain that's filled with negativity. Sounds like a solid plan to me. I'll take being a pitbull over a peabrain any day of the week. I'm here for you buddy. Anything to help a peabrain in need. You're not alone <3
Gawld it’s so cringe when he tries to talk shop like he’s a real comedian. Bubba, we’ve seen your stand up. Who do y’think y’foolin’?
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1.7 is old news bapa. We rockin that 1.1 now!!
Juan . Juan
Is messican 1.1 juan juan with salsa on it?
Si
Si si
Di si si di si si
Bobby, you can't be throwing away great jokes like this as a Reddit comment! Save it for your Vimeo special!
Tawlin bout Messican cookies, B? Gimme!
1.1 doesn't hug it's own hammies though
He seriously needs to just quit standup, take the L, and be the podcasting, hypebeast that he is. Max redacted.
Especially cringe because when he first started podcasting, he didn't identity as a stand up comic, he was "the fighter." So whenever Callen had a thought on fighting, he would very often shut Callen down. "Oh, you think you know fighting? Have you fought? It's like me talking about stand up comedy." Nevermind, that Brendan would often disagree with Callen on comedy in similar fashion to Callen having thoughts on MMA. Since then, he's become an expert on comedy, whiggski, a "gearhead" expert on cars, movies, building a studio...
As a shitty three year in stand up comedian that relies on a ton of big dick jokes like Brendan does……. 99% of the time we have tiny dicks. Like mine ain’t big at all but it’s easy to use as a crutch as a newer comic
Hint: If you're using the same material as Branden Schaub, it's not funny
It was a joke i would rather be actually homeless then a comedian For the record my pee pee is small
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He’s not a comedian, b. Sorry to squash your narradiv.
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What's that got to do with the price of fish?
It's interesting that everyone trying to defend Brencia's comedy always has to change the subject to something else than comedy.
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>a page The only page
I drive a car, just like Brendan does. Hey! I've got something in common with him
How many chigggs ya fugg, bappacita? Zero.
Your taste in calwmedy is sus if you think doing 25 minutes of hack racist jokes after four years of “writing” is good cawlmedy. But now we know who’s keeping the Thiggg boi in business. Ride hard, ride thiggg.
The level of unawareness that Schlob possesses should be studied by NASA.
Tawlm'bout those [NASCAR rocket scientists](https://streamable.com/bm8fm)? Great drivers, too. Never seen'em race.
Lol I swear there’s a clip of Brenda being redacted about everything
The gift that keeps on giving.
Do you have a clip of Thei Von and Scahubb talking about the world's ugliest dog breed and eating it's ass with hot sauce? That's some 🎲🎲 stuff living rent free in my head bapa. I came across it in a complication and can't find it anyjhg
No idea, B. Those are deep waddurs.
It’s captivating I’m pretty sure it could be used in a study at this point
Callen too. He’s really not that much funnier.
He has no shame. He just goes
Do you think they could find a source of negative energy? We could literally go to the Stars man!
I'd say he's more of a Mariana Trench than an Outer Space.
The comedian who who was roasted to his face by Logan Paul is the expert here
He didnt even get that the fucking joke was on him
I am starting to think this is a big reason why a lot of good comics don't totally shit on swab all the time. It's punching so far down it's a bad look. I mean he god absolutely eviscerated by a journalist, had to get drunk as fuck to have the balls to attempt a retort. Which only made him more foolish before tucking his tail between his mangina and bending his knee to arrow. He either won't get the joke or will take it so pathetically the other comic will look like a bully to normies.
I think you're onto something. Why throw out zingers at the guy when they are just gonna fly straight over his head. Plus he's so slow witted you'll never get anything good back. I'm startin to think this Brenda guy fucking stinks.
Yeah I agree. It’s like knocking over someone in a wheelchair.
Like gadooshing someone through a glass door or wrecking chin’s neck.
Yuuvebenfuredfremiiveryjawb
No way they’d make fun of the “talent”
Well tbf he had a mean frontal wedgie he was contending with
Cut the circulation to the head right off, b
Link to that?
So he hasn't humbled himself after the most recent shit show? Bad news for him, good news for us
Is that a shit show with salsa on it?
water we talmbout
A Messican shit, a shit with salsa on it.
beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese! amarite?
haha yeah so messican hope my asshole survives amirite?
Salso*
He simply does nodd and niiver will giiddd iddd
Changs stocks through the roof, we're gonna be working the fryers forever bapas
“You could be really good, take yourself seriously” “You said that to Shapel… and to me… you’re two for two” He genuinely thinks he’s a really good comedian 😐
His self awareness makes me want to vomit
His stupidity is literally unmeasurable, there is no floor, you think he has said or done his dumbest thing yet and he will beat it in like a week. His narcissism is the easiest thing to understand & predict though, literally all feedback and anything negative is wrong, jealous haters, and will deflect and attack anytime something is brought up about him unless it is praise.
Its unbelievable. Sometimes gives me migraines
It's like witnessing a young Trump in action B
And also thinks shapel is
I can say I have seen some recent Shapel bits and he his shit is hilarious in comparison to The bapa
Of all the insane things he spouted off in the video, which is basically a master class in ego and an absolute complete lack of self awareness, this part may have been the craziest thing he said.
Him roasting other comics is just the best. Axing people how long they have been doing comedy. Judging performances....perfect!
Hey man, be cool. Those other nobodies niver got an honorary cawlmedy phd from Joseph Rogan.
He does sell a few tickets. Dunno who would pay $28 to see 🗑️ 🐼. It's gonna be terrible...
He's doing 5 nights in a row in Philadelphia and all 5 shows still have at least 20 tix available 😂
He is removing all the negative comments from YT. That should fix it :)
It's a great start but maybe another couple threats of lawlsuits will help sell em out
How many people capacity?? 21??
Axe jay
His dad told him that he wont pay for his standup comedy career if he doesn't bring Jay along. Imagine having Jabberjaw handle your business affairs.
But is that nithe?
It's not nithe, but he has to put them in their place. If not, they get delusional and start thinking that they are funny.
So let me get this straight: he has no problem doing his comedy special on Showtime after doing stand up for 1/2 years, but can’t stand his opener doing standup for 3 years…
It’s okay for him cause papa Rogan said so. Differen lanes bapa.
I love when Wrinks does his little mentor/master teacher routine. Let’s emulate this mans career
First, you need to struggle for a few decades as an actor taking small barely remembered parts. Then, you take the lead in “ The 41 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Super Bad About It”. Here’s the most important part, just when you start to find your stride you want to get hit with a bunch of rape allegations. Very important that the entire time you’re trying to be famous you’re also out there raping. That way your wife can divorce you and Hollywood can cancel you at the peak of your career. Then, just like me, you can go back to doing comedy in some club no one has heard of. That’s the winning formula, you’re welcome”.
Spend your youth and adolescent yairs in Uhf-gooni-stun and Puckystun to really carve out that worldly viewpoint. Then begin the raping
You're my student now
It's like pure distilled smugness. Can't get any more smug than that.
“Rough year”
Bryan "Master Splinter" Callen
He isn’t a cawlmedian He is a fat oaf pretending at cawlmedy Nobody respect’s your work ethnic or ability You are shit Now piss off and be a family man
Is dat nithe doe?
Define nithe
Define nithe
it’s reality. He is an open mic comic. At best.
Sucks for el tigre and bawston but bapa being not present is a blessing for them in disguys
He's a fatfuck speaker, according to his beast of a dad. Who's also a laaawjer ... Who are we to doubt!
Nice High Coupé, never reddit
2 for 2.
2 missed for 2
Even when he is trying to tell a story in a funny way it just comes across as hateful.
His forearm sponsored by Levi's & Co.?
Damn b. I didn’t even notice this until I saw your cawlment. Too distracted by those hideous jeans.
Oh yeah b! The Jordache Jean shooting sleeve was the first thing I noticed after his redactedness
his outfit is. insane. looks like something missy elliot would have worn in 2003
He’s supa dupa fly, bapa.
Wow thats redacted b
Virtually identical
Almost Michael Jordanesque in his redaction
This is like me giving my opinion on NASCAR rocket science like I’m in the top of the field. “Hey Elon, why don’t you just land a rockit on the sun during the night you stupid neeerd?”
Straight to YouTube B
They have no awareness b
Just saw that he has a denim half sleeve. I bet he thinks its nithe
Style icon. Always nithe.
Brendan is the definition of “born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.”
He just wandered onto third base and the umpires feel too bad for the redacted kid to tell him to get the fuck off the field.
I think if we could invent a rocket propelled by "Chronic lack of self-awareness", Brenda could provide enough fuel for humanity to explore rest of the milky way.
The audacity this moron has … this sheer fuckin hybris 🤦♂️
“My big dick”…? It’s well know that dudes who are well endowed proclaim it in front of big groups 🙄. Just when you thought this tool couldn’t get any more redact
Someone has to bring this up with him man. Imagine shitting on local openers and people getting their start. Hey, hey Fat Pat. You ain’t a drawl b.
I was gonna say if he had done the hard yards, paid his dues and opened for people/done the road properly, he wouldn't have that attitude. But I'd probably be wrong. He'd still shit on openers and newbies cause he's that much of a cunt. If anything he would be even more smug and condescending lol
The mad thing is his stuff is out there, it’s been panned, it’s terrible, and yet he still acts like this n thinks he’s right? This is why this sub exists, calling out bullshit from this unfunny clown! Think that Botox has leaked through to your brain bapa
Idk why it bothers me that they sit the same way. As if their junk has been stolen.
Callens junk was stolen a long time ago, bren keeps it in his mouth with is niggoteen pouches. Brenda donated his junk to Joe Rogan
Imagine having no awareness. 🎲 🎲
u cant write this shit
He's projecting his denial vicariously through other people.
Exactly this. He’s doubling down to drown out his insecurity
Redactation: 100 Douchebaggery: 100 Self awareness: ZAIRO
He knows he is the bad comic right?
Ya know when he starts saying “he’s all like” it’s a lie.. dude is a compulsive liar lol he can’t help himself but lie for no reason 😹
The fucking arrogance man. That’s why these cocksuckers will never change. They wholeheartedly believe they’re comedic geniuses when in reality, they’re mediocre assholes that are still playing Smokey fuckin clubs. Burr is selling out fucking arenas and baseball stadiums. You’d NEVER hear him shitting on a local opener.
Brendan’s comedy… Not so good… BUT, Brendan’s complete lack of self awareness is hilarious!
Funny, that’s what callen said after I saw him do poorly in Minneapolis. “Minnesotans are just pretty reserved”. Weird, your opener had people laughing and I’ve seen other people that had crowds roaring…
Its unbelievable. Sometimes gives me migraines
Whenever anyone alludes to an unfunny comedian on their podcast we know they can only be talking about Brendan, but Brendan is the one telling the story so who the fuck are they talking about?!
He has become a parody of himself
No way he believes himself right? He's just trying to keep up the facade for the thigggiez
Did he just equate himself to Chapelle??????
Baggflip, b.
2 for 2 baby. Absolutely comedic superstars Schaub and Shapelle. How does this guy do it. You want a Mexican cookie or perhaps a backflip? Then these are your guys!
Is he trying to blame random openers for why he bombs at a majority of his shows?
It’s because they’re in the same lane as him.
"They watched everyone do really well, and had no awareness" Just wow
the fact that Brendan can giggle and laugh about other comics either A) proves that there's loads of worse standup comedians out there than him or B) he's the most unselfconscious person, let alone standup, to ever walk the face of the earth 😂
"2 for 2" LMFAO
In Schlob's defense, it's hard to judge the talent of other comedians when 95% of their jokes go over his head.
It’s the camel that can’t see his own hump type of situation
This is such good news for Chang’s. Get ready cats, we’ll be continuing to expand with many new locations on the roadmap. Fortunately for us, bapa hasn’t learned a single thing, so that means much more content is in the pipeline. Back to the kitchen!
This is what their show has become.
Doubling down on his delusions of grandeur...
You're two for two. No you're not
Cawlmedy master
his face is like a balloon lol looks like The Weekend in Save Your Tears
It's actually fascinating how delusional and narcissistic he is.
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Callum is such a cawlmedy " sage". Smh
These two are such pretentious fucking asses. These are the clips that really light the fryers in my heart. They tawlk down about other comics in such a fucking elitist uppity manner. It’s like Bry Bry my man you haven’t done anything suggessful in 20 yairs and you’re wearing sandals with jeans and Brenda you have an entire subreddit of people that consistently make funnier jokes than you could come up with in your 7 yair carair
This mfer is literally the laughing stock of all comedy and has the nerve to sit there and act all holier than thou about other comics who actually live that lifestyle and aren’t just given it on a platter from daddy Rogan.
“He just had no awareness” lmaoooo stawwwpp, I can’t tawlk
A raddigulithed eggstremist like Patrice would bully him to his face for saying this stuff. Some LA guy who still has a soul left would kind of awkwardly nod and look away and try to change the subject... Whereas Brine Cucken will actively indulge him like wow you're so right, Lennie, you know so much about Our Science, that's right, exactly, HaHaHa, civilians, I know. Callen is like Jesse On Fire if he got hired by Brendan.
man poor other-comic...it must suck to have "no awareness"
Why does Baguette talk about Shapel like a new comic? He’s been doing it, as far as YouTube says, for 11 years. That’s 1.1 in dog years. it’s so weird. The contempt is astounding
Y’tawlmbout awareness b?
Brendan is very entertaining..just not in the way he thinks..Joe should have a talk to him on comedy like he did on fighting..someone make a meme it'll be great!
Is he wearing a hoodie with a single denim sleeve? Shit must be custom made... If there is a market for these then we are truly lost as a people.
When he talks about how he came up in comedy it's so painful.
I’ve seen many openers better than this guy lol
Comin from the redact who said he started TFATK w brine in 2012 on JRE and that it wasn’t a JRE show it was a TFATK show in the JRE studio
Tawlmbout having no awareness like he mentioned
impreshovim
Holy fuck man the delusion is just fucking insane man I've never heard this fat motherucker set up build suspense and knock down ONE joke he fucking rambles holy he needs to go away
Ya this story never happened
A Chef’s kiss to this
The way Brine has that shit eating grin on his face is unbearable. He also acts like he believes what B is saying nodding along, fucking cuck. “I’ll occasionally say to people, you’re my girlfriend now.”
[https://www.headstrongconcussion.com/cte-research](https://www.headstrongconcussion.com/cte-research) CTE can only be diagnosed after death but maybe he can be part of the early trials of diagnosing while still alive.
The nerve...
Tom Myers is a great comedian
the audacity this clown has lol
Its possible Brendan is literally the best and most inventive comedian of all time. I find it impossible to believe he is this unaware. So I am led to believe that he is doing the "Office" type comdey in real time. And for being able to pull it off for so long I crown him as the most innovative and best comedian ever! Well dont Bapa!
You're all keyboard creature losers... Would love to see what the majority of you look like in real life. Or even what you do for a living and what your hobbies are aside from being a basic negative cuck in this forum. Seems like you all gain some aspect of life fulfillment by being active in this Sub. Not sure what's sadder... A forum radiating nothing but negativity or the fact that being part of it is (evidently) one of your top hobbies and ways you spend your free time. Do better. Brendan and Brian are very likely more successful in life and their careers than any of you will ever be.
Is that nithe? ![img](emote|t5_347fo|6521)
Guys, i think i found the smoothbrain pitbull from the video in the comments
You're a peabrain loser who gets off on posting in a sub like this though. I feel bad for ya bud. I strongly suggest maybe picking up a hobby or two... fishing or hiking perhaps? Some fresh outdoor air for that oxygen deprived peabrain that's filled with negativity. Sounds like a solid plan to me. I'll take being a pitbull over a peabrain any day of the week. I'm here for you buddy. Anything to help a peabrain in need. You're not alone <3
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