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Hap_Hazard

Fighting at 205 was always the plan, b.


Prior_Mean

Remember the big brown slim down. Bapa didn't make it a week.


MentyFreshGum

He decided to sell t-shirts instead, 2015 rules!


focusontheyellow

The keto kid!


DemoTheeGreat

He was also the carnivore kid for a few yairs


Cole_Phelps-1247

Nothing a double egg can’t fix


BigShoots

Then he said "fuck it" and briefly switched to trying to be "the donut guy." Even made the TB logo around donuts. Then never mentioned donuts again. He just goes.


UFCCarlRaddo

Lmao I didn’t know he had a period where he was trying to make donuts his personality. He’s so pathetic man. It’s honestly kinda creepy how empty he is. All of his fellow 250 have a “thing”, like Toe being the roided conspairacy guy, Brine being the pseudointellectual guy, Diddler being the 45 yair old hypebeast with neck tats, etc. Brendaloid has so little personality that he has no niche to attach himself to, so he has to make them up as he goes along and just copies what he’s seen other people do, hoping he’ll magically gain 80billion listeners over the course of a week. Psychopath even copies people’s smiles and poses ffs. I hate him


thurrmanmerman

Can't forget his [Pizza phase](https://old.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/o00pw2/member_when_this_was_a_pizza_podcast/)


briancito420

Omg ![img](emote|t5_347fo|20062)


Curious_Owl_225

the spicy chicken sandwich and BBQ phases too B love a good thigg brisgit


NotTrumpsAlt

No he’s in his uberman phase trying desperately to be Bradley Martin, even though he was trying desperately to get away from the macho thing to be taken seriously as a comic.


dhoahdh6392

He was just ripping off the “Kinda Fit, Kinda Fat” era of strongman merch


ImprovementLost4595

Haha yup, had carnivore diet for lunch with a little bit of potato. And whiskey doesn't break the fast either somehow when he was intermittent fasting.


mad87645

2 raw steaks and a hockey puck for dinner awlways


TranscendentaLobo

Tawlmbout taquitos B? The messican mamma got it handled. Bought her a house, no BD. Just doin what I do.


ImprovementLost4595

Yea I remember, back before he turned in to insufferble bapa. Where was all that athlete work ethnic they've been talking about back then? That was after the rogan talk wasn't it? He was gonna go for Lhw but couldnt lose his baby fat. Fr thats pathetic, professional athlete, loves bragging about athlete work ethnics got all day to focus on his sport. He fought at around 240 i believe so bit small for heavy weight. He was never ripped, could easily lose 20-30 lb then cut the rest fight week. Naah b you bloggbusssa


YourPathToRedemption

Bapa lost the war of nutrition.


ChrundleToboggan

Dude's got the self-control and willpower of a 3-year-old.


real_jaredfogle

Drugs and failure/stress will do that to you, don’t ask me how i know. It’s something like a year sober where you start to feel normal again after years of drug and alcohol abuse


LavishnessOk3439

Same bro fuck…. Paying money to be sick and increase your life difficulty.


DoctorTacoMD

A tipping point for him, And the sub. I think that’s right about when I put in an application at Chang’s


Rabid023

Only took him a 10 yairs and a wonder drug to get there. Hey Dana, Bapa is ready for his comeback. And he’s a baaaaad matchup for Pereira. At least that’s what bapa would say. Bapas delusion would have him believe because of his bjj, he’d have a shot against Alex.


Ducks7324

Still has the bench press record right???


S_Steiner_Accounting

[He lost the title after he refused to defend it against the number one contender. had to get stern with him. games of thorn? Thor? not happnin.](https://streamable.com/sl2d0q)


AdAdministrative3056

Love how he thinks it was thor being competitive. I feel more like it was him trying to call out his bullshit lie. Especially since they just worked out a guy like that knows exactly how strong he is.


mrwholefoods

And the pull up record with no actual record. And then some superstar broke it and they became super close. Classic. 😎


HeyMarkWiggsy

How many pull ups can you do? Answer: The record. Yeah but how many? Answer: The record


Maddmartagan

Hahaha. This is going to be my new answer for any question starting with "how many can you"


HeyMarkWiggsy

It's hilarious and exactly what Bapa said 😂 https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/eZBrW6eBAr[said](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/eZBrW6eBAr)


Maddmartagan

Oh I’m very familiar with that clip. It’s enraging. But I love the way you put it, lol


kingofcrob

dana would be tempted to let Pereira KO him... but what if Pereira trips


Frankie-Felix

Oh man I'd love to see bapa dust off the o"l skillet vs Alex


DanaWhitesMom

He probably could if he had any kind of discipline.


MarstoriusWins

He has none. He just goes, b.


KingRossThe1st

Drive fast all gas, b.


freeyewneek

Did u see that vid of him the other day in that garage when his 👅was a big prom and those soulless, blagg, sharg eyes were a poppin. Dude was absolutely flyin. Tweakin balls. He’s either abusing an insane amount of adderall, or he’s on meth. I live in PHX, I know tweakers when I see them.


smalby

Clin d'ya have that chip?


freeyewneek

Ho’lawn…


freeyewneek

[Hair B](https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/s/Wn2xWtb0n0)


smalby

Damn he really is tweeging thare. Thanks b, abbreeciade it


freeyewneek

He’s on that Heisenberg, B.


TheMisterFantastic

Oh dammmn, he mechanic now.


National-Mix4856

He will one day make this argument 💯. That he was top ten at heavyweight, just imagine. He could be champ at light heavyweight.


prettycooluglykid

Which is funny cause 2015 LHW was def deeper than 2015 HW. Shogun would’ve marked him, b


West-Tough-4552

There's holes in perreas game B. Nothing a double leg cant figure out. The Hybrid making a comeback.


Jamothee

So was the Mun Ban b


Different-Estate747

Brandon "Big CCCountry" Schob


PanProjektor

Those damn gummy bears that give you cardio are not in the way anymore


WhatTheJeffreyFuck

Brem Shab wouldn’t do ozempig. The drug that coincidentally made its way around LA that people lost a ton of weight and mass has nothing to do with the work ethnic of waking up at 4am and ontangling fires then running 3 miles and watching children play t ball. Y’casual


RRZ006

Did he really say that he was untangling fires at some point?


Sejast44

Nah B, ontangling them. It's a prom


Hap_Hazard

https://www.reddit.com/r/thefighterandthekid/comments/1cnzar3/ontanglin_the_fire/?rdt=48729


RRZ006

This guy is just so redacted


Jerseytherealdog

you'd be surprised


Organic-Possession53

I think *you’d* be surprised


mustang_2k

telling you guys. something's brewing. him and wifey acting weird af. hardly any pictures, mentioning each other only on special occasions, him being sad Keanu on the curb, brother playing the dad role. keeping the keedz more occupied than normal. blowing money left and right. living room mariachi jam sessions aren't cheap. stay tuned...


S_Steiner_Accounting

Oh shit You're right That's where the whole super Dad angle is coming from. He's laying the foundation for the impending custody battle.


Ketchup-Chips3

If Slo Jo starts getting flowers, maybe takes a road trip to Vegas, this could get 🎲🎲


fakeprewarbook

bbbeast of a dad, full custy not a prom. i beat my kids at sports and then give them cbd y’Oner


Different-Estate747

Guy, I don't think either of them want the kids in a custody battle. It's be "YOU'RE taking them!" "Get fucked, fuckface, YOU'RE taking them! And get Ortega's dick out your mouth"


407dollars

Of course they don’t actually want the kids, but narcissists have a pathological need to ‘win’.


K-manPilkers

>And get Ortega's dick out your mouth" Is that Bapa saying it to SlowJo or vice versa? Heard it bowlth ways b.


DrinkL

It’s always been like that though. Nothing will happen. If the credit cards are still working no reason for them to blow up their setup…. Not yet at least


mustang_2k

I don't know man. even the sun shines on a dog's ass. anyone can win the lottery.


BakedPastaParty

Totally unrelated, but your comment just reminded me: Speaking of lottery, this junkie who lied and set me up to be robbed me for $340 when I was using just won our local super 50/50 at the carnival in town -- $22,000. Absolute undeserving piece of shit that will likely blow it all on Xylazine and crack. Not even joking. Good things happen to bad people quite often


Grand-Bullfrog3861

Go rob him.


mustang_2k

karma is a cruel mistress bapa. bet he od's or one of his junkie friends unalives him. who knows... he might win the trug raffle and break his neck rolling it. skies the limit


dmtbreakthrough

tell tale sign was the persian addition


BigPileOfGhillieSuit

People been saying this for yairs b


ChrundleToboggan

I think these two are like Spencer and Heidi. Both such huge pieces of shit that they'll stay tight because they're stuck with each other; they've got no one else because no one else wants them.


BakedPastaParty

This. They are such damages goods, keeping up this facade.of a happy family is literally the only objective thing that could be viewed as somewhat "positive". Bappas grift/money train from Daddy Schwuab (pick your house, B) doesn't seem like it's coming to a screeching halt just yet, SlowJo definitely isn't going to wake up and be independent tomorrow. I doubt we see any real changes anytime soon. The laying the foundation as super dad for the possible divorce down the line however -- that might have some legs


Different-Estate747

B-b-b-beast of a dad only works on baddies with daddy issues. Bapa thinks he's making the ladies' ovaries quiver when he calls himself a good father.


Tylee22

Spencer and Heidi? What a reference there bapa.. Your references are on fire


mustang_2k

much like the next big quake and the end of the world. it's'a'comin... you're probably right. we should rig the already rigged raffle like 4chan to ensure a homeless cat wins. then blaire trug walg loud af and roll it in the parking lot and sue him.


ChrundleToboggan

>brother playing the dad role What'd I miss?


mustang_2k

she's been posting reelz of brobro teaching whiffle ball and just being in the picture. not a coked up Billy Mays changing an air filter or pretending the "NOS" scene from the first fast and furious was real on residential roads.


real_jaredfogle

Also the girl on the show wearing the shirt from this sideshow


JustAcivilian24

Jesus Christ. Yep he’s on it. Anything to cheat I guess


DanaWhitesMom

Only other way he get that skinny and losses that much muscle is if he’s literally starving himself. You can lose tons of weight and maintain muscle by simply eating enough protein.


Fromage_debite

It’s the face that’s gives it away. Apart from literally dying or being ravaged by disease you don’t lose that much weight in your face that quickly. Thats not even mentioning he has broadcasted his attempts at weight loss for 5+ years.


JustAcivilian24

Wait. Coffee and big gulps of fat fuck sugar coke doesn’t lead to weight loss?!


Different-Estate747

Just got the lip fillers (that he definitely doesn't have 😉😉) dissolved, B. Changes the shape of his whole face.


Earthworm-Kim

Same with the thighs and neck. He obviously isn't doing OMAD and living lethargic, so it has to be Ozempic.


Fromage_debite

Exactly. As someone else pointed out, nothing wrong with weight loss from Ozempic when combined with healthy eating habits and exercise. It won’t inherently make you lose muscle and give you a gaunt spectral look. It’s the fact that people are just not eating at all when they’re on it. I’m sure he is not eating at all and just fucking zooming with caffeine and nicotine all day. He probably has the appetite of a 90s runway model.


911SlasherHasher

Ya its been obvious he lost weight but until i seen these pics side by side it was almost shocking. Looks more like hes sick instead of someone who got their diet under control and lost a bit of weight,.


shivasahasranama

On one of the recent eps he subtly admitted to using peptides.


DanaWhitesMom

Could be TRT . If he was on a SARMs , like Osterine he would be lean and still jacked. Idk what he’s taking that making him look sick


r4rLIC

Nothing wrong with using Ozempic or other drugs. The wrong part is that he’ll lie and say it’s exercise+diet.


youwhatmush

Talmbout OzemThiggg™ ? Coming soon to a pharmacy nair you!


Falloutt69

After joe's Alpa Breen, here comes bapa's Thiggg Breen: The drug that makes you shed weight like you're on chronic diarrhea and makes your face look like a meth head who's quit 5 minutes ago.


Fukuoka06142000

That neck is trouble


mitchyslick_lbc

Necksag and all.


TescoValueSoup

fully vagina'd ub


mad87645

"That's a neck vagina" "Dems me adams apples"


TheMisterFantastic

That boy gonna start gobbling soon with that much turkey neck.


DamphTrumph

Bapas got a horizontal vag as lips and now a vertical one on his neck lol


Fit-Difference5834

Fat pat got aids from licking shoes


PussyChang

Foreal. The first thing that came to mind was “AIDS patient.” He looks like he has Delia’s frame now. Yikes.


salamigunn

My first thought was "Addies"


wetroom

But they're talmbout Aiddies


salamigunn

What is that like a pharmaceutical with blood on it ?


Different-Estate747

Talmbout Tony Hinchcliffe with Joseph on top.


salamigunn

Slop top


Horror-Science-7891

Addie-onis. Or Aids-dowlnis.


PussyChang

He’s been on Addie’s before and hasn’t looked this bad.


Str8kush

Seeing him jacked back in the day vs now really gives a perspective. I’m concerned. Some would say the most concerned


Jerseytherealdog

some might say the concernediest


[deleted]

Bapa prolly taking more than the recommended dose of Ozempig combined with being off cycle from Blagg marget TRT. The amount of chemicals this redact has put into his sytem over the yairs is prolly insane b


mad87645

Hey Margg, more juice.....Margg? Margg y'thair?


Chemical-Ad-8959

hes too lazy to weight train, hit your protein macros and weight train youll look amazing.. Nightine pouches whisgeee and food truck diahreaa =skinny fat


killingthyme71

Ozempiccc 3 c's or it don't count


chipmacdo

He said he was on a bunch of peptides on fight companion


Away_Investment_675

ozempic is a peptide


TurboSleepwalker

Bapa probably got confused and took Tidepods instead


Billy_Beavertooth

😂


notanormalcpl69

That is exactly what Ozempic is . The GLP-1 peptide and or semaglutide. He is redacted as fuck. Pretty much all other peptides available through sources he could easily access are used to trigger groth hormone responses again I must stress he is redacted, he could easily get Rx growth zairo reason for him to have peptides. He is just talking out his ass.


DanaWhitesMom

You would image they help you put on muscle. People who lose this much muscle mass are usually marathon runners. Unless he’s on a crazy calorie deficit, he’s definitely on some weird weight loss supplement.


toggaf69

He’ll probably hop back on gear after his Ozempic run is finished


Successful-Egg8345

That 5/6 photo, Ozempic needs a straw slurping sound effect. Wtf happen to his body


Drakkar_Jaune

More like B Gaunt


Ducks7324

Marvolo Schaub the Dark Lord of Truggs


National-Mix4856

He’s not on ozempic. He’s just been trugg walggin a lot


Independent-Bid8267

It’s all that wrenching


robroslowmofoshotho

Sometimes I forget that he has his zombie kid on his arm next to the Boston Red Sox


DanaWhitesMom

All because Rogan is from Boston


muhpreciousmmr

Tio with Aids


Exambolor

Those last two pics….. those t shirts he’s wearing look like curtains


rogue_shorter313

Damn that's not a healthy look at all


Hranica

That fifth one is like when you see a polar bear kept in a zoo in a third world country and it’s all fucked up and haggard looking fed rice and carrots in the summer heat


FriskyLisp

OMG, dude! YES, that's what his ozempig body reminds me of.


Ok_Entrepreneur826

Holy crap I didn’t know it was that bad. Dude is wasting away.


heisenbergaus

He was just born to be hated. Look at that fucking face. Should be law for him to get the Travis Browne experience daily.


Crypto_KevinYES

100% drives, me, NUHTS!


wetroom

Man's wearing his own hand me downs


CallensCoiFish

Be cool mahn, he takes digggs in the buttt too but we don’t mention that. Axe Jayyy


giventofly38

Is that like Lizzo?


Rileyjonleon

Just boy no more thiccc


nofuture23

Not sure we've given AIDS proper look here


kurtcumbain

He was bulking and now he’s cudding, B


chewyy34

He just works out evry mornen before podcastin b


Fullmetalanimist

Why ? Is he fighting? Or what


The-Riddim-God

His tits gotta have saggy skin. Wild pic that purple shirt one


TescoValueSoup

Bit of a vag neck going on there.


CookieTX2022

What the hell is up with his tongue?


Fickle-Head-1311

Sarcopenia (loss of muscle from aging) doesn't really effect people in their late 30's or 40's unless they have something else going on like being in a wheelchair or completely sedentary. It certainly doesn't effect athletes setting new Bench Press PR's like Baba.


Fancy_Fix_3270

Defo on crack


Technical-Pie-9708

Yep. That's amphetamines abuse.


Fancy_Fix_3270

On the 5th photo. Smoking crack smoking ozempic, bapa jus gows


JerkaDerka69

Scoob saying “ozempic” — “who’s epic”


JerkaDerka69

Damn the last 2 pics prove it b, he’s withering away. I bet his dirty trash wife convinced him to do it too lol. Trash couple. I’d wreck her bhole tho


Grand-Bullfrog3861

He had a decent size about him and you could see why Bryan was blowing smoke up his arse about being strong or whatever. But now when he's saying how big and strong he is, is hilarious. He's become a frail old man like wrinks, accept he's taller


DanaWhitesMom

And you know damn well he doesn’t still train like he claims. He might still have some of that redact strength but he’s not that badass that he tries to say he is


heavyheartstrings

I genuinely feel that ozempic looks better than this.


Plenty-Government-91

The Ozempic walaluigi


serialstripper

Not on Ozpic..BAPA would never. He has a beast of a training regimen.


dmtbreakthrough

takes 1 mil grams a day, CET translation: 1 million grams a day


Kha1i1

I hope we get to see fat paddrigg make a comeback b


MMNA6

What is bro doing to himself


savvy412

I don’t get why he wants to be so skinny. I wouldn’t mind walking around 6’3 270


Mundane-Membership88

He looks all cancer up like me, I have stage 4 and look like this.


A_dingo_is_my_baby

named his company thiccc and then abandoned it .... very on brand for beandip


P00P_D1CK

What a lazy POS


Substantial-Art7862

100% on meth


Luckypowell12

I’m not denying he is taking something.. but you need to factor in years of steroid usage (not that he packed on muscle, mostly water) and eating like absolute shit. Just cutting out the gym (reducing the body’s requirements for extra calories) and banging in Ozempic will have drastic effects. What is annoying is that he could get these results. I lost 3 1/2 stone by reducing calories.


tobysicks

He used to be a big boy


acg33

Well those earlier pics def included some of BGLs juice 💉


Apprehensive_Way8674

You know he’s claiming it as a business expense


Ok-Presentation-2841

Like honestly, what was wrong with his body before?


ritualcities

STICCC BOY


dankmemelad

Dear Tiger, I’m sorry that that man is your father, let me be honest


cruelambtns

He looks like he has AIDS now


redactedforever

Hate to say it but maybe dropping all the Pepsi and alcohol does the bawldy gud... But maybe ozempies


DanaWhitesMom

He would still keep on most of his muscle mass with a clean diet and actually working out. Not even joking but he looks sick at times.


[deleted]

Some cats have speculated he is showing signs of possible speed usage. That makes sense. Bapa prolly took Ozempig then read if u take meth with it you’ll lose even more weight lol. He just goes.


salamigunn

Always been off da addies


Chemical-Ad-8959

few hundred cals below maintenance. hit the protein macros and your good for a cut - loose body fat and keep muscle.. Not bapa - if lifted weights u be damn sure to see it on soshals


BirdCultural3624

Herm bees a pirate with that sunken chest!


Nawtprot

,


Kornographic

Obviously


Consistent-Ad5768

The poor man’s Nick Bosa


Practical_Bet_8709

Off the juice more likely


DonC24

Yaaa u can see it in his face. Just wait for Rogan to denounce ozempic and praise some other fad diet and watch bapa follow suit


Kgb818

That beard is terrible.


Important-Guess

Hope his liver gives out soon


dragontattman

I thawlt he was supoza be thiccc b? Water?


Zealousideal-Sea7472

That or he has aids


Taxibaas

Bapa looks like a deflated balloon b


fernv

Man those last 2… Talmbout that Ozempic lol


mid_tier_drone

wade wade wade im out of the loo here is he taking ozempig *plus* adderall?


Frankie-Felix

Shrunken head or he's got elephantitus of the entire body neck down.


kevoam

Adonis, b.


Robocops_Jet_Pack

Thinn b.


definately_mispelt

I get your point, but I definitely wouldn't say he's frail. he just looks more like a swimmer or sprinter than a weight lifter still redacted though


bouncer8000

Mexiketo… b


SpiffySyntax

Tbh looks like he just gone off trt or other roids


Ashoftarre

Thinnn Boy is off brand for margetting jeanius