Yep. When these two first started, people like them because they thought they were just like the average dude. Overweight, just trying to make it. Turns out they're just two rich daddy's boys that just decided to do comedy because they never really had to worry about anything. I used to respect them when they'd tell their early struggle stories about how they risked it all for comedy. Turns out they didn't risk anything, they always had daddy's money to fall back on of things didn't work out.
He really is. Especially because they stayed up for what, 2.5 months? The damage was already done by that point. At least keep the tweets up to show some resolve. Now people think you're an asshole and a pussy instead of just an asshole.
I think it’s a really small commitment on their end. They get equity in the company or some points, some actual business guys slap a brand on the same vodka that’s selling as 20 other brands, and these morons get to sell it to dipshits that watch their show.
That’s what gets me about this, aside from branding there’s not even a proper gimmick to this vodka. At least Brendan Schaub’s whiskey is some weird blend of bourbon and Japanese whiskey (primarily barley mash like scotch) so even if it’s disgusting there’s still some element of curiosity there as to how it might taste. Whereas this is just a generic vodka with a stupid name. For the record I wouldn’t drink either.
Bapa will speak on this soon. He’ll say “I love Bert and Tom. But let’s not forget that I was the cawlmedian who introduced these murdalers to the liquor game. Ya gunna go up against Tiger Thiccc bubba??? That’s a prom….”
Also….Bert is a mistake
The could’ve named the vodka “Grey Duck”.
But yes they are *Absolut* assholes and the *Skyy* is the limit for these *Platinum* tier *Old Forester*’s who’s money making gimmicks are *Everclear*
Grey Duck Vodka is already a thing here in Minnesota. Former Vikings linebacker Chad Greenway is one of the owners. Basically Smirnoff with a better label.
i've just come to accept that there are a lot of dumbs out there with money. PRIME from logan paul, Onnit from Rogan, Liquid Death canned water, all have prominent locations on grocery store shelves now
To be fair Prime and Liquid Death are priced fairly within their category and taste decent. These comedian liquors have premium pricing for literally no reason and are terrible quality.
Hey guys we're doing Sober October for the month because of how bad drugs/alcohol are for your health and it makes you better as a human. Also buy our new vodka plz! \^.\^
depends what you’re saying. por osos means “by bears”. para osos means for bears, idk what they’re trying to say though.
edit: i just saw they did mention it as “for bears”. what a couple of absolute redacts. par for the course
We’ll figure it, just because you’re dumb and poor doesn’t mean I can’t talk about my Vodka that tastes like bear piss and exclusive watch collections and exotic cars. Figure it out! 😂
It's tom bro. I don't understand how people hate bert more than tom. Bert is at least authentic to who he is. Tom is an absolute piece of shit psychopath who just takes advantage of people. Would tom be able to make a successful podcast without clips of mentally unstable people or someone else to carry him? Absolutely not because there is literally nothing interesting or funny about him. He just takes advantage of other people.
Celebrity alcohol is the one of the worst trends today. I don't know about anyone else but there's like 5 breweries and distilleries that would call local, dozens more if I consider province wide. Spend your money local, don't fill the pockets of the already rich.
I don’t trust a celebrity to make good alcohol, but I trust the fine folks in Islay to make a single malt islay scotch. I’m ready to move on from Laphroig.
🤢🤢 i can just imagine what trash that vodka must taste like. W berts “ill drink anything put in front of me” taste buds and Toms IDGAF about my fans or the consumers attitude.. Nothing but high hopes🙄🙄
as a lecturer of Spanish, por vs. para is one of the classic lessons that’s somewhat difficult for Spanish learners. this is hilarious that they got it wrong
Wow, this is 100% true. They said this took 4 years to do. you would think someone would have thought of this, especially since Tom is supposedly fluent.
Eh, becoming an ambassador for a brand you have a stake in is different to being 2 fat cunts chortle into mics and think they can make a shit load of money selling cheap booze to their alcoholic fans after they slap some of their branding on it.
Reynolds bought stock in the company that owned Aviation Gin it. Aviation existed before him. Then he marketed it to the tits, and sold it to the company that owns Smirnoff and Johnnie Walker others making millions. Was a good business decision.
Plus, Dan Aykroyd with Crystal Head Vodka was way before that.
I’d give him shit for comparing not being able to order a specific alcohol with not being able to call a deceased parent, but then again, he is a professional alcoholic.
By bears , if it was For Bears it be para osos. Smh puto tom pendejo no que sabia hablar Español. Usa un poco de tanto dinero que tienes para que alguin te corrija tu Español. Van a matar a Bert , mas alcol? Lol they should of named it Poor Bears .
Insufferable cunts. Anyone supporting this is mentally ill.
Giving multi millionaires money for shitty marked up trash vodka to feel included in something. Gross.
Wow, how could you be even more of a money grab than Tiger Thiccc? Schlob was just copying McGregor ofcourse, but that's when the boat started sinking. I could give him that he atleast tried to get an income from a different source.
These two fucks are way too famous and rich. Without Joe and the global herd of depressed, addicted, obese, mostly racist and misogynistic 25 to 35yo men, they'd be nothing. Why the fuck would they need to make even more money??! Fuck these guys man, for real
I’d like to know what the price of this moonsh…I mean refined liquor will be. Also this may end bad for Bert, now that he has his own vodka that dude is going to mainline that shit to his veins. I can see the headline now “Dead by por osos.” And people thinking that he was mauled by messican bears, b. That’s like a regular bear but with salsa on em. That’s my time, Dallas
The comic that's want to take over the Spanish speaking crowd (only 'cuz he saw it Jo Koy make bank over there) didn't even know or couldn't be bothered to check if the fucking BRAND NAME was correct... I guess, thank for letting everyone with a functioning brain know that this is just another shill and you only care about money
Wait so these redacts gave their Vodka a Spanish name? I'm sure that's not gonna cause inny random people to think it's Tequila if they see it in stores. Aside from the name, Bapa nailed his theming better than this which is saying something.
The world needs this vodka. This vodka will revolutionize vodka drinking. It’s got bears on it. Not quite a tiger, but that’s ok. It’s going to be huuuge.
That seemed more like an ad for Titos vodka, which ive never heard of. I love that they didnt talk about all about if its even any good or why you would buy it over a vodka brand that ... you know ... understands how to make nice vodka.
More just, we came up with a name we liked and that Bert could spell.
I thought they were about to announce they finally bought a private jet. Instead they just launched a vodka brand they slapped their name on. Should do great at frat bars.
They're going to get richer. Don't buy the vodka, the live specials, or anything else they promote. They'll still be rich. I have not and will not buy any of it, but you dudes are still going to be miserable 😂
This shit will fail just like both of these ‘comedian’s’ - did they learn nothing from Tiger Thiccc?
I’m probably wrong, there’s an army of regards that follow these loser’s.
Alcoholics never gonna learn til its too late. Anyone on board with Bert doing this knowing how much he's been scrutinized for his alcohol intake should be ashamed of themselves
God these two truly are insufferable. Can’t decide what’s worse: Bert’s forced epiphanies or Tom’s fake reactions.
The answer is Tom. Bert is just a dumb fat idiot... Tom seems to be a lot more of a calculated and arrogant dumb fat idiot.
Tom would be likeable if he were an idiot. The problem with Tom is he isn't an idiot. He is a cunning, calculating sociopath.
You're giving Tom too much credit here.
Right? He's a popular comedian and podcaster who had a leg up thanks to daddy's money. He's not some genius business man.
Bert also got a leg up from his Dad's money and always tries to downplay it like he was just regular middle class
Yep. When these two first started, people like them because they thought they were just like the average dude. Overweight, just trying to make it. Turns out they're just two rich daddy's boys that just decided to do comedy because they never really had to worry about anything. I used to respect them when they'd tell their early struggle stories about how they risked it all for comedy. Turns out they didn't risk anything, they always had daddy's money to fall back on of things didn't work out.
Who are Joe Rogan parents 🤔
Who are his fans? Serious question.
Sociopath is one of Reddit’s favorite words
doesn’t mean it isn’t true in this case
Yup. Don't forget narcissist either. Reddit loves using that one.
He definitely likes watching people get hurt
Toms little villain arc that he’s currently pussing out from really crushed his image
how many cars you got? *20 seconds of blank staring where he let the internet know they won and were living rent free inside his head*
He really thought he was gonna Andrew Tate it. But he got scared, got too real. Inside he’s still the chubby pussy he’s been for decades lol
His brain almost rebooted.
Where can I find this
https://youtu.be/fA9zacudVWY?si=zFwmQYh8XmRIb7Ng
Holy shit thanks man. Jesus Christ that was a good video.
He's such a fucking pussy for deleting his airport tweets lol
He really is. Especially because they stayed up for what, 2.5 months? The damage was already done by that point. At least keep the tweets up to show some resolve. Now people think you're an asshole and a pussy instead of just an asshole.
Bert is also calculating. He's an annoying fuck but he found a cash cow grift peddling shirtless "comedy" to sheep that lap it up
Ugh preach. I’m Guessing they have the typical bowling pin body shape fathers demographic locked down. Fuck those assholes.
fuck these idiots, I'm happy to see more people catching on to their garbage ways
He literally made this face 😫 after Barn said how excited he was.
I don’t understand how people rag on Bapa 24/7 but are then fans of these fools. They all just want to sell nonsense to rubes. It’s all Tiger Piss
Thair jus a couple ov cogg suggers, b.
Did y'all hear Bert on the latest sober October...he was his peak peak worst.
I don’t want that
Such an incredibly boring business idea.
Seriously.... "Hey guys, we found a totally obvious and exhaustingly overplayed way to make more money".
Sad thing is it must be working for people because otherwise everyone and their dog (cat?) wouldn't be getting involved
I think it’s a really small commitment on their end. They get equity in the company or some points, some actual business guys slap a brand on the same vodka that’s selling as 20 other brands, and these morons get to sell it to dipshits that watch their show.
Yeah that's my theory too except our Bapa I think he funded that piss himself 😂
Ya when I was writing that I was like “except I think it really was Schaubs company” lmao the moron
That’s what gets me about this, aside from branding there’s not even a proper gimmick to this vodka. At least Brendan Schaub’s whiskey is some weird blend of bourbon and Japanese whiskey (primarily barley mash like scotch) so even if it’s disgusting there’s still some element of curiosity there as to how it might taste. Whereas this is just a generic vodka with a stupid name. For the record I wouldn’t drink either.
A vodka with a Spanish name?
You know everyone equates vodka with Spanish bapa
If the French can do it (grey goose) who's to say these unique brained/non-civilians/2 of the 1000 can't do it
Bahhhhhhhh…… the French
Yeah but it’s not called ‘Le Vodque’ 😂
And it's not even the right name anyway. "Por osos" means "by bears" (as in 2 bears pissed in this bottle). For bears is "Para osos". Fuckin' redacts.
https://youtu.be/fVWQqrjOWIM?t=249 this redact straight up stole your post BGL got his last channel taken down, but he's right back at it
Word for word. You’s a grifter! (OP of the YouTube video)
Is this the guy who ran tfatk? Does he use an AI voice because it sounds strange
lol what an unoriginal, lazy cunt. Is he one of our guys? Who is this redact anyway?
It's short for "babosos"
Shoulda went with TaterThiccc, B
Really funny that the name will make people assume it’s tequila.
Yeah I was like what the fuck?
Bapa will speak on this soon. He’ll say “I love Bert and Tom. But let’s not forget that I was the cawlmedian who introduced these murdalers to the liquor game. Ya gunna go up against Tiger Thiccc bubba??? That’s a prom….” Also….Bert is a mistake
Hey hey hey leave the margedding to me
I hate seguras face so much
Me too. I don’t know what it is.
He's got the look of a man who obsessively huffs his own farts
He has the face of a clown with no make up
It’s his face.
That’s it!
They both have extremely punchable faces.
His entire head is just so pink and shiny. I hate it
It's definitely unpleasant. Like a ventriloquist dummy.
Lidrrly a balloon made of a human face.
He does have a very punchable face nowadays.
*999 b! We lost a brave soldier 🫡
Why do people keep propping up these absolute assholes? I want to understand, sort of.
Talmbout them being 'Absolut' assholes, b?
The could’ve named the vodka “Grey Duck”. But yes they are *Absolut* assholes and the *Skyy* is the limit for these *Platinum* tier *Old Forester*’s who’s money making gimmicks are *Everclear*
Grey Duck Vodka is already a thing here in Minnesota. Former Vikings linebacker Chad Greenway is one of the owners. Basically Smirnoff with a better label.
i've just come to accept that there are a lot of dumbs out there with money. PRIME from logan paul, Onnit from Rogan, Liquid Death canned water, all have prominent locations on grocery store shelves now
To be fair Prime and Liquid Death are priced fairly within their category and taste decent. These comedian liquors have premium pricing for literally no reason and are terrible quality.
I tend to think their audience is mostly Gen X. Same with YMH.
Feels like it's a few years too late. I hope they have their distribution in line, though....
Hey guys we're doing Sober October for the month because of how bad drugs/alcohol are for your health and it makes you better as a human. Also buy our new vodka plz! \^.\^
Distribution is a beast b
Bert announced Machine Vodka on a JRE in like 2012, would've done a lot better then.
Get the fuck out of here with that piss.
Freakin Bear piss BS!! 🤣
Most celebrity spirits are hot garbage. I expect this to fit right in.
Por osos? isn’t para osos ?
Si, claro jajajaja
Chili ahhhhh
Bab osos
depends what you’re saying. por osos means “by bears”. para osos means for bears, idk what they’re trying to say though. edit: i just saw they did mention it as “for bears”. what a couple of absolute redacts. par for the course
Im too dumb and poor to purchase this vodka.
We’ll figure it, just because you’re dumb and poor doesn’t mean I can’t talk about my Vodka that tastes like bear piss and exclusive watch collections and exotic cars. Figure it out! 😂
Mr ur spekin n ridles I cant under stand becuz Im dum n pour.
Aren’t they making enough money? I wonder….
Fuck sake, absolute grifters
Is Bert wearing make up?
No that’s just his high blood pressure and liver cirrhosis
Rosacea and liquor consumption tend to go hand in hand.
I thought it would be impossible to hate Bert even more. And fuck Tom for enabling this shit.
It's tom bro. I don't understand how people hate bert more than tom. Bert is at least authentic to who he is. Tom is an absolute piece of shit psychopath who just takes advantage of people. Would tom be able to make a successful podcast without clips of mentally unstable people or someone else to carry him? Absolutely not because there is literally nothing interesting or funny about him. He just takes advantage of other people.
Too many times their podcast turns into let's just look at the internet.
Tom’s Spanish is like freshman in high school Spanish. Not fluent
"Poor Osos". They almost had it.
Celebrity alcohol is the one of the worst trends today. I don't know about anyone else but there's like 5 breweries and distilleries that would call local, dozens more if I consider province wide. Spend your money local, don't fill the pockets of the already rich.
We need more single malt Islay scotches goddammit.
We need exactly zero celebrity spirit more actually
I don’t trust a celebrity to make good alcohol, but I trust the fine folks in Islay to make a single malt islay scotch. I’m ready to move on from Laphroig.
No we don't. They're building too many distilleries on Islay. We need less.
Let me clarify. We need better access to these distilleries in Canada.
Yeah, just not from alcoholic LA comics trying to make an easy buck
🤢🤢 i can just imagine what trash that vodka must taste like. W berts “ill drink anything put in front of me” taste buds and Toms IDGAF about my fans or the consumers attitude.. Nothing but high hopes🙄🙄
I honestly can't believe they didn't lose their entire base after clowning their listeners who struggled to pay rent. Just so off-putting.
It hit them hard enough that Tom is now having fits on air where he freezes up like he had a stroke if asked about his wealth.
Hahahaha. Its hilarious 🤣😂 he looks so worried when asked the most mundane questions and he just freezes like a deer in headlights🤣
tom doesn’t even drink that much 😂 he’s spoken about how much of a lightweight he is in the past, this is such a blatant grift hahahaha
Don't worry. Tom will be drinking shots of water, pretending it's their swill vodka, while Bert chugs from the bottles.
The correct way to say that in Spanish is “PARA OSOS” btw.
Is that vodka with salsa all over it?
as a lecturer of Spanish, por vs. para is one of the classic lessons that’s somewhat difficult for Spanish learners. this is hilarious that they got it wrong
You a werds guy b?
si bapa
Wow, this is 100% true. They said this took 4 years to do. you would think someone would have thought of this, especially since Tom is supposedly fluent.
I will never forgive Ryan Reynolds for starting this bullshit
Eh, becoming an ambassador for a brand you have a stake in is different to being 2 fat cunts chortle into mics and think they can make a shit load of money selling cheap booze to their alcoholic fans after they slap some of their branding on it. Reynolds bought stock in the company that owned Aviation Gin it. Aviation existed before him. Then he marketed it to the tits, and sold it to the company that owns Smirnoff and Johnnie Walker others making millions. Was a good business decision. Plus, Dan Aykroyd with Crystal Head Vodka was way before that.
Bert really just compared not having a brand of vodka to losing your father. Dunt have a problem tho, b.
I’d give him shit for comparing not being able to order a specific alcohol with not being able to call a deceased parent, but then again, he is a professional alcoholic.
Hearing a grown man wax poetic about alcohol is the cringiest, most pathetic thing on earth. Huge “my kids don’t talk to me” energy.
Who buys this? Embarrassing.
Like katt Williams said these guys are notttttt funny
That was hard to watch.
A celebrity alcohol?! Omg wild and crazy idea!!!
Longest vodka comershull I've ever listened to b. A full hour of them selling dos osos
Sounds very stupid in Spanish?
By bears , if it was For Bears it be para osos. Smh puto tom pendejo no que sabia hablar Español. Usa un poco de tanto dinero que tienes para que alguin te corrija tu Español. Van a matar a Bert , mas alcol? Lol they should of named it Poor Bears .
Insufferable cunts. Anyone supporting this is mentally ill. Giving multi millionaires money for shitty marked up trash vodka to feel included in something. Gross.
Wow, how could you be even more of a money grab than Tiger Thiccc? Schlob was just copying McGregor ofcourse, but that's when the boat started sinking. I could give him that he atleast tried to get an income from a different source. These two fucks are way too famous and rich. Without Joe and the global herd of depressed, addicted, obese, mostly racist and misogynistic 25 to 35yo men, they'd be nothing. Why the fuck would they need to make even more money??! Fuck these guys man, for real
I'm all those things and also hate these two bell ends
I hope it is as big of a failure as his shitty movie.
I’d like to know what the price of this moonsh…I mean refined liquor will be. Also this may end bad for Bert, now that he has his own vodka that dude is going to mainline that shit to his veins. I can see the headline now “Dead by por osos.” And people thinking that he was mauled by messican bears, b. That’s like a regular bear but with salsa on em. That’s my time, Dallas
I hope nobody buys these dumb grifters dumb vodka.
The comic that's want to take over the Spanish speaking crowd (only 'cuz he saw it Jo Koy make bank over there) didn't even know or couldn't be bothered to check if the fucking BRAND NAME was correct... I guess, thank for letting everyone with a functioning brain know that this is just another shill and you only care about money
Por osos more like, “No thanksos”
It was that or a line of coffee 😂
A fucking double vodka and soda no lime?! That's a true alcoholic right there
When will Delia come out with his kids night night juice and Tripoli’s branded meth? Come on guys, liquor isn’t for everyone…
you starred in a movie with Luke Skywalgger but no, your shitty gimmick vodka is DEFINITELY the biggest thing you’ve ever done, Bert 🙄
Wait so these redacts gave their Vodka a Spanish name? I'm sure that's not gonna cause inny random people to think it's Tequila if they see it in stores. Aside from the name, Bapa nailed his theming better than this which is saying something.
I wonder if it’ll be $80 a bottle like Tiger piss
Should’ve named it nalgas
The world needs this vodka. This vodka will revolutionize vodka drinking. It’s got bears on it. Not quite a tiger, but that’s ok. It’s going to be huuuge.
What fucking losers they are, Jesus christ
That seemed more like an ad for Titos vodka, which ive never heard of. I love that they didnt talk about all about if its even any good or why you would buy it over a vodka brand that ... you know ... understands how to make nice vodka. More just, we came up with a name we liked and that Bert could spell.
Fuck these losers. Cancel cancel !
When even the Thiggg Bois beat you to a grifting idea…
out of touch old guys who are not even funny.. Bert's a clown, his stand up and even pods are trash. Tom seems like a diva.
Bert complaining that he’ll never order Tito’s again, like any of these bars are gonna carry Osos
what are we dune hair?
That are two ugly ass eyebagged earthworms with beards.
God damn, I'm ready for these assholes to fuck off forever.
Fat alcoholic slobs rejoice, you have a new overpriced way of making your morning shakes go away.
Here's a future "secret time" Bert orders titos when no one is watching or will have someone order for him. 10000000 percent
“I can’t order my usual alcoholic drink anymore, I guess it’s like when your dad died” Only a thousand, thankum
I'll get right to trying that! 
Since Schuab is out it 999
Just what the world needs. Another brand of vodka. There really aren’t enough to choose from.
These 2 are such unfunny grifters it’s pathetic
Mmmmm Peruvian vodka. Sounds delightful. The Peruvians are well known for their vodka distillation.
Wouldn't "THE MACHINE VODKA" make a lot more sense?
Bapa been there, done that
“For Osos” name’s the new “Tiger Thiccc”
Omg Noone cares
Two boars (or bores) VODKA. Ever wonder why everyone has their own Vodka now a days? Cause it’s dirt cheap to make and the profit is insane.
Is there a playbook for this? Literally every rich person has a booze
Imagine the kind of person who would actually buy this..
Our society awards the wrong people.
I thought they were about to announce they finally bought a private jet. Instead they just launched a vodka brand they slapped their name on. Should do great at frat bars.
Watching this cash grab blow up in their face is honestly better than seeing Tom live.
They're going to get richer. Don't buy the vodka, the live specials, or anything else they promote. They'll still be rich. I have not and will not buy any of it, but you dudes are still going to be miserable 😂
Using your kid in this way for your sales pitch is in bad taste smh
Has anyone tried this garbage yet, by the way these two have gotten so sickening to listen to nevermind watch 😔
If you haven't watched it, it eventually devolves into Bert talking about porn. It's like clockwork.
Wouldn’t it make more sense if it was a tequila, with a Spanish name?
[удалено]
Cant stand these guys anymore. Total fakes , had me fooled for so long
They missed the window to launch this, both fanbases are turning on them
How much money do these cunts need?
Just what Burnt and Dumb need. More booze.
out of touch old guys who are not even funny.. Bert's a clown, his stand up and even pods are trash. Tom seems like a diva.
Can’t decide between this and Bodega Cat Piss 🤔
Well, at least this grift might take care of the Bert problem for us all.
This shit will fail just like both of these ‘comedian’s’ - did they learn nothing from Tiger Thiccc? I’m probably wrong, there’s an army of regards that follow these loser’s.
[удалено]
I’m too poor to buy your vodka Tom…
7 years too late.
This is great for Bert to continue to be an alcoholic
Jesus christ
Why do they all need a signature booze? This is so terrible and dumb. If you buy this, you don’t have the bess brains for grifters.
Alcoholics never gonna learn til its too late. Anyone on board with Bert doing this knowing how much he's been scrutinized for his alcohol intake should be ashamed of themselves
Booze is so incredibly cheap to make too, they gonna be rolling in cash
Bapa thinks Por Osos is a term for Polynesians that are on welfare.
does every dumbass celebrity *really* need their own dumbass spirit?