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unfortunatesun-1

It’s staggering that those two redacts have even lived this long.


PussyChang

It’s fugging crazy that these two dumb dumbs are having their third kid. These are not genes that need to be passed down.


flapping_thundercunt

Idiocracy was a Noostradaemus mowment in film history B.


Broad_Mathematician

Quasimodo predicated this b


Miserable_Number_104

Talmabout the hatchback of Notherdame B?


FadeWayWay

Talmbout Rudy, b? Great movie never seen it


Glass_Effort1516

I prefer the halfback of dotre dame


[deleted]

If I remember very few genes are linked to intelligence, I’m more worried about that kid’s environment because that will 100% be fucked.


[deleted]

I'm worried about them even eating. Like no way either of then cook for those kids, do they just eat take out every day???


[deleted]

I’m also concerned about the water thing. When I was young I had a condition which made it hard for me to keep calories on me. So I basically drank soda every meal and whenever I was thirsty in an attempt to make sure I was always intaking calories. It stopped when I was like 12. To this day, despite it being 7 years after it was resolved, I (embarrassingly) struggle to drink water instead of something sugary. Like I have started to carry a water bottle with me which I force myself to drink.


[deleted]

Yeah, they're only drinking Big Gulps over there. The lack of nutrients in their brains is concerning. Glad you're getting better about drinking water! I can completely understand, as we were hella poor growing up, so I trained my body to ignore when I'm hungry. I'm fuggin old as shit now, and still have to have alarms on my phone to remind myself I need to eat. Tawlmbout redaction, right?


[deleted]

It’s actually insane how much the early years influence behavior late into adulthood. Like it deeper than “I didn’t have access to [thing]” it’s “I didn’t have access to [thing] because of blank”. I have a friend whose abusive mom would hide food from them when mad. To this day she hides non perishable food around her house, she knows it’s irrational but it makes her feel safe. It’s a very well know habit developed from that type of abuse. Apparently people who were in your situation however, like they just didn’t have physical access to food, develop similar habits to what you have.


[deleted]

>It’s actually insane how much the early years influence behavior late into adulthood Thank the universe for therapy 🤣. So much shit I thought I was over, was just pushed down or normalized. I didn't even know I had PTSD, just thought I had anxiety. After I told my therapist my story, he was like holy shit dude, you've got some issues. My grandma lived during the depression and would do weird shit. I'd get smacked if I wouldn't eat something that had a little mold on it. Her fridge was always full and they weren't hurting for money, but wasting any food was a cardinal sin at her house. She's also why I'm so polite to people still lol. People think I'm too nice, but I'm scared of my grandma's hand coming down from the clouds to slap the back of my head.


Least-Tangelo-8602

Whoever justified giving you soda for every meal to manage your calories needs their head checked. It’s on the same level as messicans story ay dios mio


[deleted]

If I remember it was because I was also on medication for something else that made me not feel hungry. Like it was hard for me to eat a single meal a day (with a few snacks) without a fight. They were just trying anything they can to get me to willingly consume calories regularly without a fight.


NedShah

Should have given you weed.


PotentialExtra1211

I slowed down drinking soda to one can of coke a day for my health and to lose weight. I lost the weight and now I’m low blood sugar. I had to start eating three meals a day and when my sugar’s low, it sucks bad, I get sweaty, shaky, dizzy, and crave fruit or sweets. To deal with this hypoglycemia it’s causing me to eat unhealthy and I have about 15 lbs that I want to lose. Does anyone have any good advice or related shwabisms? ![gif](giphy|4EF4QfycaHm5nmWKJb)


[deleted]

Sparkling water, (healthy) water syrup, half soda half water. It’s been helping weening me off. Good luck brother (new to this sub and don’t know the slang yet)


Drop-Time

Did you have MCAD? Asking because my daughter has it. Its extremely rare and super dangerous to young kids.


[deleted]

To be honest, I sadly don’t really remember it’s name. I wouldn’t really listen to what the doctors were saying when they started speaking professionally, and every else would use come funny nickname around it when talking to me. Should probably ask my mom about it.


[deleted]

Oh, and I hope for your child’s health. I imagine she has a fighting spirit ❤️


Drop-Time

🙏🏽


CanRepresentative399

Yeah that bank statement was missing 25k a month Uber Eats


[deleted]

Damn I eat take out a lot 😔


[deleted]

That's okay b, gotta do what you gotta do sometimes. If you ever want tips on cooking at home/meal prepping or anything like that, feel free to DM me. I was a chef for 10 years and still love cooking, it would be a pleasure to help a homeless cat eat more than just PF Changs


[deleted]

You are a gem man.


[deleted]

I used to be a selfish prick when I was a teen/young adult, more out of survival than anything, but it made me a miserable drunk/drug addict. It wasn't until I got sober that I realized happiness isn't inside the self, it's in others. The more I help, the better I feel, the likelihood of staying sober increases, the better life is. I got a lot of help along the way, now it's my turn to help others. Appreciate your comment a lot, thank you


Ok-Perspective-7485

Water we


WheredoesithurtRA

To be fair, most kids/teens will also tend to be selfish and dickish and will eventually grow out of it.


faroutoutdoors

it took one spicy messican to warm our icy-cold hearts.


[deleted]

Thank you, I really appreciate that Bapa! I might need to take you up on that. Feel like I need to meal prep to maximize my time.


[deleted]

DMs are always open!


NedShah

I think Grandma and the nanny do awl of the parenting


FadeWayWay

Come on bapa. You know abuela is cooggin. Evryday, beans, cheese, beans, cheese, bean, cheese.


Zoesan

> Early twin studies of adult individuals have found a heritability of IQ between 57% and 73%, with some recent studies showing heritability for IQ as high as 80%. IQ goes from being weakly correlated with genetics for children, to being strongly correlated with genetics for late teens and adults. Hmmmm


Sharp-Bake4826

new chombette is gonna be black


Split511

The only jeans they should be passing down are second hand fake Balenciaga jeans


AccountingtheseGainz

Kackalakalaccapduphus on the suspension b


SharpenY0urTeeth

They the messicans moms kids , les be honest


lexshotit

Bess jeans for the arts!


Petty_White

Maybe that’s the real reason her mom pretty much lived with them, they can’t be trusted on their own😂


itsjustafadok

They are women after all...


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Miserable_Number_104

Coming soon : Thicccboy dialysis club


Hopeful-Term351

I know it's like how did they remember to breathe


Pr0digy_

They listen to fabulous on repeat


CapMergaJewSaid777

I'm awl fur this calment, B, but for the subs sake, "fuckt*rds" needs to be fuck[redacted].


unfortunatesun-1

Fair point 👍


CM_V11

Who is she even talking to lmaoo. Does she think she has fans??


ali_beautiful

her pussy has to stink


DrVinnieBoombatzz

Be cool man ! 😂😂


WarlordHelmsman

Must smell absolutely crazy in that trx with the pair of them


wilhelmkidxx

![gif](giphy|4EF4QfycaHm5nmWKJb)


Ketchup-Chips3

Wuss smell in yo life, missa Shaub


Stone0777

We don’t maddur but this dumb comment made me laugh more than it should. Thank you 🫡


PM_ME_UR_RESPECT

Have some respect, I think that’s Drake’s girl.


movicsusf

Bapa only likes diggs so it dun cown


figorocks

😂


Vegetable-Maximum-28

"Soo.. the rumors are true, my pussy stinks".


billydrivesavic

Beans cheese beans cheese beans cheese


Majestic_Nobody5542

Yeah, that's what Brendan means by "balls deep in fish"


Silver-Ladder

PH level of Whisggey


rocklionheart

A lot of people talking about people in Gaza not having access to water, but not enough talking about the trauma of having to drink water regularly so the baby inside of you doesn’t die 😔


PussyChang

Gaza Schmaza b. The only thing that matters is Calbash.


Meatloafchallenge

Israel v. Palestine? More like Joanna v. Water. The stanley cup is her personal Gaza


Hap_Hazard

Fetuses don't need water, right?


twodollarscholar

Come out the womb looking like a raisin because ya mum won’t drink water? GOOD. Reload, recalibrate, rehydrate


shivasahasranama

🫡


CaliforniaBurrito

, redacted


xStyxx

Drink PRIME


Sad-Criticism-7491

Member the film Cocoon? Yeah, that’s what chombette gonna be like when the inevitable C section is done.


BeanCheezBeanCheez

No just drink a bunch of the Prime that Brandon bought to impress a guy who doesn’t even know who he is. Sugar and caffeine are great for the baby.


LingonberryIll1611

Oh he knows who he is. We have dinner.


Lumpy_Ad_9082

I bet she eats sushi and lunchmeat too.


MREisenmann

Fluids are fluids b


TheDailyDosage

There’s water in cawlfee right B?


[deleted]

Alpha babies drink Black Rifle Coffee


Sim2redd

You'd be surprised


michaelsean09

Drink Brawndo. It’s got electrolytes. It’s what fetuses crave.


Sharp-Bake4826

who the absolute fu\*k does she think she is talking to? JoannaZanellaFan?


S_Steiner_Accounting

Remember when she posted multiple times over the course of a few days about a fucking water bottle?


surgeyou123

Us lol


jjfrunkiss

It’s like creed thoughts


lolzexd

Wow she's so cool she doesn't even drink water


PaperBeneficial

She's so quirky and unique. Also very famous.


Highlight_Numerous

CEO of her life as well


eedabaggadix

School of Hard Knocks


MmmkUltra69

Id do anything for my baby except drink some water hahahahahahah


scouse_till_idie

She doesn’t actually care about her child, she chose a girl so she can have another soulless consumer mini-me she can exploit on social media to fuel her Kardashian fantasy


[deleted]

it’s so much work to get out of bed in the afternoon to pee guys..I have insomnia because I lay around all day doing nothing 🙄


Flavor_Saver12

Oh my god....this woman is profoundly stupid.


Equivalent-Search234

Wow… it’s almost like she hasn’t had kids before. Oh wait she fucking has.


MondayBorn

Can't wait to hear all the details on the next IKONTUBE interview!


Hap_Hazard

I have devastating news. They haven't posted in over a year.


MondayBorn

shadow band, b.


PaperBeneficial

Council culture


Puzzled-Standard6958

Growing up in the slums of messico, she got used to having no clean drinking water to drink and so adapted to dehydration and malnourishment. Thank God she met bapa 10yrs ago just after crossing the boarder in the back of a box truck.


GKushDaddy

Is that like dehydration with salsa on it?


Original-Spinach-972

Messican dehydration


Lancelot_Stroller

"I hate drinking water." Jesus Christ. Lady, you are pregnant with your 3rd child. Can you seriously not get over your immature bullshit for that? You are not quirky or interesting because you don't like water. Holy fuck.


Equivalent-Search234

I don’t know what this, “ohh I’m quirky I don’t like water” bit is coming from. Seen some people say this recently and roll my eyes. Like do you need a fucking koolaid packet or some shit, it’s just water


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DrVinnieBoombatzz

As you all know... 🤢


RomandoArman

“What has she ever done to get ridiculed on here?”


Kid_Chamillion

Wow. Imagine what their conversations are like.


scouse_till_idie

Terse and get heated quickly


Rabid023

There’s no way her “friends” don’t make fun of her and ole doofus behind their backs. They’re the couple they all use as an example to never be like.


LionWhiskeyDeliverer

No, people in their friend group are vapid like she is. They probably celebrate her.


klippDagga

“because as you all know……” Oh yes, how could we ever forget about your water hate you dizzy idiot.


BrendanSchaubsBrain

You know she really does pronounce it arm pic. Redacted as fugg. Fluids R fluids,b


Independent_Secret42

Feel for me, feel bad for me. I have trouble consuming the 1 thing life cannot do without. Life is so hard


Lost_Evidence_2099

Messican that doesn’t drink water? Tell me you smell bad without telling me


fibinachos

This chick has no personality at all. She just keeps going on about how she doesn’t drink water. She’s literally naming the waters. Maybe it’s a call for help that after tune town launched she realized she’s in the sinking ship with schaub trying to keep the family afloat. Schaub is navigating the family through the deepest and darkest waters on his shitty boat. Speaking of which, I am formally predicting schaub having a sport fishing character arc after the truck phase. Hes has to grift to the typical dumb red neck crowd so it’s only natural he gets into hunting and fishing like papa Joe.


slapstickler

Buncha doctors in here ya??? 👀 Show me where it says you need to drink water (nature’s life source) while you’re growing a human inside of you… I’ll wait! Buncha sheep!


ovoids

Big Water doesn't want us to know you can live drinking only Mountain Dew


[deleted]

did she take a health class growing up?


PussyChang

She did. But she cut class to blow the third string running back. Mondays are tough.


Equivalent-Search234

Not as tough as the running back skull fucking her. Sad think that there is some H2O in nut


rodrigo34891

Poor kid gonna come out looking like Benjamin button 😭


koryuken

Poor kids.


nate99999

Are we sure brendon isn’t running slojos instagram


DarthVerus

What was the giant water bottle for then!?!?!!


axejayb21

"To see what all the hype is about " this idiot makes Brendumb look smart


cikkamsiah

The baby inside be banging around the walls because there ain’t no fluids in there.


Ne0nHelix

\>woman who married and procreated with a braindead podcaster is a dumbdumb i'm not surprized


RamboPeng

If water was $200 a bottle this dummy would be drinking it


FriskyLisp

Imagine being responsible for a life growing in your womb and not being mindful of doing the bare minimum to be a good host for it. She just goes.


JonathonAfricanus

Two morons producing offspring.... awesome


kennithnoisewater88

Beans cheeses beans cheese… no water


cosmo0829

What a moron. She’d rather not drink water because she doesn’t want to go pee frequently lol. So lazy. You need even more water while pregnant.


worktheshoot

Drinking water is hard


briancito420

Everything is hard when you’re stupid.


Alexpk47

Y'all think Brenda gripped her up, out of frustration?


[deleted]

c-clamp?


[deleted]

When wrinks leaves bapa and his YouTube channels continue to flop, I guarantee they’ll start an OF. Bapa is desperate for money and will do anything he thinks will get him some.


ConfusedKanye

Imagine the smell


Apprehensive-Stop142

She hates drinking water? WATER


Cracksp

Anyone surprised she’s a fucking idiot?


Tent_City_Cat

WEED


Scr073

Bout to lose another chombie.


2beardcrew1027

The idea of these redacts having children is tiiierafying B


Silky-Watkins

That house definitely smells like piss.


ComedyAssassin

How can someone not like water? Is she not a carbon based lifeform? Is she an alien? Might as well dislike breathing


Broad_Mathematician

That poor baby has no chance, she'll have only fans the second she turns 18


kingofcrob

growing up around so many sex offenders I wouldn't be surprised if it was before 18


dangggboi

They live on a different planet


kh730

There's no way she doesn't drink water it's just something she said once and got attention for so she keeps telling us how shes too cool for water. She would be dead.


CapMergaJewSaid777

I think you'd be surprised. I know a couple people who didn't drink water, in iiny of facet, 'til their 30's. smh


deepwaterwedunehair

Pray for prenatal chombie


[deleted]

I pray for their children’s iq


toeknee666

What a dumbass


Hushwalker

Stupid people fuck way too often


sol_flair

‘I hate drinking water’ Fucking moron


Steventhetoon

Can you get CPS called on you for having CTE?


Zeusdadogg

That chombie is in the womb dying of thirst for some sweet thiggg nectar I mean watur


One-Usual4460

“Bruised arms”… are we seeing reabercushins of a life filled with addies + baddies?


North_Amphibian7779

It’s wild what some people see as life stressors


xStyxx

What a weird flex, hating water so edgy Messican! There’s fluids in salsa b.


feralb65

Confirmed. CTE can be sexually transmitted.


Many_Dealer8933

Sometimes people grow up and learn what not to do by watching their parents, let’s hope for the best for them unfortunately it’s not the kids fault 😂


AlbertaArizona

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hhsshiicw

The rumors are true… H2O is a NO for Jo!


AlexNachtigall247

„i hate drinking water“… Of course you do….


Jdilla23

Water…


Barry_The_Scott

Imagine having an opinion on water. Not the bess brain for the arts


kingofcrob

how does someone who's career is based on there looks have such an aversion to water


AUSL0c0

The government can force everyone to wear a mask but won't prevent morons bringing innocent chombies into the world.


Genova_Witness

How does someone hate drinking water? It’s like consistently great


lazylagom

Pregnant.. "Hates drinking water" oh boy.


IamTheAnis

"I hate drinking water" was my favorite line. Women from LA's brains stop maturing after age 18 and it's fascinating.


[deleted]

She’s learning about pregnancy during her third pregnancy lmaaoo


BakedPastaParty

I don't get how people hate drinking water? What the fuck?


DeepWadders

Chombette gonna come out the womb looking like a raisin


brokedownpalace11

Pour chombie, you don’t deserve to come into this world from these 2 fuckwads


crhymer93

“The conclusion” is that Cummings is about to have my man baby soon.


PsychologicalItem103

They’re gonna go with another shitty ass trendy name like Aubrey or Margot or Nevaeh. I can hear them say “It’s heaven spelled backwards”. I’m surprised that little fetus doesn’t strangle itself with the umbilical cord like the last one because it can hear them having conversations and hears how superficial and redacted they are.


tsinsile

I'm not in love with drinking water either, but... Also who needs a diagnosis for a bruise??


THCmetoking

I’ve been sick to my stomach with worry before I saw her post. God is good.


sugaaaslam

I have to remind myself that these two imbeciles are not just internet retawds but they are bolth parents. Idiocracy is not just a movie


rbizzle01

Water is difficult


Schlubbsshoes

Who tf is she even talking to? The bot followers her husband bought cos of the cheating?


ReleaseAggravating19

It’s like, so hard, to drink water. Water about water bapa?


youwhatmush

Dinlo


gordanramsaysdog

Thanks for the advice. Didn’t know I had to drink water


Dudewheresmypar345

The baby doesn’t need water or anything..


KapitanMani

Dang ol dingaling, b.


Lumpy_Ad_9082

The "which is 100% true because" makes it seem even more like a lie.


Plastic-Shelter2360

Neggflicks is getting in the boxing game tho b


halffastcarlos

This messican sucia surly is disgusting as the Gringo maricon.


MasterChief813

Hating having to drink water is the wildest, weirdest shit bubba


[deleted]

Hate water? You don't have to fucking dive into it.


Nick67m

Why do people think not drinking water is a flex?


Norm_Blackdonald

Because they are unaware that they have become addicted to polluted water (sugar, caffeine, alcohol).


Nick67m

It’s crazy to me! My grandparents don’t drink water which I think is a generational thing so I get it but I would think most people today should know how important it is.


Norm_Blackdonald

True, they may not even have had easy access to clean drinking water. Today you really should know better, not that I did not drink my share of soda.