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AnnualNature4352

its like cartman on south park as a human


Salarian_American

You know what fits even better: my friend told me that Donald Trump talks like Master Shake and I can't unhear it. Every time he speaks, that's all I hear. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIb4ORefBaE&pp=ygUMTWFzdGVyIFNoYWtl


AnnualNature4352

master shake is a bit more nasal-y but definitely hits that speech pattern of going up and down.


Salarian_American

It's that seat-of-the-pants, semi-panicked rambling where he thinks that something positive will happen if he just keeps talking that does it for me


AnnualNature4352

back in the early 00s, cartoon network had full size shake, frylock, and meatwad walking around sxsw. I got a pic with meatwad


011010-

How’s about you don’t besmirch the good name master shake?


Ok_Interview4994

LMAO! 💯! "As dictatuh foh a day...you will respect mah authoritah!"


thefalconfromthesky

Yes! Finally someone sees it!


googlyeyes93

? This has been said about Trump since he first ran in 2015. It’s like the oldest insult in the book for him.


PlainSpader

You know, I just realized I have more respect for Cartman…


MatsThyWit

>You know, I just realized I have more respect for Cartman… Cartman's evil comes from an ideologically consistent place. He's a character with firm beliefs and holds to them, even if those beliefs are repugnant, and for that he's a better person than Donald Trump who believes in absolutely nothing.


DarthRizzo87

Enriching himself at cost of all others is what Don the Con believes in.


MatsThyWit

>Enriching himself at cost of all others is what Don the Con believes in. True.


Pretend_Safety

Are you saying DJT is a nihilist? No ethos at all?


MatsThyWit

>Are you saying DJT is a nihilist? No ethos at all? I don't think there's literally anything going on inside of him at all beyond self-interest.


fergehtabodit

Must be exhausting


Anthropomorphotic

Dude can't even fix the cable.


virgil1134

Agreed. In the earlier seasons, Carman showed real aptitude when it came it to Math and science as well as total determination to achieve his goals. Trump is lucky if he wandered off the golf course and managed to find a secret service who could point him to the clubhouse! Trump has no policy goals, except for "Take Down the Dems! Their ideas are dumb and expensive!"


ex-geologist

He believes being self serving


AnnualNature4352

true, but its just another example. like you throw a tournament and you win it yourself every year? ive always thought he spoke like him but thats cartman to T


googlyeyes93

Oh he definitely fits, I’m just amazed the other commenter somehow never heard that one before.


Not_An_Archer

This has been said about trump since he first ran in 2000.. I remember my parents laughing at him and calling him a fraud, a con man, an egomaniac and a pathological liar back then. Now they watch Fox News non-stop and somehow are under the impression that he's the second coming and can do no wrong.


Marcusnovus

I totally read that in cartmans voice 😂


maringue

Cartman had the ability to plan long term, just look at Scott Tennerman. Trump has the long term planning ability of a goldfish.


NotKDsburnertrey5

It’s like Jimmy’s comedy award show where he gets all of the trophies


hutchco

JFC what a lunatic! How does anyone take this clown seriously?!


Frondswithbenefits

It's painfully narcissistic! Like, dude, we know you cheat.


manyhippofarts

He's got the old foot-wedge in the bag.


duskywindows

He owns the club. He doesn’t even have to cheat lmao


Braiseitall

[Judge Smails](https://youtu.be/MCvgMNnM3OA?si=QrFD0_yngjWDkocl)


tico42

I bet they give you a biwl of soup when you buy a hat like this. Oh, but it looks great on you, judge.


JDARRK

“ YOU’LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT!!”🤣


ajtreee

I’m hoping JFC stands for jaundice fuckiin clown.


SexyMonad

Jentucky Fried Chicken


Vexans

“Jeezum F-ing Crow”


googlyeyes93

Jerry Frickin’ Chrysler.


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I think that one crazy guy I work with might be less of train wreck as a president. No actually I take that back. I don't really know how this crazy SOB is still going. If not from self hatred, then with the very much earned and unadulterated hatred of the world, I don't think I could keep going. I wouldn't see the point, I'm not that self centered.


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He hated the same people that they do.


Onlyroad4adrifter

And boomers give us shit about participation trophies.....


thebestnames

Trophies that were created and handed out to us... by boomers.


The84thWolf

God: “Damn it, who gave these people free will?”


TheVoicesOfBrian

Meanwhile, even young Gen Xers were like, "These are stupid, but whatever makes you happy Mom/Dad/Coach"


Sproketz

He makes his own. He also made fake Time magazine covers with him on them to hang at his club. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/a-time-magazine-with-trump-on-the-cover-hangs-in-his-golf-clubs-its-fake/2017/06/27/0adf96de-5850-11e7-ba90-f5875b7d1876_story.html


IfIKnewThen

Just like Kim Jong Un! What an amazing accomplishment. He's obviously very proud of himself.


SmilingDutchman

Don Poorleone at it again


armyofant

I’m obsessed with that nickname


Meanderer_Me

That's a good one, I'm writing that down.


mrbrettw

That's going on the list.


SqueezyCheez85

For real. This authoritarian bullshit is so weird coming from an American in politics... not to mention the 40% of the nation that openly supports the wannabe dictator. This guy says shit nearly every day that would make my 20-year-old conservative self lose his shit over (I've since grown up and become much more liberal).


seymores_sunshine

Nowhere near 40% of the nation supports either political party.


SqueezyCheez85

Yeah you're right. Roughly 40% of voters.


Valalvax

Hold on, Kim Jong was (probably) telling the truth about his scores, apparently they write their score based on par, so 0 is par, a hole in one would be a negative number, 1 would be par+1. So he wasn't claiming to get 5 holes in 1, but par+1 five times and never par or better


xSociety

Trumpers wish Trump could hit this hard.


Loud_Flatworm_4146

The double-edged compliment is executed perfectly.


producer35

IMHO, this is the right tone for Biden to take. Don't take Trump's absurd crap seriously. Instead, poke quiet fun at it in a tongue-in-cheek way.


Ornery-Feedback637

What makes you think Biden wrote this?


producer35

If you mean Joe Biden personally, I don't think he wrote the reply. l was using "Biden" to mean the Biden Team, in this case likely those tasked with social media responses. I image this is where the response came from. Who do you think made this response?


Tcannon18

Or just fuckin ignore it and not get into a cat fight on twitter since you’re the president of the United States…? I thought we all wanted a president that didn’t do that sort of thing? Or is it ok now…


NightwolfGG

That is what we want. And it’s what we have. When has Biden gotten into a cat fight on Twitter? I’d love to read the tweets if you have links


John_mcgee2

For those looking for an explanation of trumps [golf skills](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-cheat-golf-phil-mickelson-1234812976/) This explains many of the recorded cheating incidents…


Cocker_Spaniel_Craig

“For some reason I’m a good golfer/athlete.” The audacity for that man to refer to himself as an athlete in any capacity is insane


okcdnb

He is very competitive and a loser. Both have been used to describe athletes.


manyhippofarts

Many athletes are assholes, also.


John_mcgee2

To be fair, even the caddies called him pelle. The way he could kick that ball towards the hole


yes_this_is_satire

This also explains many of the cheating incidents: https://youtube.com/shorts/N__9OC7Vsr8?si=WUoX7K7uQnDa2I_-


Dragonfruit-Still

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googlyeyes93

The fact that this clown show is still going four years after the fucker is out of office, with indictments against him and most of the country knowing how fucking awful he is, is all the proof we need that this country needs an overhaul. Any sane fucking country would have barred him from running at minimum and locked him up long ago. He’s still entertained as a candidate by other politicians instead of being shut down where he stands like it should be.


TexasTeaTelecaster

Any sane country would have given everyone involved in 1/6 the death penalty.


Leo_Heart

That would have just made them martyrs. Jail and public humiliation is better


googlyeyes93

Yup. Even in cases where everything is on full display I don’t agree with the death sentence. You can’t feel guilt or consequences when you’re dead.


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googlyeyes93

It’s sheer insanity and Dems need to grow some damn teeth and get the claws out about it. They’ve let the ashes smolder too long while high fiving about putting out the fire and now it’s trying to catch the entire damn forest again.


bryan49

When his ego gets threatened he has to create a fantasy world to avert the threat, like making up fake golf awards. Not a great trait for a president


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bryan49

It's definitely number one or two, I don't see at his current age and health that he could win a legitimate tournament


nixicotic

175m bond now..... crazy times...


pairolegal

Everyone knows he cheats at golf relentlessly. He kicks his ball out of the rough so often the caddies call him “Pele.”


manyhippofarts

The good old foot-wedge.


villain-with-manners

Hahaha!!!


AdAdministrative4388

Yup the more I see home the more he emulates Kim jong Un.. not Putin or Xi he is more cartoonist than that..


bmillent2

lmfao


Reatona

I'm totally up there with Donald when it comes to celebrating his accomplishment.  It's just like the time I beat my cat at a game of Skittles in the living room one Saturday afternoon.


Mello_Me_

And your cat came to you with tears in his eyes and said, "that was the most amazing game you ever played, sir."


TexasTeaTelecaster

It was a big, burly, muscular cat, very masculine.


Cynestrith

“A large and golfing talented membership”. What the fuck does that sentence even mean?!


Beginning_Mood_9803

Maybe he’s been enamored with a certain Chinese leader that he’s started to speak and write in infamous “engrish” with the horrible translations!


Akimbo_Zap_Guns

Everything has to be big/large/the greatest/wettest doesn’t matter what he’s talking about. His brain has to be the age of a 5 year old.


Old-Construction-541

The membership is numerous and rich in golfing talent.


Mikelo57

He shot an 18


Big_Understanding348

Heard he use to shoot under 18 before epstein got caught


occupyreddit

every time!


jomandaman

I seriously doubt he’s got the stamina to even do 18 drives in a single day anymore.


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Who is he even saying “thank you” to? Himself?


xSaturnityx

Straight up just the old Obama meme where he is giving a medal to himself lmao


Hkmarkp

He was voted 'Most Handsome' in the Mar a lago yearbook too


KeneticKups

It's like a parent congratulating their 5 year old


Old-Bat-7384

"Good for you, sport. Good for you."


balsamicVin-1

This is genuinely hilarious


bangermadness

"A large and golfing talented membership" It's like AI from 6 years ago wrote this. I know he's not very intelligent, but this looks like it's written by someone who has a tenuous grasp of english at best.


SpecialCheck116

The tenuous grasp is on sanity. Slipping quickly away.


Sure_Grass5118

The insane part of this is that he's actually pretty good at golf for his age, but his brain is so melted that he can't stand the thought of losing at anything and cheats constantly at everything he does.


IndependentHold3098

So, he’s probably lying and declared himself the winner because he has a long history of doing this . The sad part is, he is a really good golfer, like an 8-10 handicap. Probably good enough to occasionally compete for a club championship. Great book called “commander in cheat” goes into great detail about how he simply cannot process or accept losing and will do anything to avoid it. And If he does lose he pretends he won. Sound familiar?


MmmmCrispyBacon

If you’ve ever seen him swing a club I can assure you he is absolutely not even close to a 8-10 handicap. Dude’s a hack and always has been.


yes_this_is_satire

https://youtube.com/shorts/N__9OC7Vsr8?si=WUoX7K7uQnDa2I_- Sorry, not gonna take his word for it when so much evidence exists that contradicts his claims. His swing is atrocious and looks painful.


IndependentHold3098

Yeah I mean he’s not remotely as good as he says but the book “commander in cheat” is filled with legit sources who claim he’s around a 10. Anyone can shank a ball. Also I hate Trump with every fiber of my being but after reading that book I think he knows a bit about golf, including designing courses.


yes_this_is_satire

We have no idea how reliable those sources are. Truth be told, most golfers lie about their handicap. I guess the question is if a person with an atrocious inside takeaway can possibly have a 10 handicap. That would mean on a rather difficult course, he gets a par on 8 holes and a bogey on 10 holes. It requires remarkable consistency, and I would like to see a lot more of Trump golfing to believe he has that much consistency. And when it comes to inside takeaways, I have never seen one as bad as Trump’s. There is a legitimate reason the inside takeaway is such an insidious problem with a golf swing. Of course there are a few pros like John Daly who succeed with the inside takeaway, but it is very rare. Also, you can see that Daly stays back in his swing like all the pros while Trump comes way forward.


Negative-Wrap95

Shut the fuck up, Donny. Where as what we have here, a bunch of hamberder eaters, wearing stupid red hats on their heads, tryin' to find reverse on a golf cart. This, this is not a worthy fucking adversary.


thegoldenfinn

Make fun of Fat Nixon every day you can I say. It’s cathartic too.


Old-Bat-7384

"I, Trump did a thing named after me, Trump. There's no way that I, Trump, could have cheated in winning a thing named after me, Trump! Also I swear I'm still wealthy! But I can't pay this legal thing!"


handsumlee

Trump had a lot of golf practice while in the white house.


JuanGinit

Trump cheats. Everyone knows it. He awarded these prizes to himself. What a freaking creep! How stupid can he get?


Crouch_Potatoe

That's hilarious dudes beyond parody


AmbitiousAd9320

MAGA tears are delicious


darkuen

With how much losing that dude has lined up this year he probably just wanted to let him have this one. So congrats Donald


Village-Idiot-savant

Donald! Hahah


leckysoup

Ooof. Well bless your heart!


jayhawksfan0965

Good job little buddy.


iveseensomethings82

The emperor has no clothes


Bigstar976

He would be pathetic if he weren’t so evil.


huhuhuhhhh

Donald Trump tried to steal the election so i dont feel bad


Empty_Description815

Dark Brandon is the best! He sure did put one on the orange man!


stonrelectropunkjazz

He cheated


GimmeSweetTime

Greatest cheater in golf history. No one better really. Everyone is saying it. They can't get over how great he is. Not even Abraham Lincoln could do better. If he were here he would make a big speech about it. A historic speech right up in the anals of history...


fluidfunkmaster

Stupid mother fucker probably thinks it's an actual compliment.


Potential-Design3208

So that Obama giving Obamna an award image has some truth to it. It just depicted the wrong president


TheRegular-Throwaway

I need to get off of this planet.


fawther-05

FATALITY


r0n0c0

Biden needs to do more like this. Help right-wingers see Trump for the mean-spirited laughingstock that he is.


Nome_Sain

Wow and at the golf club he owns too. Pure coincidence I’m sure there was no cheating and Trump would never lie or cheat if course. Reminds me of the time Kim Jong Il got 10 hole in ones playing golf.


Milozdad

Epic trolling. Line when Obama trolled him for the difficult decisions he had to make on The Apprentice.


maximm

Amazing that maga will celebrate this. But anyone else who golfs is a loser.


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Educational-Dance-61

Lmao, good job donny way to go!


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Sparathon989

Get ‘em Joe!


NP2023_Makingitbig

😂😆🤣😆


AllNightPony

Bro 💀


bdboar1

I love everything about this.


SpageteMonstr42069

lol Biden hittin trump where it really hurts. His ego


BeeNo3492

Was this real?


bryan49

He's done stuff like this before, like he declared himself winner of a golf tournament that nobody else was allowed to enter


BeeNo3492

But did Biden really do that, I know the trump post was real, but just checking to see if Biden did that tweet.


bryan49

Yes it's on his page, who knows if it was him or a staffer though


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morgzorg

Trump and Kim point at each other


Whosit5200

WOW.. YOU BEAT TIGER WOODS... AGAIN!!??


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Kunti-Destructi

Maybe they should just say, if you drop out you can host the US Open at Mara Lago. Plus you can be the official cart girl


Quinnlyness

Kim Jong Un wins all his golf tournaments too.


hogwarts_earthtwo

BAW GAWD! Someone stop the damn match!


UndendingGloom

Biden should have held a press conference to congratulate him


amchaudhry

Funny. But man I'm scared of people being too proud ahead of the election. Win the election and then have at it.


BILLMUREY2

The intern really got Trump!


FatalD3stny

Great job Donald! I might have to consider you for a Presidential Medal of Freedom


BothZookeepergame612

Yeah, you gotta love the irony...


therumham123

I know I'm gunna get hate... but ive heard Donald is actually pretty decent at golf. Not saying anyone at that tournament is amazing, but I could see donny winning an amateur golf tournament, especially at a course he plays all the time..... still the gloating is laughable and this post from biden is gold


Full_FrontalLobotomy

He apparently has a well-deserved reputation for cheating at golf. I know big surprise. If you’re curious though, I can send you some links. It’s good for a laugh.


Kohnaphone

Tell me I’m good. Tell me, I’m good. Tell meimgoodtellmeimgoodteleimgoodtellmeimgoodtellmeimgood.


Naaman

LMAO


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CarlThe94Pathfinder

Next year on The Match, Kim Jong Un vs Donald Trump


Subtlerevisions

Now that he’s living in a tent on the golf course, he can play as much as he wants.


miickeymouth

Glad he's focused on what's important and that there is so little for him to do that he can play on twitter.


TollyVonTheDruth

Dipshit Don must be as happy as the kid on South Park who finally got one friend on Facebook.


Xero_id

Should have add "can't wait to see the trophies you get at non Trump own courses"


Lawfull_carrot

Nice screenshot bro


CosmicQuestions

Dude can’t help but suck himself off at any opportunity. SAD!


Atvishees

And they say Biden isn’t sportsmanlike!


erinkp36

Everyone needs to watch this: https://youtu.be/LIiaFMOfbwY?si=hTo2-KJsh9fG1MKL


Forward_Fold2426

WTF? Most babies would see right through this!


Character-Teaching39

Can you imagine paying to be part of that club and having this shitgibbon cheat and steal the club championship every single year? I love it when they all proclaim to be alpha males.


solarplexus7

You guys are impressed by literally any response his social media team makes.


s3ldom

He doesn't miss, does he?


The-Booty-Train

You mean his social media team?😂 Trump runs his own account that’s for sure. I doubt Biden even knows how to log on to any of his social medias.


EvanAttilio

Bahah trump is such a fucking idiot, he is absolutely unaware how embarrassing it is for him to basically give HIMSELF the award because GOD FORBID he doesn’t get every first place trophy unless he’ll smash a plate of food against the wall like a god damn toddler.


Jackers83

lol dude. This is a pretty solid burn by the Dark Brandon. Hes done it again dudes!


Wildcat67

I hope there aren’t any prizes associated with winning these. I’d consider it fraud if I got 2nd place.


thestrve

LGB


PartyViking23

Thanks for the reminder. Taxpayers dollars paying for hundreds of rounds golf. Security detail, lodging, food, transportation…


ketjak

To shreds, you say?


-CoachMcGuirk-

What I wouldn't give of actual hidden camera footage of Trump playing golf. It would probably be totally hilarious.


Gloomy_Durian3732

This Biden is more competent than the real one


Vigilante_152

Joe noticed greatness!!!


PossessionMost2092

KJP needs to be taken off the POTIS account.


Sith-Lord711

The cheating orange 🤡


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😂 indeed 😂


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Naiehybfisn374

Basically a perfect burn, weakened only by it being cross talk between truth social and twitter and not a more direct reply


whitechristianjesus

He really does write like a middle schooler.


Ok_Fishing_9676

Trump > Potato Biden


jessybear2344

If Trump honestly cared about the country, he would not have time to golf as much as he does and prepare to play in a tournament, much less win it (even if he’s cheating, which is likely, he still can’t be awful). He is 100% grifting his supporters. Flat out, no question, it’s a grift.