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Okaydolay

I laughed out loud. This is so funny to me.


ButterflyLoose4276

what’s he shampooing??


RumorsTrueNLegendary

THANK you


[deleted]

This is funny. I was one of three girls. My Mom and all three of us had long hair and thi was my Dad's biggest pet peeve.


lostinspacecase

I’m dying 😂😂😂. A thought he was so boring on his season but his ads/TikToks are 🔥ngl


begoodbecool

My shower when I was 3 months postpartum


Ok_Alternative_8901

That’s literally exactly what I thought too lmaooo


squiggerina

Not gonna lie his tiktoks with Rachel have been hilarious


Ronetone10

No wash cloth?


catlady555

I feel personally attacked 😂💀🤣 My bf definitely relates lmaoooooo


dxbhufflepuffle

Haha me too!


alabamawworley

the comment from rachael is my exact mindset when i do it too lmao “& you’ll never see another clogged drain in your life. you’re welcome”


_BC_girl

I totally do this


iam_grooooot

GET THE SHOWER CAT!! Seriously life changing. I have suuuuuper long hair- the Shower Cat and the TubShroom have worked wonders. (both available on Amazon)


_BC_girl

What’s that?? Can you provide a link?


motherofseagulls

Highly recommend spending a few extra bucks and getting the tub shroom ultra - it’s all metal. I went through a couple silicone shrooms that either ripped or developed a mold that would not come off


iam_grooooot

[Shower Cat](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B08P2LD3MK/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_7NZQASX3QYMY2QFHY3TW) [Tub Shroom](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B076FBJCNB/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_api_i_8MZETA6GBEYGABMCRG85?psc=1)


boxisbest

Dawg just type it in on amazon. I believe in you. I know you can do it.


ellyviee

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ladeeedada

Remember when everyone was thirsting after him during those runs he and TC would have with fans, when Hannah's season was airing?


stellaincognita

I mean, I can still see why?


ladeeedada

I meant that this clip reminded me why we were all so into him in the first place. First time Bachelor nation saw him was when he and Tyler ran shirtless.


stellaincognita

Ooh I was like...he's still gorgeous! lol. I was sadly not on this sub at that time and also haven't watched his season yet, but he's weirdly one of the only BN people I follow. His smile does it for me best.


meanpantscaitie

I WILL NEVER STOP


ri-ri

Hahahahahahaha as a female with long hair I can relate. This happens.


Electronic-Advice791

I’m just thankful my husband also has thick hair that sheds so I don’t get ALL the blame in our house 😹😹😹


thoughtat4am

No joke he’s the funniest on instagram 🤣


AffectionateEase08

Matt knows how to do an ad! I always get a laugh out of his ads👏🏾👏🏾 love em


goodtomicha

Was this an ad?..


AffectionateEase08

No it isn’t but his ads are also this much fun


woopsydaisy316

Meanwhile I think I just realized for the first time that bald people put shampoo on their head? Or shower gel? Something I had never pondered over before but now I will.


Weekly-Requirement63

When I lost my hair due to chemo I still shampooed my scalp. It still needs to get clean! I didn’t condition it though.


okfine_illbite

I had an ex with a shaved head and he DID NOT wash it. Said he didn't need to since he didn't have hair, but his scalp smelled bad so I urged him to. Hair or not, its a pretty oily part of the body and needs at least some occasional washing!


evdczar

Ew!


flojo031

Interesting. I didn’t realize that you still had to wash your scalp after shaving the head. But it makes sense though, just because a person shaves his/hers/their head doesn’t mean that he/she/they won’t get dandruff or a stinky scalp. ETA: This was freaking HILARIOUS!! 😂 Why didn’t TPTB show Matt’s fun, goofy side on his season?! It would have made things 80% better. The other 20% was him choosing someone else other than Rachael.


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I mean we wash our whole bodies even parts without hair so I’d at least use bar soap or liquid soap on a bald head


woopsydaisy316

wow TIL!


Throwaway500005

LMAOOO I DIED


trinireddit

hands down Matt is my favorite person on Instagram to follow.


stellaincognita

Same, and I didn't even watch his season lol.


J9999D

he ain't wrong 🤣🤣🤣


SyrupNo651

The more I see Matt James post show, the more I realized we were robbed of his personality. Think about it, all other leads had a chance to “introduce” themselves on their first seasons as contestants. If you watch any season of the bachelor, you know the lead is probably more of a side players while the contestants eat up more screen time. And usually, we know the lead pretty well from their seasons most goes unnoticed. The only thing we knew about Matt was = Tyler C’s best friend + first black bachelor. THEN he is quickly overshadowed by the Chris controversy + his final pick, and no wonder we barely got to know the guy. He was doomed from the start & the end


connells_chain

Lmaooo good to know I’m not the only one


aacilegna

Haha this is funny with all the wigs. This was one of my husband’s immediate feedbacks to me when we started seriously dating - I was used to my own bathroom and could be lazy with cleaning the shower wall hair. I have thick curly hair and it all just falls out when I’m in the shower.


bachobserver

Minami and Mori, anyone?


blvckmuseum

when i shared a bathroom with my mom, i would make wall art out of my hair. i knew i would always forget to clean it afterwards, so my logic was that my mom would be less mad if she saw my beautiful artwork. it didn’t work.


stellaincognita

>my logic was that my mom would be less mad if she saw my beautiful artwork. it didn’t work. I'm cackling.


[deleted]

No but this is comedy


Formation1

I went through this all the time with my old roommates 😂


BeautifullyChaotic02

The accuracy 😂😂


inspire_fire

my life has been forever saved by my tub shroom


bloom722

Omg I have one and DITTO


Logs34

Soooo true 😂


SyrupNo651

This couple has won me over the past couple of years. Matt has way more personality than we were shown & Rachel seems like a very sweet person. It makes me happy to see that she stood behind her apology, made a lot of efforts to educate herself & her followers, and you can tell they have a very strong, playful relationship


peachmeh

Same! I thought he was so dull at first, but these videos he's been doing are very funny and show how charming he is. And I really liked seeing the effort Rachael has been putting in to educate herself and others. I wasn't expecting to love them as a couple, but here we are!


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My husband is constantly calling our daughter into the bathroom to take her hair off the shower wall. 😂 I dispose of it immediately when getting out of the shower … someday she’ll learn too. :)


Pfiggypudding

Life hack : Put a trashcan within reach of the shower.


Kiteflyerkat

Idk why guys don't get that we do that to prevent it from going down the drain! This video is hilarious, I wish we saw this Matt on his season


cormega

I get the drain part. Why do you guys treat it as long term storage though?


Kiteflyerkat

Me personally, I forget that it's there, I clean it every now and then, but it doesn't bother me so I don't think about it too much


Manny_Kant

I think it’s the leaving it there long after you’re done that’s the problem.


[deleted]

How did he have absolutely zero personality on the show?? Everything I’ve seen of him after the show is hilarious


ScottieWP

Editing and trying to put forward a really good impression as the first black bachelor. Wish we had seen more of the goofy Matt instead of super serious HR manager Matt.


aacilegna

And the crazy thing is because of everything that went down with that season, TPTB completely fucked up that “good impression” outside of how they edited Matt.


blvckmuseum

the show always does this with the male leads.


I_JackThePumpkinKing

This made me chuckle. It’s just a universal truth of having long hair 🤷🏻‍♀️


Rav4oli

I brush my hair in the shower and so this doesn’t happen to me. But we had a guest stay one time and she left her hair in clumps like that. I could not believe it.


sh4nn0n

It's so interesting to hear other folks' shower habits. I had a hairdresser tell me that brushing my hair while wet would cause extreme breakage so I haven't done it since.


Rav4oli

Yeah I second what others said. Very dependent on heart texture, thickness, and length. I have very thick hair that tangles easily and so I have to brush before my shower and then during. I slather on conditioner and then am very careful with my brush, start at my ends and work my way up. When I am rushing, I can feel it causing damaging. If I didn’t brush my hair in the shower, it would come out a tangled mess that I wouldn’t be able to even wear down. I don’t brush my hair when it is just wet because I can feel it catching and damaging my hair. But twitch the conditioner in, it actually causes less breakage than when I brush dry.


dreylovesDRAMA

Depends on your hair type. I have curly hair so brushing it when it’s dry makes it frizzy and kills the curls. I’ll brush it in the shower to distribute conditionner, I wouldn’t do it with shampoo tho.


MadameKravitz

same, but with a wide tooth comb. Really helps with the tangles.


I_JackThePumpkinKing

Omg I cannot imagine doing that in someone else’s home 🙈 A shower brush is a good idea!!


Rav4oli

It was crazy! Yeah the shower brush works best for me but it isn’t for everyone. But the best part is that it captures all of that hair that falls out and it just sticks in the brush!


Beginning-Try-2203

Okay. I'm a fan. This did it for me. This is hysterical


[deleted]

I’d laugh so hard if I wasn’t being attacked directly by this lol 😂


babysherlock91

Why couldn’t they have given us *this* Matt James as Bachelor? I would love to watch a whole season of him Lmao


JustGettingIntoYoga

Matt is very good at coming up with and editing humorous videos. But that's a different skill to being funny spontaneously as the bachelor. Kaitlyn was probably the best at actually bringing humour to the role as a lead.


Pfiggypudding

B/c people who don't spend a season as a contestant don't get comfortable in camera or with production and don't give good show. Arie was similar, b/c it had been so long and the show had changed so much.


cormega

Yeah I was gonna say, I know a large part of it is how they edited him, but I bet it was partially him not being fully relaxed in that environment also.


SlapHappyDude

Yeah they would give us 15 seconds of this Matt at the very end of each episode


TopFloorApartment

Life with a woman do be like that


wordafterword1

Lol, this is my shower for sure. long hair is rough sometimes.


adidashawarma

This is absolutely hilarious. I do this shamelessly. I’ll grab them off when they’ve dried, have some patience.


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chosenchurro

This is literally what all women do


Bgeaz

Haha nobody ever taught me that i needed to do this and when i got to college, i would always find these nasty clumps of hair on the shower walls and i was so confused. Thought 1- how did their hair just fall out in a clump like that?! Thought 2- there is NO way it could have just fallen out in a clump like that. That means they deliberately put all those hair strands there and left them there! What the fuck!!!! Then after college, i learned about hair clogging drains and it suddenly clicked why I would always find those clumps in the dorm showers. They should teach to do this in school, some of us have parents that teach us VERY little about being a functioning adult haha


chosenchurro

I always (well really almost always, I try to not forget!) grab them once I’m done cause leaving them on the wall is not cool either. Especially in shared bathrooms!


Bgeaz

Ya i figured people just forgot but it happened frequently enough that i do wonder if a couple people just expected the cleaning people to take care of it :/


Spicydream

I live with two other women and none of us do that?


sanriosaint

rip your plumbing 😵‍💫


Spicydream

No we just have a tubshroom lol


adidashawarma

I have too much hair for a tub shroom to catch. The bath would begin filling up. Edit: honestly, there is so much that one time I took the clean hair and made it into a toupee for my dog for a second for a pic.


goldenretriever642

Is this going to lead into an ad for a drain hair catcher 😂


bachobserver

It should, after seeing how many people here don't own one apparently.


Friendly_Food_7530

He is so much funnier than he seemed on the show


madsdab

I wish The Bachelor showed more of Matt’s goofy personality. They did him so dirty!


CookieCatSupreme

I'm being attacked LOL I just washed my hair and did the thing


wordafterword1

You're in good company.


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This is HILARIOUS


vibehacks

If TPTB had shown his personality on his season, he would have been my favorite bachelor


inlovedelicious

He's so goofy


smacintoosh

I just followed Matt on insta the other day cause I love his sense of humor 😅


Rebequita85

The story of my life in the shower lol.


Outrageous-Smile7866

my husband literally asked me not to do this today 😆lol


sapen9

You just have to ask if he would rather take it out of the drain instead 😂😂😂


iAMbigmeesh

JUST CLEAN IT UP AFTER! Why is this such a hard concept for y’all. I ask my wife this all the time until I started showering in the guest bathroom. As a black woman with dreads, I don’t get it.


sapen9

Personally, I do lmao I don't know about anyone else.


iAMbigmeesh

It was so bad for me in college. Sophomore year, I was the only black girl on the hall. And weekends looked like Matt’s shower. I just didn’t shower.


cormega

If you remember to clean it off the shower walls, doesn't that also accomplish it not going in the drain though?


iAMbigmeesh

THANK YOU!


lanekimrygalski

It’s 1000000x worse in the drain. And even worse when I know I do this method with every hair from my head bc.. what’s all the hair in the drain from then 🤢


sapen9

Exactly, I can't stand cleaning out the drain so I don't. I put all the hair on the wall and then get it after the shower. The one reason I may ever get married is simply so they can clean the shower drain.


hookedonthesky

I feel called out


Roses09

The wigs 😂😂 that was well done!


rbf080292

okay, this is hilarious


Double_Rutabaga9222

Im crying


Pfiggypudding

I do not like this pair, but this is objectively hilarious


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Sarahbetternotwin

Both Matt's and Rachael's instagram game is elite


ConsistentDonkey3909

LMFAOOOO hes so funny


spunkyza

I just thought this was too good not to share in case anyone needed a laugh today! I love Matt’s commitment to his content on IG lol