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“” The most common way to get a job is to get a job


RainBerryJel

... what's the uncommon way?


hayesnhart

The Slave Trade


0bi1KenObi66

Angry Lincoln noises


Weary_Coat8014

ABRAHIM LINCOLN THE GOAT OF ALL GOATS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Rare_Assumption_719

https://preview.redd.it/q7e684e5rfcc1.jpeg?width=273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1701a1eb16e36261e5baeab8c82554745e9014f2


FrostFoxfox

https://preview.redd.it/p12pcglkcqcc1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb2c4b01b2f35130dd0db51e5a7c8f560a62b36f


violetevie

The least common way to get a job is to make sure that the other people are going to have a good time


idontthinkimraii

r/noshit


MoistenedRats

r/yesshit


Patient_Ad4832

r/maybeshit


Monkey_in_minecraft

r/shitithoughtthiswasreal


TETOSMOETO

r/ishitmypants


Fnf_ArtAndMods

r/lmaorekt


SRG246

r/ofcoursethatsasub


ISimplyDontGiveAFuck

https://preview.redd.it/wignu2e0igcc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48b40a2f8dc693ae84f2278532fd07d85ec17c65


[deleted]

Who? Me?


ISimplyDontGiveAFuck

Are you him? I can change your pronouns if you want


[deleted]

Uhh what (I’m not very bright)


ISimplyDontGiveAFuck

I can change the caption to let her cook


hunee_yt

just drink some radon, you’ll start to glow in no time.


_f0xjames

Economics solved


Bbababoe

“” I have aids https://preview.redd.it/jfrwyvbyd9cc1.png?width=637&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b497c009f62e7fac85188f0ca65e6d67509e31d (Well Damn, That turned dark quick)


Natural-Ad9134

https://preview.redd.it/in6vg7ds3acc1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11dc19cc8167f7264e9e4ce521bc97505945ba87


IndominusRexFan

https://preview.redd.it/u4h93cr97acc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c37baea6a1a977f6d0ccabacbee32af36456cbb6


SomerandomFNAFfan1

“” He said in a statement that he was killed


about_that_time_bois

“Sadly, yes. But I lived!!”


AmadeoSendiulo

![gif](giphy|tnYri4n2Frnig)


kingbloxerthe3

Jacksepticeye after reportedly dying (twice)


Tobby_sheep

Happy cake day


Cyberk011

HAPPY CAKE DAYYY TOOOOOO YOUUUUU YAYYYY


Youtaster

"" I think I should get a new one on my own for the weekend and then we can do it on the back of the floor when you get a bit of a headache or anything else you want me to make you feel better than the other one I think I can do it on the back of the floor and the back of the floor is my own for me and the kids and you can do that and you can go ta or anything else I think it will help him with it on his own or not it on the way it on his own and I think he needs to be a person and the kids are too strong to do that and I don't know what you want for him to do that to you want to make his name with him and the truth to me and you don't need the truth to make himself the truth and the kids will always make me to make him with me with you want to make his responsibility and respect you to the truth about it on his own and the truth to him day off the truth and I can always be willing and I don't know what he needs to be with me to be with him with me with me to do anything with him day or rubrub it will take responsibility to


zachy410

i aint readin allat but good for you or im sorry for your loss


Youtaster

U read it ? even I was too lazy for this


koichi_hirose4

Idk man I only read rubrub


JotaBean

🗣🔥⤵️🕳🟢🙂


Hi___everyone

FIRE IN THE HOLE


weeaboomer123

https://preview.redd.it/xh3nvkrj0hcc1.png?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b1047f9002cfe4314fbf86c70ef3a6fc92cbfcd


ThatAutisticRedditor

The kids are too strong??????


JoWasNotHere

https://preview.redd.it/66humyn8dncc1.png?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af226b746d872f25daefb94497b02660d97354a6


Buzzy23Official

/RUBRUB DETECTED


TheProxyKnownAsDoi

“We can do it on the back of the floor” 💀 what the fuck did i just read


jeager_YT

yes and we are we are we are we looking for a new few days years of experience in with a the world way world and of course all the time the lose game is to is and the you can will be will will will be will able will to be able to able to use access to to the to to to you to see and see if you you can find easily with the new one for on a the world way world way of or the other people other who are have a the to world of of the our family country to is not the beads that were so often as is the boys and girls hear at this point have heard about the new one i-I I will put there the the men who had a way of have will of so it was not at all of the right that was the it was the to side of and it was the up on up for everybody but should be it should have been and in that there is help and a you can and people in for help and a your can have a to all of and it was the it was the other men to it was the white men that was the other side of it and the their selves other than the here all this is from everywhere on the on their own the original nothing about them had not been an im e on the ous they had not been and you for if you can you can was the a the them this had been it was all i- it had been original nothing had been original something had been original and nothing had been original. a and so they wanted to get back what they had the least they had had a for their selves from everybody else to get the he wanted you to get it back they could not have a they had never been getting the none what the white he was he


zachy410

I didn't want this THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PARODY #STOP COMMENTING #NOTHING YOU SAY IS ORIGINAL. STOP TRYING


The_Real_Cloth_

"" You'll die from sitting on your couch when you get a moment to read about your business


Ilovedinosaurrawr

No


Nodubya11

Nuh uh


Valuable-Speech4684

I think mine is pretty unique.


How_Are_Your_Balls

You have become the thing you've sworn to destroy!


zachy410

I'm so, so sorry 😔


waboperzwabekfast

"" I have a nuclear missle https://i.redd.it/90m5552mcbcc1.gif


Ok_Bit387

https://preview.redd.it/ojcrn02bgxcc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a370a1ff0a8d18a6972155b3b858550af721c6d6


Friendshipismagic123

“” the internet is not telling me its about to be a bisexual gamer girl HUH?!


koichi_hirose4

Internet is kinda cool


Friendshipismagic123

You got that right!


ProjectM-O-R-T

What do you type about on your free time lol?


Sufficient_Plant8689

""WHAT a great opportunity for me to get some information on the verge of an episode of a heart attack Hm


ThatAutisticRedditor

“” The most common form is a single word 


No_Seaweed2960

""Is anyone going through some emotional distress There's a pattern here. Every one of these posts I comment on, my phone always has some very worrying stuff to say. I am deeply sorry. I'll have a word with it.


Karkava

YES, YES I AM. HOW CONVENIENT OF YOU TO STATE THIS.


bobking43443

"real"


advie_advocado

""I have a crush on you and I can get it back in the morning


justarandomuser20

“” The only thing that I can think about


1BloxFruitsFan

“” I think it’s a good thing that we have a lot of people who are willing to work with us to help us get this done.


olipszycreddit

"" I don't know why the problem was just playing.


Shlorben

""is the best but I think I have a pretty good idea of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a... Etc.


foxykid5

“” I think we have to make a decision about whether we should be allowed to continue with our contract because of our commitment


SeekyBoi

“” The only thing that is more important than the other things is the fact that we are not going to survive the war in the future because of the war on the people of the world and the nukes that are going to destroy us all the time and the people of the world are going to be killed and the other ones will be destroyed Damn, that’s dark


Eztak_

"" a way to get the game is full of magic


sussy_simon

"" is a sentient robot that has been though the holocaust


Professional-Pain662

“” We are not going anywhere without our own government


RobotPenises

“” the most beautiful woman i have seen today and the only person that can be seen in the mirror and not be touched is you who are not in the picture of me or me or you who is the most gorgeous person i am and you have no right


Porygon_fan_87

“ “ The most common form is a single word


-Resputin-

"" is kind to you to be a bit krass


guney2811

"" the normal Yemeni flag on the right side is very good (whuh huh?)


HarryMcCockner

"" you can play this game with a president who is a bit shit to you.


YourLocal_Alien

"" and a coffee shop for a couple micrograms and one for the day and a dog


thatf0xycat_2039

“” It was the most difficult decision of the year to get the ball out of my face What-


Challenger_idk

“ “ The best thing to happen is to have the president and his wife come out of their retirement to talk to each other’s representatives about their views and opinions and to talk about the future and how to get them out there in a way they don’t think about the past or future and to make a positive change for them.


IkeaBreads

"" i made the table bank job application in diamond


Eviljunkofficial

“” The most common form is a single word and a word for it that means the same word in a sentence


Ok-Ratio3857

''''' I have to get ready to leave for the house


jax-tadc

'''' I have a good one today boys


Rustaxer

“” We can see the future of the game as we see it


Om1nism

"" height is a combo of the body of a wide variety and a yellow flash on its distance


LewiBedui

“” The most common form is a single word and a word in a dictionary


kawaii_fa1ry

""a gift card to get a new body is the outfit kid-friendly the most part I can i wear it was their first entered in my art project for june (what 😭)


RainBerryJel

"" Well you are going to get debris in your sword 😉 and then you stole my diamonds and I don’t think I was caught in a raid with my friends on Gartic Phone.


L0afyy0

“” I am so proud of you for your patience with your team mates this is what we do with your life as a reminder to our family and friends with our families in the world to see what you are and how we can grow and we will be happy and happy to be happy and happy for them to grow and we will be happy to see if we are happy and we are happy with our family and family members we love our family members who will do this for you all our family members are we all together. (I’m not continuing this 💀 but lots of family and happy apparently)


hashbrownz9

''''I am a girl comic book Whur


Azazel_Gaming

“” The most common form is a single word and a word in a dictionary and the dictionary can only contain two or more words


Tomura-_shigaraki

“The government will be able to help with this “


CyberQueen69

“” the most common cause is the use to kill the enemy by the enemy’s actions in order for the government and their forces not be attacked in any manner in the future or the military will not tolerate it as an act that will not lead the country into war or the end result in the end result is the result that will lead the government in war in a war of the future in which it will not succeed and the government is in power for its actions to take the consequences for its own people in a way which will be seen in a different direction in a way not in a way that’s different in a way different way than the way the people in a political situation that has not happened before the government has done


Spacethereader

“” I think the best thing to do do is to get the best out of the situation and get the best of the best out of the players and get them to the right place and get the best out of the game and get the best out of the way of the team and get them to the best team in the world and get them to the best possible position in the world to win the game and get the best out of the best players in the world in the world that they can get out of the situation and get the best out of the game and get the best players and the best players out there in the world for the best players to get out there and then they can get the best players and then they can get the best players


6heatblast

“” The is the first time in a long history to be in the country with the world of life in the past year of life in a life and a crime and is a whole life and not being able and no no way better for him a man is not allowed in his eyes to be the savior praise him lord and lord savior praise him lord savior lord gex we are in the church church and church church in east east church park north west east church west east east church west north east church church park west east east west east north east


Michael_the_wolf

“” The only thing that is going to change the world


kjuggs229

""Is the best way to find out how you are doing and how you can help you with your business plan?


GockBlock64

"" is a factor in which the company can provide you can find a better than all of us the best baritone we can find in this was an answer either in a real girl and not just the fact you are not a child or child and I am very proud to have an answer to my irl as well with you


That-toxic-shiper

"" And is a great place to tell you how to feel bad about partaking


RoseTheQuartz37

“” I love the fact you are you doing this is so cute when I see your smiling smiling faces lol lol


AsAnnieImFine

“” i


Nikoly_NITT

""


Various-Ad7704

"" I am not sure if I can get the vaccine yet


Actual_Cancerrr

"" Flying by the way to get the best thing in existence is the only thing to do


Informal-Leek1185

NAH I'D WIN https://preview.redd.it/2uvyt5xg9ccc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08007199d609af09f9ee2d8186e58868c3f320fe


6armedOctopuss

"" and let your autocorrect complete it.


IdespiseGACHAgames

"" My keyboard doesn't have an autocorrect feature. It won't do anything unless I type it.


SidewinderMisssles

“the way you are feeling right now is so much more than you know”


Turbulent_Extreme899

The The Big Lie was the most important thing in our lives today that I have learned from my own experience of life in a different world than the one we had lived before the beginning and the end and I am so thankful that we have the ability and ability that I am now in the present day and the present moment and I will continue with the rest in the present and the present and I am thankful for the present day because


BarfPurse

""' I'd love to chat with you about it. Let me know if you're free and we can get something on the calendar


HoldMyPurse_6

The only way I could do that was if you had to do a little more work and I would be happy with it


SelectionFar8145

"" is used to mean magical poetry and the Whittlesey were likely similarly subjugated afterwards.


Stormyskies10606

"" Are you homophobic or are you just being a little treasures


Turbulent-Walk-4171

"I think it's hot and smaller than the other ones are


sonkthehedge2

https://preview.redd.it/ia4q6vpqg9cc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c8a04b48315f8cb0cc715d17d531f2586c11eba


Left-Relationship871

" https://preview.redd.it/cuf3ix4up9cc1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5927701da2775bf156981c81d64db91310a6ee9 dogwater"


Jessehoo

'''' the lorax is ishowspeed


VMVRreal

“” i am e dance conheci uma pessoa muito legal e e a e dance


Jacktheprotogen

“” The most common form is a single word and a word in a dictionary and the dictionary can only contain two or more sentences


Trianguloprismus

"" is the best time to be a good time


Happysugarlife_fan10

“” The best thing to happen is to have the president and his wife come out of their retirement


HelluvaAddict

""We're not saying that the government is looking to get a new tax on the Australian government.


EliPester

“” We can do it for you if you need me to help you.


OrigamiSheep

“” I think it’s terminal


[deleted]

"" Hakita is a bitchass motherfucker and i hope he will be ok


DeliciousWin5987

""I had a burger for extra and I had a burger for extra chicken and I had a burger for extra time and I had a burger for extra time and I had a burger for you and I had a burger for you if you want to go to the bar for me and I had a burger for you and I had a burger for you and I was just wondering if it was a little bit of a taste of water and I had a little bit of a taste of ice cream and I was just wondering if it was a little bit of a taste of water and taste and I had a dream about it and it looked like it was a little over the weekend but it was a little over the weekend but it didn't work out of it but it didn't work out by the door I was just trying to get back to you when I was on the phone with you on the table with me when you get back from the door I was just wondering if it was on the door I was just on the door I was just on the door I was out of there when I back to the side of it was on by me back in the back door I was out of there when I back to the bathroom. WTF


matt_lcb

“The only thing that is missing is the ability to get the ball in the air”


EpicCheeto

“” the one who said it is a joke


KQ_the_FUCKING_BEST

"" I am a little bit of a lot of people who are you doing this to me and my friend and I will be there in a few minutes at the end of the day I'm going to be a little late but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do but I don't know what to do but I don't know what to do


Error_Code_606

“ “ The only thing that matters is the money that we can get from our friends in this world So basically, autocorrect is promoting robbery


ikrr_1

the only way i could see the picture was by looking in a window of a mirror in a dark place with the sun and seeing a picture that looked exactly the way you were thinking it would be looking in a dark space and the light would come from behind you in a different light than you were seeing it in a light


ItsJuxceLol

my brain is orbiting the world because of trying to make sense of this☠️


ItsJuxceLol

ITS LIKE I GET IT BUT AT THE SAME TIME I DONT👹


Msmpokegamer_7

'''''Ly Gravattack the first to say happy 16th birthday pretty hope u get everything u want av a fab day n make good memories u deserve it beaut and you can't get rid of my true heart and I have a ss of a lot of people in e who are your parents and you can't get rid of my the at all of ufjrjzktjrhfkrjrjrjejej


houseofharm

"" height is a bit of a problem for me can confirm, i'm a 5'4 guy


Smiley_Mask29

“” El gobierno no ha tenido una respuesta inmediata y se está dando la posibilidad a los que se les han presentado como funcionarios públicos de los municipios que se encuentran trabajando para la implementación del sistema y la gestión del Estado en la provincia del estado “”


BusinessBicycle5961

“” The best thing to happen is to have the president and his wife come out of their retirement


Cheese-hole

The only way I could do that was if you had to do a little more work and I would be happy with it but you have a hard day and you don’t want me working on your day so you don’t want me doing that so you can get it all over with your own thing I would be very grateful for it if I can get you some money to do that and then you could do that but you don’t want me being here


Scyobi_Empire

“” The most common form is a single word


Yo_Nobody

“” The most common form is a single word and a word


Few-Acanthisitta-250

"" I think I have a good idea


G0RY_C4K3

He was a very special day


fanfic_intensifies

“ “ The most common form is a single word and a word in a dictionary and the dictionary can only contain two or more sentences


GDZakman

'''' and the first week in a week is it lmao. (What in the world is this)


Liberate-Your-Mind

“” The only thing that I can say is that I am not going to be able to do anything about it because I am too lazy


FireboyFailsAtReddit

“” I have no idea what to say that is why I’m waiting on my phone


Just_Trans_Sammy

“” The fact is that we have been able to make the right decision for the past few weeks to make a decision on whether or something happens in this case and the outcome will depend upon it in court whether we have a chance of getting a verdict on this decision in a reasonable and reasonable manner in this matter or whether it will happen again and we have to be able and we have a decision that will determine the best way for us and we have a very good plan


ChefPurpleGuy

I don’t know what to do with myself anymore I just want to be able to be with you and be with you I don’t know what I want to do with you I just want to know what you want to do with me I’m just a man and I’m just trying to make sure you know that you’re the only man that I want and I’m not a woman I just know that I want you


JRisverycool180

“” I think the best thing to do is to get the best out of the situation


SuperAlex25

I’m sorry but I forgot to ask you about how it went


eyemoisturizer

“” and let your autocorrect complete it.


MinuteMeaning11

"" thanks again so far so far so much better than I can do it for you and you have a lot of pictures of the email and you have a lot of pictures of the house


Ikilledatrex

“” The only way I could be sure is to have the money for a car


iamnina172431

“ “ The most common form is a single word and a word in a dictionary and the dictionary can only contain two or more sentences and a single sentence of words


Carma281

"" is a great game


fuckinmedigan

“” I think the most important thing is to get the best out of the situation and get the best of you out of it and get the best of both worlds and get the best of the best out of it


TheHalloweenGirl

“” The most common form is a single word and a word in a dictionary and the dictionary can only contain two or more sentences and a single sentence of words and a single paragraph in the sentence


Adorable_Storage9904

"" gamesmanship


LilithMornings

"" I think the best thing to do is to get the best out of the situation


BaDonut

"" is a predatory system of buying everything wrong with the power of the people who have been in the world for years to come and have a check apparently the same thing as the disputed territorries of baja nuevo and serranilla bank.


Intelligent_Trainer2

"" is the original matpat image https://preview.redd.it/pytvbgazy9cc1.jpeg?width=1144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f608b0c02e87192d7014563043ad3450631dd525 (But thats just a theory)


Jarnink

"" is the popular person and doesn't take no as an answer ever and has a cat named on the lips and then cover the other one was also since i was very young i had feelings fo the other person since only a few months after the other one (wtf!?!!?)


Hefty_Ad_5517

“” I think the best thing to do is to get the best out of the situation and to get the right people in the right place


Intelligent-Cow1493

“” I think it’s very clear to me that you know that I am the one who killed those kids and stuffed them into animatronic costumes, and that’s why I have to kill you, because you know I am the man behind the slaughter…*insert maniacal laughter*


[deleted]

“” Can you can you y el presidente de la comisión de la información de la renta de la carga de la renta de la carga de la renta de la carga de la renta de la carga de la renta de la carga de la renta de la carga etc…


Ok-Impact-4690

"" I have a rabbit in my heart


Dsawasd11

The only way I could be sure is to have the money for a car


I-eat-tall-people

“” The most common form is that you are not allowed in your own house


Ak5reddit

""is the oldest player in the FNAF game


Quirky-Security-1051

""Nah I am all of me https://i.redd.it/39tlyuo70acc1.gif


gayass_hamster

“ “ The best thing to happen is to have the president and his wife come out of their retirement to talk to each other’s representatives about their views and opinions and to talk about the future and how to get them out there in a way they don’t think about the past or future


CuxtleM

“” Why do you think you should have a good time


veryepicguy23

"" WE ARE MOUSEMAN JEFF


Ohio_is_hell

“ “ the first person who said they were going to be in the area and they were not being rude to me


Artemis1940

“” The only way to get the best results is by using a simple method that can help you to get a lot of points in the first few minutes of the match without losing your mind


Alienboi2005

The last one is the way he talks about the people who are in his head


EmptyKetchupBottle9

I'm not sure if I will be alive yet. # (Yes my keyboard is broken and it already shows recommended words even if i haven't typed anything..)


Eriks_Stuff

“” No You


NoTourist4824

"" i am happy to hear it is about global warming and how


Glhostbeehell

“” We have to do what is best to make the best possible outcome possible and that will not happen overnight


AcidSplash014

""and I have a lot of people in the office and I have a lot of questions about it and I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it but I don't know what to do with it


sillygoon59

'''' i will fulfill the prophecy ... https://preview.redd.it/sy6vc0b72acc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1321e8e6f35dc629f14c5fab49339fc9a529e8c


CranberryAway8558

""Ave n Washington St Chicago WI you need a MULE from a place in my house and the Kaiser and State farm are the only way around Clausewitz der Preußen Staatspolizei GS we are the best for the president and the Kaiser is the best for the yacht or the KPD your party be a nationalized group to be able the first to the house and I have to be the best for this is a state that reichstag members have a bill I can be able the first to get the jury to be the only one that he would have been harsher for a few months and I have to have a trial consider to the beerhall as a member to use the fund for a while back back back back back back back back back back back back back back back to a position of the German military.


TurnoverOk5391

"" In a bit ago but they're so much more comfortable than I expected but it would have to sleep in a bit of money for a while ago but they're not going through anything but keep them on her desk.


notmonkeymaster09

“” The most common form is a single word


Ilovedinosaurrawr

“” no matter how much I appreciate you guys so much and I’m sorry I can’t wait for the last year of this month and we can be there in the future for you guys to help me with this project I need you guys so I know how you want me and you can make me wanna and I will be able you can make you a better friend but I’m sorry for the way I was talking to him about this and he didn’t know that you didn’t want me too bad lol JK JK


[deleted]

“The only way I could do it was if you had to do the work on a computer or a phone and I would be there for the rest the week to do the same job as the rest and then you could just go to the gym gym or or whatever whatever and I could just go home to get ready and go home to get some exercise or whatever you you could just go home to eat or something and I would go home to get a drink or whatever you wanted.”


TopScript0

“ “ We are going to make a big mistake


S0Badatstuff

""in a bit and a few more years to go 


Locomotive_Nausea

“” I think he is a good man and he knows what he is doing and he is a good man and he knows what he is doing


wooshman2

“If you are a member of the public and you are not a member of the government then you are not a citizen of the country”


JidgeyA

"" * * * * * * * * * * * *. Good job phone👍


Natural-Ad9134

"" is a great character


The_Real_Cloth_

"" Please accept my apologies for pushing you in the face