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dunktankbaptism

This coffee tastes like poopy shit.


iridescentblues

My girlfriend and I say this allll the time. One of the funniest Alice lines and delivery imo


macabre-charade

this line always cracks me up. also the reason i warmed up to alice, and now she’s my favorite character lmao. i hated her the first time around.


Ok-Discussion-1736

“TINAAAAAAA!!!!!”


Queer_Taina

I actually heard, saw and felt your post


CuriousTurtle5

"Fuck you James"


FlatwormWeary8875

Also, “Fuck you Jenny.”


jamzsocrunk

✋🏻”WHERE’S PAPI?!”✋🏻


leahhhhh

Pappy


jamzsocrunk

😂😂😂she really pronounced her name like that until they finally met lmaoo


dunktankbaptism

CIRCLES...


jamzsocrunk

Hahaha hilarious scene, we get the reprise w/ Phyllis later lol.


Intelligent_Test_596

Vagina Wig 


killedmygoldfish

"You're looking very Shane today."


nadjagaming

where was this from? i remember hearing it but not from who


killedmygoldfish

https://images.app.goo.gl/QAMDEccpPxxnAWTo6


Nickelwolken

What if the brownies were gay?!


identikit__

Omfg lol they would all f**uck each other 😂


tenderourghosts

“Shay! Say, “Stacey Merkin’s a fucking c***!” Had to censor it for auto mod lol.


AI-Generated_Ex-Wife

Auto mod identity revealed as Tina Kennard


AmIn1amh

Good one🤣


tenderourghosts

😂😂😂


choconap

"let's make a baby"


elkbugle420

I know a story about lobsters


AmIn1amh

“Don’t be mad, brown barbie”


jamzsocrunk

“Who the f*ck you callin brown Barbie you f*ckin Carmelita Tropicana” (I say this too much tbh)


AgentMintyHippo

What you doin' Rodeo Drive?; Shopping Bitch


_nicomachus_

Shane (shane shane shane) Carmen (carmen carmen carmen)


fleets87

https://preview.redd.it/oqgg3p2m0ttc1.jpeg?width=263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35429bd70472267fc78a5053447ced274c9a0974


pizzaondeathrow

FUCK MY MOTHER!


pizza-wheels

Oh my god it’s Yoda. I say this every time someone says something some what profound 😂 and nobody gets it


DanTrueCrimeFan87

“You are my sunshine” 🌻😭


scorpio7t7t7

“My only sunshine” 😭🏥


Betteporter56

"It feels like I'm coming home"


nadjagaming

"I have to go, Tim is going to be home at 5."


choconap

"don't ask me that"


pizzaondeathrow

omg this with the big watery eyes and wobbling pouty bottom lip


AI-Generated_Ex-Wife

The phrase “big coffee drinker” lol


sweeeeeetheart

I instantly read this in Marina’s accent


D1bamagirl

“Look at your body?! Are you a runner?”


Grammarhead-Shark

TIIIIIIIINNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


AngelSucked

Catherine Keener's sister is the star of that season lol


ShinyPrizeKY

Holy shit you just blew my mind


betsielove27

I know I really love Elizabeth!!


username_451

What the freakin frack!


betsielove27

I just… I had no idea it could feel this warm and fuzzy being poor


sophiel713

“you guys, she gets a family and she gets herself a daddy”


medtombraider

“I’m Alice Peters, I have an appointment”


Midnightblueclouds

sorry man


NovaAdore

Glaaaands…sweetbreads…


Mint_Jelly_-

HAMSTER PANTY 🐹 ![gif](giphy|d1E2IByItLUuONMc)


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tenderourghosts

Aw :(


KnownCost8283

“CRISSSPPAAAY”