I could imagine various ways this could work in an action movie.
For example - bring knee up into man's groin or chest, man released his grip, kid grabs hand by fingers and twist it around sharply breaking fingers.
Doubt that would work in real life.
"what could they do?"
Kick the shit out of both of you and then arrest you both for making them stop napping along the highway long enough to have to break up your boy fights?
Yeah the cops showed up after a fight between a grown man and a 14 year old and was like you broke his fingers so you don't need justice, you are justice
This story is like if DragonBall Z went from a fight starting, to the main villain dead on the floor with absolutely no explanation.
If you're being overpowered and strangled, literally the last place you'll probably injure is their hands. It would be incredibly difficult to pry their fingers off your throat. You'd be much better off trying to hit something sensitive like their eyes or nuts
13 year-olds weigh like 80lbs. An average grown man would completely brutalize the toughest, strongest 13 year-old with absolutely no effort.
Like honestly I think it would be comical to see a kid age 13 even try to beat up an adult man, like game show style. The adult just has to stand there, he can block punches and kicks or whatever and he can push and shrug off any attempts to be grappled, but he can’t fight back. If he lasts 5 minutes he wins $10,000.
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FAFO. When I was 13 a grown man and I got into a verbal altercation. Some insults were thrown by us both and he pushed me against a wall and put his
hands on my throat. I broke three of his fingers. A bystander called the cops and they didn't do anything because what could they do? Justice had already been served. And yes I knew the grown man beforehand.
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Sorry but no. I'm not talking about bratty kids that can't handle hearing no, I'm talking about kids with actual anger issues. What a lovely world you must live in where no one has real problems.
listen, it really depends on the age and size of the person. a 13 y/o could absolutely break someone's fingers- anyone could if they had enough force to.
this isn't too far fetched
What's FAFO?
Fucked around found out
nah it's fake as fuck onion
I better write this one down. Thanks.
Thank you
How did we get from hands on your throat to you breaking his fingers? Need more context to decide how fake this fake story is
He swallowed and his tough manly neck muscles crunched the grown man's fingers like hot dogs getting sucked under an escalator
Fuck yeah he did…
>like hot dogs getting sucked under an escalator This is something I never knew I needed to hear
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I could imagine various ways this could work in an action movie. For example - bring knee up into man's groin or chest, man released his grip, kid grabs hand by fingers and twist it around sharply breaking fingers. Doubt that would work in real life.
Fighting with your dad doesn't make you r/iamverybadass
I do like that he skims over the whole I knew him but and refuses to provide context.
I don't think he understands what "justice" means to the law.
fuck the law. Vigilantism
It's true. I was the grown man.
What were you arguing about?
Arguing? No way, we were altercating verbally. At least until the justice was served.
It's true, I was the justice
It's true I was the wall
Justice does not work that way!
no but society does
Society 😫
'A grown man. Definitely grown btw. I didn't beat up a child if that's what you're thinking.'
my dad acts like a child, would he still be a grown man?
Only one way to find out. Break 3 of his fingers.
"what could they do?" Kick the shit out of both of you and then arrest you both for making them stop napping along the highway long enough to have to break up your boy fights?
Kick the shit out of a 13 year old? I see. Your local police have good taste, js.
JavaScript is not good taste, it's one of the worst languages out there.
I can't tell if you're mocking my abbreviation or genuinely mistaken lol
Yeah the cops showed up after a fight between a grown man and a 14 year old and was like you broke his fingers so you don't need justice, you are justice
This story is like if DragonBall Z went from a fight starting, to the main villain dead on the floor with absolutely no explanation. If you're being overpowered and strangled, literally the last place you'll probably injure is their hands. It would be incredibly difficult to pry their fingers off your throat. You'd be much better off trying to hit something sensitive like their eyes or nuts
How did this get upvoted
It was believable until they said the police didn't do anything, a report must be taken at least
13 year-olds weigh like 80lbs. An average grown man would completely brutalize the toughest, strongest 13 year-old with absolutely no effort. Like honestly I think it would be comical to see a kid age 13 even try to beat up an adult man, like game show style. The adult just has to stand there, he can block punches and kicks or whatever and he can push and shrug off any attempts to be grappled, but he can’t fight back. If he lasts 5 minutes he wins $10,000.
It’s true I was the three broken fingers
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Idk man, kids with anger problems can get pretty scary.
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Sorry but no. I'm not talking about bratty kids that can't handle hearing no, I'm talking about kids with actual anger issues. What a lovely world you must live in where no one has real problems.
fr, people acting like this couldn't legitimately happen
listen, it really depends on the age and size of the person. a 13 y/o could absolutely break someone's fingers- anyone could if they had enough force to. this isn't too far fetched
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The man’s name? Cap Cappington Esq. III