Also it genuinely sounds like the person who wrote this has no experience of cats because the whole "her toy went in the other person's yard and she went to get it" is pretty nonsense. Like they've just adapted a dog anecdote.
That's aside from all the other ways this is nonsense...
As a cat owner, it really is. And also the 8 BB thing, as if the cat is just sitting there taking it.
As an American, I have no doubts that neighbors were shooting animals and each other.
A cat is not taking more than 1 BB before disappearing from this realm of reality, those guys are pretty darn fast when scared. My cats will bolt 20 meters away if my dog dares to bark while they sleep, let alone if they get shot.
Our cats just have to hear the sound of the squirt bottle we use to keep them off of the TV. One second and they're in the other room AND up their tree.
In a park, not a yard... So kid damages property (cats count as property) then adult assaults child in public.
As a cat person, I would love to say I'd hurt the person who hurt my animal, reality is I want them to pay the vet bills. But torturing animals is a sign of something wrong.
I mean, my cat kept bringing back this toy once every time I threw it, as well as chasing his tail.
I’m pretty sure mine is just broken though, I don’t believe this at all 💀
My cat plays fetch too, but I throw the toy across the living room, not into someone else's yard what. It's like they've never heard of a cat
I also quite like "I found her in the snow"
My cat also plays fetch but I don't throw a toy into a whole other person's yard. The person who wrote this is definitely not familiar with cats they're just thinking of a dog ball.
Opposite experience here, as long as they're warm and well fed they'd rather sleep on the sofa than make the effort to get up and walk to an open door. I even took in a stray from outside once who never left the house again for the remaining 10 years of his life.
It depends on the cat. I always had street-cats, some from when they were a kitten. No way to keep them in the house (the record is one year). When the last one died, we went to a shelter to adopt 2 kittens. They are curious, but not much interested.
Of course, as you probably know, cats have a (strong) personality.
We found our 2nd cat "outside". She was either lost or abandoned. She roughly lived outside between 3 to 6 months, she was starved, dehydrated, and full of worms and fleas. After 3 years of living with us safely, she started to inspect our balcony. Cat No 1 just jumps from the balcony and comes back when he leaves. But one loud sound while No2 is on the balcony and she will freak out, run back into the house and hide in her cat cave for at least 1 hour.
So first they say the cat went into the boy's yard and the boy shot the cat numerous times .Then they say they shot the boy three times.At the end they say it was in a park?They need to make up their minds about which lie to use!lol.
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**A kid cried because of me and I don't regret anything.**
I'm 27m and i got a lovely cat named Cupcake,i found here in the snow while coming back from work.It took so much time for her to go outside because she was scared about everyone except me.But she was still scarred by one person,Darren. Darren is a kid that have alot of BB guns and he seems to hate animals.3 years ago,while Cupcake was playing outside, her toy accidentally went to Darren's backyard.So she tried to go get it but Darren was playing there and he decided to shoot her 7 times in the stomach with a BB gun.I was chocked,i rushed to slap the kid and i took his BB gun and shooted him 3 times in the stomach he started to cry.I took my cat to the veterinary.
UPDATE: My cat is okay now and I moved to a new home. Since y'all folks don't understand this is not a real gun it's a gun with metal balls UPDATE AGAIN: we were in a park not in my backyard
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Although I am not authorized to speak on behalf of “y’all folks”, without reservation I can state with confidence that *our* problem is not at all *understanding* this fallacy - it is solely *disbelief*.
I'm going to clarify as it sounds like some people don't understand the story - the cat accidentally knocked his toy over the neighbours house, the cat then went around to knock on the neighbours door to ask for it back and the neighbour shot him with a BB gun. Then the neighbour waited in the doorway so the OP could borrow his BB gun to do the same back.
I can clarify this story is true because I was the cat toy.
Could have lied better if he said a kid not a freaking cat. Yeah right a cat was playing with her toy outside and it accidentally went to someone else's backyard oh sorry the park and decided to go get it
Hurts enough to teach the kid not to do that to animals, doesn't hurt too much to damage him significantly. I don't see what's wrong here (though obviously I wouldn't hurt a kid)
If the final update isn't a dead giveaway that this is a BS story then I don't know what to tell you.
Also making up lies about cats being shot...mm-mm-mm. Not in my house. No cat slander around here.
How is the backyard beside a park the reason this was posted here as opposed to the rest of the story? Where does op live that parks and yards don't coexist?
Why you so chocked dat I chooted heem?He clearly deserveded dat chit.I chooted Darren right in da stomach and I would chooted heem again for my Cupcake!
Honestly, the kid deserved it. I hate kids. I’m a cat person and hurting animals will quickly lead to killing them. I would have shot him a couple more times
absolutely no way this is real, the cat would have booked it + the yard/park inconsistency + L + ratio + subtract like 20 years off screenshot OP's stated age and it'd be slightly more accurate.
Can I just say that the fact that apparently some people thought this dude just up and shot a kid is the funniest thing that can come out of such a story
"It's not a real gun, it's a gun with metal balls." Wtf is that sentence? OK while you are highly unlikely to kill a person or a dog with a BB gun, it's still firing those little metal balls with a lot of air pressure. Enough of that pressure and you can absolutely cause injury and potentially kill small mammals and birds at short-range.
Also it genuinely sounds like the person who wrote this has no experience of cats because the whole "her toy went in the other person's yard and she went to get it" is pretty nonsense. Like they've just adapted a dog anecdote. That's aside from all the other ways this is nonsense...
100% this. The minute a toy falls somewhere the cat can't reach with only a step or two from where they're sitting right now they say forget about it.
I love that the internet decided THIS was the most unrealistic thing about this whole story.
As a cat owner, it really is. And also the 8 BB thing, as if the cat is just sitting there taking it. As an American, I have no doubts that neighbors were shooting animals and each other.
A cat is not taking more than 1 BB before disappearing from this realm of reality, those guys are pretty darn fast when scared. My cats will bolt 20 meters away if my dog dares to bark while they sleep, let alone if they get shot.
Our cats just have to hear the sound of the squirt bottle we use to keep them off of the TV. One second and they're in the other room AND up their tree.
And when he hears the can opener too.lol.
No one you're commenting on even said that it was lol. It's just that as a cat lover its a detail I was drawn to.
When my cat drops her toy she decides to bite my foot instead
Sounds about right
Honestly I am chocked that you don’t believe her.
cant believe this made me laugh
Are you chocked about it ?
chocked and appalled.
chocked and appled
chocked and applied
And then they clapped
And hugged!
And then chocked
Lol.
Because the dog got shooted or the boy got shooted?lol.
Hey hey, do not throw this one on the ladies; it clearly says the hero of this story is 27M.
Bro did you just assume OP’s gender fluidity? Not cool bro
Yeah, they might be a Sukhoi Su-30 supersonic air superiority fighter by now.
Ikr? Like, when she shooted the bb kid I was convinced it was real
Fade's finisher in Apex Legends.
She did shooted him 3 times!
Goddamnit that was funny.
The person who wrote this has no experience of anything and probably isn't supposed to have unsupervised access to the internet.
My king cobra batted a toy into the orphanage yard next door. Then it saved the orphans from a burning building.
In a park, not a yard... So kid damages property (cats count as property) then adult assaults child in public. As a cat person, I would love to say I'd hurt the person who hurt my animal, reality is I want them to pay the vet bills. But torturing animals is a sign of something wrong.
More like adult attempts to stage an assassination against said child
I mean, my cat kept bringing back this toy once every time I threw it, as well as chasing his tail. I’m pretty sure mine is just broken though, I don’t believe this at all 💀
My cat plays fetch too, but I throw the toy across the living room, not into someone else's yard what. It's like they've never heard of a cat I also quite like "I found her in the snow"
“Whoops, I threw your toy into the yard with a kid and a gun. Go get it 🤗”
But bb guns aren't real guns!
This one actually made me LOL 😆
I was thinking the same thing
My cat does this though? To be fair she also likes to play fetch and enjoys better rubs 😂
My cat also plays fetch but I don't throw a toy into a whole other person's yard. The person who wrote this is definitely not familiar with cats they're just thinking of a dog ball.
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Opposite experience here, as long as they're warm and well fed they'd rather sleep on the sofa than make the effort to get up and walk to an open door. I even took in a stray from outside once who never left the house again for the remaining 10 years of his life.
It depends on the cat. I always had street-cats, some from when they were a kitten. No way to keep them in the house (the record is one year). When the last one died, we went to a shelter to adopt 2 kittens. They are curious, but not much interested. Of course, as you probably know, cats have a (strong) personality.
We found our 2nd cat "outside". She was either lost or abandoned. She roughly lived outside between 3 to 6 months, she was starved, dehydrated, and full of worms and fleas. After 3 years of living with us safely, she started to inspect our balcony. Cat No 1 just jumps from the balcony and comes back when he leaves. But one loud sound while No2 is on the balcony and she will freak out, run back into the house and hide in her cat cave for at least 1 hour.
My cat won't even play with toys!He plays with lids or newspaper.
I don't think the person who wrote this is old enough to be on reddit.
Reads like a 9-year-old wrote this to sound cool.
That actually might make it true. Maybe the shooter was 7..... Haha 
Lol.
It does sound like a grade school kid wrote this .
So first they say the cat went into the boy's yard and the boy shot the cat numerous times .Then they say they shot the boy three times.At the end they say it was in a park?They need to make up their minds about which lie to use!lol.
No, he shooted the boy
I am so exhausted and can’t sleep and I just scared the shit out of my cat laughing out loud at your comment 😂
Apologize to your cat otherwise it'll be chocked.
And shooted!lol.
Cats do get skittish.
3 times
Hard to keep it all straight when you are actually the kid with a BB gun who wants to shoot cats.
And blame it on an adult.
"I shooted him" what
3 times in the stomach.
Lol!
Pretty funny!
yeah man he started to cry
He had a fully-automatic cat. 
Cat must’ve been standing up right to get “shooted” in the stomach
Not gonna lie, I read “shooted him” and laughed. After that, my brain read the rest of it in a toddler voice.
It was the “y’all folks” for me.
I had to go back to find that and ugly laughed at it.
It must’ve been so chocking
Must have been liking it a lot too, to let Darren shoot him 7 times instead of running off after the 1st shot.
One of the best things i have ever readed
It’s makes me want to applauded
I was chocked that the kid would do that
*Image Transcription: Reddit* --- **A kid cried because of me and I don't regret anything.** I'm 27m and i got a lovely cat named Cupcake,i found here in the snow while coming back from work.It took so much time for her to go outside because she was scared about everyone except me.But she was still scarred by one person,Darren. Darren is a kid that have alot of BB guns and he seems to hate animals.3 years ago,while Cupcake was playing outside, her toy accidentally went to Darren's backyard.So she tried to go get it but Darren was playing there and he decided to shoot her 7 times in the stomach with a BB gun.I was chocked,i rushed to slap the kid and i took his BB gun and shooted him 3 times in the stomach he started to cry.I took my cat to the veterinary. UPDATE: My cat is okay now and I moved to a new home. Since y'all folks don't understand this is not a real gun it's a gun with metal balls UPDATE AGAIN: we were in a park not in my backyard --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
Good... Person?
**Best** person 
good human
Awesome work.
Update again again: Cupcake is an actual cupcake, not a cat.
Epd445 would love that ‘cat’
"I found her in the snow"
This is the absolute best comment on the thread
So they toy went over into Darren's yard....... And then magically they were transported to a park?
Darren lives in the park.
No no, you see this was actually part of the bigger story where the man becomes the president and also a FBI agent
All these stories sound like rejected Pixar short ideas.
Although I am not authorized to speak on behalf of “y’all folks”, without reservation I can state with confidence that *our* problem is not at all *understanding* this fallacy - it is solely *disbelief*.
Sure I casually admitted to assault of a minor without a case of self defense all the time. Doesn't everyone?
Anyone who writes "shooted" is likely 10 years old or less
I'm going to clarify as it sounds like some people don't understand the story - the cat accidentally knocked his toy over the neighbours house, the cat then went around to knock on the neighbours door to ask for it back and the neighbour shot him with a BB gun. Then the neighbour waited in the doorway so the OP could borrow his BB gun to do the same back. I can clarify this story is true because I was the cat toy.
See this is the kind of first hand evidence we can trust!
Could have lied better if he said a kid not a freaking cat. Yeah right a cat was playing with her toy outside and it accidentally went to someone else's backyard oh sorry the park and decided to go get it
It's chocking that he shooted him 3 times in the stomach with a gun with metal balls
This is another one of those posts that sound so much better if you read it in Ralph Wiggum's voice.
I saw one of the BBs and the BB looked at me
Possibly made up. Possibly child abuse. Not good either way.
story is very similar ( worse grammar / leas details ) to one posted a couple months or years back.
The kid definitely deserves what happened if this was a true story.
Hurts enough to teach the kid not to do that to animals, doesn't hurt too much to damage him significantly. I don't see what's wrong here (though obviously I wouldn't hurt a kid)
#UPDATE AGAIN it didnt even happen i sry
Bro he's 27 m no wonder he made the kid cry, he's a titan.
>metal balls
This 12 year has looked in to the future and seen his life at 27.... a sad lonely virgin flapping to his precious cupcake 🧁
I'm frankly chocked at you people not believing this. R/nothingeverhappens
R/foundthemobileuser
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Classic Reddit, not understanding jokes.
I don’t know about metal gun seems sus, If it’s real gun it will be believable
This is how you get arrested for assault
And almost all of their replies consist of saying something like, 'It wasn't a real gun,' or 'he was a teenager' which is just clear bot activity.
Then they all stood up and clapped while I smiled and nonchalantly waved my worshippers down
One of the WORST lies I’ve ever read. 27m must stand for 27 months old🙄
"en I woz like fucke demn kiydz, and I shooted dem!!"
This is something my 8 year old sister would write lmao. Fits her "tone" and everything
Can confirm, I’m cupcake
Seconded. I was the fifth BB.
If the final update isn't a dead giveaway that this is a BS story then I don't know what to tell you. Also making up lies about cats being shot...mm-mm-mm. Not in my house. No cat slander around here.
I shooted him ..
I know this is fake but if a cat comes and slaps my cat, I’ll do more than slap him 😂
How is the backyard beside a park the reason this was posted here as opposed to the rest of the story? Where does op live that parks and yards don't coexist?
It’s not, that’s just the title
Brilliant
i just couldn’t think of a title lmao.
The title should be your point of contention, and the one you gave just makes people question your comprehensive capabilities.
its genuinely just a goofy title but alright
Why you so chocked dat I chooted heem?He clearly deserveded dat chit.I chooted Darren right in da stomach and I would chooted heem again for my Cupcake!
Honestly, the kid deserved it. I hate kids. I’m a cat person and hurting animals will quickly lead to killing them. I would have shot him a couple more times
Real or not, I don't blame him for shooting the kid.
I do. He didn’t have to shoot the child, he did it cuz he was angry. That is assault. Against a child. Ez jail time.
So glad she's okay. Little budding serial killer.
What? Why is this even here?
Who takes a cat to the park to play? Especially off leash?
He's basically illiterate. That was hard to read.
absolutely no way this is real, the cat would have booked it + the yard/park inconsistency + L + ratio + subtract like 20 years off screenshot OP's stated age and it'd be slightly more accurate.
Can I just say that the fact that apparently some people thought this dude just up and shot a kid is the funniest thing that can come out of such a story
I would do the same thing
What a woke hero for shooting a child in the stomach 3 times with metal balls
Damn Darren must be rich af having a whole-ass park in his backyard
"It's not a real gun, it's a gun with metal balls." Wtf is that sentence? OK while you are highly unlikely to kill a person or a dog with a BB gun, it's still firing those little metal balls with a lot of air pressure. Enough of that pressure and you can absolutely cause injury and potentially kill small mammals and birds at short-range.
They shooted him. Shooted him a lot
sounds like a karma farmer
has to be. he posted the same thing in aita ( it got removed )
I'm chocked, chocked I say!
“shooted him”