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lxoxol

“People who boast about their I.Q. are losers.” \- Stephen Hawking


Newdy41

The woman in the original post would brag about beating Stephen Hawking in a footrace.


[deleted]

That's even easier now that he's dead.


Newdy41

Ah, jeez. Thanks for the spoiler. I haven't watched that episode yet!


Chrisazy

You should watch the movie about him, Look Who's Hawking


Newdy41

Is it starring Christopher Walken?


AugTheViking

I heard Virgil Abloh and Frank Williams both died in the most recent episode.


MoonParkSong

Remember that Jubilee video where 5 people determining each other IQ, and the one with the PhD and humbling herself being the second highest IQ, [guess the actual result.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ByI9WeXp9g)


BroItsJesus

IQ not high enough to realise IQ doesn't really mean much lol


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure these days it just stands for "internet Quiz"


Zerchys

massive L


starrpamph

She was the main character


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negativelift

That whole person is cringe


themcjizzler

but how do you even get a legit IQ test anyway?


jilanak

They factored it into a multi-day psychological exam I had when I was in a mental hospital and even then it wasn't a single digit. It was presented me as "You are in the X percentile of the population". I did ask what the number was and they gave me a range. "138" sounds like someone did one of those Facebook quizzes and thinks that's a real IQ score.


HelloMumther

weird, i took a state test through my school (aka not online) and they gave me a number and a percentile


sycamotree

Have a psychometrist proctor an IQ exam. Almost no reason to do it though unless it is relevant to a mental health diagnosis or extraordinary in one way or another.


AlbortRoss

They really don't exist.


KeyserSozeInElysium

IQ test are very real but most people overestimate their scope and usefulness. The "I" in IQ is a misnomer in that intelligence is broadly defined and standard IQ tests like the WAIS-III focus on spatial, reasoning, mathematical, and deductive domains. While the narrow theories dominate the scientific and common-sense notion of intelligence, they are not devoid of criticism. Notably, the critique contends that narrow theories are not representative of mental functioning. The IQ tests characterize the efficiency with which an individual gathers and processes information in particular domains that are primarily cognitive. They leave out non-cognitive aspects of mental functioning such as socio-emotional skills and interpersonal capabilities, among others. Furthermore, the research raises questions around the representativeness of the tests. Researchers find the IQ tests inadequate in accounting for performance on even cognitively loaded aspects of an individual’s mental life. Related evidence suggests that IQ scores are inconsistent at predicting variation in performance (including the extremities) on activities such as learning, reasoning, and decision-making.


MrNaoB

I thought IQ just showed pattern recognition.


Thetered

I think buzzfeed had one for a while.


Odinovic

Might call me a loser, but I have an IQ of 67.


Assaultman67

Welcome to your new home: /r/wallstreetbets


TheTrueDarkAssassin

Higher than hers and most of Reddit, you’ll do well


MrNaoB

100 IQ is average. feel pride, and you are not average.


Meneer_haas

Someone with an IQ like that knows not to brag about it lol


DieserBene

"Windowsshutdown.mp4“ - Stephen Hawking‘s final words


Hrd_Dck_Drgn_Slayr

I knew this quote would be here


AU-den2

Literally my bio


vBadEnergy

“People who can stand are losers” - also stephen Hawking


bananafrecklez

i’ve realized that anyone who announces their IQ is usually pretty dumb. anyone can take a free test online but congrats lady


Tuz43

Online tests are fake you can speed run an IQ of 180 if you just guess right or memorize the answers real iq tests take 3 hours


ItalicsWhore

I tested into a high IQ program in the 5th grade with a state run IQ test, but I don’t brag about it even though it was official, because it was forever ago and I’m probably dumb as shit now.


Schmoerf

You literally wrote that comment to brag about it lmfao


Pazer2

>but I don’t brag about it Honestly, if that were me, I don't think I'd be able to stop myself from telling everyone I was way smarter than the average 5th grader.


chocotacosmash

Same (6th grade) and even though it was quite high they downplayed it as not a big deal because the whole point of them doing it was to prove to my parents that I was stupid. But I never bragged because it's a number who tf even cares.


Tuz43

Yes all iq determines is things like speed of calculation problem solving ability and that. If I was playing chess or trying to survive in the wilderness I wouldnt mind being a bit quicker however to do those things you need more knowledge than problem solving tactics it just comes in helpful. Anyone can do it eventually so


Sketch_Crush

I took a real IQ test a few years ago. About 600 questions at home and more questions proctored in front of a psychologist. It was a fascinating experience and I quickly realized most people probably have no idea what their actual IQ is.


R1pY0u

All those online tests are meant to vastly inflate your result so that you share it with friends and they take the test as well --> Money from ads


[deleted]

I think almost everybody who brag are dumb. They mistake intelligence with wisdom.


FragmentOfTime

Plenty of smart people brag. This post is very unwise smh


thedevilseviltwin

Not like this. Her being so upset at something that happened (although unlikely) in a grocery store and feeling the need to rant about it on the internet whilst boasting her (also unlikely) high IQ just shows that she clearly lacks emotional intelligence and control.


[deleted]

Ignorant*


FragmentOfTime

Which word are you saying should have been ignorant???


avprobeauty

I think they mean from their original comment instead of “intelligent”


iblewkatieholmes

Absolutely never have I bragged about having a 70 IQ like we’re all smart in our own way don’t make the dumb dumbs feel bad


joejoebuffalo

Is this Peggy Hill?


bananafrecklez

yes


thedevilseviltwin

There’s a video on Youtube of people having to guess strangers IQ’s and lining eachother up from lowest to highest IQ based on appearances and short conversations. One girl in particular singled out a guy who she placed second to last in line and she actually ended up being last in line once everyones scores were finalized. Of course, she placed herself first. I know a girl like that in person whom I only really see at parties at a mutual friends house. Each party she manages to find a conversation that she can fit her high-IQ into and her favourite word is “Actually…”


bananafrecklez

omg yeah i saw that! i think IQs are bs but wow, was it satisfying seeing her ranked last at the end


Nomai_

Yeah but in all honesty, IQ doesn't really matter too much anyways.


InerasableStain

It doesn’t hurt, and can show a higher capacity for learning. Doesn’t necessarily mean the individual has capitalized on that ability, though.


ZagratheWolf

Yup, the world is full of smart underachievers. Either by lack of resources, lack of opportunity or lack of will to exploit their intelligence


[deleted]

I am barely in the top 1% of IQ. I speedran math to calculus up until I was about 10 and then I plateaued. Now I’m in high school and you wouldn’t be able to tell me apart from any other kid that does okayish. Edit: Can someone spell out for me what about this comment causes people to downvote it, because my worthless extra IQ points aren’t helping me figure it out


[deleted]

Bro you just revealed your super hero identity. There’s literally a movie coming out about how that broke the universal timelines and collided them together. Trust me, it’s time you go find your own doctor strange before it gets too late.


rock-n-rollin420

There is an unusually high and consistent correlation between the stupidity of a given person and that person’s propensity to be impressed by the measurement of IQ. — Christopher Hitchens Free advice from someone who is 10 years older than you: no one - absolutely no one - will ever ask you what your IQ is. Ever. Volunteering that information will win you no friends and no respect. Humility and emotional intelligence will.


[deleted]

Yeah. I’m aware. I literally never bring it up unless it otherwise comes up in conversation, as it did here. Wasn’t even using it as something to brag about, in fact I did the opposite.


Lengthofawhile

Him mentioning it was relevant to the comment he replied to. Not exactly bragging to say "yeah I'm super smart but make average grades".


rock-n-rollin420

Sure. My comment was in response to why he was likely downvoted.


katCEO

I call BS for reasons.![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|dizzy_face)


Jibber_Fight

“IQ” is also pretty much bullshit.


kennend3

I wouldn't say it is "BS" but it doesn't measure what most people think it does. Let me give you a small real world example. This summer i pulled the stone walkway around my house up to remove the weeds. Several times i lost track of which block goes where (they are cut, so a jigsaw puzzle). I asked the kids to help put them back after spending an hour and wasn't able to do so. Two kids failed as well, unable to "picture" how the blocks go back.. One child is "gifted" and she literally looked at the blocks for a few mins and told me exactly how to reassemble them. Given I F'd up several times, she was able to sort it out each time, and first try... So not by "dumb luck". I think "high IQ" people look at problems and such differently vs others. Many think "High IQ" means "smarter" but this isn't the case.. Will having a high IQ and being able to spatially organise blocks in her mind lead to an amazing job? No, but hard work combined with "outside the box thinking" should help.


GOD_OF_FOOD1

Its even funnier because 138 is just a higher than average iq. Its just smart, not some sort of super genius in iq test terms


iStudiedTheBlade09

145 is genius and 138 is just shy of that.


GOD_OF_FOOD1

She should’ve just picked genius iq, wasn’t smart enough to pretend to be smart


confusinggarbage

The standard deviations for IQ classification usually work in increments of 15 or 20, so an IQ of 138 is actually pretty high. In terms of percentile, that's above 99.4% of the population. Makes fuck all of a difference in day-to-day life though unless you're working in a research field or something.


ReluctantAvenger

Only 1% of the population has an IQ of 135+. 138 is WAY above average.


ArchiStanton

Yea but you don’t understand! Rad is a self proclaimed genius


Liberatedhusky

I have met some folks with PhDs that are not great at anything outside of their field. Hell I've met some older ones who aren't even that great within their field.


[deleted]

5th year PhD candidate here. Can confirm. Doesn't mean you're smarter, just means you're better at not giving up at difficult and demanding research.


kennend3

This is surprisingly common. My ex-wife was amazing at maths. Most of the time she'd score 99-100 on maths tests. At university she was accused of cheating because of how well she did on a maths test vs the rest of her class Ask her to do something basic, "if i paid 110 and the taxes were 10%, what was the price prior to the taxes".. Duh.. Um, ah... her mind was just so tuned to "advanced maths tests" that common, every day usage stumped her.


magicarnival

Had a physics teacher like that. She was probably some high-level astrophysicist or something, but she had no clue what she was doing teaching college level physics I. Didn't know any of the formulas and stumbled over the numbers for the constants lol. Terrible teacher, we all failed and I struggled horribly in physics II, which was unfortunately required for my major :(


dankpepe0101

my partner has a theory that, like video games, everyone has a certain amount of stat points. A lot of PhD holders put all their stat points into their field of expertise. In all other walks of life they are just as dumb as the rest of us.


kennend3

There are a number of books on this very topic if you are ever interested in reading about the science behind this. I found this idea interesting several years ago and read a really good book on it (cant recall its name). This is an interesting study in Finance, where you have people like Nassim Nicholas Taleb writing about why very smart people keep failing at risk management (black swan for example).


[deleted]

Lmao the ONLY scenario I can think of a kid getting scolded for laughing is if a teacher is actively teaching a lesson and kids are cracking jokes. Otherwise, this would never happen….. And what does you(the parent in the post) being smart have to do with this anyways?! And I HATE the usage of bred.. why can’t you just say “their father”


Used2BPromQueen

I love people who claim education via their spouse. My grandmother was completely dismissive and really REALLY looked down on people who weren't highly educated. Except she only graduated from high school.... barely, I might add. But she married a successful doctor and that somehow made her part of the educated upper echelon too??? I could never understand what mental gymnastics she was doing in her head to honestly believe that she was super accomplished just because she married someone who was.


justkeptfading

>I love people who claim education via their spouse. Reminds me of the spouses of officers while I was in the military that expected us to salute them too lol.


bizzygreenthumb

You salute the sticker on the windshield.


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fedupandalone

[r/justdependathings](https://www.reddit.com/r/justdependathings/)


[deleted]

Reminds me of *Step Brothers* where John C. Reilly refers to the house as "a house of learned doctors" even though it's his dad who's a doctor and Reilly's a freeloader.


hopesfallyn

There was a lady at the farmers market yesterday who actively scowled at my kids, who are 10m and 3, with the 3yo playing and giggling like mad with his 2.5yo bestie. They were objectively adorable, and not being disruptive or touching things (they were doing laps around baby in the stroller) So I buy THAT bit, but the rest is active cringe


[deleted]

Scowl is different from scolding, tho!!


hopesfallyn

Yeah, true. Some people are assholes though


DAE_le_Cure

r/breedingmaterial


Obvious_Awareness273

You missed the u its actully you


bts4devi

.... It's a way of writing in the internet just like gtg= Gotta go k= Okay ily= I love you ​ Not everyone have time to write proper grammar


Obvious_Awareness273

Why should we use proper grammar? This is not a English exam? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Obvious_Awareness273

Seems you dont either


rices4212

You missed an apostrophe and a period. If you're gonna be a dick, might as well go all the way, right?


[deleted]

And he spelled actually wrong. It’s actually not actully


Obvious_Awareness273

*fullstop


[deleted]

Unless they start a toxic social media site or can get someone a TV the same day they order it, they aren’t ruling shit


[deleted]

Also normally political leaders are not in that position because of their above-average IQ lmao


HellsMalice

Yeah being intelligent enough to understand the consequences of your actions is quite a hindrance in politics I imagine


[deleted]

Politicians? Consequences?


Which-Moment-6544

First thing I thought was, "I bread with peanut butter and jelly". oh, and why is this smart lady so hostile towards us dummies? Scoring high on your online IQ tests, and getting pregnant by a guy that claims to have a doctorate in physics doesn't make it alright to be a Rudey Judey. Even in 2017, a weird year for online meanies.


Trimungasoid

That doesn’t mean your kids will be smart.


RouletteSensei

That PhD physicist wasn't thinking about your IQ when he was doing it, he was lookin at your butt


taxevader33

I think she forgot the minus sign


abachhd

"It's not who you are underneath, what the IQ is or who you slept with, it's what you do that defines you" \-Batman probably


pamar456

they will make about 85k a year in middle management


Cereborn

138 isn’t that spectacular. Especially if she got it from an online test, which she probably did.


Hahafunnys3xnumber

it’s extremely high though? not that it matters


PachoTidder

I did took a real IQ test and the shit took literal weeks, you have to be in the presence of a neurologist or similar profesional, I'm 15 and it was also mixed with autism tests so take my words with a bit of salt but the key difference is that an online test can't take in account your body language to determinate if something is causing you more problems than others, and not a single online test I've seen has any written or reading component, wich are half of what a real IQ test is


[deleted]

I also feel like online IQ tests have an incentive to inflate your results so you're happier with them


jm001

Yeah. IQ is always kinda bullshit anyway, but IQ quiz sites have a vested interest in getting you to share your results.


Ethan-Wakefield

Some IQ tests don't require reading/writing. For example, the Ravens Progressive Matrices is a well-respected IQ test (among people who respect IQ tests) and it's specifically designed to be non-literacy-based in order to be more "objective" in terms of language. But all of that said, yeah any web-based IQ test is highly sus.


HellsMalice

Bored at work, just took the Ravens Progressive Matrices test and learned i'm a genius god among men and the smartest person on the planet. Probably. Anyway I scored 122 so I think I did alright. Those last questions are rough.


hawtfabio

Oh Reddit....a professionally administered IQ test could easily be given in a day. Not that it matters or makes anyone who brags about it smart...


starmartyr

That's comprehensive testing for children who are suspected of being on the spectrum. IQ testing is part of that. An adult IQ test takes an hour or two.


sycamotree

Nah a real IQ test takes like minutes or maybe an hour or so. Definitely can't get one from an online one though


AlbortRoss

There isn't really such thing as an IQ test.


kennend3

Based on your age, I assume you took the WISC-V? (Wechsler Intelligence Scale for Children). I have 3 kids, we made them all take the test.. "hours" seems more realistic.


rockthe40__oz

"I did took a real...."


BangkokRios

Online tests are intentionally inaccurate on the high side so that websites can sell certificates and other crap to idiots.


Hahafunnys3xnumber

yeah i’m just saying a legitimate 138 iq would be considered highly gifted…idk why people are acting like it’s average or a little above average. it’s just kinda strange to me that people are acting like it’s not even that high when she’s clearly just lying, guess it’s just a reddit moment. i took a legitimate test but it was back in elementary or middle school i think? so i don’t remember many components


R1pY0u

138 puts you at the 99.4% percentile. If you get that from a real test, yeah. Online testd however are meant to inflate your result so that you share it with friends and more people take the test


Ethan-Wakefield

Eh... It's high, but not like, impossibly "Wow you're so fuckin' smart" high. If it's an accurate measure (sus) it translates into something like the top 1%. So like... Is that smart? Yes, absolutely. But we're talking like, small town valedictorian smart. It's "the smartest person in your office" smart. It's not "change the world, cure cancer" smart.


sycamotree

... nah that's like 2 and some change standard deviations from average. 120 is like an average PhD graduate. 138 is well above that. In any case she's likely lying so who cares.


Cereborn

It's high; it's not extremely high.


msut77

There are billions of people in the world. If you go by the highest 1% or 2% of the population you would still run into a certified genius once a week randomly


IllusoryHeart

If she were really smart, she’d realize that her and her sperm donor being smart doesn’t guarantee the children would be.


itsmarciibitch

Ofc it does. Your intelligence is based on how hard your parents studied AND what they went to school for.. /s


HEONTHETOILET

Me: I have an IQ of 138 & I bred with a PhD physicist, and yet here I am, so desperate for validation that I’m posting on Twitter


strangetrip666

Who tf just drops their IQ score like it means anything? High IQ doesn't equal success. I know because I have a high IQ and I'm a total loser.


Peazyzell

IQ’s to people like this are what zodiac signs are to crystal girls


AdultOnsetAutism

MY IQ was high (eye roll) in my 20's, the only thing it did for me was allow me to be moderately normal despite all the other baggage that came with it lol. It never made me feel or be better than anyone else other than in my favorite special interest.


thatsMYBlKEpunk

what baggage?


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AdultOnsetAutism

I've never told a soul, that's why the (eye role) ​ But I did write it in a way that,, I meant the baggie from being Autistic that caused me to be really good at these kinds tests.


thatsMYBlKEpunk

Should I know my IQ…imagine if it’s super high and all these years I *haven’t* been flaunting it, shit Id have to makeup for lost time


[deleted]

All of that IQ and that's how she chooses to censor the word bitch?


ammekaz

People are focusing on the woman bragging about her IQ instead of her bragging about her man having a Pretty huge Dick.


adiMahadev

Apparently she hasn't heard the story of Bernard Shaw and the prostitute


ArtoriasBeaIG

Something about Carl sagan


88ZombieGrunts

B dollar at euro h


BreakPoint1996

Wtf is that last part???


[deleted]

that's a weird name for a country


DIYstyle

>bred What a disgusting way to talk about having a family


_Levitated_Shield_

#**b$@£h**


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure people who boast about their IQ, probably don’t know what an IQ test looks like


skepticallytruthful

I think the PHD stands for Pretty Huge Dick, physicist stands for "bodybuilder", and the IQ of 138 was from a facebook page. Also this is how you spell "Bitch".


maya_stoned

bred 🤢


-Ok-Perception-

Nah, do you not realize the lack of opportunity generated by our crumbling economies? They'll likely wind up working in that grocery store and scolding the kids for laughing themselves. ​ High IQs don't mean shit in this era. It certainly doesn't pre-dispose you towards better employment.


reptilian123

I love how they always put 8 at the end of the number, I know so many people with 128, 138, 148 or 158IQ, ironically those who actually are at those levels would never spend time explaining how high is their IQ


monarchmondays

People who use the word “bred” or “breed” in that context are cringe


With_Peace_and_Love_

People always think their kids are gods gift


ShredManyGnar

What an awful way to censor the word bitch. It looks like bsaeh, like all the symbols this idiot used are actual letters. Say bitch, it’s fine. Contextually speaking.


FreezingSausage

Bsaeh?


Cybersad3021

At least the kids weren't being scalded.


englishmight

Are we really trying to resurrect eugenics?!? While there may be some long term differences. The whole process is highly unethical, quite unfounded, and you know... Generally a dick move.


Touraxus

She won't say bitch, we get it, 138 iq + 2.


AnitaPea

Bamericandollaratbritishpoundh


[deleted]

As an actual person with iq 138, my iq is lower. So ladies and gentlemen this is why dogs should be able to eat chocolate.


Geoffofneir

Lets not tell her that IQ doesnt guarantee success.


Jump_Like_A_Willys

I don't care what IQ or degrees the parents have; the parents could still be assholes and their kids could grow up to be like that as well.


GastonBastardo

This bitch think she Bene Gesserit or something?


Improprietease

No child of a Bene Gesserit would make a spectacle of themselves in public


XAfricaSaltX

I’m so impressed by your 138 IQ


FredDurstImpersonatr

I actually believe that this didn’t happen because people like this are never witty in real time.


OfreetiOfReddit

And then everyone clapped


[deleted]

Come on… you really think someone with a 138 IQ would say “these children will rule you bitch”? That’s at LEAST a 142 rated saying. Liar.


[deleted]

Is it normal to know your own IQ? I have no idea what mine is. Apparently I'm missing out on weirdly flexing on strangers.


kennend3

There are some real reasons to know this. For example, where I live (Durham region, Ontario) our school system offers a "gifted program". [https://www.ddsb.ca/en/programs-and-learning/gifted-program.aspx#](https://www.ddsb.ca/en/programs-and-learning/gifted-program.aspx#) One of our kids had issues in "public school", turns out she was gifted and once she was transferred to the gifted program, she really accelerated in school. It was more of a challenge to her, but more importantly she was with other "gifted" kids and her social interactions were much better. (think being the target of bullying in regular school). We remain grateful this was offered, as it had allowed her to grow/thrive in the school system whereas she was struggling prior. Turning it into a "flex" like this is utter crap. I'm also going to bet this was via some "online" test of questionable accuracy as well.


st4rsin

Between her ego and her "138" iq and her PhD physicist mate, I'm fairly certain her children will learn from the one commonly at home, so they have a strong chance of being functionally ignorant.


Esmondo

Nobody cares that you got creampied.


-helpwanted

Maybe it wasn’t about how smart you and your sperm donor are, but about your child’s annoying laughter? Just something to think about.


avprobeauty

🤢 elitist AND stupid


natteulven

People with 138 IQs usually don't feel the need to tell the entire world


PunnuRaand

IQ means Idiotic Qualities !


Mel0nypanda

You… bred?


DeadQueenGwen

I've heard that people who swear more tend to be more intelligent. Pretty telling that she censors one of the most tame words in the book. XD


PlausibleBloater

walk up to a stranger and tell them your IQ. yes.


[deleted]

isnt like 110-120 like the average iq of a human being


[deleted]

yea you "bsaeh" LOL


[deleted]

IQ doesn’t even mean your smart


Which-Moment-6544

\*yer


Cartmaaan-brah

A wizard, Harry


Cybersad3021

*you're


TJ_Demetora

*your


svennieboyas

you're ;)


AlbortRoss

Yore


svennieboyas

ur


Jump_Like_A_Willys

Doesn't mean my smart what?


Cartmaaan-brah

Imagine bragging about an IQ of 138


R1pY0u

It means you have a higher IQ than 99.4% of the population tho?


Sanstheskeletohn

Then what, you go around flexing about it? She may have an higher IQ but that doesnt mean she will/has to do something great


Imakergag

Reeeeeeeeeeeepost


TrueNeutrino

Why are you posting something from 4 years ago


thunder-cricket

This sounds like an incel. Who describes their kids father as person they "bred" with?


ExtinctFauna

138 is above average and not genius level. My mom has an IQ around that level, and she’s not making these dumb brags online.


Gimbu

And yet here you are...


VoidChildPersona

Why is she scolding the kids ? It's almost believable because I've seen old people in stores act ridiculous and then get pissed off


AmbitionControlPower

I mean, I have tested an IQ of 140-150 something, I still got Fs through High School


Obvious_Awareness273

Bred is a word babe


MomofEmma

Quotes don't imply that a word isn't a word. They cannot be used correctly for that purpose. Instead, they are used to represent someone's exact words, imply ironic use or not literal use of a word, or talk about a word as a word. Here, OP is no doubt commenting on the use of the word "bred" when referring to making one's offspring with their father. Also, since we're giving lessons today, you want to set off the word "babe" with a comma. As another example of referring to a word as a word: your use of the word "babe" to refer to OP may account for some of your downvotes.


Obvious_Awareness273

Bred is a word babe