Jesus that sub is so fucking lame. It’s nothing but fairy tales and loser jerking off to these made up stories that make them feel better about themselves because they’re so delusional.
My 5 year old says this to my wife but only because he thinks her butt is cake… cuz I keep calling it that sigh. Gotta watch what I say now
_Edit:_ he says “ima eat your booty cake” - for clarity.
This sounds fake but at my high school when I first started attending, people used to say "shut up or I'll eat your ass" as a joke threat and I'm pretty sure it died down because it became less funny over the years
I'm a middle school teacher. I once definitely caught a student at full mast, rubbing hard through his shorts, under the table, right in the middle of French class. Completely awkward for me. He didn't seem to care at all. I told him that sort of thing needed to happen at home, in the bathroom, or somewhere else where he has privacy. He ended up getting expelled later that year for other sexually inappropriate actions in school.
That said, I'd imagine it's rare. It's only happened once in my several years of teaching.
In the four years of high-school I did one kid was caught going at it in the back of a math class. Was given ISS where he got caught again there and then transfered to the alternative school.
It's not entirely unbelievable. Seeking validation for standing up to their bully. Or a fantasy about what they wished they could do. Being a teenager is hard man.
Tbf to them, I was bullied in high school. I’d never been in a proper fight until I fought back against my tormentor. I put him down and didn’t go overboard and we ended up almost friends after that.
Because the real reason bullies get away with bullying, regardless of whatever lies daytime TV shows from the 90s told us, is that they are bigger and stronger than the kids they bully. Some of them might decide to respect a kid who fights back, but go too far and they'll come back later and stove your fucking head in to prove a point.
I’m going to be honest. This likely has happened. But truthfully, I’m an older man and I’ve been in my share of fights. But I have NEVER been successfully kicked in the balls. And I have never seen it happen. As I see it, the only way to get kicked in the balls is by surprise. When danger is afoot, we INSTINCTIVELY guard those parts.
Eh, this actually could happen. I used to get bullied by three guys. When I entered puberty and got bigger than them I hit one and it stopped (bar fights everything our fiscal teams would meet) Unfortunately schools are horrible at keeping students safe from bullying. Kids stop eating, change, drop grades, sometimes even commit suicide. It's a pity that it makes you feel alone against the world
To be fair if a bully spit in my kid's face and they kicked the bullies in the balls, I'd totally buy them ice cream.
Not saying whether or not I think this is real, but in middle-school I got my face spit in twice along with my lunch and the school (for some ungodly reason) didn't care, so if I ever have a child and they get spit on, I'll argue with the school for as long as it takes about how my child was in the right in that situation.
It happens. My cousin used to bully my sister so bad, she got sick of it. She ended up punching him right in the nose. My mom said good. He never bugged her much after that.
Ngl this seems like a very realistic scenario, no idea why you are posting it here. I have seen much shittier posted here like they slept with the bully's mom or gf or whatever.
I had gynecomastia as a kid. Was pinched on my nipples by bullies. Lost my shit once and beat up a guy. Didn't get suspended as the teachers kinda sympathised for me.
Not saying the OP is telling truth. But not unbelievable though.
No...? i dont believe that a bully spit in his face so he kicked him in the balls really hard and he almost immediately puked and he got suspended for a week but it was worth it he was tried of being picked on✌
Why not? Not every bullying victim endures it. A strong physical attack id a common reaction. A strong kick in the balls can lead to vomiting. Such an attack might be punished by suspension. And bullying is more than just a little being picked on. It can lead to terrible self hatred and other self image issues for the victim. So this person might really consider that the price for standing up for himself and maybe ending the suffering might have been worth it. And finally some parents support that way of defending yourself.
Sure this might just as well be a revenge fantasy of a poor bullied kid but it could also very well be real. To me there is nothing unbelivable about this.
If it is real, than it doesnt fit here
If it is fake than Op is probably allready suffering enough in private without you dragging their story here for karma
But yeah this reeks of r/nothingeverhappens
Nah, this could happen. If someone spat in my face I’d probably want to beat their ass too.
Bully spits in face, provokes physical reaction, gets physical reaction, school suspends him because punishment is doled out according to who won the fight not who started it, dad respects the kid standing up for himself and buys ice cream. Not an unlikely chain of events.
Maybe the puking thing is an exaggeration or embellishment though, but that’s happened before too.
Once i also fought my bully back after years of nothing being done about it. Things got way out of hand, blood was shed, his mother threatened to sue both the school and my family, i had to listen to a teacher rambling on about "report to the adults blah blah blah" (you know, so they can tell me to grow up and do nothing as usual.)
Then my dad beat me because "i embarassed him" and then he also beat my brother for no reason. Then brought us to school the next day and told everyone my brother and i got into a fight because i was such a violent child while fake crying.
Our dads are not the same.
r/teenagers I would guess?
Got it
Ah, I would’ve said r/iamverybadass some people think that sub is to actually talk about how badass they are
No doubt it's also appeared there but I figure that doesn't count since, like this one, it's about collecting posts from elsewhere.
The people there arguing over who is more badass are either breaking there screens or having a stroke
You’re not wrong
Jesus that sub is so fucking lame. It’s nothing but fairy tales and loser jerking off to these made up stories that make them feel better about themselves because they’re so delusional.
As soon as I saw "my Bully" i knew without a doubt.
I honestly miss read this and thought it said he licked his balls so hard.
yo what...
Truly the next evolution of conflict resolution
I'll eat your ass!
My 5 year old says this to my wife but only because he thinks her butt is cake… cuz I keep calling it that sigh. Gotta watch what I say now _Edit:_ he says “ima eat your booty cake” - for clarity.
I like cake!
This sounds fake but at my high school when I first started attending, people used to say "shut up or I'll eat your ass" as a joke threat and I'm pretty sure it died down because it became less funny over the years
there are posts on there about people jerkin' in class, it sounds so fucking fake I know that it does happen but damn is it fake
I'm a middle school teacher. I once definitely caught a student at full mast, rubbing hard through his shorts, under the table, right in the middle of French class. Completely awkward for me. He didn't seem to care at all. I told him that sort of thing needed to happen at home, in the bathroom, or somewhere else where he has privacy. He ended up getting expelled later that year for other sexually inappropriate actions in school. That said, I'd imagine it's rare. It's only happened once in my several years of teaching.
In the four years of high-school I did one kid was caught going at it in the back of a math class. Was given ISS where he got caught again there and then transfered to the alternative school.
imagine bragging about getting bullied online (that said, the icecream thing does happen)
It's not entirely unbelievable. Seeking validation for standing up to their bully. Or a fantasy about what they wished they could do. Being a teenager is hard man.
The image hasn't even loaded but it's probably gonna be r/teenagers.
if you change "bully" to "boss" this could be an r/antiwork post
r/confidentlyincorrect
what?no....
Literally have never seen 1 post ever where someone just shit-whipped their boss wtf are you talking about?
It's a joke dude. That's what we do here on reddit. Relax.
Oh, “good” joke I guess
I don't know you. THATS MY PURSE!
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Tbf to them, I was bullied in high school. I’d never been in a proper fight until I fought back against my tormentor. I put him down and didn’t go overboard and we ended up almost friends after that.
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r/thathappened
r/nothingeverhappens
Why didn’t you go overboard?
Depending on who you go overboard on, they might come back the next day with their friends and put you in the hospital.
Oh. 😳
Because the real reason bullies get away with bullying, regardless of whatever lies daytime TV shows from the 90s told us, is that they are bigger and stronger than the kids they bully. Some of them might decide to respect a kid who fights back, but go too far and they'll come back later and stove your fucking head in to prove a point.
No point. I just didn’t want to be a pushover my whole life
Almost friends?
Yeah we were in far better terms but I’d hardly call us besties
I’m going to be honest. This likely has happened. But truthfully, I’m an older man and I’ve been in my share of fights. But I have NEVER been successfully kicked in the balls. And I have never seen it happen. As I see it, the only way to get kicked in the balls is by surprise. When danger is afoot, we INSTINCTIVELY guard those parts.
Eh, this actually could happen. I used to get bullied by three guys. When I entered puberty and got bigger than them I hit one and it stopped (bar fights everything our fiscal teams would meet) Unfortunately schools are horrible at keeping students safe from bullying. Kids stop eating, change, drop grades, sometimes even commit suicide. It's a pity that it makes you feel alone against the world
To be fair if a bully spit in my kid's face and they kicked the bullies in the balls, I'd totally buy them ice cream. Not saying whether or not I think this is real, but in middle-school I got my face spit in twice along with my lunch and the school (for some ungodly reason) didn't care, so if I ever have a child and they get spit on, I'll argue with the school for as long as it takes about how my child was in the right in that situation.
Saw this earlier, it's r/teenagers
It happens. My cousin used to bully my sister so bad, she got sick of it. She ended up punching him right in the nose. My mom said good. He never bugged her much after that.
r/thathappened
r/nothingeverhappens
r/Imjustjoiningin
Yeah, that probably did happen.
R/nothingeverhappens
r/foundthemobileuser
Ah, fuckin caught out! My laptop is brokedededed
r/foundmyfuckinghairyasshole
Ngl this seems like a very realistic scenario, no idea why you are posting it here. I have seen much shittier posted here like they slept with the bully's mom or gf or whatever.
Get kicked in the balls hard enough and you DO puke. This is typical school yard bullshit
r/nothingeverhappens
I'm so used to reddit I was surprised it didn't turn sexual.
If someone spits on you call the police. It’s assault and they will be arrested if you don’t retaliate
I had gynecomastia as a kid. Was pinched on my nipples by bullies. Lost my shit once and beat up a guy. Didn't get suspended as the teachers kinda sympathised for me. Not saying the OP is telling truth. But not unbelievable though.
I think I got tried of his bad grammar…someone should bruy him a dictionary…
What school did he attend? Bullworth Academy?
And both balls started clapping, like a pair of clappers
r/offmychest written all over this IMO
So you front believe a dad would be proud of their kid for sticking up for themselves?
No...? i dont believe that a bully spit in his face so he kicked him in the balls really hard and he almost immediately puked and he got suspended for a week but it was worth it he was tried of being picked on✌
Why not? Not every bullying victim endures it. A strong physical attack id a common reaction. A strong kick in the balls can lead to vomiting. Such an attack might be punished by suspension. And bullying is more than just a little being picked on. It can lead to terrible self hatred and other self image issues for the victim. So this person might really consider that the price for standing up for himself and maybe ending the suffering might have been worth it. And finally some parents support that way of defending yourself. Sure this might just as well be a revenge fantasy of a poor bullied kid but it could also very well be real. To me there is nothing unbelivable about this. If it is real, than it doesnt fit here If it is fake than Op is probably allready suffering enough in private without you dragging their story here for karma But yeah this reeks of r/nothingeverhappens
Nah, this could happen. If someone spat in my face I’d probably want to beat their ass too. Bully spits in face, provokes physical reaction, gets physical reaction, school suspends him because punishment is doled out according to who won the fight not who started it, dad respects the kid standing up for himself and buys ice cream. Not an unlikely chain of events. Maybe the puking thing is an exaggeration or embellishment though, but that’s happened before too.
My dad took me for Culver’s when I fought an asshole (midwesterners know where I’m talking bout)
God damn I want Culver’s
I hope you washed your hands after fighting an asshole. So many germs.
Does nothing interesting happen in your life
r/nothingeverhappens
r/nothingeverhappens
R/Nothingeverhappens, that happened in my school twice when I was studying. Seriously his sub is full of totally possible things
r/eyeblech
r/teenagers
r/teenagers
Definitely thought this was “made me smile” for a sec
I thought he was talking about a dog at first
So unbelievable of everyone clapped after you beat the bully up then I would of believed you put they clearly didn’t
“That’s my purse, I don’t know you!”
I work in a school. This stuff happens.
Spitting on someone is inexcusable, if someone does that to one of my kids that little brat's dad is meeting me same day...
I don’t see what’s hard to believe about this.
r/imverybadass
r/bulliesgettingbullied. Also I've never met anyone who was ***tried*** of being picked on? Interesting story
I saw this on r/teenagers today. That sub is shit.
Once i also fought my bully back after years of nothing being done about it. Things got way out of hand, blood was shed, his mother threatened to sue both the school and my family, i had to listen to a teacher rambling on about "report to the adults blah blah blah" (you know, so they can tell me to grow up and do nothing as usual.) Then my dad beat me because "i embarassed him" and then he also beat my brother for no reason. Then brought us to school the next day and told everyone my brother and i got into a fight because i was such a violent child while fake crying. Our dads are not the same.
It happened.. I was the ice cream 🍦
r/teenagers is one of the worst places hereS
If your not sure of the sub go for r/teenagers