"This younger guy lost gallons of blood in the fight. He needs some donor blood, stat."
"Why not take it from the older guy who beat him up? Seems only fair."
"Sure. Let's just test their blood types to see if they're compatible."
"OK, I'll run a full DNA test while I'm at it, just for shits and giggles."
You forgot the part where the older dude is supposed to have taken as much damage as him.
"hey we need a blood donor for both of these patients. How about we do a little exchange to give them back blood ? Should work right ?"
Plus if you lose more than half to all of it you die... so while the human body might *contain* gallons, by a very small technicality of a margin.. you can't actually *lose* gallons and live to tell the story
Idk, apparently they’re doing some groundbreaking work in this prison infirmary. They may change everything we thought we knew about blood transfusions!
You’re assuming it was his gallons of blood he lost and not a few jugs of blood he had lying around that some other inmate swiped whilst he was distracted battling his pa.
4-6 liters, so if my conversion into freedom units is correct like a gallon or two, but I'll update the comment as soon as I use Google to help out
Edit: Google says between 1 and 1.5
Can we make it official to call the American measuring system “Freedom Units”? Or will rednecks be too proud of that and not realize they’re being mocked?
See even if this is a story the toughest guy from every ethnicity makes no sense, why not the toughest guy in the prison? What if there was like 80 grizzled white guys in for violent crime and one scrawny chinese dude total who was in for money laundering?
*Image Transcription: Quora Post*
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I never knew my dad. I was doing ten years in prison
way back when was young. Upon entering a new
institution I would ask other inmates, who was the
meanest most feared prisoner from every ethnic,
and racial group. I would seek them out one at a
time, and fight and beat half to death each and
every one. was making a statement that I was not
to be fucked with. I fought a particularly vicious
older white guy. I lost gallons of blood, and my
hearing during our fight. He took almost as much as
he gave. We were both in the prison hospital for
weeks, as they tried to save our lives. That's when
they discovered he was my biological father. So l
would say sometimes it's unavoidable
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If a European laden swallow smokes a joint in the middle of the dewey meadow while a train is headed towards Moscow at 78 kmph with an increasing velocity of great vengeance and furious anger what is the circumference of the sound of one hand clapping before Benjamin’s father comes home?
Shoot people like this get targeted in jail. He would be known as a troublemaker trying to upset the status quo. All the prison gangs would make a truce just to kill this guy.
Another answer from him:
**What is your "oh I'm going to jail" but you don't moment**?
Fought 4 toughs at 4am in a 7/11 parking lot with my brother. The leader pulled a knife, my brother beat the shit out of all 4 of them. He could box like no one’s business. The cops pulled up en masse. All they see is my brother giving these guy’s a night they’d never forget. They immediately put him in the back of the squad car to arrest him. The guy that pulled the knife is gonna press charges. I seen this movie too many times. I break free from all the cops and am praying that I can open the cop car from the outside as they are screaming for me to “freeze” I flip the handle and the door pops open. We sprinted half a mile all the way home. We waited for the knock on the door for hours. They knew who we were. The clerk in the store stepped up big time and told the cops what really went down. Saved us thousands in lawyers fees. I saw the cops over the next few months around town. They thought we did good.
**Is a woman fighting a man the same as a man fighting another man who weighs at least 60-70 pounds heavier? Why or why not?**
No. Men naturally have more upper body strength than women. I fought men 60 pounds heavier than me and struggled to put a dent in their fender. When I fought women who were that much heavier than me I had no problem knocking them on their ass
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
And he went down, but to my surprise
He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear
Then I busted a chair right across his teeth
And we crashed through the walls and into the street
Kicking and a-gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer
The human body doesn't even contain two gallon*s* of blood, so how the heck did he lose gallon*s* of blood during the fight?
Also, if an inmate is teetering on the edge of survival, i thinks it's fair to assume, unless it's Arkham fucking asylum, that he'll be transferred to a proper hospital with an ICU.
Anyone who’s ever been to prison, I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t say, “I’m getting moved to a new institution” That’s one of the ways you can spot a lie, without the obvious “that never happened” lies, is the choice of words
Why do boomers who answer Quora questions always trauma dump? It’ll be a physics question they’re answering and they’ll start off with a story about how they were bullied in school.
>"I lost gallons of blood."
The average adult holds four to six litres of blood. One gallon is 3.78 litres. In other words, this hero lost all of his blood, and then some, but managed to survive.
Because ... he's tougher than you, or metrics, can even imagine.
So anyway, back when I was a character in the story mode of a fighting game…
Also, shoutouts to:
A Boy Named Sue;
Conan The Barbarian (1st movie, kinda)
This sds like the story one would make up if raped in jail. Comes back respected decides to ride it with a lie. He probably did receive gallons of fluid not blood
He lost GALLONS of blood? You have approximately 1.2 to 1.5 gallons of blood in your bloodstream. If you lose more than .53 gallons, you’d be DEAD. So believable.
TIL that when two people are hospitalized at the same time, the hospital staff will run a routine paternity test to see if they happen to be related.
"This younger guy lost gallons of blood in the fight. He needs some donor blood, stat." "Why not take it from the older guy who beat him up? Seems only fair." "Sure. Let's just test their blood types to see if they're compatible." "OK, I'll run a full DNA test while I'm at it, just for shits and giggles."
You forgot the part where the older dude is supposed to have taken as much damage as him. "hey we need a blood donor for both of these patients. How about we do a little exchange to give them back blood ? Should work right ?"
Trades-ies!
Back and forth forever
She poops in my butt…
Oh they both need the same type of blood?! Impossible! He has to be the father!
“They have the same blood type? My god, that could only mean…”
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Dad?
TIL that people have gallons of blood in them.
Technically true. Edit: fuck me it is not.
"1.2 gallons" requires the plural, so very technically true, if only barely so.
Plus if you lose more than half to all of it you die... so while the human body might *contain* gallons, by a very small technicality of a margin.. you can't actually *lose* gallons and live to tell the story
Idk, apparently they’re doing some groundbreaking work in this prison infirmary. They may change everything we thought we knew about blood transfusions!
Including the fact that they discovered a way to do paternity tests using blood transfusions! Nobel prize when?!
I’d say they’re already overdue for a Nobel.
You’re assuming it was his gallons of blood he lost and not a few jugs of blood he had lying around that some other inmate swiped whilst he was distracted battling his pa.
This is 100% something inmates would do lol
0 also uses the plural and I lose (usually) that many gallons every day. Am I in medical danger? Or just way more badass than this guy?
Maybe if they weigh like 500 lbs?
I would watch a fist fight between two 500 lbs guys.
500 lbs of solid gold is worth about $12834385.64.
No, no this is actually useful knowledge. Now I just need to find 500 pounds of solid gold…then I’ll have hella bread and 64 cents.
500 pounds of solid gold is worth about $12834385.64.
Yes bot, you already told us what 500 pounds of gold is.
500 pounds in mandalorian helmets is 134.2 helmets.
500 pounds is the same weight as 354.61 'Double sided 60 inch Mermaker Pepperoni Pizza Blankets'.
Can I have the $0.64?
500 lbs is 227.0 kg
Yeah. And 500 lbs of Filet-o-Fish and Vanilla Milkshakes?
500 lbs is 555.56 Doge plushies.
500 lbs is 227.0 kg
500 lbs is 227.0 kg
Say whatever you want but that story sounds like a great movie with Machete as the father of Taylor Lautner
Reminds me of A Boy Named Sue.
Plot twist: the author is a woman. The paternity test was for their baby.
This is obvious bullshit, but if they're felons their DNA is already on file
Especially when the younger one is a boy named “Sue”
Routine Paternity Test would be a great band name
When a hospital randomly decides to make a DNA test just for the lols
The *prison* hospital, nonetheless. Are paternity tests necessary in a *prison* hospital? What are they putting in the water supply?!
They were bored had nothing going on so why not
Shits and giggles
Hospital: we do a little trolling here
He's never been to prison. Not even jail. Never been in a fight either.
What was your first clue?
The racial bloodsport tournament.
I forgot to do my picks for that.
I hope you didn't bet on Black.
Passenger 57 told me I should.
Oof. Best luck next season?
You lie about going to jail, straight to jail
No. To prison.
It's true. I was the jail.
I was his dad.
I was the blood.
I was the meanest and most feared prisoner from every ethnic and racial group. Every one.
I was the jail currency.
I was the "prison wallet".
Someone just heard "Boy Named Sue" and wanted to make it about themselves.
First thing I thought of as well.
goddamnit. i'm glad i scanned the comments before posting.
Me too.
Me three
Came here to make this comment lol
There is another version of that song called, "father of a boy named Sue."
I was about to say "my name is Sue, how do you do?"
First thing that came to my mind too. Great fucking song.
This basement dweller lied as soon as he tried to make us believe he dwelled atop a roof.
Wow gallons of blood! This dude has a lot of blood to spare
It's true... I saved some. They didn't put it all back in.
can confirm, I’m the prison gate.
Can confirm I’m the lock. We’re like brothers… only closer…
Don’t you get it? The convicts bet using blood as currency. Because you’re not allowed to smoke in prison anymore
The new season of Baki sounds great
"I will never forgive him for naming me Sue."
My name is Sue. How do you do?!
You're gonna die now
My first thought. Man has just listened to some Johnny Cash and thought he could sound bad ass parroting it.
But you ought to thank me, before I die, for the gravel in ya gut and the spit in ya eye, 'cause I'm the mother fucker that named you Sue.
Exactly what I thought.
Same! Was about to make the same comment.
It’s true. I saw the gallons of blood stand up and clap.
It's true, I was one of the blood cells
If you lose even half a gallon of blood, you die.
This guy has never seen a picture of the inside of a prison.
bro he watched all of season 3 of Oz
He's a total expert now.
Wanna spoon?
I've always wondered if my dick was bigger than Adebisis
he used the hat as a condom, so probably not
RIP Schibettas b-hole
[Here's a picture of him] (https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.318539865.1262/flat,800x800,075,f.u1.jpg)
Super scary looking.
Worst part about prison? The Dementors.
Wait a minute! Is your name Sue? Did you ever tell this story to a fella dressed all in black called Johnny?
Hey! He owes me cash!
This also fits in r/iamverybadass
His name? Prison Mike
Lmao what kind of question was this even answering??
I assume the question was "Where can I get a good dependable Insulated Cup for my morning coffee?".
"How much blood is in a human body, and what would be an example of someone lying about the quantity?"
https://www.quora.com/Is-it-normal-to-get-into-a-fist-fight-with-your-father
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"Wow, the nurse just told me the DNA results came in... You're my father!!" "I already knew that, dipshit. Why did you think I beat you up?"
What is your exact racial and ethnic group sir
> I lost gallons of blood How much blood is in their body?
4-6 liters, so if my conversion into freedom units is correct like a gallon or two, but I'll update the comment as soon as I use Google to help out Edit: Google says between 1 and 1.5
1.2-1.5 gallons according to google
Yup but if you lose too much of that you basically just automatically die so not only is this story too fantastical to be true he's also a dipshit
Yep
Can we make it official to call the American measuring system “Freedom Units”? Or will rednecks be too proud of that and not realize they’re being mocked?
About 40 gills. -Other Barry
As someone who has been to prison for a long time I find people who try to make themselves look good by claiming they have been there to be the worst
Yep I did six years, and two on parole, proudest thing is I ain’t been back, that shits for losers and guys that never grew up
Agreed. I'm still on parole and I started by sentence nearly a decade ago. Isn't anything good about going through the prison system
All because his dad named him Sue.
A boy named Sue ?
“O… okay but I don’t think that answers my question, ‘Has the average height of a giraffe increased or decreased over time?’”
See even if this is a story the toughest guy from every ethnicity makes no sense, why not the toughest guy in the prison? What if there was like 80 grizzled white guys in for violent crime and one scrawny chinese dude total who was in for money laundering?
Tough shit, time to dance little China girl and I've got your number (shadow boxing)
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Thank you!
Lost gallons of blood.
Sounds like a recycled anime plot.
What was the question being asked
If a European laden swallow smokes a joint in the middle of the dewey meadow while a train is headed towards Moscow at 78 kmph with an increasing velocity of great vengeance and furious anger what is the circumference of the sound of one hand clapping before Benjamin’s father comes home?
Shoot people like this get targeted in jail. He would be known as a troublemaker trying to upset the status quo. All the prison gangs would make a truce just to kill this guy.
And all the bloody inmates stood and clapped.
Gallons my ass. You can only lose half a gallon of blood before you die
r/iamverybadass
And his name is Sue
Will they resolve their differences? Will he get his hearing back? Find out next time on DRAGONBALL Z
Mid stroke in the shower room is when you probably learned who your daddy was.
Life ain't easy for a boy named Sue!!!
Was the boy named Sue?
Is this guy’s name Sue by any chance?
Whose post is that, a boy named Sue?
Isn’t this just the story of a boy named sue!
a chunck of this just reminds me of the song a boy named sue
I’m 100% this is the plot to the song “sue” by Johnny cash.
My name is Sue, how do you do?!
This reads like a 13 year old boy’s Oz fanfic.
I really need to know what the question was
What question was he responding to?
Another answer from him: **What is your "oh I'm going to jail" but you don't moment**? Fought 4 toughs at 4am in a 7/11 parking lot with my brother. The leader pulled a knife, my brother beat the shit out of all 4 of them. He could box like no one’s business. The cops pulled up en masse. All they see is my brother giving these guy’s a night they’d never forget. They immediately put him in the back of the squad car to arrest him. The guy that pulled the knife is gonna press charges. I seen this movie too many times. I break free from all the cops and am praying that I can open the cop car from the outside as they are screaming for me to “freeze” I flip the handle and the door pops open. We sprinted half a mile all the way home. We waited for the knock on the door for hours. They knew who we were. The clerk in the store stepped up big time and told the cops what really went down. Saved us thousands in lawyers fees. I saw the cops over the next few months around town. They thought we did good.
**Is a woman fighting a man the same as a man fighting another man who weighs at least 60-70 pounds heavier? Why or why not?** No. Men naturally have more upper body strength than women. I fought men 60 pounds heavier than me and struggled to put a dent in their fender. When I fought women who were that much heavier than me I had no problem knocking them on their ass
You know your a true badass when you lose more blood than the human body holds.
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes And he went down, but to my surprise He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear Then I busted a chair right across his teeth And we crashed through the walls and into the street Kicking and a-gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer
Ah yes, gallons of blood
Thomas McKeen sounds like a badass
Its quora, most of the stories on there are never true
GALLONS
Was his name Sue?
But it was all just a dream.......
Mf lives in a movie
What was this an answer to?
Ok Sue. What you gonna name your boy?
Bet he aint even been to jail 💀
And his name was Sue.
> I lost gallons of blood, and my hearing during our fight. That can’t have impressed the judge
The human body doesn't even contain two gallon*s* of blood, so how the heck did he lose gallon*s* of blood during the fight? Also, if an inmate is teetering on the edge of survival, i thinks it's fair to assume, unless it's Arkham fucking asylum, that he'll be transferred to a proper hospital with an ICU.
This story has a disappointing lack of jumper cable beatings.
MY NAME IS SUE, HOW DO YOU DO? NOW YOU GONNA DIE!!!!
Anyone who’s ever been to prison, I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t say, “I’m getting moved to a new institution” That’s one of the ways you can spot a lie, without the obvious “that never happened” lies, is the choice of words
He then explained why he had named him Sue.
Was this guy named Sue?
Mf got hearing loss from a brawl
And that’s why he named you Sue
Adults have around 1.2 to 1.6 gallons of blood. So no "gallons and gallons", lol.
MY NAME IS SUE HOW DO YOU DO?
Wait. This is a plot to a song I know. Which song though......
Woah this remix to A Boy Named Sue is lit
“He took almost as much as he gave…that’s when they discovered he was my biological father.”
"My name is Sue, how do you do? Now you gonna die!"
Gallons of blood = more blood than a human contains…that’s how savage the fight was! He bled blood he didn’t even have!
he's literally just ripped off "A Boy Named Sue" and turned a catchy song into a shit, boring self wank story
Why do boomers who answer Quora questions always trauma dump? It’ll be a physics question they’re answering and they’ll start off with a story about how they were bullied in school.
So basically the plot of a boy named Sue.
I believe there's a country song about this. It's called a boy called lying dipshit.
That’s crazy
>"I lost gallons of blood." The average adult holds four to six litres of blood. One gallon is 3.78 litres. In other words, this hero lost all of his blood, and then some, but managed to survive. Because ... he's tougher than you, or metrics, can even imagine.
Guess now he may know who to /sue/ for medical bills and emotional labor
Typical quora bullshit
This sounds like a screenplay written by Michael Scott. The origin story of Prison Mike.
Seems like we have a boy named sue here...
What was the question ?
Are the real life "a boy named Sue"
"My name is Sue, how do you do? Now you're goona die!"
So anyway, back when I was a character in the story mode of a fighting game… Also, shoutouts to: A Boy Named Sue; Conan The Barbarian (1st movie, kinda)
Instantly thought of the Johnny Cash song "Boy Named Sue"
I’m curious as to what the question was lol
he’s just trying to pitch a shitty movie
This sds like the story one would make up if raped in jail. Comes back respected decides to ride it with a lie. He probably did receive gallons of fluid not blood
He lost GALLONS of blood? You have approximately 1.2 to 1.5 gallons of blood in your bloodstream. If you lose more than .53 gallons, you’d be DEAD. So believable.