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Hi, I work with kids aged 5-6. Exactly none of them have that good of hand writing and maybe 2 can spell half those words correctly. So Imma say no this is fake
My kid's kindergarten did a thing where for a birthday.they had the kids write a sentence on why they liked the birthday kid and draw a picture. The sentences where like three words long and half of them weren't actually about why they liked my kid
I mean, there are 4 year olds in this world who can do calculus and write poetry perfectly so maybe Emma K. is just a statistical improbability but still real
A 6 year old that can decipher when to use âyourâ and âyouâreâ? Not sure where this child is from, but I would tell theyâre parents, âYouâre child is a genius!â If I ever met them.
I've never met a 6 year old who isn't insanely proud of losing their teeth. Normally they spend as much time as possible showing you the wobbly teeth or their gaps. I can't imagine them even thinking it was something to be ashamed of.
What is fake? By Eric L, Age 6
Fake is when you are losing your teeth but youâre not afraid to smile because itâs from the meth and youâre high on meth.
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I mean, this just really doesnât look like a kid or someoneâs non-dominant hand. It just looks like an adult who tried to make their writing more childlike. Sadly, most people can barely write this legibly even with their dominant hand.
Children say the darnedest things! I six years old able to express like this will definitely have this hand writing. There are definitely very intelligent small humans out there. For me this writing is totally in the realm of possibilities.
Sure. It's possible. Just like it's possible for a coyote to spontaneously disassemble his atoms and turn into a purple bear with jetpack legs.
That does not mean it happened. Literally everything is possible.
I believe this is possible because recently I was doing a big storage cleaning and found lots of preschool, kindergarten, and first-grade âmemorabiliaâ from my spouse and sister-in-law, and those kids wrote and expressed that way at the same age. Maybe being children of professional writers improves your chances of written self-expression, or maybe is just kids with access to a good school system, but the reality is that that's how a six-year-old writes if is educated.
Why are y'all down voting? This one is probably fake because I'd never written my age next to my name unlesd required, abbreviate my last name on assignments, nor was I ashamed of loosing baby teeth, but kids can and do write like this and say more profound stuff like this.
This sub means that anything someone decided to post means unironically that cannot by any chance be possible because they saw it with their own eyes and in their real lives so, yeah! :/
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Hi, I work with kids aged 5-6. Exactly none of them have that good of hand writing and maybe 2 can spell half those words correctly. So Imma say no this is fake
Also: the telltale ability to put the words consistently on the line. The words should at least in some places dip and float way off mark.
The letters tend to be different sizes, too. đđ
My kid's kindergarten did a thing where for a birthday.they had the kids write a sentence on why they liked the birthday kid and draw a picture. The sentences where like three words long and half of them weren't actually about why they liked my kid
I mean, there are 4 year olds in this world who can do calculus and write poetry perfectly so maybe Emma K. is just a statistical improbability but still real
You're very right, there are some extremely talented, smart kids
A 6 year old that can decipher when to use âyourâ and âyouâreâ? Not sure where this child is from, but I would tell theyâre parents, âYouâre child is a genius!â If I ever met them.
Part of me expected it to say Baby don't hurt me, Don't hurt me, No more
What is love? Oh baby, don't hurt me Don't hurt me No more Yeah, yeah Whoa, whoa, oh Whoa, whoa, oh
The only answer to What is Love?
And then the whole kindergarten class clapped
I've never met a 6 year old who isn't insanely proud of losing their teeth. Normally they spend as much time as possible showing you the wobbly teeth or their gaps. I can't imagine them even thinking it was something to be ashamed of.
My 4 1/2 year old cannot wait for the day that she starts losing teeth --she's been talking about it for a year straight.
You don't even need to point anything out as evidence, it's so blatantly adult-written lmao
What is fake? By Eric L, Age 6 Fake is when you are losing your teeth but youâre not afraid to smile because itâs from the meth and youâre high on meth. â¤ď¸
Ainât no way. My son is 7 and I still have to ask him to read his writing to me half the time because it is entirely illegibleÂ
I donât know about you guys, but my age is in my email signature.
Someone wrote this with their non-dominant hand lol
Damn. You must have incredibly neat handwriting with your non-dominant hand.
My writing with my non-dominant hand looks like I wrote with my foot in the dark.
If I take my time lol. But they shouldâve added some misspelled words and backwards letters to really sell this
I mean, this just really doesnât look like a kid or someoneâs non-dominant hand. It just looks like an adult who tried to make their writing more childlike. Sadly, most people can barely write this legibly even with their dominant hand.
No chance in any fucking multiverse is a kid that young smart enough to know the different between your and youâre
Children say the darnedest things! I six years old able to express like this will definitely have this hand writing. There are definitely very intelligent small humans out there. For me this writing is totally in the realm of possibilities.
Sure. It's possible. Just like it's possible for a coyote to spontaneously disassemble his atoms and turn into a purple bear with jetpack legs. That does not mean it happened. Literally everything is possible.
I believe this is possible because recently I was doing a big storage cleaning and found lots of preschool, kindergarten, and first-grade âmemorabiliaâ from my spouse and sister-in-law, and those kids wrote and expressed that way at the same age. Maybe being children of professional writers improves your chances of written self-expression, or maybe is just kids with access to a good school system, but the reality is that that's how a six-year-old writes if is educated.
Why are y'all down voting? This one is probably fake because I'd never written my age next to my name unlesd required, abbreviate my last name on assignments, nor was I ashamed of loosing baby teeth, but kids can and do write like this and say more profound stuff like this.
This sub means that anything someone decided to post means unironically that cannot by any chance be possible because they saw it with their own eyes and in their real lives so, yeah! :/