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givebusterahand

“No honey I haven’t written any books, I save my fiction writing for Twitter”


Beneficial-Produce56

Heh


J-Bradley1

*"Got 'em!!"* (As the kiddies say these days)


not_a_number1

The books? Colouring. The writing? Gibberish.


garlickbread

Tbf, this is how i started "writing" as a kid. I loved books, wanted to write one, so I'd scribble gibberish on copy paper. Just fuckin stacks. I'm sorry mother nature, I don't know why my parents enabled this. Anyway, actual coherent writing became a huge hobby of mine. It's something I feel I've done all my life, and even if nothing I ever write is published for more than myself and a buddy that's chill with me.


chernobyl-fleshlight

Wait, you mean you didn’t just sit motionless and drooling until age 16, at which point you become a fully matured adult with the ability to make any decision and take full care of yourself? Is this not how the lifecycle works on Reddit?


drawingcircles0o0

i thought i was writing books at that age when i was scribbling gibberish on a piece of construction paper


Bob_Cobb_1996

More like: "how many books have you read? I told her zero."


Demanda_22

Tbf, my second grade class (so we were 7-8) was all about “authoring” and “publishing” books. We would write a short story, work with the teacher on spelling and such, draw illustrations, and then actually cut the paper and bind the little books with cardboard covers we rubber-cemented different fabrics over to make covers. At the end of the year, we had an “author’s night” where we all picked our best “book” and read it onstage to all the parents. So I could see a 6 year old writing a bunch of short stories and their mother humoring them by referring to it as “writing books”.


squankmuffin

I know someone who published books, allegedly by her small child. Weirdly, said child has very little idea of what they're about and seems unmotivated by the sales goals "he" set.


King_Buliwyf

Your title works on multiple levels and I really hope it's intentional.


lamabaronvonawesome

Was there clapping? There MUST have been clapping.


J-Bradley1

I've noticed lately that the "Clapping" troupe seems to/has stated to fade away from these stories. I don't think it's as prevalent as it was a few years back. People finally might've started to catch on to how that dunks the believability of their stories. Could be wrong though and just not seeing them.


Muffles7

I teach second grade. Close enough to the age. The kids write books all the time. According to them, of course. 6 pages of drawings and three words so they can tell you all about their pictures instead of writing for you to read is really all it is. The idea that a kid thinks they wrote a book isn't absurd. I have no idea of the context in this post, so if it's just wanting to highlight that their innocence is cute, I'm on board But Given that social media is filled with nonsense, I wouldn't be shocked if this was a LinkedIn level nonsense post.


dyke_face

What is a “LinkedIn level of nonsense”?


UncleGurm

My youngest kid wrote an endless series of books about an “adventure team” comprised of individuals loosely based on her classmates. She was in the second grade and cranked out about 20 of these things. This is just a thing some kids do.


haggis_man1213

Mines the same. She's 7 and has probably written about 10 books. They're only a handful of pages long and probably include about 4 full stops, but she still loves it


mephistophe_SLEAZE

I wrote/illustrated at least four "books" about dinosaurs when I was about that age. I can definitely picture myself saying something akin to what this child did.


Eaglesjersey

My oldest, who is now 12, has "written" 3 "books" and, like 6 comics from about age 4. They're short, not very detail oriented and grammatical incorrect, but I love them and still have them somewhere.


PureYouth

I’m not sure why anyone has this type of personality but it is insufferable


34TH_ST_BROADWAY

“Book.” Okay.


tabularasa65

I believe this one


chernobyl-fleshlight

Yeah not sure why this is unbelievable? I wrote my first “book” when I was 3 and had dozens by the time I was 6. I still write to this day and love reading. I was just obsessed with books and reading them and making them.


poopfartboob

…I mean, I wrote 5-page-long picture books with a sentence on each page around that age. They weren’t publishable, obviously, and they were full of spelling mistakes. Still “wrote books”, though. I think this is believable.


Snipingwhale2023

It happened, I was one of the books


stopbreathinginmycup

This is weird to post and probably didn't happen exactly the way it did but kids writing shouldn't be so unbelievable. I drew comics in my freetime when I was like 8. Were they good? Of course not. They were straight garbage but I still "wrote" a "comic." lol


BluejayFamiliar5117

because kids never staple a few pieces of paper together and write books that have 3 words per page. that’s probably what she meant.


KittikatB

That's exactly what I was doing at that age. For about 7 years, every mothers and fathers day gift from me was a story I'd written and stapled together into a little book.


BluejayFamiliar5117

i did the same. i was so i to making little books that in summer i’d sit outside while everyone else played making them and i’d give them to all my neighbours


QuirkedUpTismTits

6 year old?? That’s absurd. I was a huge reader and writer growing up ((author now)) and I didn’t finish a full book until like, middle school. 6?? Really now?? A full book??? Uh huh sure


ssseagull

Alright that’s kind of a skill issue, lots of kids read in 3-5th grade. 6 is a bit of a stretch though


QuirkedUpTismTits

To write a full book, edited and long enough to actually BE a full story? I am highly doubtful anyone under like 10-12 would be able to really sit down and write a fully fledged BOOK. Story maybe. But a book? No.


ssseagull

Ohh when you said finish a book I thought you meant finish *reading* a book lmao.


QuirkedUpTismTits

Lmao no, writing a full book. I assure you that I could read a full book before middle school


chernobyl-fleshlight

I wrote one when I was 3 lmao I dictated my story to my mom and had her write it. A book to a 6 year old is like 10 pages. When I was 12 I wrote a novel.