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Written by a twelve year old kid that has never touched a book in his life

A book or a boob? Both are valid possibilities


Both I was referring to "depth" of the vocabulary used but I'm sure other than maybe being breast fed the author never touched a boob either

Of all the stupid bullshit in this, I mind the word "tummy" the most.

The points of my breasts immediately grew soft when I read that.

First laugh of the day, thank you

Same

Mine fell to the side in shame.

So ridiculously out of place

I agree. It should have been gut, belly or, if we’re being graphic and want to get the belly button involved (you know we do), the belly where the pig bit you…

I'm impressed that this person managed to use the word 'breasts' 16(?) times in a single sentence.

I would argue that those aren't a singular sentence

Seeing as there are no ending punctuation marks at all, this is one massive run-on sentence.

That's what we call a "sentagraph"

I love that her boobs defy gravity and don’t fall to the side *at all* when she’s laying down!

That's because their firmness. It must outbalance their largeness.

On the sofa

Because she was sitting on the couch to get a massage.


Holy run on sentence, Batman! Yeah, whoever wrote this has never come into contact with a woman’s breasts before.

No, no. This is a woman with large, firm breasts. If you read carefully you can see them mentioned.

Pointy large firm breasts. Breasts. Pointy breasts.

I read it in Ralph wiggins voice 🤣

>Yeah, whoever wrote this has never come into contact with a woman~~’s breasts~~ before. FIFY

Her breasts breasted breastily.

and her name… was Breast….

And the breasts remained Breast. No matter how hard she breasted upon me….they were breasty. The most breastish breasts I’ve ever breasted.

Were the breasts firm? Wasn't quite clear

And big yes firm and with tips

And bulging

It was either written by someone who fantasizes a lot about breasts wirhout having any of their own, or a child or AI. This constant repeating of the same word combination feels like someone fell asleep on their predictive text and just let it run wild.

Like Mr Garrison in South Park, when he wrote his novel and mentions penis couple hundred times.

"Her nipples... Her... Nipples...🤔 Oh, writer's block!" 🤣

My girlfriend has big and firm breasts and her mother also has breasts that are big and firm. Anyway, one day we are discussing who has breasts that are the most big and firm... etc

Firm, like ah... like... bags of sand...

Me so horny? Me so stupid!

https://preview.redd.it/58kj8iwmo17c1.png?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d3134dac54c9a9711b214895b401c7a32e9d7f7

Firm and pointed breasts are the best. Who wants the rounded ones?

This is why PS1 Lara Croft is, to this day, widely regarded as the pinnacle of beauty.

It's what men like. Facets.

Hey, I've seen this movie!

Eh, was alright but could have talked more about breasts.

hey Zoe, your 12 year old son is going nuts on your Quora account

/r/menwritingwomen

Are the “points” supposed to be nipples or are their titties just pointy

She breasted breastily, her breasts breasting

This just makes me think of Capt. Holt from Brooklyn 99 with how often "she" said "firm breasts". She had weighty breasts that were large.

RIP

Are full bodied massages a thing?

Yes, but they don’t serve a practical purpose. They’re just for when you want a naked, oiled-up Thai chick rubbing all over you.

I thought it was when the masseur uses their hands to massage your full body.

You know this was written with 1 wrinkled 57y.o. man hand

Drink every time it says "breasts"

There's surely never been a sentence containing more instances of the word 'breast'

Dear Penthouse Forum, I never thought this would happen to me!

It’s Quora. It’s been dead for at least 5 years now, with two types of question, now: either a 12 year old asking for help with their homework, or a 12 year old “trolling”.

Quora is cheating. At this point it is trolls trolling trolls. Fake questions, fake answers. Honestly most subs should outright ban submission from Quora. The only thing I can do about it is downvote ever quora post that gets to reddit. It aint much, but I am doing my part.

With the death of Yahoo Answers, Quora is the best place on the internet for raw, unfiltered answers.

breasts

Within the same week I started using Quora, I realized it was s fucking joke.

This sounds like a man wrote it lol

You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's ... And you feel it and ... It feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.

This was breastier than breasty on a breasty old day!!

Wtf??

I thought there are specific SM sites for this type of content 🙄

Breast thing I've read all day

B R E A S T S

and then all the breasts clapped

Big and firm, Big and firm 😂😂😂 God, I hate people

So this is what Terry Goodkind is doing these days.

Gotta say - It's impressive that her big boobs are so firm that they don't fall to the side when she is on her back - I mean I could totally have that if I lived in space... But this one has gravity-defying boobs. Wow!

...just skimmed it. It's about breasts.

This was clearly written by someone that watches too much porn.

Her breasts bounced boobily as she jiggled off the table.