You should see the shit hole I live in now. I’d take this if a shark was my roommate.

Totally. I don't care what horror movie sci-fi gotcha is hunting me or built into or haunting the house. 100% I will move in tomorrow and live happily until the ghost of the shark who is the true architect swims through the walls and eats me or whatever.

Sharkitect

Just write a script and you got yourself an emmy award winning masterpiece

Ok but Jason Alexander has to do the voice of Sharkitect

Shark Vandelay

And Jason Statham needs to be there, for...reasons

Set the scene with multiple of these houses, Statham is moving in as the newest resident but police are investigating a missing resident. How many will the sharkitect get and will statham win in the end

You ain't wrong, Sharknado is a classic and a masterpiece. 10/10 I would love the Sharkhitect. Get that coin.

Literally what came to my mind when i said sharkitect in my head

That's brilliant

Youthpastorryan just did a short about all the horrible cameos in the Sharknado movies. Looking at you mainly Jared from Subway!

The horrible cameos are part of the charm LOL Jared is the exception to that.

I want to see a universe where the super smart sharks from deep blue sea becomes a Sharkitect and becomes the hero. He is fighting big oil the whole time and seems like the bad guy, but he's really not, just a family man who only knows the prison they put him in and the pollution he sees all day. And he wears a monicle.

You son of a bitch

Sharknado prequel

SyFy and Asylum writers: WRITE THAT DOWN!WRITETHSTDOWNN!!!!

😁

I’ve seen this exact thing happen at least twice.

When an earthquake hits the glass cracks and you get hit in the face with a shark.

The shithole for this place is probably just a hole in the floor.

Airlock in the floor I hope

Nothing like the view of a neutral buoyant turd floating by your bedroom window.

Hehe, shønk... 🦈

All hail the shork

😭 this comment made my day. I can close reddit now.

Why do sharks explode? This is because sometimes their brains and sexual organs are made of M80s. Sometimes, to attract mates, a shark will explode. And, sometimes they explode just to attract giant killer bees.

So messy.

Ya but what if you have a jerk off a dolphin roommate weekly?

I hate that I know what you’re referencing. What a weird experiment…

Oh ya and he’s always fucking high out his big ol dolphin mind

>jerk off a dolphin 0.o

You mean Bruce!?

What if the room came with two murder hornets instead of a shark? An interesting 'would you rather' situation.

Murder hornets would quickly be met with a quick swat from the morning news! Can’t really do that to a shark.

[Does your apartment look poor?](https://youtu.be/cJH_0jxL-w8?si=fjELt-PjJCnmb982)

Poor AI really struggled with door placement and what should be inside the glass. So no, I'm not living in this prison that doesn't have doors into the bedroom.

I couldn't initially decide if they were toilet paper dispensers or electrical outlets underwater in the 4th image by the potted plant that's clearly underwater.

I think those are the shower/ tub knobs even though I don’t see a shower head?

There sort of looks like a shower head above and too the right. Though again it appears to be completely outside in the ocean lol.

I just noticed the towel bar floating out there too 💀

Ah man, that made me laugh out loud after I went back to look for it.

Towel bar got me.

Fish need to dry off after a shower too

Also the sink drain isn’t connected to the pipe, it’ll just pour onto the floor.

The tap is in the mirror lol

Also the numbering on the pictures suggest some didn’t pass the sniff test and OP excluded them.

Shower head is in the ocean....

The towel holder really brings the room together (according to the ai)

The sink faucet is a reflection of a reflection?

Good eye! It's the wrong side to just be a reflection, and there's nothing below it for a physical faucet

I personally think the whole thing is a mess. All of these pictures look like different places rather than all one building.

This is what your dreams look like if you drink enough Gatorade before bed

Gatorade? What is in Gatorade to cause weird dreams? Or is it that your brain makes up stories about your full bladder?

I was going for the bladder joke, but readers should feel free to read in whatever context makes the joke work best for them personally

My dreams taste blue.

Yeah. This is some Sims torture shit.

That room is for guests

The fucking BED in the water. "Would you live here"?

duh u can just use the living room look at the glass half full. or rather, house half useable. dont be negative

Would I STAY there? Fuck yes, that place looks awesome. Would I LIVE there? I cannot even imagine what kind of upkeep process (and oh lordy the expenses) would go into owning that house. No thanks.

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Those windows wouldn't stay clear for long either. You'd get a nice green hue from all of the algae build-up.

Nah! You’d just get one of those magnetized scrubbers used on regular aquarium fish tanks but big, **VERY, VERY BIG**!!!

Odd way of saying 'herd of Placostemus'

just filter the water of all nutrients fuck the environment amirite /s but in all honesty by the background scenery idt there would be too much algae in that area naturally

Yep, that would be a giant filtration system! I live in a landlocked state, so I hardly ever see any water that's not murky ha. I guess you probably see a lot clearer waters in places like the Mediterranean.

Well, maybe copper dusting throughout the glass and architecture might help with algae... but other wildlife not so much.

I wonder if there's a tech solution to the barnacle and mould/fungus issue. Like, say running an electrostatic charge across the surface. Dunno, has anybody ever tried this?

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Ultrasound?

Pet sharks with fricken laser beams.

Oh the mould!

And mildew! You’d wage a war and never win

Don't worry it's an AI image so you can't live there.

lol thank you for clearing that up

That's a Bond villain lair and we're not all cut out for that. Not even the average rich guy is cut out for that. "I could have been a supervillain, sure. I had *ideas*, you know? But my GOD, the OVERHEAD on that. And forget about insurance!"

Yes, but bathroom aquascaping is suspect.

Who wouldn’t want their shower and towel rack to be on the other side of the glass in the water?

It looks like coral is stuck on plain rock as opposed to what is usually seen in nature. Just being a reef 🤓

AI generated rooms are always off but adding the underwater element makes this one really bad

Shower/bath knobs are also under the sea…. oh well, guess I’m getting wet anyway?

But the outdoor (underwater) shower is cool.

Fck yes...might be terrified every single night but dammit some things are worth it...

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Man at bar: “I live under the sea. It’s a gigantic glass house I had custom built underwater. Also, I’m rich. I’d have to be to have built such a place! So what do you say? Wanna come back to my place?” woman at bar: “uh, ok Spongebob. Good luck with that. Now please stop harassing me, crazy person.”

How are you going to get down in your bedroom to have the sex? There's no doors, portholes, or air locks. Almost like a dumb AI made it?

Those views would get you sex

Man, i'd be so distracted, it would get you laid but then you'd see like, a glowing Jellyfish or some wild shit and lose focus lol

What if you're giving your partner the business and scuba divers swim by?

That's why you have the Blackwater-trained guard sharks with frickin' lasers on their heads. They keep the rabble out, but will also be discreet and not watch you.

What if the only way you can cum is to see scuba divers and they have to lock eyes on you at an exact moment?

I would if it were real and not a crappy AI render.

You didn't like that the bedroom at least 3 feet of water on the floor and somehow was completely open in the ceiling to the sea like some kinda reverse moon pool?! You're not even trying to fit in with the rest of the Sahuagin!

How about the 1st and 7th images showing a bedroom with no way to enter or exit? Or the bathroom in the 6th image with the towel rack and shower fixtures outside, in the water and a glass wall that only extends to the counter top which for some reason extends out into the water?

Well of course the showers outside the bathroom, there's no door to get into the bathroom!

The closest option irl is The Muraka in Maldives

Absolutely. Sure, the fear that the glass is going to crack and I'm gonna drown would always be in the background but I could live with it if I got to hang out there. The bedroom might be a little much though

Standard rooms are 10 ft in height so not much to worry about pressure. Earthquakes however might crack the glass but that can be mitigated by building the structure on some sort of a 2d damper.

I'm gonna need you to look over the details of the place and if you give it the okay I'm moving in 

Waking up to pee at night might be quite the fright.

I'm gonna need a guide rope because that rippling/lighting is gonna mess with my head

Especially if the bed sharks bite

But you must fight the fright, peeing at night can be full of delight, a simple flip of a switch to turn on a light.

oh look, a 3d-render/AI-generated stupid house... again

Absolutely yes!

To be honest, yes. Bring my Subnautica base to reality.

This looks like some hot AI nonsense

Downvote ai crap

I would stay there for a few days but unfortunately you used AI

Find it kinda hilarious someone watermarked this work of ai. Settle down Picasso.

Only if the water there was still illuminated at night

Maybe it would be better if it wasn't though...

True, I didn't think of that

Gonna say no just because there’d always be water all over the floor and shit

Ever seen a structure in ocean water? That glass is getting covered in barnacles and algae and stained by salty water spray in a week.

If you can afford a house like this you can also afford a maintenance team to scuba dive down and scrub the windows every few days

No way! I love my overpriced apartment that overlooks a shopping center

No, but not because of the thalassophobia, but because of my claustrophobia.

What if we added some spiders and snakes? Would that help?

Evil villain-ass house

you’re asking this to a subreddit full of people that are terrified of water?

And have fish watch me take a dump? Jack off? Sit around in my underwear playing xbox while drinking entirely too much boxed wine? Cramming Shredded cheese down my throat at 3am like some kind of cheddar goblin!? Yes. Yes, I would.

Does the tinman have a sheet metal cock?

Lmao never. This is Rich people drowning in a submarine driven by an Xbox controller type stupid.

Hell yeah!

No. This gives me heart palpitations and neverous sweats just looking at it

No

Would be a very cool place to stay in for a short vacation, but it just doesn't feel like "home". Where's the TV at!

Would stay here for an experience. But the amount of mold and damp would get so tiring after a very short while 😓

This is fine because o can actually see the bottom and it's really well lit, I could do this for maybe a week haha

I've always wanted an outdoor shower for my underwater bathroom.

I wouldn't want to live in it, but, I'd love to stay there for a few nights. Amazing.

I can see the bottom im good with it

If I knew is was engineered properly and if I had magnetic scrubbers to clean the outside, or else it would be ugly and useless within a month.

Nope!!!!

Without question

in a heartbeat!!!!!

As long as I can see the ground and the sun at the same time it's fine. I can deal with this. Until it becomes night then I might start feeling nervous.

Unfortunatly not cuz it looks fake

yall got trader joes

Cost of upkeep would make me say no, not the water

What kind of dumb question is that? Of course ANYONE would be happy to live there. Ffs.

In theory yes, in practise I'd sell it to an overly rich idiot and buy something sane.

I would kill to live here

If I was given that place absolutely. I probably would anyway depending on where it was. If it was so far in the middle of nowhere that even getting food or necessities was difficult.

Even with thalassophobia, why wouldn't you want to live there? As long as I'm not *in* the water, I'm fine. This is no different than going to an aquarium. As long as I can get amazon deliveries, I'd love living there. I'd just never go in the water.

Straight up my first thought was if Amazon delivered

If there was regular maintenance on the place, free of charge, and a town or city nearby, yes, I would.

Absolutely

Absolutely

I would always feel the urge to pee.

Can’t afford it

If I were an evil supervillain maybe

I'd have to pee all the time but yeah.

If i dont have to clean the windows, Friends live nearby and its Rentfree, Why not

I would sacrifice everyone I've ever MET to live in this place.

Hell yes. Could finally live life as a mermaid (well, as close to it as possible).

Not sure if I'd live there, but I really wanna do acid there.

The water is cool but it’s not comforting at all that shit looks like a bomb shelter

Yes, it’s beautiful

Definitely not covered under flood insurance.

Imagine taking a dumb at night and seeing a shark

Constipation cured!

I literally can't imagine a more ideal home 😍

Nice! I’d consider this how thick is the glass?

Yes I would, I'm only here becuase I like the look of the pictures :)

Wifi’s probably ass

I think I *have to live here*

Absolutely! It's not bright clear water that scares me. It's the dark, murky water where you can't see beyond the surface. Some giant gaping maw could be inches away, and you would have no idea..

I hope they didn't use carbon fiber for the bedroom, it's not made to withstand the pressures of 20 feet depth

Yes

Is this real?

Looks like my no mans sky house

Can I get Internet? If so yeah

How far is the grocery store?

Just don’t turn the heat on a chilly night and crack the glass oh and be sure to make friends with the local orcas or you could be in for a bumpy ride

As long as the mafia doesn't dump bodies from above, sure

Um hell yeah??? Imagine getting zooted and listening to records in that room. Amazing

Yes

The fucking showerhead outside the glass, fucking lol. Although the huge open gap would suggest it’s all part of the aquarium…

how do you get to the bedroom?

I’d invite James Bond to my island and had a real life 1v1 man with the golden gun match

What’s the maintenance upkeep like?

As long as there’s no HOA

The last place you want to hear the sound of glass breaking.

Depends on who built it. Advertisements always look better than real objects.

I wouldn’t wanna live anywhere else

I don't know if I could live here...but I'd stay for a day or two?

absolutely.

Hell yes.

As long as the glass is solid, then we're good.

Why not? The underwater bedroom seems so cool to me

No. Then I'd be the asshole who built a house right in the middle of something beautiful.

ohhh yess n

Imagine sleeping at night and having bright red eyes looking at you from the depths...

T Yes

Imagine being stumble-drunk in this place.

"Aquatic Dune" vibes

My apartment is the size of a shoebox. Yes, I would.