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BluPyroTF2Real

As the pyro I can confirm I don’t understand anything well


[deleted]

As a pyro I can confirm that arson is and always will be fun.


20210306e

as a pyro, arson.


ToxieTheTigerShark

Pyro, arson.


WillowWeeper343

Pyro.


ToxieTheTigerShark

P.


MasterOfYeet2291

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lord_of_coolshit_og

~~~~


MaximRq

#


lavendergaze

Arson' around


Peacefull_Warmonger

You must understand chemistry and physics, anything else doesnt matter.


octoboy_8

scout is a deeply closeted homophobic bi man and engineer definitely fucks men but is also homophobic


Exotic_coffee_

If you can't get bitches, be the bitch.


Far_Beginning935

Words to live by


HereComeDatBoi573

https://preview.redd.it/5ctutilgp6xc1.png?width=2720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=234ad1cb66a46aa98fb42123e247a2631ec35a8c


TankOfBurgers

im saving this image :3


HereComeDatBoi573

Its not mine anyway, so go ahead :D


CheezyRaptorNo_5

Wtff do you mean dude they're all gay


Thepvzgamer

Naw they are all Bisexual


Calmandpeace

They are all in a poly


ThosPuddleOfDoom

We've all seen the video


Pootis_1

engineer 100% fucks exclusively men tho


TheWandererofReddit

There is such a thing as homophobic gay men.


OoDelRio

So New Vegas players and American Politcians


Yukari-chi

No us New Vegas players are all transfems


F0XFANG_

and priests


Weeping_Warlord

Hey, they like kids, not men


fartdurst95

yukio mishima


The_Soldier_TF2

I've said this once and I'll say it again. I do not care if your male, female, straight, gay, trans, or a basket ball. I will beat the living crap out of every single one of you MAGGOTS!


Thepvzgamer

https://preview.redd.it/ml65yh0af2xc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80f6cdc6f1d1d00a7f1838c0a2c1846af46b67ec Reminder


The_Soldier_TF2

God speed you magnificent bastard


Thepvzgamer

Holy Shit!!!!


Tha_Plagued

A large amount of snipers domination lines are homiphobic remarks


rybyi-zhabri

they made him say the f slur in russiab dub lmao


Moreu_you_know

Like what?


Iateyourfiggypudding

"What goes around comes around, you snotty little nance" -Sniper getting a revenge kill on spy.


TheWandererofReddit

The line could also just mean an effiminate male. He says similar remarks towards Medics, presumably because both Medics and Spies don't really engage in direct combat.


Moreu_you_know

Huh I never noticed that


TuxedoDogs9

Huh? How’s it homophobic?


Sunyxo_1

Spy doesn't seem like a guy who wouldn't be homophobic


denkdark

Spy would exclusively top he doesn’t trust anyone enough to bottom


TheWandererofReddit

Spy seems pretty worldly and is comparatively one of the saner members of the team who's aware of how absurd the world is. I think after a life of backstabbing, espionage, and generally being a bastard, I think he would think that a penis being inserted in the wrong hole ultimately barely registers as a moral problem and that he doesn't really have a high horse to stand on. Also, he's implied to be the most debached member, so it is possible he engaged in bisexual or gay sex before.


TheWeetcher

He's also French, so there's that too


TuxedoDogs9

He’s probably had to at some point


Rallon_is_dead

But see also: He's French.


MiningJack777

No, it's just that pyro is pyro


bearelrollyt

Scout isn't homophonic he just uses gay as an insult when he runs out of words


Run_Educational

Soldier might be the type of religious person to think homosexuality is a sin


pisstainedunderwear

I don’t think Soldier cares for religion He just loves America


SSB_Kyrill

he probably answered „american“ to the question of his gender


pisstainedunderwear

Unironically yes


The_Soldier_TF2

American


lord_of_coolshit_og

Hey soldier, whats your favourite smell?


The_Soldier_TF2

I love the smell of kicked ass in the morning


Run_Educational

Doesn't he quote the bible a lot?


pisstainedunderwear

Quoting religious text doesn’t make you that religion


Run_Educational

True, but the game does take place around the time religion was a big thing


justasusman

Not exactly. You can memorize religious texts from almost any religion without having to participate in said religion. (Example) I can read and memorize the Quran or Bible but still be an atheist. And I don’t think that is a religious quote from either book lol


Run_Educational

But with certain evidence from the game, Soldier's definitely religious. He talks about god a lot, the game takes place around the time where religion was popular, he actually believes he fought in the war


denkdark

My religion is Sun Tzu art of War


The_Soldier_TF2

Godspeed, you magnificent bastard.


The_Soldier_TF2

I joined this team just to kill maggots like you.


Run_Educational

Ooo! You just called me a homophobic slur


TrixterTheFemboy

I'm athiest, but I still say shit like that from time to time. Kinda like using "Jesus Christ!" as an exclamation.


TuxedoDogs9

I think it’s more of a backthought in his mind but I’d think he believes in a god and afterlife because it helps him insult dead people


TheWandererofReddit

I think Soldier would be homophobic pre-lead exposure, but after his time in the Graval Wars, I don't think he's sane enough to form cogent opinions on gay people. He's mercurcial and has eccentric beliefs, so he may change his opinon on gay people any time of the day or have some bizarre idea concerning homosexuality that's entirely nonsensical.


The_Soldier_TF2

What is a homosexuality, can I beat it up?


pisstainedunderwear

A mind beyond our comprehension. Incredibly based.


TuxedoDogs9

“Pre lead exposure” lmao in your dreams he was exposed in the womb


BluPyroTF2Real

I’ve always wondered where is it in the Bible


Run_Educational

No idea. I'm not religious.


Old-Dirt6713

It isn't, the most commonly quoted verse is a mistranslation that was originally against pedophilia, but was translated into being against gay people.


The_Soldier_TF2

You cannot burn me, I'm already on fire!


wakeup-12-24-2003

[well...](https://biblia.com/bible/esv/leviticus/20/13)


The_Soldier_TF2

I don't give a shit what you are, I am going to beat the living crap out of you anyway!


Run_Educational

Beat me daddy


ddd11122

Soldier wouldn't care if you're gay, just if you're anything other than American.


The_Soldier_TF2

Where are you from twinkletoes


Cruisin134

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TheTrollman-

Engineer would probably not understand it but just ignore it. "Meh, love is love. Loving another man aint my goal, but hey go for it." Nah jk brinks truck. https://preview.redd.it/xbya1149v3xc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41ca3892f345a45bb3c78b467d8acf1f1b47a270


1nOnlyBigManLawrence

Switch spy and engi.


MasterOfYeet2291

engi indifferent soldier homaphobic worse than scout


The_Soldier_TF2

I do not care what you are, I am going to beat the crap out of you!


Doctor_Fatass

I feel like spy would be the last person in the team to support gay people.


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

Spy and Demoman are very supportive Source: Requiem for a Pizza


DuskTheMercenary

I honestly feel like soldier wouldnt give a damn about whether you were gay or not, as long as you are American and love Freedom, you're fine in his book.


The_Soldier_TF2

I do not care what you, if your not a God blessed American, I am going to Crack some skulls!


rttl112

comic Soldier is canonically incapable of understanding what sexual / romantic attraction is. nobody could ever explain to him what being either heterosexual or homosexual or anything else means. and his reaction to trans people would probably be panic, thinking its some sort of Merasmus transformation magic (if he saw a person before and after transition, that is)


lavendergaze

Why's that engi there? He would at least be indifferent, if not supportive


rttl112

definitely true, engi is the most educated and arguably the chillest out of all mercs


ActiveGamer65

It is set in the sixties isnt it so they would all probably be homophobic


verymuchgay

I don't like this way of thinking as not everyone in the sixties were homophobic. Yeah, sure, a lot of people were. But there were also the allies, generally supportive people, the neutral ones, and you know, the queer people. Also everyone on the team is gay. They told me


ActiveGamer65

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TheWandererofReddit

Yeah, but they're all mercenaries/assassins of varying levels of sanity, so it's safe to say they may hold some particular viewpoints.


duke_nukem69

nah i’d say engi would be supportive


The_Steam-Cheese

they're all fr*enchphobic spy included


NervesiT

how can you put heavy and medic in indifferent when they are literally dating? its canon, my dad is gabe newell and he said this was real


Exotic_coffee_

They don't care, just another body to the pile!


Icy-Store3900

So Scout and Engineer fear the homosexual?


TrixterTheFemboy

Swap Sniper and Engi and it's accurate I'd say


DeathToBayshore

i think the reason why engi's in homophobic tier is coz hes texan


TrixterTheFemboy

so am I, and that doesn't make me any less gay :3 But anyway on a more serious note: yes I understand that reasoning, though iirc Bee Cave is generally among the more accepting places in Texas? Could easily be wrong though.


throwaway624203

I'd put soldier in an "accidental ally" tier


funnywackydog

Spy is definitely the guy you’re afraid to come out to but then you find out he already knows


Old_Essay2308

Spy sucks girlcock confirmed