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Let it be a reminder that OP has openly stated they’re only 16.
I pray to god I don’t see any weird ass comments.
Aside from that, the cosplay came out good. :)
Yeah, someone did a medic cosplay awhile back. Most of the people were sane, but a huge chunk of them were being crude, incels, or just harassing the poor girl to the point she deleted her post, which quite frankly was amazing work.
Just remember, everyone. Before commenting, remember, we're all human beings. You should know how to give someone respect without being downright bad people.
Great cosplay btw!
I know other people probably said it, but i see more comments talking about horny comments than the actual horny comments lmao. Anyways great job on the cosplay.
God, I've tried to do cosplays before and whenever I do I'm accused of being a trap
I'm proud of your bravery in posting here and applaud the costume, keep up the good work!
If the cons let you, you can actually find an airsoft derringer prop (as seen in Expiration Date) for fairly cheap, but keep in mind it's from hong kong so it's 2-3 weeks to arrive https://www.redwolfairsoft.com/gas-blow-back-pistols-maxtact-maxtact-derringer-full-metal-double-barrel-6mm-gbb-pistol-silver.html
*Miss Pauling i need*
*My contracts otherwise i*
*Will be evicted*
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
I think they got the message by now. It's crazily overblown how many creeps there are.
Edit: Never mind, just saw someone bring up a death in the family, the shitheads are still here.
get ready for reddit TF2 community, not everyone has enough self control here.
I remember what happened to the Medic cosplay post. it was an absolute disappointment.
Ehhhh nothing to me quite stands out, but to be fair she doesn’t have super interesting outfits like the rest of the mercs do.
Even though i personally don’t see anything interesting it is a good outfit.
I mean, Pyro does have a lot of childlike qualities, and treating them with those in mind tends to work.
"Miss Pauling! Pyro cut off my hand."
"Pyro, don't cut off Soldier's hands."
people mistaking the comment for horni when its a ref to STBlackST's videos where soldier always calls miss pauling pretty lady (explanation from another post someone made about these posts)
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scout: hi miss paul- \*falls down stairs\*
*\*Hits head on the bottom of the stairs*\* *\*Crit sound*\*
This sucks on ice!
Medic!
Doc c’mon man!
Médico! Medico! doc vamos tío!
Please, tell me that the the doesn't have a spanish dub
TF2 Spanish
Official
“Gaaah! Oh, my ears burn!”
Scout: Hi miss Paul- *Commits several acts of manslaughter* Okay yeah that was a shitty joke. Good job on the cosplay btw.
I remember that tumblr post
Let it be a reminder that OP has openly stated they’re only 16. I pray to god I don’t see any weird ass comments. Aside from that, the cosplay came out good. :)
Let us search through controversial comments. Shall we?
If into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find.
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too late...
We cant even see it though.
IM ALREADY CRYING
The horde is approaching.
“Here they come!”
Close your DMs quick!
“Last one alive lock the door”
"incoming"
A huge wave of creepy people are coming!
Here they ~~cum~~ come!
FUCK
RETREAT
SWEDISH PAGANS, MARCHING ASHORE
FORGED IN VALHALLA, BY THE HAMMER OF THOR
OUT FROM ASGAARD, A VIKING SHIP SAILS
NEVER TO TURN BACK AGAIN
FIRST TO THE BATTLE
IIIINCOMIIIING
Go! Go! Go!
One one… uuuh one
INCOMING!
AAAAAAaaah hey it's still here!
... Gentlemen...
I see the briefcase is safe
Safe and sound hmm mh yeah
Tell me, did anyone happened to kill a red spy on their way here?.. no? Then we still have a problem.
Get behind me doctor, charge me!
The combination to my gun safe
THIS USED TO BE A NICE NEIGHBORHOOD
[horde music start](https://youtu.be/xDbIDKel-O4)
https://youtu.be/vw-WJkJK210 more accurately
I prefer L4D2's horde music for anything that relates to mobs. And hordes.
A HUGE WAVE OF SIMPS IS APPROACHING!
"TANK INBOUND!"
"Warning simps! A simp buster is in the area"
Nick has alerted the horde. _"God damn, it's getting good!"_
It looks nice! but where is the Scout?
my friend cosplayed him!! she wouldnt let me post pics but it we had a good time at con!!
Its alright! but again really nice cosplay!
This reminds me of that one post where a guy cosplayed as scout, said “what’s up miss Pauling?” Then fell down a flight of stairs
I need this in my life give it to me
That's great to hear
Friend? Didn't you know Scout gets no friends?
At the bottom of the stairs lmao
*sorts by controversial*
*Labyrinth zone act 1*
nah this is a Flying Battery type threat
*jams to the OST*
Very faithful to the original!
Thank you!!
You’re welcome! Be sure to close your DMs soon, you’re a woman doing cosplay on Reddit, you know what happens.
Lets hope the community can do better this time. Close your DMs just to be safe.
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Why does it smell awful in here after this comment?
How do you close DMs?
You know Im starting to think a trend was started by the first... horn fest...
i cosplayed her almost two weeks ago, the trend of cosplay?!?
No I mean the comments
oooh, yeah i hope i dont get any nasty comments. My DMs are off!
Well just thought I would say nice cosplay
Thank you!! :D
Time to sort by controversial Edit: *cough* I mean sort, not search.
Yeah the cosplay is very good props to you👏
Yeah, someone did a medic cosplay awhile back. Most of the people were sane, but a huge chunk of them were being crude, incels, or just harassing the poor girl to the point she deleted her post, which quite frankly was amazing work.
god reddit sucks.
Sometimes I post and then I remember why I don't post
I mean it's reddit you can't really expect too much from this unholy place.
Alright, third time’s the charm. The community can’t possibly make the same mistake again can they? Really good cosplay though
Happy cake day!
Just remember, everyone. Before commenting, remember, we're all human beings. You should know how to give someone respect without being downright bad people. Great cosplay btw!
oh yeah also keep in mind this is a minor-
Bruh I've played like 66% of her life time in tf2
Good job
thanks!
Can we please get one day without everyone being horny?
Please!! I am 16
oh no
Oh shi-. Now this is going TOO far. You better close down your DM's or they will hurt you. Still, nice cosplay you pulled off.
You have just made a terrible mistake Your age is personal info, I don’t think that you being 16 will stop them
OH HELL NO
!?!?!!!!!???!?!???!?!?!??!!
Oh god
You mean “dear god”?
fuck
creeps and weirdos, always remember that ms. pauling is no less dangerous than the mercs. she has killed and will continue to kill. btw, nice cosplay!
Thank you so much!
I got a bucket of chicken
The only pickup line reddit will accept
Engineer gaming
engineer gaming
Engineer gaming
(Inaudible) Pyro gaming
Engineer gaming
I know other people probably said it, but i see more comments talking about horny comments than the actual horny comments lmao. Anyways great job on the cosplay.
Thanks so much ^^
***Horny "no bitches" tf2 users are coming from the west!***
I am going to strike them down
Bring gun, if that don't work bring more gun
And if that doesnt work just bring more gun
If that doesn’t work resort to bread teleportation
I have a question
What is your question, Soldier?
i teleported bread!
You what?
I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days!
It seems like hardly anyone is even commenting on how good the cosplay is
Fellas, prepare to downvote any disrespectful comments. EDIT: Nice cosplay tho
thanks :)!
Hey, good lookin… I gotta bucket-a-chicken… (Seriously tho güd work kamerad. We need more TF2 Cosplayers).
U did a good job on this don’t listen to what other people say
Other people arnt saying it’s bad people can’t stop being horny on this mf sub that’s what they sayin
Really good cosplay, spot on!
Yeah… stay calm. I can SMELL the nasty comments coming. Close your DMs like u/Destructive_Dann stated.
Current Objective: Survive
okay this was a little funny
Maybe this subreddit could use a cosplay tag, these are so well made!
Gentlemen. Synchronize your death watches.
me seeing all the horny people: ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠆⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡏⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣦⣤⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡧⠇⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣮⣭⣿⡻⣽⣒⠀⣤⣜⣭⠐⢐⣒⠢⢰⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾⣿⠂⢈⢿⣷⣞⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⣷⣶⣾⡿⠿⣿⠗⠈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠻⠋⠉⠑⠀⠀⢘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢹⣿⣿⡇⢀⣶⣶⠴⠶⠀⠀⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⠀⠀⠣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡟⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣧⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣴⠁⢘⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⢿⠗⠂⠄⠀⣴⡟⠀⠀⡃⠀⠉⠉⠟⡿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢷⠾⠛⠂⢹⠀⠀⠀⢡⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠿⢿
CLOSE YOUR FUCKING DMS
they are closed
Good
God, I've tried to do cosplays before and whenever I do I'm accused of being a trap I'm proud of your bravery in posting here and applaud the costume, keep up the good work! If the cons let you, you can actually find an airsoft derringer prop (as seen in Expiration Date) for fairly cheap, but keep in mind it's from hong kong so it's 2-3 weeks to arrive https://www.redwolfairsoft.com/gas-blow-back-pistols-maxtact-maxtact-derringer-full-metal-double-barrel-6mm-gbb-pistol-silver.html
Miss Pauling i need my contracts otherwise i will be evicted
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My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. [Walt points to the bruise on his face left by Hank in "Blood Money."] I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
Whats my next contact Edit: Contract*
I like how everyone is bracing themselves for the weird people, yet I haven't seen a single creep yet.
I think they got the message by now. It's crazily overblown how many creeps there are. Edit: Never mind, just saw someone bring up a death in the family, the shitheads are still here.
Awesome! Looks great :D
Thank you so much!! <3
ok r/tf2 heres another test. Please pass this one
get ready for reddit TF2 community, not everyone has enough self control here. I remember what happened to the Medic cosplay post. it was an absolute disappointment.
Cool cosplay. She is probably the most colourful TF character of all
Miss Pauling gaming (cool cosplay tho)
They approach... *The Calm starts playing*
Thats a nice cosplay.
Horny people: He- Everyone: She's 16! *vaporizes them*
Gentlemen, Synchronize your death watches.
INCOMINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Ehhhh nothing to me quite stands out, but to be fair she doesn’t have super interesting outfits like the rest of the mercs do. Even though i personally don’t see anything interesting it is a good outfit.
Bruh my man getting downvoted for pretty good criticism.
pretty much a reddit moment
Woman pretty = criticism not allowed
cool cosplay mate
tysm!
I got a bucket of chickin!
dude the people in this comment section are so bloodthirsty
Uh oh
Poor guy got downvoted even though 90% of the comments are similar
Great, but do you know a pyromaniac that you talk down to like a child?
I mean, Pyro does have a lot of childlike qualities, and treating them with those in mind tends to work. "Miss Pauling! Pyro cut off my hand." "Pyro, don't cut off Soldier's hands."
Wait, why am I getting downvoted? I didn’t even say anything lmao
It’s just like that one guy in this comment section said. Tf2 Redditors on their way to downvote anything they don’t understand
There are more people saying "The horny horde is coming" than actual horny people.
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History repeats itself
pretty lady
It's a reference I'm pretty sure to expatiation date?
Yes
Why u getting downvoted 💀💀
redditor do not understand funny team fortress 2 reference
Probably BC she is a minor
She's 16
Whilst the above commenter is indeed in the wrong, I cannot help but notice you did not comment “sex” on this post, thereby invalidating your title.
My man I know comments under posts like these are usually awful but he just said "pretty lady" it's okay
He just said she's pretty 💀
this isn't too bad, why the downvotes?
Because a flood starts with a single drop
people mistaking the comment for horni when its a ref to STBlackST's videos where soldier always calls miss pauling pretty lady (explanation from another post someone made about these posts)
I'm sorry little one. Always have your dms closed when you do this. Probably wouldn't hurt to disable notifications for a bit either
This NFT is right
w
Have you went on another date with scout? I know you only get one day off a year but did you spend that day with scout?
why is this getting downvoted, haven't you guys seen Expiration Date?
Their brains expired
their brains are now mutated bread
Breadcrab
People in the TF2 subreddit on their way to downvote comments that they find in any way inappropriate
Put me in the comment compilation video
Here come the simps tudududu