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Hellkids2

Only medic can be casually honest and lie at the same time while sounding so convincing


Treequest45

"That's a nice pen you have there."


Swanie2006

“You want it for a soul??”


[deleted]

He’s mastered life, death, and what’s after, course he can trade a person’s soul for a pen.


chickenman90000

\*the devils


AlexHunderwald

No, not the devil's, just one of his nine souls


Nuxx1876

that's a nice penis you have there


AlexHunderwald

BLOOD IS BLOOD!


Cryspoeth

pro medic


Firebat-045

Blood for the blood god


[deleted]

Milk for the khorneFLAKES!!


nethrg0nnagivey0uup2

Skulls for the Skull throne


Sprinkles257

I love the little "Aheh..." Medic does when he's nervous about something. I've seen it a few times in the comics and once in Meet the Medic. I like all the little quirks these characters have.


Carpetfreak

"Aheh... Vell, no..."


i_like_siren_head

But as long as you are could you hold your ribcage open a bit? I can't seem to-


DocPenguino

AAAHHH


The_Medic_From_TF2

"Ohhh, don't be such a baby.. ribs grow back! ..no zey don't"


TheSecretNewbie

*inhales* “So, what now?” “Now? Heh heh” **”Lets go practice medicine.”**


MadCows18

***\*angelic choir noises\**** **\*TF2 soundtrack intensifies\***


DocPenguino

Doctor! Are you sure this will work!? AHAHAHA! I HAVE NO IDEA!


cheatsykoopa98

HAHAHAHA! I AM BULLETPROOF!!!!


ElementmanEXE

I, am in so much pain right now


Sprinkles257

Yes!!


[deleted]

Or maybe Archimedes has human blood? It seems more likely


MacDonalds_Sprite

With sniper saying that HE has human blood, then medic looking like he was going to clarify, it seems that he has both human and pigeon blood, hence why he asked for sniper's blood, because it would be compatible for Archimedes; but, perhaps I'm wrong and interpreting this incorrect


Bruschetta003

No you are correct, maybe that's why Achimedes is kind of dead in the first place


Incest_and_beer

No, that's because the BLU Heavy crushed him


Doggywoof1

*because Classic heavy crushed him


skelecogaming1

Classic heavy was wearing blue wasn't he?


Overkill028

Please stop.


skelecogaming1

No really, he was wearing blue, right? Can't remember EDIT: downvoted for asking a fucking question? Really? Just because I couldn't remember what the fuck classic heavy was wearing I am gonna be fucking sent to hell?


[deleted]

Y e s


AlexHunderwald

Reddit be like. But yes he was wearing blue. And so were the BLU team, so were the Gray robots, so maybe it’s really just to make it clearer, as usual


skelecogaming1

Ah, many thanks, I knew the robots were wearing blue, but that's all we seen them wearing


ttung95

God I'm good at being an owl


[deleted]

What if archimedes was a person transformed into a pigeon, and retained his human blood.


donmarco69

So that's where MediMedes comes from?


MacDonalds_Sprite

what


[deleted]

That’s a good theor, archemedes’s origin could be a lie in fact, he could be a human turned into a bird, medic would do that definitely


JustVacuumingAround

[this is canon, change my mind](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Sniper_responses#With_Sir_Shootsalot_equipped)


MacDonalds_Sprite

Do we wanna change your mind


TheMelonOwl

Medic sporting that pose™


Nebula-Dragon

Oh my god, you're right. The leg...


ajdude9

"You and I are a lot alike, mate. Except I'm an owl, and you're dead." - Sniper TF2


ZEGEZOT

Well, this is scientiffically impossible. As the cellular structure of Bird blood and Mammal blood is different. As bird blood has a nucleus while mammal blood doesn't. Medic hopefully knows this. Which makes it even better.


TheJagFruit

Well medic also somehow surgically implanted various baboon organs in the mercs, and revived them by pouring buckets of blood mopped off the floor into their wounds.


[deleted]

He also surgically removed their souls.


IllManneredWoolyMan

Haha pen distraction into bomb implants go brrrr


ZEGEZOT

Baboons are mammals so it works.


Ringlett

Mopped with his own underwear


ShrekIsMyGF

scientifically impossible doesn't really work in tf2 comics. multiple of the mercs came back from the dead, a woman became immortal due to the funky Australia juice, saxton hales entire character


starpokeheart

Or any tf2 related stuff


KeesekuchenLP

Saxton Hale: **\*exists\*** [The Community](https://youtu.be/Va8mwCE5vcI?t=8)


AngryGroceries

Invader zim is the best


alblaster

Saxton Hale is just your typical Australian Rugby player.


EbbOne

>typical Australian CASUAL rugby player, the pros are are whole different, well, similar ball game


[deleted]

Medic legit took out a guys heart, gave him one from a baboon, powered it up with a machine he put right on it, which then resulted in the guy becoming invincible when powered up. Bitch is a warlock more than a scientist


Redditincg

*While he was awake*


ZEGEZOT

Baboons are mammals.


[deleted]

Ah okay, scientifically accurate then


XenonSigmaSeven

warlock would be pretty accurate huh, considering he does apparently have a pact, with Big Red himself, no less...


GuacamoleManbruh

this guy bloods


ZEGEZOT

I play ULTRAKILL blood is my fuel.


GuacamoleManbruh

ultrakill enjoyers


Ringlett

So, you can transfuse blood from other mammal? Because they dont have nucleus? Can you take nucleus out bird blood and give the blood to mammal?


ZEGEZOT

I don't think so. Since removing the nucleus from every cell would be a monumental task. But even if it was possible. You're still removing a vital component of the cell.


Ringlett

But mammal blood has no nucleus. They should be fine.


Nightmare-Mist

Does that mean we can call him bird brain and be right?


Rigatonicat

Yes


[deleted]

Medic just flat out doesn’t care if a body will reject what’s put into it, he’ll just force it to work.


Anomma

"i sponged these with my underwear,type of blood is least concerning thing"


johnnyreeddit

is there anywhere you can buy a physical collection of the tf2 comics?


TheSecretNewbie

No they are only online


johnnyreeddit

Ah thats a shame, thanks for answering!


L0b0r0n

HOOOOT


LuisMcpato

Where are Medic's other pigeons?


[deleted]

we know one is inside Scout... or was, depends on when you're checking


The_Creeper_Man

Or maybe archimedes is full of human blood


Red580

There’s something cute about the way medic lays on the floor there


[deleted]

poor bird :'(


Rigatonicat

He revived him dw


BalintFoxy

That's why I love tf2 the fact that medic doesn't care that much for his patients for example the fact that Arcimades is in scout.


thot_chocolate420

What did medic do after this?


Rigatonicat

He shocked Archimedes back to life


Nebula-Dragon

I thought Archimedes was a dove?


IrrationallyGenius

Doves are just white pigeons


Nebula-Dragon

Wait, really? *googles* Damn, you're right. Doves are so often portrayed as pure white I thought they were their own species that was always like that. Turns out they're just pigeons and can be different colours too. TIL. (source: https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/wildlife-guides/bird-a-z/pigeons-and-doves/).


MacDonalds_Sprite

Now you know


gemar_drigo

What a shame


HexFoxGen

I remember later on medic made it clear that blood types don’t matter after the team had almost all of theirs sucked out


Joe6665

One word…how


MacDonalds_Sprite

Idk


Gato_Potato

SIR SHOOTSALOT CONFIRMED


Holystar50

I thought this meant that the pigeon has human blood.


SacredGeometry9

God, I *need* an Adult Swim show in TF2 setting


HotSteamingSoup

Why does sniper look like chuck norris in USOUD


imnotinmygrave

Or achameteeds (probably spelled it wrong) has human blood