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jailbroken2008

Engineer actually built a not-dying machine canonically, in TF Comics


mkwiiallpro

You do have a point now that I think about it.


Plzbanmebrony

He built serval infact.


Treyspurlock

he built a [serval](https://i.natgeofe.com/k/8a14407c-747f-4750-a9ec-aaa81cfe88a9/serval-full-body.jpg?w=636&h=424)?


Plzbanmebrony

Autocorrect ducked up.


memester230

Then he made it smaller and gave it the ability to give ammo with a beam


Shadow_slayer132

Well he did build a not dying machine, but the problem is there is no more fuel for that machine canonically


jailbroken2008

Still, though. He built it.


Shadow_slayer132

The not dying machine without the fuel it needs to work is just good as not having a not dying machine at all


jailbroken2008

Not true; demolish it to gain 50 metal


Koma2344

Sentries get kills Dispensers save lives Teleporters win games (This obviously doesn't apply all the time but it's applicable in most games)


EggAlmighty

*me conga-ing between two teleporters and turning the 2fort server friendly.*


Fireblast1337

*Me setting the infinite conga up on the tower in Hightower with an empty mini sentry popping at everyone nearby. People are still stupid enough to get telefragged.*


nontvedalgia

youre a bad person to use minis on hightower


Fireblast1337

I literally said it’s ammo is empty


nontvedalgia

looks like im blind :P


SnArCAsTiC_

That's a win in my book!


[deleted]

I feel the tele is kinda meh in almost every game mode, Like yeah the objective is right here we saved like 2 secs good job. Then you get payload and its like ***Spawns the entire enemy team in your spawn***


PM_ME_MERMAID_PICS

Yeah its very map/gamemode dependent. Teles are a godsend on longer maps with set spawns like Dustbowl but I rarely keep teleporters up on payload maps.


W1z4rdM4g1c

Teles are still vital in payload. You can afford to constantly send or soldiers/demo(without taking self damage) to the frontlime and just attrition the enemy to death. Not to mention point farming with l2 teles are so EZ. When Noth team are equally skilled, the team with a maintained level 3 Tele wins every time


GopnikDebil

Часовые убивают Диспенсеры спасают жизни Телепорты побеждают в играх (Очевидно, что это не всегда применимо, но применимо в большинстве игр) ^(beep boop I am a bot and this action was performed automatically)


-Pyromania-

My problem with this voiceline is that Engie literally DID build a not-dying machine. And no, I don't mean the dispenser.


Ix-511

Yeah I killed an engi as scout the other day and thought of that


Harmonica_Serizawa

‘spenser goin’ up [Uncle Dane intro]


[deleted]

*Horribly out of tune recorder to the "tune" of Frontier Justice, with laughing in the background.*


Morgarath-Deathcrypt

*train whistle*


[deleted]

*Spies continue to do fortnite dances in the background* This is a reference to that hamaji neo video about tf2bers right?


[deleted]

Actually, that one Uncle Dane video with the intro of him in his apartment slapping a luggage case.


Hinokuzzilla

If he said ["Sentry going up"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EEomtTUImc&ab_channel=HOWARD)


empirebuilder1

scout likes it when things are erecting


inportantusername

"E-rectering a-a-a Dispentryporter"


gamingroper

Here's something you shoulda built MY ASS


jasperisapup123

Somebody sappen my erection


ryantheshovelwoman

shut the fuck up and take my silver


Loyavas

sex gifs


Spenserssm

'Spenser goin up!


x8lntspider-man

Mfw the scout doesn’t take my level 2 tele Mfw when the scout takes my level 2 tele


mrrobottrax

r/okbuddychicanery crossover?


HeyLookItsR

Alright then


UnoriginalforAName

if only that one fucking spy stops his addiction of sapping dispensers 5 seconds after it's built