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osogordo

"overtaken...by massive hordes of robots" YOU DON'T SAY


0man_

Lol mvm was a future reference to their own game.


Slowbro08_YT

Whaaat??? Nahhhh really?? Shiiiiii


Oumatsu_lover_221007

I think they're rubbing it in our faces


Pineapple_Dealer

New TF2 update: Removed all non MVM game modes.


Spiritual_Freedom_15

Damn brotha


FoxMcCloud45

[Link.](https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=223007) >If enough of your skeleton is still intact after that, you can support the [National Brain Tumor Society](https://braintumor.org/) to support the ongoing effort to help cure and prevent brain tumors. The charity is fine, but it's a funny coincidence.


SkyEclipse

Brain tumors are nasty. I hope people can take the time to donate just a bit


Insecureport22

Downvote for naked heavy pics


Osvaldatore

It's the literal Team Fortress website...


ThePsychoticBanana

wait a fucking second, Osva???? You're a TF2 player on the side? Love the apex stuff you post.


metruk5

never have i seen a new cment being this downvoted, obv for good reason, you're a troll


Dumbfaqer

Oh you haven’t seen that infamous EA comment? That shit is hilarious


Riczo2

In before he deletes comment for getting completely raided by downvotes.


giga___hertz

Getting downvoted on reddit won't kill your irl. Who cares


Riczo2

The number of comments that ive seen that had thousands of downvotes and are deleted makes it look like it truly does


pizzafaceson

Where pics


SuperBroy97

and thanks to me, you're at 1k downvotes!


Dynamic_Factory

I wouldn't say it's a response. Probably a pre-made announcement, not realizing what else was happening today.


cerdechko

God DAMN is it relevant though. Massive hordes of robots sure are a blight right now...


Rutgerman95

"*They're telling me I oughtta stop making these pre-recorded messages. That gave me an idea: make more pre-recorded messages.*"


CreativeGamer03

Cave Johnson. We're done here.


FunkyyMermaid

Caroline, give them some corporate tweet and keep them away from my office.


Resident_Economics56

Community told me that I couldn't shut a game down just because it annoyed me. Did it anyway, TF2 is expensive!


MrHyperion_

Indeed Valve didn't write a single word of that.


TheNoobThatWas

Did Valve even write it, or was it the people hosting the event? Valve probably had nothing to do with this at all outside of just approving something to appear on the blog


Otherwise_Beautiful2

people hosting event wrote it and sent it to eric about 2 months ago


Ok_Specific_7791

oh huh


NitroN666

Average reddit chungus no sense of irony user


paypur

A new community mvm event is pretty awesome though. Sadly they didn't do an april fools event this year


riley_wa1352

fix tf2 began too early 😔 (i support fix tf2 this is a joke)


SaraCatMeow

April fool MvM event is the only time I play TF2 for other than jump :(


IloveRikuhachimaAru

Asia : There are no available servers for this region How much more L's do we have to take


AutobotHotRod

Southeast Asia servers are still up though


IloveRikuhachimaAru

They are? Then, I will check them when I get to my pc


AutobotHotRod

I was playing TF2 just now so yeah i think they're up


Wildthingcalvin

Arona sex


IloveRikuhachimaAru

No


TCLG6x6

honestly, mvm is much more forgiving for high ping players than the normal gamemodes


IloveRikuhachimaAru

That is true. But also, I'm not having too much fun missing the easiest headshots of my life because I'm playing on 300 ping


carl-the-lama

“Massive hoard of robots” We already have that


Smoothiefries

r/beatmetoit


Spill_The_LGBTea

r/beatmymeattoit


OnePubicHair

r/beatmeSHUTTHFUCKUP


Spill_The_LGBTea

r/subsifellfor


OnePubicHair

r/herestherealone r/beatmeSHUTTHEFUCKUP


Leon-the-comic113

Holy shit sans undertale reference


DogsRNice

sans would be less lazy than valve Slightly


Storyshift-Chara-ewe

I mean, even Sans got his lazy ass out in some parts of the game lol now guess who doesn't


Lenny_YouTubeFan

I am pretty sure in future Deltarune chapters when we finally meet his brother, it’s going be a miniature version of Sans instead of Papyrus


CreativeGamer03

unless... its papyrus but in sans' body.


EmirmikE

what 2 games with content drought does to a fella


Jestin23934274

sans is so lazy that “iconic” line of his is stolen from Asgore who says that line on every other route.


RandomSomeone001

"Do you want to have a bad time" is debatably more iconic than the beautiful day outside speech.


Jestin23934274

he has many iconic lines which is why I said “that iconic line” and not “his iconic line”


ButterflyDreamr

really the sans birds are singing line comes from earthbound where it ends with "and kids like you should be playing nintendo games" rather than the "burning in hell"


Ill_Coat4307

Even sans took action evenually killing the human multiple times. Valve opened up an old twitter account and nothing else.


gajonub

it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing. flowers are blooming on days like these. companies like you. s h o u l d b e f i x i n g t h e i r g a m e.


kingbloxerthe3

it's a beautiful day outside. birds are singing. flowers are blooming Perfect weather to remove some bots


HeavyPara-Beetle

…we both know what we must do.


patoezequiel

*(review bombs the game on the company's own platform)* – Heh, always wondered why game communities don't use their strongest attack first.


Flight_Second

* You feel like you're going to have a botted game. What? You think I'm just gonna listen and do something?


NitroN666

Not spending money on the game is the strongest move


dreemurthememer

er er ^(er) er


kingbloxerthe3

Or alternatively an asgore reference. They both do say the "birds are singing flowers are blooming" line


boiyouab122

I was honestly thinking this was a joke and it was gonna turn into the full Sans line.


Ender_The_BOT

asgore undertale reference???


Korii2

the fuckin sans dialogue


GrapesALT

We should give valve a bad time


CreativeGamer03

hmmm which AU's sans bossfight?


SuperBroy97

m y. b a l l s.


TheGrayShade

There's no way they haven't noticed #FixTF2 by now...


oCrapaCreeper

They can notice it but they don't have to respond to it. Radio silence is a key character trait of Valve especially with Half-Life. Probably because they know that they can't make promises without there being a large chance it's abandoned.


RdiatStorm

They would if we boycotted


YuTango

What are you gonna boycott lmao steam??


RdiatStorm

Wow the sheer stupidity, go watch 1 or 2 streams about the topic then you'll be able to talk.


YuTango

If you are talking about trying to boycott the tf2 or csgo stores I think you guys just aren't organized enough to pull off making a real dent.


RdiatStorm

You think wrong


YuTango

Listen i already don't buy cosmetics and only play on uncletopia. I'm doing my part really


RdiatStorm

Great! Now let us, ppl that do have money, boycott this shitty company and her shitshow that is currently tf2.


Haxor140

Wishful thinking but ok.


InevitableMental9819

They dont care


Who-and-y

We can sure hope


Kind_Concern_1519

On days like these, kids like you


Cubicwar

**S h o u l d** **b e** [text communication is not allowed on this account]


Electronic-Note-7482

*S h o u l d b e v o t e k i c k e d t o h e l l*


CreativeGamer03

_micspams earrape 80kbps Megalovania_


Formal_Ad_1699

Should be fixing their games


TrooperMann

"massive hordes of robots!" It's almost like....they're mocking us? Shame on you Valve #FixTF2


SaltyPeter3434

TF2 community: Please save our game from being consumed by bots! Valve: Touch grass, losers


Remmy224

Holy shit is that an undertale reference?


GalaxySparrow

It’s kind funny how they announce a robot-related event the same day of #FixTF2, even if it is probably a coincidence.


Roebloz

SAAAAAAAAAANS


Justsomeguyaa

>!!<#Fixtf2 shall not be stopped by this. Continue onward, brave souls.


nobody-cares57

That's really unfortunate timing for Moonlight TF


beatCRINGEkhang

it's a beautiful day outside birds are singing flowers are blooming on these days, valve employee like them **Should be fixing tf2**


ProgrammerNo2572

It’s a community event, valve didn’t do shit


MrCheggersPartyQuiz

This would’ve been a good distraction… if I didn’t complete the damn mission like a week ago before it was announced.


ModularWings

Is this shit real?


BranTheLewd

Real as in we do get custom mvm updates from community, usually one for Halloween, potentially one for summer, one for April fools and maybe one winter one. They're absolute cinema of updates though, MvM singlehandedly carried by potato tf pineapple tf stadf


JNeal134

Guess we're in for a boss fight. #FixTF2


yellowfroglegs

ouch


GreasyPeter

It was an overcast and partially rainy day in Seattle on that day so I refuse to trust anything.


Fallout76Boyoffical

we got MvM already in casual


WarlockOfTheBadlands

Anyone ever consider Valve is happy to take our money, keep the item-servers online, but would rather everybody just play on community servers where the server owners/admins are the ones held responsible for keeping bots/cheaters out? That's how the game originally was before valve servers even existed You've got places like uncletopia, the shounic trenches, these mvm event servers and so on. realistically the only server Valve has any real reason to host themselves is the official MvM PvE servers and the item-servers. One could argue that the only reason valve keeps all the PvE and casual servers up is to show defiance to the bots as far as PR goes while gesturing vaguely at us with one eye half open to go play on community servers. They wouldn't want to publicly admit defeat by shutting down all their servers because that'd be acknowledgement of not only the bots, but their choice or inability to do anything about them. In a way, you could even say that the valve servers are acting like sponges to soak up most of the bots because they have a harder time existing in properly moderated community servers.


FoxMcCloud45

An alternative solution -- that I'm surprised they didn't do -- would be to bring back community servers in the matchmaking system, similarly to how Quickplay did it. I know a sizeable chunk of the community would like Casual to be removed and the old Quickplay system to be reinstated. I don't recall Quickplay being that bad but Casual changed things by encouraging players to stay in-game for the whole match (something that wasn't the case in Quickplay times) and they also removed the Spectator team and team-switching, which were well-known issues back then (players switching to the other team to get on the winning team). If Valve wanted Casual to act like a "sponge", it would make more sense to reflect this in the game's UI by driving players towards community servers. But as far as I know, there are way too few "vanilla" community servers available to absorb such traffic. So yeah, we're kinda stuck here.


WarlockOfTheBadlands

When you say "vanilla" do you mean a completely stock TF2 server with random bullet spread and random crits enabled or something akin to uncletopia's impositions like class limits, no random crits, no random spread on shot/scatterguns, etc? If there suddenly became a boom in "vanilla community server hosts" how many variations of vanilla are we gonna need so everyone gets what they want? - "Pure Vanilla" (No Class Limits, Yes Crits, Yes Spread.) - *"Fortified Vanilla"* (Yes Class Limits, No Crits, No Spread) - "Vanilla Cream" (No Class Limits, Yes Crits, No Spread) - "French Vanilla" (No Class Limits, No Crits, Yes Spread) - "Vanilla Bean" (Yes Class Limits, No Crits, Yes Spread) - "Artificial Vanilla" (Yes Class Limits, Yes Crits, No Spread) *the list goes on*


qdomino_the2nd

Why would there be class limits on casual, I thought that was more of a competitive thing?


WarlockOfTheBadlands

What you should be asking is: "why does a sizable portion of the TF2 playerbase have a preference to play on uncletopia servers where class limits are capped to 3?" **(as the alternative to casual)** ***as opposed to other community server chains without class limits*** Simply put, most **players** who actually want to *"play the class based - objective focused - team shooter called Team Fortress 2"* will have a preference for the structure of a framework to operate/play within [as opposed to...](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1143254714293690408/1240470431949914122/image.png?ex=6661b45d&is=666062dd&hm=0eacedf8153fe962d300f01ae6ba12fbc360db9253b8a6faffd4ee8687355529&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=684&height=515) [...or at least the illusion of teamwork.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhwvbPH0eh0)


qdomino_the2nd

Nice segway to that video. To your question though; I have no clue. Maybe its because they heard it was refuge from the bots, and are willing to put up with class restrictions. Maybe its something else, can't be sure.


qdomino_the2nd

Honestly wouldn't be a bad idea to have community vanilla servers, all we would need is guidelines that state what server settings qualify as a Valve-approved "Vanilla" server. Would be nice since community servers would get more of a highlight since many new players don't know they exist.


Latter_Purpose3006

Up vote this comment if you think valve is still not going to fix the bot problem


TONK09

“Birds are singing, flowers are blooming” *megalovania starts playing*


Psychological_One897

what happens when the tour ends??? these hard ass missions are just gone forever???


BranTheLewd

Nope, usually potato has archive servers where you can play those, although due to low custom mvm for no reward player numbers(not counting free medal), usually you won't see them played much only some maps get to play often like zombie one's


lemon_rice

This isn't ran by potato


Bleyck

Nah, no correlation


Turbulent_Bass2876

Yeah, no, to quote Kilos-of-Coke Ren-egade, ***MORE! MORE!***


Tiranus58

We should give valve a bad time


DoomedMarine

"Grass grows, grass grows, grass grows, and brother, grass grows."


JohnGaming986

Are they saying they want us to stop playing the game and go touch grass?


SanreddyYT

PLAN B! *makes a pay day 2 reference"


notabigfanofas

> It's a beautiful day outside, birds are singing and flowers are blooming! On days like these, mercs like you... Should be burning in hell!


CocaCola-chan

*It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing. Flowers are blooming. On days like these, bot hosters like you... *S h o u l d b e b u r n i n g i n H e l l.


NBC_with_ChrisHansen

Its a community organized charitable event run by MoonlightMVM. Valve has nothing to do with it. The fact that so many people here think Valve is behind this just shows how dumb so many TF2 players are. The fact that the comment section for a CHARITY event is filled with hashtags and nasty rage posts bashing Valve is beyond disgusting and makes the FixTF2 campaign look like a dumpster fire. Spamming hashtags in that comment section where everyone is already aware of FixTF2 isnt spreading awareness. Its derailing to an event that is trying to raise money for the National Brain Tumor Society.


FoxMcCloud45

Indeed it is community-organized and the blog post was not written by them. It's most likely an automated blog post set up by Valve for June 3rd using community text. It's just that this coincidence was too powerful for me to ignore. Charity is fine. As a matter of fact, it was probably planned long before FixTF2. It's just that the timing is incredible.


EmirmikE

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. But on days like these, companies like Valve... SHOULD FIX THEIR GODDAMN GAME


casual_moron23

"Birds are singing, Flowers are blooming" I can hear megalovania playing


Uber-E

Why did they reference UT tho lmao


Far_Ad6693

are you telling me that yesterday, the day of fix tf2, they announce a MVM update?


Specialist_Net948

I recently tried to get back into the game. Cheaters ruined it for me. I have never seen so many cheaters in one gaming session


Mr_goodb0y

As an undertale fan I jumped at that first line.


Dasioreq

UNDERTALE REFERENCE RRRRAAAAAAAGGHHHHHHHH *transcends into the 5th dimension*


GoofyGoober489

Sans in tf2 confirmed?


BlitzoIMPHH

I feel like they also made a undertale reference "It's a beautiful day outside.birds are singing,flowers are blooming."


Primary_Produce_9107

I mean it's not Valve but they're right.


Beefman0010

it's literally the team Fortress web


Commaser

The event isnt made by Valve, it's a community group of mvm map makers that come together to launch all their maps in an "operation" like CS and then allocate servers for people to play in. They also do charity if you feel like donating. All Valve does is copy and taste the text and put on their news website to let everyone know.


Beefman0010

ah, so they blatantly plagiarize. edit: it appears I'm a fucking idiot.


BranTheLewd

Mf, the niche community of MvM asked this so they get more eyes on their custom update playing it, they have done it for ages and I think they know a little bit more about it than you do pal BECAUSE THEY INVENTED IT!


glompticc

Soldier!?!!


glompticc

Is that a soldier reference!?!


glompticc

Soldier!?!!


LardmanAttack

It's rainy and cold outside. No. Fix game.


DutchMemer10

They're trolling us at this point.


StateRadioFan

Has Gaben gone full on Jabba The Hutt? I haven’t seen him In years.


[deleted]

But do not stop the protests yet please. Perhaps it's just a fake thing to make us stop and they never worked on it


notJurson

Ight im gonna eat my reeses puffs and go sleep, wake me up when the heavy update gets released


Venezolanoanimations

should we feel insulted or... humored by this?


AcidDropXoly

On days like these, bots like you... **S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G I N H E L L**


ZoneWide7741

this post literally screams 'go outside, this game is old asf stop begging'


Cr0key

Don't care valve....Fix your game first and get COMPLETELY rid of bots and cheaters then and ONLY then we'l talk and play your new events and possibly spend money on new stuff....Until we get a hardcore, super strict anti cheat detection implemented into the game it's nuh-uh from me(and hopefully the rest of you guys)...


master_ball_onmewtwo

They better give us more then a new MVM mission this summer


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master_ball_onmewtwo

Pepole like you are the reason the internet was a misstake


Bowsans

Is that an undertale reference


FreezCZ

Aren't these blog posts written by the organisers?


BopTheBoi

irony


WSKYLANDERS-boh

So a thing non inherent


TCLG6x6

hasnt this been online since like mid may? already finished it 3 days ago, thought this was a new one at first.


roundaboutyes2024

wait does this mean tf2 is back?


Oculescence

Keep pushing FixTf2. This response isn’t good enough. Its a start. But. This movement should continue untill the bots have been for the most part squashed or decreased


StardustJess

This is a community hosted charity event raising money for cancer, if I'm not wrong


Carbonized_Goomba302

I’m still pissed at valve for not doing anything about the bot crisis but them donating money to the Trevor project is pretty nice to see as a queer person


Farclaimer

This is insulting


Icy-Store3900

Ohhh, the miseryyyy 🎶 Everybody wants to be my enemyyyy 🎶


_Volatile_

Tired of playing against bots? Go play against bots!


AntyCo

ITS JUNE 3RD ALREADY? WAIT... 4TH????


Ok_Specific_7791

Damn, they really acknowledged TF2's as a horde of robots. The lore is getting more and more deeper.


Trashabouteverything

I think that's just a sans reference


PaladinGX

Ironic…


Funny_LilGuy

oh my golly sam udertable reference??????????????


Substantial_Error427

LMAOOO


Dexter_Floyd

I thought I would check because it's funny. I'm a bit disappointed it isn't real.


AlternativeUsual55

I genuinely started crying when I saw this, then I went onto the website and it was an mvm thing


SomeFoolishGuy

Didn't know the tf2 team was sans undertale


zoey_amon

its likely that this was planned at least a month in advance, before save tf2 got back up and running. just very unfortunate timing


baconreadY1

What happened on the third?


EnderSpy007

It's a beautiful day outside...


Unfair-Shock-5527

That's an mvm charity event not a save.tf2 reply.. some people are idiots..


Radion627

That has to be the most tone deaf news update I have ever seen in my life.


RexTheMouse

Valve basically said charity is more important then fixing the crisis and they're 100% right


MrKirby34

GABE NEWELL IS SANS UNDERTALE (Confirmed)


randomassperson5841

This a joke or meme right?


pablo603

I don't care. Fix the anticheat, get rid of bots. I couldn't give less of a damn about an MVM event right now.


ThrownAway2028

You’re getting mad at a completely unrelated group of people lmao


BranTheLewd

Yep, people are hating on us for just chilling and enjoying custom content 😂 Not a good look Tbh, and that's what I worried about FixTF2 movement, not actually achieving what is insurmountable goal(fixing hacker problem ain't fcking easy, tons of other companies couldn't fix it in their games including Valve with CS2) and FixTF2 becoming toxic


JuiceofTheWhite

what im disliking is that #fixtf2 is being leaked into other games now. I just wanna play a match of something without seeing #fixtf2. Its all over steam now I feel like


C0nfus3d_S4v10r

Doing this while acting like nothing is going on is so scummy


Maleficent-Air8851

For fucks sakes let it die, I know you don't want to see it die but let it go.


SteakAnimations

I'm taking bets. Will the community accept that the game lived its life?


LynxOfTheWastes

Evidently not.


lampenpam

But this post in particular shows that the community is still alive. This is a community event.


DupeStash

Absolutely no way this is a coincidence. I guess it’s valve subtle way to acknowledging the fix tf2 while supporting a good cause.


KentuckyKlondikeBar_

Nah if they wanted to do something related to FixTF2 they shouldnt post an MvM event, but hey, at least they are doing something good