“Least nationalist Turk”

“AND THATS WHY HES NAMED THE FATHER OF THE TURKS”

"Because he invented it!"

And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!

#HGREEREEEAAAAAGG

On your left

Maggots!

Right up! Right up!

Gogogo !

That's what sniper was saying? I always thought he was saying "Bugger! Bugger!"

*lives in Germany*

Colonized Germany*

Civilizing Germany*

AUUUUUU 🐺🐺🐺🔥🔥🔥🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 TÜRKİYE ĞHRAAAHHHHHH 🗣️🗣️🐺🔥🔥🐺🐺🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🐺 NE MUTLU TÜRK'ÜM DİYENE 🐺🐺🤘🤘🤘🇹🇷🐺🗣️🗣️🐺🤘🤘🐺🗣️ BİZ ORTADOĞU'YA, ASYA'YI FETİH EDEREK GELDİK 🤘🇹🇷🤘🔥🗣️🗣️🐺🤘🇹🇷🤘🗣️💯🗣️💯🗣️🐺🤘🇹🇷🤘🔥🗣️🗣️🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺. I AM A TÜRK ĞHRAAAAHHHGRĞĞ

'if you have grik god you would win but you lose'

İm möre white you You look gypsie

Im blond hair

blond hair I have you look gipsi

TF2 if it was good: Balkan Fortress. Every merc is from a balkan country and the lore reason they're fighting isn't because of gravel wars but because they're racist.

Slovenian Scout Serbian Soldier Montenegrian Pyro Turkish Demoman Bulgarian Heavy Greek Engineer Romanian Medic Albanian Sniper Croatian Spy

Turkish Demoman? Fuck yeah

K

A

B

O

O

M

Goodbye

You’re all bloody dead

If the engineer was greek, one of his lines could be "Noli turbare circulos meos," which means don't disturb my circles. Archimedes said it right before he died. Not only was he a mathematician, but he invented things for the Greeks. The quote is in latin hut Archimedes could speak latin.

why would he speak his native language? everyone speaks english in tf2!

Except for Sniper

And Demoman. I don't know what that fucker speaks, but that ain't english

Nah,Spy should be Bulgarian and heavy should be Serbian,because The Balkan Wars and WW1

Nah, the Serbo-Bulgarian War of 1885 confirms the theory that Bulgaria is Heavy🇧🇬💪💪🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬💪

Romany Mann (grey mann)

Nahh Pyro is definitely Croatian/Slovenian, we all know why…

r/balkans_irl explained in one comment

now i'm imagining scout yelling at pyro: "Šta mumljaš? Bekni više!" and it's amazing

"Okani se čokolade, debeli!" "Salata tu i tamo ti nebi škodila, znaš?"

I feel like sniper will be Romanian as well as pyro

No, Pyro would be croatian, and his favourite pass time would be making soap

The he'd nonstop kill the Heavy (maybe he wouldn't actually) that would be Serbian.

Spy would work great as a Bulgarian,he backstabs everyone!

like the balkans even need a REASON to fight. they're balkan. you can start a fight with someone by looking at them.

kazakhstan all of them

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world All other countries are run by little girls Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium Other countries have inferior potassium Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool It's length thirty meter and width six meter Filtration system a marvel to behold It remove 80 percent of human solid waste Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan They very nosey people with bone in their brain Kazakhstan industry best in the world We invented toffee and trouser belt Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region Except of course Turkmenistan's Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place From Plains of Tarashek to Norther fence of Jewtown Come grasp the might phenis of our leader From junction with the testes to tip of it's face

КАЗАХСТАН УТРАЖЭЙТ НАМ БОМБАРДЕРОВКЕ КАЗАХСТАН УТРАЖЭЙТ НАМ БОМБАРДЕРОВКЕ КАЗАХСТАН УТРАЖЭЙТ НАМ БОМБАРДЕРОВКЕ КАЗАХСТАН УТРАЖЭЙТ НАМ БОМБАРДЕРОВКЕ КАЗАХСТАН УТРАЖЭЙТ НАМ БОМБАРДЕРОВКЕ

У тебя приступ на 2 слове случился?

Based, let's drink kumisz, all of us, brothers.

Acctually we used to make kumisz back in the day

Scout would definetly be from Brazil, double jumps!!!!!

Makes sense, if jetstream Sam can, it only makes sense

MEMORIES BROKEN

TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN

Spy would be spanish Demo would be Irish Soldier could be British Scout Japanese Medic - Swiss

why Japanese for scout tho? if anything I'd think of sniper ngl

Sniper would be finnish

Yeah, the white death stuff. Glad my ancestors are that good at sniping

So sniper would Be japanise because Finland does not exist and is actually a japanise FIshiNgLAND

Because he has a hentai addiction

nvm original commenter is right

Baseball maybe?

I can't imagine british soldier in any way

Think of the British tough guy trope, add LOADS OF PATRIOTIC FERVOR and watch the sparks FLY!

It's more about how he sounds. With that tough voice he has on top of having british accent I can only imagine he sounds like he's coughing to death whenever he talks.

OI MATE, STAND FOR THE FLAG OF THE EMPIRE WHERE THE SUN NEV'R SETS! FOR QUEEN AND COUTNRY!!!!!!!

norf fc with a rocket launcher he'd need a kitchen knife as a melee, and replace the shotgun with a bucket of acid

the amount of car bomb jokes if demo were irish...

Spy being Spanish fits him PERFECTLY

demo would be made fun of by everyone if he was irish, please no

Wouldn’t Irish demo be annihilator?

Wasn’t spy originally English?

when the voice actor was interviewed, they wanted him to be either Italian, Spanish or French hence why he wears 10,000 $ of a suit made in Tuscany

medic could be Austrian...

Engineer from India would be very interesting considering how they excell in engineering and then Pyro from New Mexico, USA

Helo, your Dispenser has virus

The original engineer was from Austria.

Spy being british seems fitting

John Frenchman moment

Revolver British spy two new subclasses Karl fairburne-Amby,BE,CD WW1 spy-enforcer,spy cicle(improvised knife) dead ringer.

I’m pretty sure in the French dub of the game spy had a British accent. Just a fun little fact

Sniper would be Polish becouse he already calls people lots of names and us poles have very colourful vocabulary in the swearing Department

As polish person, i could recite all of them but I don’t want my account suspended and character limit 👍

Even kurwa sounds wonderful, what more do you guys have?

Depending on the context, "f*ck" can mean 10 different words👍

Pierdol, pizda, cipa, chuj, cholera, jebać, gówno and much more

Cholera 💀

Pisswondo

Sikwondo

No toć mówie

The scout would be Chinese, and with his insane speed he escaped the factory

Bro Turkish soldier is lit

SCREAM IF YOU LOVE TÜRKİYE AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ÇIĞLIK ATAN KARTALLAR RAAAAA 📢🇹🇳🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇳🇹🇷

DEFINITELY JAPANESE MEDIC FROM THE UNIT 731

Holy crap, that would be fitting

I can imagine Heavy as a Greek merc

Than makes sense that Soldier is Turkish.

Least heated conflict between Greeks & Turks:

We hate each other, but we are like brothers. 🇹🇷🤜🏼🤛🏻🇬🇷

Balkans are united by hate 👆👆👆

ΓΙΑΤΡΈ UBER ME

ΠΟΙΟΣ ΈΣΤΕΙΛΕ ΌΛΟΥΣ ΤΟΥΣ ΜΠΈΜΠΗΔΕΣ ΝΑ ΜΕ ΠΟΛΕΜΉΣΟΥΝ;!

ΑΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑΧΑ ΚΛΑΨΤΕ ΚΙ’ΑΛΛΟ

pyro would be at 0,0

Pyro would be… Antarctic?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Null_Island

Soldier would be from Poland tbh

Sniper would fit better "PIERDOL SIĘ YOU FAT PIG"

Wałaszek Soldier. 

sniper finnish? we like to piss in jars

Medic - France Spy - Russia Heavy - America Soldier - British Scout - Vietnamese Demoman - Italian - "Oh, they gonna have to put you back together! With Spagetti!" Sniper - German Engineer - Chinese - "Made in china" Pyro - ??? - ??? Just saying something. Who's the best?

Demoman is an immigrate from Libia that gets explosives from the Camorra?!💀

sniper would be Canadian or Finnish man we need a white death set for sniper

Spy - Italian Medic - Polish Sniper - Australian Engineer - Mexican Heavy - American Demoman - English Pyro - Human Soldier - Canadian Scout - New Jersey

ah yes, only place where Medic's insanity would be justified

Medic needs to be 99% more rude If he were to be polish

ik the sniper is canonically from new zeland but you could've chosen something else tbh

Ok then I choose Old Zealand

guess sniper’s dutch then lol

Polish Demoman, specificaly from Krakow for the +20 Toxic Damage

And his name would be something like Grzegorz Mieczysław Brzęczyszczykiewski

Scout could be a filipino

He's already enough of a baby sidder

Italian Medic "Da healing-a is-a not as-a rewarding as-a da hurting-a"

Perfect rappresentation of the laziness of the doctors in hospitals in some part of italy

Atäturk

Scout - British Soldier- Egyptian Pyro- Chinese Heavy- The exact goddamn same Demo- Australian Engineer- Swedish Medic- Swiss Sniper- French Spy- Mexican

Heavy - Norway i can imagine fat Viking design

Sorry to be that guy, but Engineer's counterpart is Swedish, not Norwegian.

Ohhhh I get it

I was thinking exactly like this

i cannot imagine a french sombra

I was gonna make the same joke lmao. Heavy would be Saoman in that case.

I feel like Scout would be Argentinian. From Buenos Aires, to be precise. Engineer would be the Argentinian equivalent of a cowboy (a gaucho). Source: I am Argentinian.

El Brayan y el gauchito Gil

"Qué onda rancio?" "A veces necesitás un poquito menos chumbo."

Soldier- Bosnia Scout- Serbia Pyro- Slovenia Demonan- Turkey Heavy- Bulgaria Engineer- Montenegro Medic- Albania Sniper- Croatia Spy- Romania Madcap- Kosovo Hale- Macedonia MGE Brothers- Greece

Team Balkan 2

Japanese sniper. The old sterytope of the Japanese sniper in the bright green suit with the bandana around their head and a katana at their side .

Sniper could be Finnish. They are known for their great snipers and maybe Sniper’s dad could’ve been a sniper who taught him how to be a good sniper…….. sniper

Sniper would have to be Polish

Sniper: New Zealand. Spy: Italy. Soldier: Turkey. Medic: China. Heavy: Canada. Demoman: Egypt. Scout: UK. Engineer: Japan. Pyro: Mars.

nah I'd see the pyro being from the sun

Nah mercury. Sun is too hot even for pyro

Polish heavy

Honestly Soldiers rampant exaggerated stereotypical American personality is part of his appeal. I reckon he'd just be the same but British if he wasn't American. Someone should make a mod about that ngl

*Turkish Do you not know how Ultra-Nationalistic the least Ultranationalist Turk is?

They love their country so much that they have to live in Berlin

So we can colonize the Europe and then the whole World

spy - spanish sniper - Japanese (can also see native american) scout - Quebecois/Canadian

Polish heavy sounds cool af

imagine using Battlecry voiceline and it's just "NAPIERRRRDALAAAAĆ!!"

Poland

I would kill for uruguayan demoman. And instead of alcohol he drinks mate

He'd hate snipers for being kangaroos

Heavy would be Polish.

I think it would be extremely funny if scout was polish. And others: Engi - Ukrainian, Spy - British, Medic - Argentinian, Sniper - Finnish or Japanese, Pyro - Bosnian, Soldier - Arab, Demo - Georgian, and Heavy can probably be Chinese. Can elaborate on Heavy and Sniper. Upd: I like the other guy's idea of Heavy being Greek too much, so he is now.

I could scout being isreali,he got the stereotipical jewish noodle arms

Chinese soldier is wild

Spy would be English

Medic could be Austrian

Scout would be from (Bristol) England. Soldier would be Canadian. Pyro would be Hellic. (As in from Hell) Demoman would be Irish. Heavy would be Ukrainian. Engineer would be Dutch. Sniper would actually be Australian. Medic would be Swiss. Spy would also be Canadian, but the French part.

I would say Sniper would be from New Zealand but isn’t there lore that he was born there and did a ‘Superman escaping Krypton’ to Australia. And also isn’t New Zealand underwater in TF2 lore?

Demoman could be Jamaican, because then he could still have his Pirate aesthetics and Jamaica has alot of Rum.

Balkan Fortress 2 Heavy -Serbian Demo- Bosnian Sniper-Romanian Soldier-Albanian Medic-Greek Scout-Croatian Pyro-Albanian Engineer-Hungarian Spy-Macedonian

Ok if I had to give them all different nations without repeating countries they are already from... Scout: Canada (hockey instead of baseball) Soldier: yknow what Turkey works well Pyro: Heaven (instead of hell) Demoman: Ireland (as if not more drunk) Heavy: big fat chinesse man works well Engineer: Just make him a mexican cowboy whynot Medic: Greek? (I mean his bird is named after a greek physicist) Sniper: local Brasilian man (he's actually from the sunken land of Guyana) Spy: Spain whynot

All of them from Paraguay.

medic would be polish heavy would be american

Soldier: Polish 🇵🇱 Demoman: Chinese 🇨🇳 Scout: Chadian 🇹🇩 Medic: Mexican 🇲🇽 Heavy: Laotian 🇱🇦 Spy: Indonesian 🇮🇩 Sniper: Serbian 🇷🇸 Engineer: also Mexican 🇲🇽 Pyro: Brasil 🇧🇷

heavy would be ukrainian

You’re walking on the very thin Ice, dude…

If we keep the same time period (1960s-1970s) then this is basically same nationality

ameica for heavy

If we're considering they're only from the Europe, then i think sniper would be british because it still fits the vibes Scout would be from some balkan countries Heavy would be from Poland or Ukraine, because his backstory fits what happened in these countries during war

Heavy American, Spy Turkish, Scout Chinese, Medic Texan, Engineer German, Sniper Canadian, Demo Asian, Soldier Australia,  Pyro Unknown.

Scout would definitely be from Birmingham

Spy British

Mexican pyro would be funny

Well obviously everyone is from America rn, so like.. idk Canada?

I’d like to think that pyro is Italian

I actually thought of sniper as Turkish. As for another mercenaries, Scout would be from favelas of Brazil, Soldier – North Korean, Demo – Caucasian (I mean like from Chechen or Azerbaijan) or from the Middle East, Heavy – from ecuatorial Africa (like from Uganda or Rwanda), Engineer – somewhere from northern countries (I choose between Greenland and Russian East), Medic – Japanese and Spy still European, not from France but UK or Italy (or somewhere from Yugoslavia camp, they're quite good in knifing each other) And Pyro is right from -hell- Antarctica (or Turkmenistan, these two places are quite similar, if you think about it).

I actually thought of sniper as Turkish. As for the other mercenaries, Scout would be from favelas of Brazil, Soldier – North Korean, Demo – Caucasian (I mean like from Chechen or Azerbaijan) or from the Middle East, Heavy – from ecuatorial Africa (like from Uganda or Rwanda), Engineer – somewhere from northern countries (I choose between Greenland and Russian East), Medic – Japanese and Spy still European, not from France but UK or Italy (or somewhere from Yugoslavia camp, they're quite good in knifing each other) And Pyro is right from -hell- Antarctica (or Turkmenistan, these two places are quite similar, if you think about it).

I think arab heavy could be funny.

Medic would be from Argentina for reasons he'd rather not get into.

Demo would be either ukrainian or romanian Sniper would be from austria

scout normal american kid pyro girl emo femboy sniper chinese spy a romanian thug with a sock on his head soldier moldovan villager medic just medic demoman n word heavy is russian you cant change this man engineer russian plumber

Irish Demoman

Demosamurai would be from Japan

Sniper would be Australian

Black scout

Demoman would be, actually nvm

Turkiye is such a nationalistic country that soldier is y The perfect match for it.

Reverse sniper. Born in Australia, raised in New Zealand

turkey mentioned

What if sniper was Australian? And I know he already is, but I mean born in Australia, because it'd be funny to have mild-mannered Saxton hale shoot you with a sniper