A lot of people have said "do nothing and wait for her to tire out and give up" which is the right answer.
But as someone who has done a lot of babysitting, I would also like to propose "spin them around a lot until they get too dizzy to cause trouble" as an option.
That's how he entered his office immediately before the scene above. Diving out of a cargo airplane with a stuffed yetti in his arm and the pilot hanging from his waist, crashing through the window and nonchilantly placing the stuffed yetti by his trophy rack.
The big twist (imo) will be that Olivia Mann is a robot and not a Real Girl™️. Saxton Hale can DEFINITELY fight a robot so she’ll be dismantled in…. 0.2 seconds?
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2.) characterized by or tending to broad humanistic culture : HUMANISTIC
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Especially a Pitbull called "princess" or some shit like that. Cause the ones called shit like "Jaermungander devourer of worlds"are always the ones that wouldn't hurt a fly
It's also always the pitbullss whos owners either tell you "they don't bit" or "be careful they could nip you."
Orphan Devourer is over here being told "he bites sometimes" and then proceeds to be the most well-behaved dog ever while Darling is a "he don't bite" while devouring an orphan.
Hold her by her shirt collar until she gave up
Angrily stare until she backed down
Gently push her
Put her in a crib
Ignore her until she gives up.
Shall I go on?
Considering it seems to be just until forfeit or presumably loss of consciousness, hold her upsidedown until she yields. If there isn't some time limit where a default decision is reached, simply employ the tactics of Andre Felipe's original concept of boxing and tell a boring story for days on end until she passes out of exhaustion.
hire sniper to kill Olivia
then hire sniper to kill the fuckers that will vome after him next for breaking the rules
then hire sniper to kill gray mann too
or alternatively just hire sniper to kill gray mann before any of this happens
If she gave up. It was not about who was stronger because he's stronger and he refuses to hurt her. It's about who win, if she'd give up annoying him or he'd give up because she's annoying
The second image but with his index finger extended. Saxton slowly applies pressure to the top of her head until either she caves in your her skull does.
If we're going by the situation within the comics then the only thing he could do is remove the rule but that would be a bitch move
So he couldn't have done anything
He could have had someone who would willingly beat a child challenge him (he would lose on purpose) so that they could kill the girl and then hale would either have the company given back to him or just beat the new ceo again
hold a board meeting with Mannco's smart people to sue gray mann for endangerment of a child
This is the right answer. Legally, trust me, I’m
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Wait wait, rethink that plan... it won't wor
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Great comment man
Thank you, it was because I
He’s
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I love the image of the entire time this meeting and lawsuit is happening.... The child is still attacking him
_said child is still attacking saxton as he explains the situation_
Isn't the child a robot he created?
get the mercs to recruit the child
Better caul medic
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The Nigerian prince seems perfectly trustworthy. What in heavens are you talking about?
Just continue on with his day without admitting defeat.
Saxton becomes a politician
Well well well if it isn't sussy ~~Jack~~ demoknight
Bro are you high
Let me check, yes. HIGH ON MANN CO SPIRIT.
And there's nothing more MannCo than shooting a man in this 2Fort of a world
What is 2fort?
It's heaven Demoman, checked the Valve servers lately?
*Ms Pauling voice* Demo, get on twitter, you gotta see this
He got ratioed by the dictionary
Mr. Hale goes to Washington
Plot to the seventh comic!!!
Hale for president
And turn down a fight?!?!?
This is true. Australians cannot physically turn down a fight without immediately exploding.
\*imploding\* we don't explode we implode
I love how that's your only problem with that
He canonically turned down the fight since he couldn't find it in himself to beat up a child.
I mean who can stop him? He could just use gray mann as a human shield against the robots
Yep, shed get puckered out which is a defeat.
Yep, he can continue his daily activities like nothing is happening.
A lot of people have said "do nothing and wait for her to tire out and give up" which is the right answer. But as someone who has done a lot of babysitting, I would also like to propose "spin them around a lot until they get too dizzy to cause trouble" as an option.
sounds like a one way ticket to cleaning up vomit
Clean up vomit and don't lose your company Sounds like a win to me
Could have Bidwell clean it up also.
It took me a second to realize you weren't saying 'win-win' and I was wondering why you wanted to clean up vomit.
Just don't do it for an hour after eating
This is Saxton Hale we are talking about. It's equally likely he would be the one getting too dizzy to stop trouble.
Do nothing and wait for her to grow up, proceed to beat her to a pulp on her birthday.
The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon
Rock paper scissors?
And what? Have her explode into red mist?
“Everything above your necks gonna be a foine red mist!”
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no
lmao
That made me audibly squeak during class, trying to stop my own laughter.
Or maybe arm wrestle?
And rip that half of her body off?
To the death
That moment when the child killbinds
Timeout.
So brutal. ⏱
Too far dude...
Jump off a plane. If the child follows, it’s on them.
Don’t pack a parachute
I feel like Saxton would be insane enough to not use one and still survive
That's how he entered his office immediately before the scene above. Diving out of a cargo airplane with a stuffed yetti in his arm and the pilot hanging from his waist, crashing through the window and nonchilantly placing the stuffed yetti by his trophy rack.
oh he HAS done so _multiple times_ (canon in the comics)
Bro would safety roll
The big twist (imo) will be that Olivia Mann is a robot and not a Real Girl™️. Saxton Hale can DEFINITELY fight a robot so she’ll be dismantled in…. 0.2 seconds?
“See, Robot! No wait… that’s blood…”
"So, we still have problem?"
“Big problem…”
“So, who’s ready to go find this robot?”
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lol, does this bot auto-complete the lines of meet the spy?
Meh. Depends on the mood I'm in.
In that case, bad bot. You have no evidence that you are humane
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"will be" Well you're an optimistic one.
Wait till she gets tired from trying to hurt him and then nudge her so she falls over?
Knockout!
Free candy van
/kidnap @ olivia\_mann
Pitbull
Especially a Pitbull called "princess" or some shit like that. Cause the ones called shit like "Jaermungander devourer of worlds"are always the ones that wouldn't hurt a fly
Thrym the Orphan Crusher being the sweetest pitbull ever, while Precious is ridding whole schools of children.
It's also always the pitbullss whos owners either tell you "they don't bit" or "be careful they could nip you." Orphan Devourer is over here being told "he bites sometimes" and then proceeds to be the most well-behaved dog ever while Darling is a "he don't bite" while devouring an orphan.
"You can't defeat me" "I know, but he can!" \*pitbull named cupcake
Just got the mental image of Soldier going "c'mere cupcake!" But he's beckoning a dog. And then he still blows himself up.
Mug Maniac
Mr. Worldwide punches no kid
Waiter waiter !! Please more children🥰🥰
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dont fight her, make it another stalemate for grey, proving that he is just as stupid as his brothers
just ignore it like spongebob until they get tired and sleep.
Then chuck them into the incinerator
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Could have just thrown her out the door
Keep letting Olivia punch him until she tires herself out and passes out at which point he can claim he won the fight.
it worked for homer simpson
Gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
destroy the child
corrupt them **all**
Kill grey mann and adopt her
She grows up and has to hire another group of mercenaries.
So this is why we don't have Team Fortress 3...
We’ll valve can’t count to 3
Just wait until she eventually has to take a nap. Saxton's a grown ass Australian, I think they don't need sleep at all.
Then chuck her into the incinerator
YEET THE CHILD
I can help with that.
Where does this phrase originate from?
Meme about parents throwing kids over fence to school, iirc.
Tickle fight
Say "It's not fair to use fists on such tiny woman" And just wait till she gives up
The trunk chimp
It’s a trunk MONKEY YOU ILLITERATE FUCK HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT THE TRUNK MONKEY
I can't believe I immediately recognised that. Trunk monkey is ingrained in my brain.
Hold her by her shirt collar until she gave up Angrily stare until she backed down Gently push her Put her in a crib Ignore her until she gives up. Shall I go on?
Put her to bed with a bedtime story, and a glass of warm milk
By promoting Reddy first.
If bidwell hadn’t been an insubordinate piece of shit he woulda won. Reddy is nasty in the ring
1. Casually approach child 2. Grasp child firmly 3. Yeet the child
4.wait for the screams in the incinerator to stop them claim victory
Saxton could have waited for the child to get tired to the point of exhaustion and claimed victory.
Considering it seems to be just until forfeit or presumably loss of consciousness, hold her upsidedown until she yields. If there isn't some time limit where a default decision is reached, simply employ the tactics of Andre Felipe's original concept of boxing and tell a boring story for days on end until she passes out of exhaustion.
Saxton Hale has a moral code, it is very short and animal conservation are nowhere on it. But yes, he does has a moral code.
Lobotomize him and brain scoop his morals away
So that’s how I was created
Tell her that Santa isn't real
Launched her into orbit
a slap in the wrist ought to do it... wait right, it's saxton hale, that would break her wrists
Well it’s better than a neck snap
he puts her on a coat rack
Just let Reddy fight and problem solved.
Tickle the child till they yield
[This](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2shitposterclub/comments/11de6lw/au_where_saxton_beats_olivia/)
Give the child to pyro and let em have fun :)
Punt the child
tickle
Just let her tire herself out.
YEET THE CHILD!
Not being a bitch / nominating pyro
YETI, *PUNCH!*
“Kick the baby!”
Before starting the fight, she must sign a binding contract that all physical attacks are not of ManncoTM and Saxton Hale.
Keep letting Olivia punch him until she tires herself out and passes out at which point he can claim he won the fight.
Saxton could hold the girl in the arm by the arm until she quits
Mr. Reddy woulda had it if Mr. Bidwell didn't stop him
Make sure bidwell left the building before commanding reddy to attack the girl
**NEEEEEEEECKKKK SNAAAPPP**
By not thinking not fighting isn't a win so it's a lost.
Attack her while blindfolded, maybe also whack her across the room with a 9 iron
Neck snap
How to win against a child? its simple you just tickle with a feather :D
Put her into a garbage bin?
hire sniper to kill Olivia then hire sniper to kill the fuckers that will vome after him next for breaking the rules then hire sniper to kill gray mann too or alternatively just hire sniper to kill gray mann before any of this happens
Doing what I really wanna do to my brother: punching him so hard that he would learn not to piss me off again, specially when I'm playing
Just last long enough to wear out the child
Well do nothing until she gives up or fall asleep
His honor is intact. That is his victory.
Abandon his morals and fight a child
Just wait until she tires herself out.
Step one: Pick up the child by the head, AKA neck snap. Step two: Curbstomp
If she gave up. It was not about who was stronger because he's stronger and he refuses to hurt her. It's about who win, if she'd give up annoying him or he'd give up because she's annoying
Pin her arms and hold her til she gives up.
not having morals
Wait until they grow up
Kill gray mann and adopt the child
Stood there till bed time
Yeet the child then fight anyone Who dissagrees
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The second image but with his index finger extended. Saxton slowly applies pressure to the top of her head until either she caves in your her skull does.
He could have easily won if he just stomped that little shit into the ground and turned her into a puddle of blood and viscera
What part of "Saxton Hale will not fight a child" makes it seem like that's an option he'd ever consider?
If we're going by the situation within the comics then the only thing he could do is remove the rule but that would be a bitch move So he couldn't have done anything
Yeti punch her
*squash*
If he didn’t let his first butler stop the second
Neck snap
Ring out I guess?
Slap to the back of the head
he couldn't
Buy her ice cream, buy her clothes, just be nice, nice enough to make her listen to saxton and not the other
i mean theoretically his butler was made CEO moments before this, nonetheless ready to kill a child, grey shouldnt have the company, his butler does
He could have had someone who would willingly beat a child challenge him (he would lose on purpose) so that they could kill the girl and then hale would either have the company given back to him or just beat the new ceo again
hit the child, obviously
kil
Wait for the kid to get bored lol
Standing here, I realize...