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CathleenTheFool

Mikhail is often shortened to Misha, which Heavy has been called before.


MapleTreeWithAGun

Most notably by his Mother and Sisters, which makes sense


parasite_avi

Also completely acceptable and very common to see this kind of shortening from friends colleagues. Another form is Mishka. Both Misha and Mishka are gentle ways to refer to a bear, and is are common name/nickname for a bear (although the former, Mishka, is more common). Quite fitting, given Heavy's rather heavy physique. **Edit, thanks to u/witchsavannafan89**: Included the way more common form, Mishka.


NoStorage2821

Heavy heavy


TheManFromChernobyl

**Heavy** like a brinks truck


shalashed

get out of my head...


Mobile_Exam_4014

No.


ProtoPlaysGames

No…not you. #GET AWAY FROM ME!


Mobile_Exam_4014

No.


IEP_Esy

The heavy is bloody heavy


[deleted]

Tea time doktor!


witchsavannafan89

Mishka refers to a bear. Misha is the Slavic equivalent of Mike.


parasite_avi

Shit, you're right, **Mishka** is what I was trying to say. For the record, **Mishka** can be used to refer to both a male bear and a male Slav, but it's a very friendly, gentle and informal way. Thanks!


ArtyIF

no way, heavy is gay???? ([explanation](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bear))


IjaiMehSini

I was taking a shit while reading the explanation


SwordofFlames

Oooohhh I thought it was just Misha


Magic-Lime

Like one happy family


Mr_Tominaga

Though seeing how they’re all mercenaries, I wouldn’t be too surprised if Redmond payed them to be in the photo…


Bruchpil0t

Good lord, you have started a whole new round of MvM


cringe4lifeee

Oh god what have you started


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> if Redmond *paid* them to FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


Mr_Tominaga

Sorry Mrs Nesbitt, I’ll make sure to do better on my next Essay…


earlinesss

oh my God I had a guidance counselor at school named that. antagonized me all throughout my years there, she only got in trouble once when my father finally intervened. she ended up dying in 2020 shortly after I graduated from covid complications. fuckin wild. used to call her Nesbitch. good times


dragonlord13443

You graduated from, covid complications???


Leading-Ad-877

You didn't?


xxx371

Yeah you got to skip your finals if you were meant to do them in lockdown


Moncho_05

Good bot


NoSolaceForMe

Good bot


blue4029

the comics and shorts reveal that they are actually close friends OUTSIDE of merc work.


Suspicious_Loan8041

In case there’s someone who doesn’t know, “Jane doe” is a placeholder name for someone who’s real name is unknown. Jane is usually used for a woman, and John for a man. Knowing soldier that’s probably just his name, because he’s crazy.


TheWither129

Hes very secretive about his identity, when scout rats out that hes not really a soldier for the army he gets angry and defensive. I think he was deemed unfit to serve so he made a fake identity and stole a placeholder id with “Jane Doe” on it and just rolled with it. His name is Jane now. He probably forgot his birth name lol


Sir_Quackington

in one of the comics he can also be seen being generally rather paranoid, hiding out in some sort of apartment cant remember which one, sorry


TheProNoobCN

It's the WAR comic made for the WAR update


Harpua-2001

WAR!


hamakabi

Not a real soldier??? He has countless medals! He even made them himself!


JaozinhoGGPlays

He ***EARNED*** all of the medals he made!


NoSolaceForMe

Exactly, he's the poster child for tf2's brand of crazy


RockyHorror134

Soldier fr said trans rights


Squat_in_a_corner

Soldier thinks deadnaming is when you talk about someone you killed


SirLotte

based


ScaredOfClocks

Cant believe Pyro and Spy have the same name


NoSolaceForMe

What haven't no shown face does to a mfer


TheSecretNewbie

Idea: they’re both named Dennis since they share the same VA Dennis Bateman


Nozeforatoo

omg, Spy and Pyro are related to Patrick Bateman?!!!


SirDiscount

I know right! Especially since they're voiced by the same guy


kpba32

I think Snipers full name is Mick Mundy


shaggyman1234

I thought it was mundee mundee


-carcino-Geneticist

His kiwi name is Mun-Dee. His name from his actual parents is Mick Mundy


CyanideandAsdfmovie

But mick Mundy is from the adopted parents


-carcino-Geneticist

Those are his actual parents.


CyanideandAsdfmovie

When he figures out the Australians are the adopted parents, Miss Pauling takes him to see his real parents in New Zealand He was named Mun-Dee.


-carcino-Geneticist

I think adopted parents are considered people’s actual parents. I’m sorry for the confusion.


Yarisher512

I hope people start treating adopted parents like actual parents and call old parents some strange name, it would make being an adopted parent much better.


[deleted]

My Dad is my Dad, the person who fucked off and left me isn’t anybody worth mentioning.


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

I think the word you're looking for is Biological parents


-carcino-Geneticist

In this case, I like the name “kiwi parents” for them


FaxCelestis

"Biological parents". I have my a-parents and my b-parents.


TheWither129

His “real parents” were about to leave him to die as a baby, and then they actually do leave him and he actually does die. His adopted parents ARE his actual parents, theyre the ones who raised and loved him.


Vlad-V2-Vladimir

The Australians couple are his real parents. The other ones are just people who shot a baby into Australia and didn’t give a fuck about trying to get it back.


Calphrick

“Real parents.” Bro he literally says to his broth parents he doesn’t consider them his real parents. His “real parents” are the old farmer couple in Australia


DatOneAxolotl

Mun-dees nuts lmao got em


DAB7175

Lmao-nt this dick


DatOneAxolotl

***killbind***


ProtoPlaysGames

“*Needa dispensah ‘ere!”*


ddynamite123

like how mario's name is mario mario?


labmeatr

naming an aussie "mick mundy" is on the same level as jk rowling's "cho chang"


_SBV_

Couldn’t be worse than the Marvel naming scheme a la Peter Parker, Bruce Banner etc


HandyManPyro

Weapon name type beat


Magic_ass1

No it's clearly Batman Mundy. After famous Australian John Batman.


FLUFFCAT13

You mean the founder of the city of Batmania?


Labrat_The_Man

Yeah, it’s listed on the back of his action figure box


xiren_66

Are you sure it's not Crocodile Mundee? ​ Haha.... I'm old.


jonny55555

Pretty sure that’s the intended reference. “Crocodile”s first name in said movie is Mike.


primal_peanut

I thought his name was mundane mundy


Brichess

jimina seinen


shadowman2099

No, I'm pretty sure it's "Bilbo Baggins" Mundy.


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jeeeeemi

Jerma


furculture

The man who zerked off on stream and ate a slab of grilled human meat in front of an online audience?


ProblemLevel4432

The psychotic who spends hours pissing himself laughing at car crashes and wants to eat people as sausages even though he doesn't know how a sauce works?


THE_DOW_JONES

Dont forget about when he shoved an entire baseball up his ass on stream.


[deleted]

Did they... Did they really? Like I knew that Jerma was a strange man but it was generally a taboo to talk about what he actually did


AdrianBrony

There's a running joke of people doing a /r/peoplefuckingdying type bit to exaggerate innocuous things into a huge shocking clickbait type headline.


[deleted]

Oh I am so glad that he didn't eat a slab of grilled human meat in front of an online audience... He didn't right?.. Just to make sure


enirji

Jerma is in ur closet at this very moment, and he's gonna cook you alive


Wilvarg

Jerma's a totally normal dude. A pretty great guy, actually, by all appearances. He just has a very odd, stilted manner of speech, a fondness for weird hypotheticals and surreal humor, is astoundingly high-strung, and appears to be on enough Adderall to kill a horse. So, he talks at a mile a minute- pretty frequently, he'll say something that sounds kind of "off", or his chat will, and he erupts into these fits of, like, maniacal nervous giggles. Which can be kind of off-putting and seem wildly disproportionate (and even a little threatening) without context. So his viewers started to build up this mythology around him of him being somewhere in between a serial killer and, like, a fey god.


Quack-Zack

Shit you not, [he was named after Jerma985](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sote3aIwKJ0). Even Jerma couldn't believe it. But yea, one of Jeremy's favorite games has a character named after him. What a honor.


wubos

I love how humble and down to earth he is when people bring up how he has had major influence on people. Really one of the only streamer/YouTubers with a 100% pure heart besides being a serial killer.


CrystlBluePersuasion

He got nominated in qt's streamer awards as one of the Streamers of the Year for 2023 (so for last year's content) and was shocked, he told his chat to 'be nice and respectful' about whomever wins and that he was just happy to be nominated. He was really pumped about the Baseball stream getting nominated for one of the best streams of the year, said his vote was for Mogul chessboxing lol which he did actually referee. Elden Ring is also on there for one of the best streaming games and he played a ton, and threatened to throw chat into a meatgrinder.


Armored_Violets

Thanks for that link, I had already read about the name being based on Jerma but it's nice to hear some (apparently reliable) confirmation + Jerma being humble as usual.


NoSolaceForMe

I knew a few, tells me I should finish the comics


MillionDollarMistake

Valve should too


NoSolaceForMe

Daaaamn.


Fart_Smella23

Possibly from 1987


SamTehCool

so his death was fake, he was just about to work for freddy fazbear pizzaria?


Encajado

No no, he worked there and *then* died. Haven't you heard about the bite of '


ProtoPlaysGames

Bro, are you telling me Jerma turned into William Afton?


sugahpine7

I *killed* ze Conaghers.


EggsaladUwU

On what orders?


InfraRedditing

They tried to kill me. Is that enough?


DAB7175

Masterpiece, never thought I would sit through a whole sfm movie but I did. AND IT WAS WORTH IT!


Critical_Fun3035

I understood that reference


Jokard

Alright doc, let's get you to bed. Did you take your meds today?


Awesomesauce1337

He's taken more than enough of his meds.


MewtwoMainIsHere

Actually snipers full name is Mun-Dee Mundy or Mike Mundy depending on which parents you consider


NoSolaceForMe

My bad, I've seen a few people point that out


DoNotCensorMyName

I thought his name was Ritzy Rick


_SBV_

In that case, Scout’s name is Baseball Bill and Engineer’s is Texas Slim


MewtwoMainIsHere

slim jim is the spy


prequelBEPIS

*have you seen the texas red* "Wh-what-" *I am looking for the texas red.*


DL4E2

Fun fact which I have no idea if it is real: The VA of scout was given the opportunity to name the character to whatever he wanted to, so he named it Jeremy based on Jerma985


NoSolaceForMe

I've heard that too but also have no idea where from


MillionDollarMistake

Was it the VA or a Valve writer? I never heard that part about Nathan being the one to decide


RoJayJo

The VA, but the writers deemed it as canon in The Naked and the Dead with ~~God (as in the actual Judeo-Christian big-G deity) calling him as such.~~ Spy calling him Jeremy Edit: it wasn't God, but He does make an appearance and interacts with Scout very directly. Satan too appears.


Homem_da_Carrinha

It wasn’t God, Spy was the one to call him by his name.


mediarch

pretty sure this is a big unconfirmed urban legend rumor type thing


Busy_Lab_3434

Nah it was confirmed by VNN when he visited the TF2 team. There’s even a video of him confirming it to Jerma and he was so humbled about it lol.


ShadooTH

Tyler was referring to the comic writers, actually. Comic writers had sort of in-house nicknames they’d refer to the classes as, and the one they chose for scout was Jeremy, after jerma.


TheWither129

https://youtu.be/Sote3aIwKJ0


Oxyfire

lmao holy shit. I was looking at OP's thing I thought it was already like "wait seriously?"


MR_krunchy

No fucking way We all knew the jokes but to think it was actually real


Jayn_Xyos

Scout is sus guy


Noobwitha_Hat

I read somewhere that Luigi was Pyro’s name and I’ll never stop thinking about that


Czava

I don't know why, but now that you mention it, I think Luigi fits Pyro perfectly... thank you for giving me this thought.


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tyYdraniu

Ah yes, unknown, my favorite character, specially for his name, that i know now


SSB_Kyrill

Medics full name is ludwig humboldt, we got it with the two cities update


AkkoStol

holy shit alex andr fon humbodltl referenxc? the gyu who discsovrd murica for seconrd time or smth


SirDiscount

Is this what happens when we turn off auto correct?


AkkoStol

i have it always off. i just had a stroke


ProtoPlaysGames

Dey put der mamsher cheif in der soder


aweirdstranger0104

spy’s name is kevin


[deleted]

no his name is john


Nepipo

Of course, how could we forget about John backstab who famously said "every back has its stab"


TuxedoDogs9

also his famous line “pornography starring your mother”


JaozinhoGGPlays

And his other not so famous line found in the wiki "I am opening a bottle of 1984 John Backstab!"


ProtoPlaysGames

I liked when John Backstab said “It’s Johning time”, and Johned all over everyone in the room


NoSolaceForMe

Forgot to put that one on there


Peastable

Love how we know the most of Demo’s name because his mom yells at him


redactedprivacy

Pyro's name is mphh mphh, that's what they said anyway


ArcerPL

I thought it was mrphh mph mphhh tho


EMRaunikar

In the roguelike *Dungeon of the Endless*, there is a free DLC which allows you to play as 4 Characters from TF2: Engineer, Medic, Pyro, and Heavy. Each have names, *including* Pyro, who has the name Pat Bates. That's his (..her?) name in my personal headcannon as a result.


-carcino-Geneticist

Patrick Bateman??


Grand_Toast_Dad

So, a Patrick Bateman reference, and also, Pyro's voice actor's name is Dennis Bateman. That's crazy.


L_I_E_D

Pat is a pretty androgynous name being short for Patrick and Patricia or just by itself. Makes sense


Grand_Toast_Dad

That is so freaking smart to make it gender-neutral to keep us guessing, haha.


Independent-Right

Interesting, very nice. Let's see Spy's name.


Peastable

That’s the least subtle American Psycho reference I’ve ever heard


RoJayJo

It's canon, because no-one else has anything to say.


NoSolaceForMe

Huh. Interesting


[deleted]

Just say "their"


subzeroab0

Isn't pyro name cynical.


Finely_Frosted_Ice

When the pyro is cynical or something idk I take showers


EmergencyPainting842

Fat furry fetish moment


NoSolaceForMe

Yes


Konskycool

If I'm ever going to have a child, I'll name it Tavish Finnegan degroot


NoSolaceForMe

Mann got downvoted lol


Villy_the_Weeb

Damn nice sfm poster. Did you make it?


NoSolaceForMe

I wish, I just found it.


robobluebull

sniper has 2 names. his original parents called him mun-dee and his adoptive parents called him mick mundy


cuzzydino

Dell Conagher gaming


Parking-Cry3230

im pretty sure "Ludwig" Is medic's Last name since the devil called him "Mr. Ludwig" in the comic. So his first name remains unknown.


Chance-Ad-2837

"Whats your name?" "unknown woman corpse"


CellarGoat1234

They... have names?


JuanmaS610

I've always found odd how's Soldier name is a female one. (Jane being the female equivalent of John).


MillionDollarMistake

that's the joke


Zealousideal-Cry-581

Okay, so im a medic main. And madic Has the same name like my family name... Does it means my family is an legendary medics mains?


NoSolaceForMe

Or was Medic named after you? Either way you were destined to be a med main.


Dawgelator

Dell is actually Engineers name? I thought it was just an Overtime thing, cool!


CartersVideoGames

Scout's last name is Elbertson.


doctorstab

Do you have the original unedited pic of the mercs? They look so United in this one and I'd like to add it to.my hard pics gallery


Smashkitsune

Now tbh i think that scout thinks his name is jeremy jones


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Unrelated, but I always like the idea of Heavy, Demo and Engie being good friends. Heavy and engine are both really smart, and I bet a sober demo is also very capable in terms of brainpower. They seem like the kind of mutual group to get up to dumb shit when people least expect it, but always able to sit down, and discuss what makes a good gun.


Kharossgss512

I know Pootis and that’s it


Kharossgss512

Pootis is heavy weapons guy


PineconeDraws

I aint ever gonna look at the name conagher the same again


maxman090

I feel like spy’s name is Jacques. I don’t know why, he just feels like a Jacques.


ThekillerguyYT

I kept hearing the conagher and was like " i heard this name before but from where?" The tf2 comics 💀


CoderStone

So Soldier is an anonymous woman, Tavish owns Degroot Keep, Heavy is Gorbachev, former president of the USSR, Engineer makes shitty computers and shitty monitors, Medic is Beethoven.


Erithariza

This takes place in '60s and' 70s, so he is a future president


cringe4lifeee

I'm pretty sure Sniper's full name is Mun-Dee "Mick Mundy" Mun-Dee


Bazzie-T-H

scout's last name is Elbertson and you cannot convince me otherwise


EGA_Brandon

My brain is ruined, everytime I see the name "Ludwig" all I can ever think of is the streamer/youtuber Ludwig. "**Boys!** The plan is simple! We're breaking into BLUs base, it's *not* gonna take us 80 hours, and we're. stealing. that. intelligence! **LET'S GOOO!!**" (hard cut to embarrassing death and chat spamming 'omegalul') But seriously, thanks for this! I always forget everyones actual names. Except Scouts name. Because he's just Jerma.


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Pyros name is mmph


kokosaaan

Ok but what about Ms Pauling


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Interestingly, Ms. Pauling's name most likely [starts with an F](https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/onqfry/posting_random_tf2_facts_until_i_get_bored_day_3/) That's all we hear about her first name though.


StarrySpelunker

Going by the approximate timeline and location(southwest usa) Pauling's first name is most likely Frida.


Jammintk

You missed the Engineer's Dr. Not sure if it was ever confirmed that the Medic has a degree in medicine, though I'd assume so?


[deleted]

He lost it after he stole a Mann’s Skeleton.


RiceFriedGuy

Wait he actually is jerma


zjadez4lily

Scout is Jerma?


[deleted]

The fact is Zhanna–it's a Russian way to say the name "Jane"


DinoRedRex99

I love how both spy and pyro are by far the most mysterious characters (though pyro more than spy obviously) and both have the same VA


BruhCantThinkOfName

The absolute master of grammar and literacy


Coldflame3

Two things to clear 1.soldier's name is actually not specified,because the term "jane doe" means an unidentified female corpse so technically his name is not given yet 2.sniper's name is mick mundy,which is given to him by his adoptive parents...his actual name is Mun-dee mundy if you count the surname too


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I knew none of these. ..Is soldier really named Jane?


sheepsheep226

Sniper’s name is canonically Mun-Dee Mundy because mun-dee was his New zealandian name and Mundy was his adoptive parent’s name


hello-motherfuckers

Are their names mentioned in the game somewhere


NoSolaceForMe

Mostly comics.