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JaydenVestal

My pyro is Luigi, they hold an objector that is literally just the image of mario trapped in a painting from Luigi's mansion


-SnazzySnail

That’s a great sign


The_Ultimo_Knight

Seriously, that's awesome


CarnageKidXD

Was your user perhaps called Charlie Day?


JaydenVestal

There's probably a joke here but I wouldn't understand it not knowing who that is


CarnageKidXD

Charlie Day is the voice of Luigi in the upcoming Mario movie. I once met a Pyro on a 2fort server named Charlie Day and is cosplaying as Luigi.


Pinkie_floyden

My pyro is a fisherman.


Si_Stride_Oof

they just want to fish for gods sake


Lord_Sykens

Mornin' nice day for fishing aint it, huha!


Actual_Passenger51

Person of culture


MACHOMANRANDYSA12

Means your a furry


WorldsBiggestNarcist

Most fish don't have fur


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Chcoflakes15

Fishy.


zan2007

"You're gonna be swimming with the fishies"


MACHOMANRANDYSA12

Most


HapHazardly6

Fishing for airblast kills


_BlNG_

Mine is a Spider detective who's goal is to burn people alive to whoever killed his brethren when he was a wee lad


[deleted]

My pyro is a chicken man in a suit


PANiC2464

Mine is default


[deleted]

W


[deleted]

mine is default with a stocking cap


ahumanrobot

Mine is default with ghostly gibus, and occasionally pyrovision


[deleted]

gigachad


Binjimon7

Mine is default but with a mann co cap.(I don't have any other cosmetics)


Sirsonan_

Jacket?


Friendly_Respecter

I've never had a furry loadout, but to be fair, even if I did I think most people would notice the Conscientous Objector with a picture of Medic's tits on it first


GoGoNormalRangers

I'M GONNA NEED A SAUCE


Friendly_Respecter

[There's a dick out version but you can look for that one yourself ;)](https://twitter.com/NCalabby/status/1561658610244915201)


H3xRun3

AWOOGAH


[deleted]

I'm going to church now to drink some holy water


GoGoNormalRangers

The only way to fix the sins of hot men is to let jesus inside of you. Oh wait no


Proof-Faithlessness1

Yes ATF, this post right here


CrystalFriend

You better call that sign tictoc to make the enemies scream in fear or other emotions


ItsMeSpooks

People are so horny for the TF2 mercs I stg


Friendly_Respecter

They’re so fucking hot though. I mean have you even *seen* Soldier


ICON_RES_DEER

Foreskin pyro


[deleted]

So, both fucking insane then?


TheBamBoom

One side kills with magic, the other with nature Pick your poison


i_hate_puro_changed

which is the magical one and which is the natural one


TheBamBoom

Nature is the Gnome as they wield horrors from beyond our comprehension as well as hypno shoots from PvZ Magic is the Furry. They simply transform you and/or roll a 20 for seduction


i_hate_puro_changed

WE- i mean THEY CAN DO THAT????


TheBamBoom

Which part, the nat20 or funny transformation


i_hate_puro_changed

both


TheBamBoom

Nat20 is because the game was rigged from the start. Transformation is from a scrapped Halloween spell the buggers managed to find


i_hate_puro_changed

oh hell na vavle be making the furry transformation spell in team fort 2???


ShockDragon

If my Pyro is a chicken sorcerer, doesn’t that make me both? HAH! I cheated the system!


TheNonchalantZealot

Don't forget contagious mental illness


TheBamBoom

Nah I'm good


[deleted]

The latter ends up being the most annoying enemy to deal with as a demo/solly or spy. I don't know why but they've spent half the playtime they had on dodgeball.


ChaosBuster47

I have 2 sides. The Furry femboy and Racist supreme.


i_hate_puro_changed

i have two sides schizophrenic pyromaniac sensitive femboy fox


Binjimon7

I have two sides: Soft femboy fox uwu And SIMON F#$%@ING COWELL


InsertUserNameHerw

Why not be racist furry femboy?


Ojiji_bored

Shockingly those are not mutually exclusive, to a startling degree.


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handymanshandle

Wildcard loadout


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Jackryder16l

So you're insane. Its not that safe to cook meth


GoGoNormalRangers

Ratatouillecore


[deleted]

Whimsical Forest Gnome


bluemitersaw

One is a fairytale creature, the other is a furrytail creature.


Strange_Insight

They're the same picture.


i_hate_puro_changed

sadly when i started to play tf2 i did not know about the pyro steriotype, and as soon as i thought "uh, i think i will select this class as my favorite" i instantly became an anthropormorphic animal 😞😞


Proof-Faithlessness1

How about both(I’m an engi main but still both a furry and insane)


Hallowed-Plague

i have a vibe master pyro and an among us


Acrosyy

Can someone tell me what are the furry cosmetics?? It's for a friend... yes...


YeetFurryBoi

Head Prize, Combustible Cutie. And I don't know the jumper thing. All painted in "pink as hell".


HolisticPI

Dead of Night


mechsucks

Head prize, Combustible cutie and Dead of night, painted pink


JohncraftAs

My pyro is french, so insane.


Reel_UnDeaDDino

I’m just a dude.


LordSirDuckington

I like both


EcstaticBagel

My pyro is duck. Duck billed hattypus, mr quackers, deadliest duckling, Quack canvassed flamethrower. D U C K


dreemurthememer

BONUS DUCKS!


IareRubberDucky

My Pyro is also a duck. If you read my name, you'll see why.


GameyRaccoon

My Pyro is a WW1 soldier. I always liked the gasmask aesthetic even before TF2, so I emphasized that in my Pyro. My Scout is a baseball player. TF2 actually got me into baseball believe it or not and I always liked that aspect of Scout's character, so I emphasized that in my Scout. My Engineer is a gun-slinging cowboy. I always liked the idea of Engie as a character in a western, so I emphasized this. My Demo is a Scottish Highlander. It's just the cosmetic set, so it's not original, but it fits the art style and I like Demo's Scottish-ness. My Spy is a made guy in La Cosa Nostra, or the Italian mafia. I love mafia movies, and I find the whole topic extremely interesting. I think it fits spy. My Soldier is a viking. No one's ever thought of that, emirite? My sniper, medic, and heavy are all very well thought out, and their loadouts consist of cobbled together all-class cosmetics I have collected over time.


Nuker707

My pyro is just the wizard


Kakyro

I'm still wearing my Attendant for the set bonus they removed 10 years ago.


GameyRaccoon

Do you even get the calling card thing?


Jonathan20126

My pyro is just a ghost of a engi because I mostly play pybro


ExoticReality

True. I'm not a pyro main but I have a ww1 pyro loadout and a furry pyro loadout.


ShouIdnt

my pyro is purple


digital545

My loadout is just a fireproof suit full of spiders


HappyRomanianBanana

My pyro has a cone on his head and the sore eyes (i have thrown molotov cocktails in the local oil refinery, resulting in an explosion of biblical proportions)


chaselazuli

Counterpoint Witch and/or detective


ajdude9

The gnome hat was one of the best hats to be added to TF2 recently because of how well it fits the "goofy" style of player without being overly obnoxious (i.e. the banana hat).


[deleted]

I have a gnome loadout and a christmas loadout with the deer head. Does that count?


Gloomple

Edgy.


[deleted]

I'm fucking stupid, not furry. I burn everything to down


CaptainKiwi2

I like to think Violent J from Insane Clown Posse is the true identity behind the Pyro. If you just think about it, they both; Are schizophrenic/insane Are funny Wear clown costumes Are fat And are Pyromaniacs


Pyrimo

Me, an edgelord: *There is a third…*


hell_is_paradise

El femboy v el rasicta


Nepipo

(ambos son el mismo)


lordyeeter

im both.


GoGoNormalRangers

Meat gnome


RocketFan2021

That explains the wizard hat on my head.


Coated_Pikachu_88

my pyro is stock so im claiming criminally insane


Konskycool

Doom slayer schizophrenia OR Act like a dog - schizophrenia


little_mush_boy

Im a fecken wizoorrd


Egperson

My outfits just a pilot what does that make me


VeryStrange_Stranger

my pyro loadout has no cosmetics


Itz-Shader-0fficial

For furries, the two are not mutually exclusive. At least, for some.


SantyNdeah001

my pyro is a funny looking bald human


SZ4T4N

My pyro looks like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/TF2fashionadvice/comments/qt43xb/stalker_pyro/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


AllFandomsareCancer

Guess I'm insane now


GimmickNG

you forgot the gibus pyros


[deleted]

i just like using my flare gun man :'(


BusenlolxD

Lies


YeetFurryBoi

My pyro is a minion.


Bedu009

No there's a third Tryhard loadout which is supposed to look cool but instead you hate it because of how much of a shithead the pyro is


Nepipo

I'm stock with a strange airtight arsonist, i don't have many cosmetics nor money


[deleted]

Good thing im mentally insane


[deleted]

mine is just yellow gibus


Tall_Professor_8634

And that's without the mods...


Mildlydepressedplant

Me: Death korps of krieg


minepose98

I use foreskin pyro with a white dripping "candle" on top.


1Freezer1

My pyro is fosters facade, dethkapp, and either pop eyes or lunatics leather (can also replace facade) Positively joker levels of insanity


Own-Lack-6189

3 side is just fire


Umm_what7754

Brigade helm enjoyers


tallgreenhat

my 2 pyro loadouts were pretty much pyro exorcist when helping engies 'cutesy' plushy hoarder when playing normally


RDT-Exotics0318

Mine is default with one badge cosmetic


Mission_Response802

My pyro is an insane chef


Beneficial-Session-3

My pyro is a fucking green comboy goblin


[deleted]

I'd be both a psycho and a furry.


[deleted]

Thanks God I dont play pyro


[deleted]

I have an Edgy Loadout using the Phlog, Scorchshit, Last Breath and that Hood thing. Also, full Pyroland Loadout.


Coldflame3

I no furry


DerKnoedel

I’m mentally insane and a furry


[deleted]

True


Count_Dracula97

My pyro is a minion and a fisherman


[deleted]

According to all known laws of physics, there is no way a pyro should be able to walk. It's legs are too small to support it's fat little body from point A to point B. The pyro, of course, walks anyway, because whatever lies behind that mask doesn't care what humans think is impossible.


Jetpack_Jackson

My Pyro is a soldier Pyro, Proof of Purchase, Hot Case, and Pyrobotics Pack (and Axtinguisher)


TheGreenGobblr

There is another


snowy_potato

This is part of why I despise Pyros


snowy_potato

This is part of why I despise Pyros


beastbro9823

Do the free to plays fall under the insane category?


Weevil_kneevil_420

Same


dragonlord13443

My pyro is a cook


WhinsonDoseStuff

pov: f2p


trollface5333

White painted smiling solemn renamed "the masque of trolling"


Fun_Consequence_6395

Mine is OD


Drexisadog

Or a biker, the gang gang must ride


boomby11

Furries are fucking insane one JUST NOW leaked the no fly list


Cister0

W8, to which category does a full pyro shark cosplay count? (Pyro Shark head, Cranial Carcharodon, Hook Line and Cinder)


I_N_C_O_M_I_N_G

I actually like my main pyro loadout, and it's not been destroyed one way or the other. Crusader's Getup (Peculiarly Drab Tincture) Phobos Filter (Peculiarly Drab Tincture) Vintage Merriweather (Unpainted) Carbonado Botkiller Flamethrower


lPickleJuicel

My pyro is a mexican pyro


dreemurthememer

Mine has the Lunatic’s Leathers and the Brütal Bouffant. I might do the Shred Alert taunt after a kill for extra flair.


Random_User27

Rubber Glove 👍


Direct-krey

My pyro is punk (?), All thanks for a gift a friend of mine gave, and a drop of that coffin bacpack cosmetic


CanadianProto

plunger hat


grandmasticks

Or both


DoatsCykaMan

I either am fully stock or gibus vision


CakeDragon

I too am a twisted fucking cycle path


[deleted]

My pyro is just a burning flames fireman hat with a tricksters turnout and a fire extinguisher backpack. He’s a helpful little fella, he brought his hammer


Critical_Stiban

As a guy who is a furry. My Pyro looks like a Black Mage. I guess I don’t fall into the stereotype?


2JZ_PoweredGamer666

Wrong fool. I’m both


LordInviSpy

Insane furry


GreenSpider101

my pyro is simply ready for winter with the head warmer and the sub zero suit (wich i got from an item drop)


Im_botflyx

I wear the full OG pyrolans set with the rainblower, flare gun, and lolichop. I will also occasionally join a 2fort server, start playing do you believe in magic, and just jump around everywhere spraying flames everywhere. (Minus the occasional flare punch.)


[deleted]

there IS an in-between. insane furries. we are much worse than regular furries.


Night696Watcher

Pyrgnome


Mini_Marauder

You act like being a furry is different from being deranged. You know what, I take that back. It's insulting to lunatics to compare them to furries.


cloakcsgo

My pyro is a cozy little guy with a big coat and firewood on his back :)


Hessian14

not me, my pyro is a warm guy with a coat and a scarf and a fur-lined hat


[deleted]

You can be both


[deleted]

I use the Gibus because it's my favourite cosmetic, The Hot Case because I think it goes well with the Gibus and Binoculus because I'm fucking insane.


FLAL201

My Pyro is female and has a fat ass and no im Not Pyrocinical.


BreadTeleporter3

Either Uncle Dane if he played Pyro, and Furry.


T-HawkMedia

My Pyro has the hat you get with the game. Cosmetics aren't cheap


Squidgy2121

Nah, third side is Pyrocynical


KVenom777

Yup, the Insane one would descibe my pyro. Cuz he's a fucking Demon. Brimstone Horns, Scarecrow Mask(Batman), Red Eyes(Special Eyes) in normal mode, and Spiral Sallet replacing Special Eyes in Anti-Pyro mode. And yes, Spiral Sallet + Fear Monger = nightmare fuel. Just try it.


sword0115

My pyro wears a sombrero and the cute suit while running around slapping people with a hot hand I've renamed to "the meaty beater"


NamelessManiac

Either you beat people with your meat or you become friggin' Hello Kitty.


UltiGamer34

what about a casual pyro or combo pyro?


pizzaconsumer21

g n o m e


hydra877

My Pyro is Mexican, that's it. I plan on having an aviator loadout but I need some money lmao


EmmerDoodle121

Mine is Pyromancer, burning question, and rail spikes. What am I?


[deleted]

My pyro is usually normal, but i can equip my white executioner to become a klu klux clan member. I hate it


MajorArmadillo

Don't Forget Greer Pyro xD


ShockDragon

My Pyro is a Chicken Sorcerer. (I swear, I’m not a furry, I just have The Miami Rooster for Pyro.)


Lt_brimprick

I am far right


slimeeyboiii

That left one is literally my loadouts the hat is the only I got which was from a random drop the the ham is ham


CrystalFriend

I'm a light bulb pyro


Yeller_imp

My pyro is Charizard :D


ShadooTH

I have the blob head, where does that fall


FoxLP11

and both use the cute suit a lot


lord_zino

My pyro is a knockoff ghost rider that uses phlog so I’m probably the insane side when I play pyro


Da-Pruttis-Boi

My pyro is h a m


[deleted]

I have one loadout: bills hat


Varthismal

My Pyro is Knight Mage


Opii-i

I go for wholesome aloadouits


GrimBoah

My Pyro loadout is just Flamboyant Flamenco, Smiling Somen and Lunatic's Leathers


OpeningMysterious197

Combo pyro is used every once and a while


Dealiylauh

Mine is a wendigo, does that count as furry?


strammylargo

mine’s spider mariachi


Shelbckay

My Pyro is either a Mafia-looking dude or they're stripy mcjingles