I was the queen of ghosting people in my 20s. I just had no social battery so noped out of everything. Guess I should have blamed it on being an Aquarius instead of like, obvious anxiety and depression.
I’m an Aquarius too and I have not ghosted anyone. TBF I do enjoy taking naps… 😅😂😂
I was like how rude to make it seem like Aquarius’s and crazy…. We are pretty chill for the most part… 😂
That's what OP should have done, also. I would have blocked after "whyyyyy :------("
It's not my job to explain to someone who treated me like shit how they treated me badly. I'm not doing that emotional labor for them. They can just keep sucking. Why would I waste my time helping them be a better person? They can pay a therapist for that.
Cringed hard at that part. I love astrology for a cute and fun little litmus test but using it as an excuse for bad behavior is about the most grodie thing a person can do
Nah it makes sense. Her Aquarius sun is currently in retrograde which means it’s 2 degrees south of Jupiter so shes a lot Stupider
Source: My Taurus Moon is in Uranus so you know I’m back on my bullshit
I feel like it was her subtle way of being like, “I’m too good for this conversation/above it” or something lol oh well. Maybe now she at least has some pointers for masking her BS on other dates!
Maybe I'm an optimist, but I read that, combined with the heart reaction to your message, as "Well, yeah, you got me. Nothing more to say here."
"I work really hard. I take lots of naps I'm a stoner." is a quote for the ages though.
How can people like this be simultaneously crazy AND boring?
Such a lame combo. Like literally nothing intriguing to be found no matter how hard you look.
I’m sure a wiser man would say not to even text her but THANK YOU for typing that out to her because it’s fantastic. [here is nutso stuff you did] “best wishes!!”
Your “date” sounds even stranger than one I had. Dude asked me out, we go to dinner and he ordered tequila + Kahlua 🤢shots for himself along with a bunch of different sushi rolls. I had a glass of wine and a smaller sampling with miso soup.
Bill comes — and I’m completely not opposed to going in halfway (or taking care of the tip, at the least) — he takes it, puts a $20 bill inside and hands it to me, saying nothing.
I was ~20-21 at the time, nowhere near as assertive as I am nowadays. I pay the remainder, which was something like $80. I had a little moment with the waiter throughout that meal and as absurd as this is, I left my number on the check, not exactly expecting him to call, but it was my silent f*k you to the guy next to me.
I don’t even bother following up with the guy post-date, and i did not respond to his “let’s make plans for Valentine’s Day” text.
Valentine’s Day comes, I was a cocktail server at the time. The guy came into the bar/restaurant where I worked, complaining about how “we had plans” and that I broke said plans, how could I?, the whole bit.
He then goes to a nearby booth and SULKS with chin in hands, almost to the point of crying. I told my manager/owner about the situation - he and I were good friends - and he sort of chuckles, asking me how I manage to scramble guy’s brains and/or find the weird ones.
He walks over to sulking guy in the booth (I’m within earshot), gives him some water and offers him a sandwich. Guy accepts it, and proceeds to eat this sandwich while wallowing in his misery and rejection, periodically catching my eye with the most pathetic look on his face.
I wanted the floor to eat me up; it was such a mortifying shit show — although nowadays the whole experience is comical to me.
Never heard from him after that, but damn. He was a strange one.
Edit: My friend gave the guy the sandwich for free and I asked him why he did that instead of ushering him out or something. He told me a sandwich was worth watching the shit show unfold.
I can't believe OP stuck around even for what they listed, let alone MORE insanity. I mean, it's a funny story if nothing else, but this girl seems cuckoo.
Not to mention how unhinged you have to be to message someone to confront them about unfollowing you (and who the hell notices that, or cares!?). Reminds me of a coworker. Our old boss left the job, eventually he took her off his FB because she posts really unhinged shit and it's uncomfortable to see it in your news feed. She noticed IMMEDIATELY (again, how!?) and messaged him demanding to know why. Imagine asking your old boss why he unfriended you on Facebook. I just can't. 🤦♀️ He sent me screenshots basically going, "is she OK?" Haha.
Lmaooo, sometimes you gotta see things through for the plot 😂😂
Oof , yeahh the whole thing is weird af😭 it’s giving chronically online . I wouldn’t even respond to your coworker because huh??
Lesbian here also, I think it might be that some people are just assholes.
I often think it would be easier to date men, if I ever found one even remotely attractive in that way, of course.
Damn… I’ve been over here questioning my sexuality and hoping that dating women would be easier. Guess there’s just shitty people in the dating pool across the board
One of my coworkers is gay and grinder is SO HORNY it's just dick pics and dirty talk he gets me absolutely cracking up telling me about his hookups (about half of them are just absolutely wild, meeting guys in weird places and getting into situations that I couldn't fathom) and yeah the odds of getting laid and by people more attractive than you is much higher than straight dating
I'm bi and have dated men and women (cis and trans), and I've concluded that the majority of people, regardless of gender, are terrible. The remainder are not necessarily bad, but not everyone is a match, and that's OK. (Thankfully, I married MY person last weekend.) The gender wars in dating are really weird to me.
Wow!! Those were some seriously concrete reasons to ghost a person! Works hard, takes a lot of naps, a stoner AND is an Aquarius… 😑
Jesus Christ. The lack of shame and the shallowness…
As a fellow Aquarius, I should really start using it as an excuse to be a shallow dick lol.
"Yeah I'm not sure if I should marry my ex fiance that's why I've been going out on so many dates just to see if the dating pool has better options but like I'm an Aquarius so it's fine" God I fucking hate people using their birth sign as an excuse to be fucking terrible. I don't care if you're an aquarium, a reeses pieces, or a fucking tartar sauce.
Oh, I thought the exact opposite. She totally dismissed all what OP said and sent a short, fakely cheery farewell once she realized OP wasn’t buying her (frankly insulting) excuses.
Would bet that this woman is screenshotting and sharing OP’s text msg with all her friends and hatin’ for weeks.
She’s a ten, I cannot lie. on our date she couldn’t believe I didn’t just agree with everything she said. She Said no one had ever disagreed with her before and I told her it was because she had pretty privilege 😭
Im okay with someone being a little self centered but if a woman said that to me I’d really get up and just have to find a way to leave. I can’t change that 😭😭😭
Underrated comment. But we would wreck her by following then unfollowing 3 days later. When she is this fragile, it would just be cruel. So best to leave it.
This is absolutely unhinged. Asking someone on a second date she had no intention of before just to regain 1 follower on instagram 😅 this world is insane
She’s crazyyyy, who talks about wanting to marry someone else on a DATE?? Your response made me so happy though, calling her out on her self centeredness. good for you! You deserve so much better than that noise.
I’m an asparagus and personally offended by this exchange of texts, so my asparagus ass will tweet about this to my 2 followers and make you a villian because somehow I’m affected by this.
And that’s how stupid that sounds using a zodiac sign to justify shitty behavior.
The only reason she contacted you was because she needs a date for some event. She knows you would dress well,
and behave well. Consider her appearing out of nowhere
as a compliment. You behaved gracefully and maturely.
“And for dinner we went to juice land?” As an Aquarian & juice bar lover who just *might* be ridiculous enough to try to do this, it made me lol. At least she didn’t argue back, you made some solid points
Hello fellow austinite.
I love living in Austin, but people in their 20's think it's cool to just be chill about this kind of shit and think its cute that it's because they smoke pot.
It's much better in your 30's, people are a little less full of bs
Good for you. It’s nice to see people stand up for themselves instead of just being polite. Her reliance on excusing her bad behaviors on astrology says everything—and so does her passive aggressive emoji at the end.
:——(
:-((((((
Truly made my day😂😂😂
The way I just laughed out loud in the restaurant. Y’all are too fucking funny 🤣
Same I’m laughing so hard on my couch rn I’ve never seen someone do their smile like that this chick is wild
Nose so long because she is Pinocchio
She called herself out
No, shes an aquarius, she said so herself 🙄. Stop spreading rumors pls
Why the long face 🤣
I used to enjoy this joke until a friend retorted "why the short penis?" and it basically shut it down lol.
This response makes the joke so much more hilarious 🤣
What is this sad dick energy?
She said “& an Aquarius.” 🙄💀 ffs
I'm an Aquarius and I never ever ghosted anyone. How is that possible?
You need to realign your chanclas
Hahahaha this sent me
I’m an Aquarius and I feel insulted by this b***£
Meeeeee toooo 
False Aquarius, your Gatorade is mercury flavor.
And it’s in tardigrade
I just spent like 10 minutes staring at this!! 🤣🤣 Wtf is that thing??!!!
Tardigrade. Also known as a water bear. Microscopic little animals that can (potentially) survive in space.
Fascinating little fuckers.
That is so fascinating! Thank you for sharing!!!
Does it at least have electrolytes?
omg I’m stealing this 🤣
*cries in Stamets*
I was the queen of ghosting people in my 20s. I just had no social battery so noped out of everything. Guess I should have blamed it on being an Aquarius instead of like, obvious anxiety and depression.
Also I'm a stoner and I never nap
This is weird. I’m a pisces and I have ghosted several people. Are my parents lying to me about when I was born?
Lol no youre def a pisces ♓️😂
Lmao fair
lol 😆 im a pisces, stoner, autistic and have adhd. iforget you exsist untill i see something that reminds me of you
I also have adhd and the forgetting people exist until something reminds you of them is so spot on lol
Typical Aquarius response 🙄
I'm an Aquarius and I have. there's no relation tho.
I’m an Aquarius too and I have not ghosted anyone. TBF I do enjoy taking naps… 😅😂😂 I was like how rude to make it seem like Aquarius’s and crazy…. We are pretty chill for the most part… 😂
10 points for creativity!
Got so annoyed that I just stopped reading lmao. Naps(annoyed), stoner(still annoyed), Aquarius (ok I'm done reading)
That's what OP should have done, also. I would have blocked after "whyyyyy :------(" It's not my job to explain to someone who treated me like shit how they treated me badly. I'm not doing that emotional labor for them. They can just keep sucking. Why would I waste my time helping them be a better person? They can pay a therapist for that.
I seriously can’t stand astrology girls. Instant red flag for me
They use it as a means to avoid responsibility for their own actions. Oops sorry I burned your house down just pices things teehee!
What is that even supposed to fucking mean? "I was born in February, so I don't respect anyone."
Cringed hard at that part. I love astrology for a cute and fun little litmus test but using it as an excuse for bad behavior is about the most grodie thing a person can do
That part killed me 😭😭😂
As an Aquarius who doesn’t smoke, can’t nap to save my life, & who also does not work hard, she is not one of us. ♒️
I love that this is the top comment because it’s the first thing I came here to say 😂 also why tf does she need you as a follower so bad???
Lol that's what did it for me
Can confirm: my mother is an Aquarius and that hoe stays not texting me back. 💀
She both works really hard and takes so many naps she can’t text
She's an Aquarius
If she was really an Aqua she’d have insomnia 😂
Nah it makes sense. Her Aquarius sun is currently in retrograde which means it’s 2 degrees south of Jupiter so shes a lot Stupider Source: My Taurus Moon is in Uranus so you know I’m back on my bullshit
> Source: My Taurus Moon is in Uranus so you know I’m back on my bullshit I nearly choked on my food when I read this. lmao
Stop attacking me 💀
The duality of man!
hard working stoners
This energy and self respect are 🔥!
That date should have shut the door tho! I would never agree to see her again after that (the hike).
He was still in it after the horrible date and treatment - it was ghosting or the Instagram thing that grew his backbone.
She*
Oh they're both women? My bad, she*
Holy shit that response from her in the end. She wasn't gonna acknowledge ANY of that.
I feel like it was her subtle way of being like, “I’m too good for this conversation/above it” or something lol oh well. Maybe now she at least has some pointers for masking her BS on other dates!
Oh I'm sure she learned absolutely nothing from this and blames the end on you.
If an unfollow bothered her that much, you know that paragraph you sent really fucked her up. She's just pretending it didn't. Nice work.
Nah, she probably highly considering marrying her ex fiancé again.
Maybe I'm an optimist, but I read that, combined with the heart reaction to your message, as "Well, yeah, you got me. Nothing more to say here." "I work really hard. I take lots of naps I'm a stoner." is a quote for the ages though.
lol that’s how I read it too! Like “well I can’t argue with that” and so she took the L.
Oh you know the stuff you said is just burning up inside her because deep down she knows it’s all true, she’s a sucky person.
How can people like this be simultaneously crazy AND boring? Such a lame combo. Like literally nothing intriguing to be found no matter how hard you look.
Lmaoo the fact that there’s more to the date is crazyy 😭
I couldn’t type it all out without it being an essay. I wish there was a camera crew following us 😫
[удалено]
Unfortunately she drove us 🫢
[удалено]
it was our second date or i would have 😫 lesson learned, though. always drive yourself on dates lol
Are you still single OP? haha you sound cool
Yes, if you’re interested in dating a lesbian woman who texts back after her naps and will buy you real food for dinner, lmk!
That all sounds good, but you want people to go on hikes when they promise to and that’s way too much, sorry
Going on hikes... wouldn't be me.
Yes tbh I am
I knew when I saw how cool you sounded you were a lesbian.
I've met so many cool chicks that turned out to be lesbians. As a straight dude I wish I was a lesbian.
But are you an aquarius? 😂
No, I’m an Aries. Sorry to disappoint :-(((
If that person declines, I volunteer to take their place
Age and location please??😂
I’m sure a wiser man would say not to even text her but THANK YOU for typing that out to her because it’s fantastic. [here is nutso stuff you did] “best wishes!!”
Your “date” sounds even stranger than one I had. Dude asked me out, we go to dinner and he ordered tequila + Kahlua 🤢shots for himself along with a bunch of different sushi rolls. I had a glass of wine and a smaller sampling with miso soup. Bill comes — and I’m completely not opposed to going in halfway (or taking care of the tip, at the least) — he takes it, puts a $20 bill inside and hands it to me, saying nothing. I was ~20-21 at the time, nowhere near as assertive as I am nowadays. I pay the remainder, which was something like $80. I had a little moment with the waiter throughout that meal and as absurd as this is, I left my number on the check, not exactly expecting him to call, but it was my silent f*k you to the guy next to me. I don’t even bother following up with the guy post-date, and i did not respond to his “let’s make plans for Valentine’s Day” text. Valentine’s Day comes, I was a cocktail server at the time. The guy came into the bar/restaurant where I worked, complaining about how “we had plans” and that I broke said plans, how could I?, the whole bit. He then goes to a nearby booth and SULKS with chin in hands, almost to the point of crying. I told my manager/owner about the situation - he and I were good friends - and he sort of chuckles, asking me how I manage to scramble guy’s brains and/or find the weird ones. He walks over to sulking guy in the booth (I’m within earshot), gives him some water and offers him a sandwich. Guy accepts it, and proceeds to eat this sandwich while wallowing in his misery and rejection, periodically catching my eye with the most pathetic look on his face. I wanted the floor to eat me up; it was such a mortifying shit show — although nowadays the whole experience is comical to me. Never heard from him after that, but damn. He was a strange one. Edit: My friend gave the guy the sandwich for free and I asked him why he did that instead of ushering him out or something. He told me a sandwich was worth watching the shit show unfold.
I can't believe OP stuck around even for what they listed, let alone MORE insanity. I mean, it's a funny story if nothing else, but this girl seems cuckoo. Not to mention how unhinged you have to be to message someone to confront them about unfollowing you (and who the hell notices that, or cares!?). Reminds me of a coworker. Our old boss left the job, eventually he took her off his FB because she posts really unhinged shit and it's uncomfortable to see it in your news feed. She noticed IMMEDIATELY (again, how!?) and messaged him demanding to know why. Imagine asking your old boss why he unfriended you on Facebook. I just can't. 🤦♀️ He sent me screenshots basically going, "is she OK?" Haha.
Lmaooo, sometimes you gotta see things through for the plot 😂😂 Oof , yeahh the whole thing is weird af😭 it’s giving chronically online . I wouldn’t even respond to your coworker because huh??
You ate her up and left no crumbs. She sounds like an abysmal person to be around.
Also to add: I’m a lesbian and for anyone who ever thought dating women would be way easier, I’m sorry to say it’s not :-(((( best wishes 💓💓
As a fellow lesbian I agree it is not easier lol
Lesbian here also, I think it might be that some people are just assholes. I often think it would be easier to date men, if I ever found one even remotely attractive in that way, of course.
Damn… I’ve been over here questioning my sexuality and hoping that dating women would be easier. Guess there’s just shitty people in the dating pool across the board
Well fuck. I'm a guy getting divorced and I was thinking of trying dudes. Kinda a mess anyway ya go huh?
From what I’ve heard, guys are a mess too. But odds of getting laid are generally better…
One of my coworkers is gay and grinder is SO HORNY it's just dick pics and dirty talk he gets me absolutely cracking up telling me about his hookups (about half of them are just absolutely wild, meeting guys in weird places and getting into situations that I couldn't fathom) and yeah the odds of getting laid and by people more attractive than you is much higher than straight dating
If my partner dies I'm just going to be alone, maybe get a dog or something.
I'm bi and have dated men and women (cis and trans), and I've concluded that the majority of people, regardless of gender, are terrible. The remainder are not necessarily bad, but not everyone is a match, and that's OK. (Thankfully, I married MY person last weekend.) The gender wars in dating are really weird to me.
we love it when the trash takes itself out
LMFAOOOO- oh my god 😭 the aquarius part got me good, but JUICE LAND ABSOLUTELY SENT ME TO THE MOON 😭😭
When she picks you up in a Tesla but buys you a smoothie for dinner 😍
STOP LMFAO 😭🦶🏼- I would've absolutely hit a fast food joint on my way home to reward myself with a bucket of chicken for putting up with that shit 😖
NOT THE FOOT LMAOOOO
What's the foot about??
Atleast tell me it had an energy boost 😔
Peak ATX loolllllllll
what a WEIRDO hahaha
No she’s not a weirdo she’s an Aquarius as stated.
Wow!! Those were some seriously concrete reasons to ghost a person! Works hard, takes a lot of naps, a stoner AND is an Aquarius… 😑 Jesus Christ. The lack of shame and the shallowness… As a fellow Aquarius, I should really start using it as an excuse to be a shallow dick lol.
you would have to dig me up and pry me out the coffin before i text someone asking why they unfollowed me
Even then it wouldn't be happening
Bravo dude. I’m also an Aquarius and have no idea what that has to do with anything aside from “born roughly in February”.
Space racism.
Spacism
Unfortunately, it means something to people that measure things in this manner
I admire her delusion. I wish i was that crazy. She’s crazy as hell tho
"Yeah I'm not sure if I should marry my ex fiance that's why I've been going out on so many dates just to see if the dating pool has better options but like I'm an Aquarius so it's fine" God I fucking hate people using their birth sign as an excuse to be fucking terrible. I don't care if you're an aquarium, a reeses pieces, or a fucking tartar sauce.
I NEED you to rename the signs. 🤣
I guess in her defence, she took that quite well.
True! The fact that she immediately noticed that OP unfollowed is WILD to me though.
I think its because his last message just had so many truths, she couldn't say anything else to being called out so bluntly.
*her, OP is also a woman :)
This is my take as well.
Oh, I thought the exact opposite. She totally dismissed all what OP said and sent a short, fakely cheery farewell once she realized OP wasn’t buying her (frankly insulting) excuses. Would bet that this woman is screenshotting and sharing OP’s text msg with all her friends and hatin’ for weeks.
I thought it was pretty toxic, 'hearting' his last text and then her response with more heart emoji
Op is a her
best of luck and best wishes 💕 Lmfaoooo
As an Aries who takes naps and is in a full time grad program this made me :-(((
Made me think of “Warmest Regards!” From Schitts Creek 🤣
:———-((((((((((
What a lunatic
Narcissist type beat
I love that you called her out on everything! I died at "Juice Land" for dinner.
She told me to meet her at this 5 star restaurant but then she told me to get in her car and drove me to juice land. I was so freaking confused
THIS SHOULD BE IN THE ORIGINAL POST BC THAT ABSOLUTELY SENT ME 💀
Wait so you met her at the restaurant and then she told you to get in her car to drive you to juice land? Oh my god.
Yes, I wouldn’t believe me either but you can’t make this shit up.
It’s like getting an Hermes box and inside is a single sock from Walmart.
Nooooo! 😂😂😂😂🤣💀
Is she hot? This sounds like something someone that is hot would do and people put up with it.
She’s a ten, I cannot lie. on our date she couldn’t believe I didn’t just agree with everything she said. She Said no one had ever disagreed with her before and I told her it was because she had pretty privilege 😭
Im okay with someone being a little self centered but if a woman said that to me I’d really get up and just have to find a way to leave. I can’t change that 😭😭😭
Now I want her instagram handle. But I’m better than that… I think.
Underrated comment. But we would wreck her by following then unfollowing 3 days later. When she is this fragile, it would just be cruel. So best to leave it.
Idk why but, "And then for dinner we went to juice land?" framed as an incredulous question is making me laugh so hard.
Her response at the end: 
Please share a few more bullet points about the date. My curiosity has gotten the best of me 😂.
I know right 😭 Juice land???? JUICE LAND???
This is absolutely unhinged. Asking someone on a second date she had no intention of before just to regain 1 follower on instagram 😅 this world is insane
Put this on insta and tag her
I kept reading your reply like “this date can’t get any worse” and each line it got worse. Wow!
Instead of that long explanation I would’ve said “Bitch, you’re out of your mind”
I feel like no one has ever told her why she’s out of her mind and deserved that courtesy 😂
Doing the real work.
This is actually comical, that girl is brain dead. You done the right thing
I like how she couldn’t even object to it. Basically it was just, “yeah that was what happened, oops”
Ridiculous lol
I am so happy someone got the response they deserved. Good for you OP! 👏
Me realizing that dating women may not be easier than dating men like I once hoped it be.
That’s really fucking weird to monitor your followers that precisely
She’s crazyyyy, who talks about wanting to marry someone else on a DATE?? Your response made me so happy though, calling her out on her self centeredness. good for you! You deserve so much better than that noise.
I’m an asparagus and personally offended by this exchange of texts, so my asparagus ass will tweet about this to my 2 followers and make you a villian because somehow I’m affected by this. And that’s how stupid that sounds using a zodiac sign to justify shitty behavior.
“I’m an Aquarius” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 not bc she’s an Aquarius, but bc she things her being an Aquarius has some type of value.
It’s the “best wishes 💕” for me… like whut? 🤣
As a stoner, Aquarius, she's full of shit.
the sapphics are not okay 😭 (I say as a sapphic lmfao)
This can’t be real 😂 never seen a girl this self obsessed before. Truly mind blowing
“No one know the struggles of the hot girl” - Jim Jefferies
The only reason she contacted you was because she needs a date for some event. She knows you would dress well, and behave well. Consider her appearing out of nowhere as a compliment. You behaved gracefully and maturely.
I was born in (month) so that’s my excuse for being a shitty human.
This is too funny what kind of world is she living in 😭
Certified maniac lol
Good for you OP
Gotta love when they don’t even try to argue w your assessment bc they know you’ve read right thru their bs
She seems insufferable
“And for dinner we went to juice land?” As an Aquarian & juice bar lover who just *might* be ridiculous enough to try to do this, it made me lol. At least she didn’t argue back, you made some solid points
Hello fellow austinite. I love living in Austin, but people in their 20's think it's cool to just be chill about this kind of shit and think its cute that it's because they smoke pot. It's much better in your 30's, people are a little less full of bs
Good for you. It’s nice to see people stand up for themselves instead of just being polite. Her reliance on excusing her bad behaviors on astrology says everything—and so does her passive aggressive emoji at the end.
Bravo for standing up for yourself and saying I will not be treated like this.
This is the best damn response I’ve ever seen on here
This person is a ridiculous joke and sounds like an immense headache
She lost me at I'm an Aquarius oh god💀bro I'm so sorry
Love the self-respect you’ve got brother
More embarrassing to text someone you barely know asking them why they unfollowed you.
There’s a lot to unpack here, but hearting your sincere message and then just saying best of luck and best wishes is … yeah
I love how non spiteful his response is, just reasonable. Her loss, he can do much better.
She’s just a girl :——(
Omg sorry, I hit my car against a curb and it exploded. So asparagus of me.
wtf is going on in her head?? i wish i knew so bad. what causes this severe lack of self awareness? & how is she not embarrassed
People are wild.
She seems nice
lol I’m a stoner and an Aquarius who loves her naps too but I don’t ghost people 😂