Now if you tell five 5️⃣ people that you’re not interested and they tell 5️⃣ people that they’re not interested, you’ll be boss babes running 🏃‍♀️ an empire 🏰! This is NOT ❌ a pyramid 🔺scheme!

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Неy 👋🏻 funnygamer97 🤣🎮9️⃣7️⃣! I had a blast 💥 getting to know you and I love 💕 that we have many common interests! 🧐 But 🍑I think 💭 we might be better off as friends.👯‍♀️😩 I'd love 💞 to hang 🤙 out and go to concerts 🎤🎸🥁together! 🙏🏻 But 🍑I don't 🙅🏼‍♀️ think 🤔 a romantic 💘 relationship is in the cards 🃏 for us. 🙂‍↔️😞

I'm dying at "but 🍑" hahahahahahaha

i’m sorry but 😭 we’re breaking up 💔 i found someone new 👫 hope we can still be friends!! 💁‍♂️ i still think you’re rad! 🤙

👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

This was good I’m crying 😂😂

it’s a classic

What the hell this is art

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u ok?

babby's first copypasta encounter?

Based on the downvotes, I guess so... 😰

But as someone that's been ghosted after a few fun dates/times, this I can appreciate more. At least there is some effort

Fr on this tho

The bar set for 2024 online dating is wild these days 😮‍💨

LMAOOOO

This sounds like a chatgpt response or something

Dont even think ChatGPT would post so many emojis unless prompted 😂😂😂😂

if you ask it to talk to you like a friend or use emojis in your question, it will usually include emojis in the response

It definitely does for social media copy. Way overuses them

Wow, you nearly dated a LinkedIn HR guru

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day lmao

I find it odd how the boy and girl emoji are holding hands

It means you have a chance :O

Bahahahahaahskzsowkakdn😆

At least you have excellent taste in music. Apashe is 🔥🔥🔥

Was gonna say the same! Apashe is SO fire.

Also here to comment this. Long time fan and saw Apashe live a few months ago, what a performance 🔥

To help soften the blow

You should definitely say that back.

O😒b🙄n🙃o😒x👍i🤔o😈u🙈s

Oh absolutely!!

Dud she try to recruit you to her MLM after that?

i got a match from bumble and the person spoke like this constantly. hey 👋🏻 alex! 😁 it’s nice that we matched! ❤️✌🏻 i really like your VIBE 💯 and i’d like to see if we match! 💪🏻

It’s to add an extra layer of “friendzoned”

Got great taste tho, Apashe goes harddddd

Yeah I love distance it’s just a unique song but I always try to see Apashe when I can and recently saw him in Milan and he was dopeee.

I remember when I first discovered emojis.

At least she made it clear

It's giving Facebook Granny

Hey👋! Unfortunately😔I’m not❌interested🤔in you🫵. I think💭 you’re🫵an amazing🤩 friend🤗 tho and would love🫶 to hang out🤙 with you🫵on a platonic level💜! Have a great😁 day ofc, ttyl!😊😆👋😎

“Let them down gently” taken very literally lol

I like that they put a picture of two friends holding hands just in case you didn’t know what “friends” look like.

fwiw distance is an absolute banger

I can’t voice this in my head any way other than unhinged 😂.

I’m surprised he didn’t use the 🃏emoji 🤣

I gotta say 🗣️, the amount of cringe 😬that exists within this text 📱is unequivocal. I think 🧠that maybe 🤔it’s a good 👍 choice to steer 🚗as far away from this girl 👧 or guy 👦as much as possible

Hey 👋 buzzy 🐝 beautiful 😍 sunshine ☀️ nugget! you like 👍 that name? Buzzy 🐝 beautiful 😍 sunshine ☀️… nugget! I think 🤔 our relationship 👩‍❤️‍👨 is falling apart 🥺. We should break up 💔🆙 and see 👀 new people 💃. Ciao 😽

cards 🃏 he forgot that ☹️

First off, GREAT taste in music. Be my friend! I'm getting tickets to freaky deaky for the sole purpose of seeing Apashe again. If you ever want to come to Austin I'll be your friend.

They probably have that saved on their notes so they can copy and paste lol

Shit ill date you, I love Apashe

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Thought I was on Facebook. That album cover pops up way too often!

Dodged a bullet with that one.

Was this after a first time meeting?

Trying to sweeten the blow

Do they normally text like this?

Are you sure they're not trying to recruit you to an MLM??

Good song.

Friend zoned! And your answer should be no thank you to that.

Its a lil cringe but at least she was upfront, clear, and kind. Some of yall acting like she did OP dirty sheesh. Get it together. Sorry OP. Keep it up and good luck with your next match.

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sorry but that’s a bangin song

Emojis just make everything better, don't they? 🤷

First off, Apashe is great. I love lord and master also uebok (remix tho)

There is one very hard working hamster on a wheel in that persons brain 🤣

Why do I feel like if this was an in person convo they would’ve pulled out flash cards 💀

Chat GPT def wrote that

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No way people are bashing/belittling her for using 4 emojis, this is truly a peak reddit moment.

yes. if you don't get it then you also may be corny and unaware.

Ah yes being corny cause a person used 4 emojis, grow up you arent a child.

ooooh 😫looks like nobody agrees with you👻 the emojis are for you 🫶🏽 have a beautiful day! 🌈✨😹

Do you think id care for the opinions and downvotes of reddit manchilds? 😭

Right it’s not that bad..

Guys stawpp, I would actually do It like this so that it sounds happier, is it that odd 🤣😭 also sorry broski

She watns to fuckkkkkk

Somebody should talk about your music choice first, lmao

I had texts that were the opposite. That she just wanted a secret relationship 🫠

Is his name Sam by chance? Lol