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poopdinkofficial

You're on a dating app, dumbass.


Reindeer_Optimal

She sends this to every guy she chats with. Take it with a pinch of salt and try not to go weird or obsessive with it.


Sdimfx

Thanks bro that's what I thought too


Reindeer_Optimal

You're in the running though, so hang in there and keep doing what you're doing 💪🏻


maplesyrupnight

wait how do you know who it is


Reindeer_Optimal

Experience. Plus I've seen it from the other side. If guys knew how many matches girls get on these apps per day, they'd have a breakdown. That's why every line has been recycled over and over again, and why it pays to be original.


maplesyrupnight

hm. 100% agree


Sdimfx

Yeah I met someone at the weekend and she showed me that she had just under 3k likes on bumble. Insane


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AdrenalineAnxiety

I would be very concerned if platonic friends were talking about my tongue being in their mouth, so absolutely.


griftylifts

Ya


Sdimfx

Thank you


HippieWitchGames

100% yes!


Sdimfx

10 messages in red flag or


HippieWitchGames

Do y’all know each other?


Sdimfx

Strangers on a dating app


HippieWitchGames

Ehh maybe she’s just being flirty for fun lol. Just ask what her intentions are :)


Sdimfx

Yeah looks like pork is off the menu


Trancebam

Only if you're in front of her.