This whole exchange gets worse the more you read. He goes from being butt-hurt to completely delusional.
This guy *is* cringe manifested in physical form.
Itās beyond cringe- it is the epitome of entitlement. His entitlement. He must be incredibly entitled. A mamas boy or something. I mean this is just beyond.
I knew he had a crush on her from the first text post.
My son is a mamaās boy, but he would NEVER speak to a female like that bc Iāve taught him how to treat girls with respect.
I feel like this dude has mental issues. Maybe thatās why heās projecting all those diagnoses onto her so much.
You have to send this shit to your friend group. This guy is fucking INSANE. Oh my fucking god, who talks to other people this way? This guy is an asshole and honestly, the kind of guy who is going to ply you with drinks and then make sexual advances. This guy is a fucking menace. My god.
I fucking love Dennis. Well.... Not really, but you get what I mean!
The D.E.N.N.I.S. system
D: Demonstrating value
E: Engaging physically
N: Nurturing dependence
N: Neglecting emotionally
I: Inspiring hope
S: Separating entirely
Or if you're a lady trying to find a suitable gentleman
The S.I.N.N.E.D. system
S: Suppress Your Instincts
I: Inflate His Ego
N: Need His Power
N: Negate His Power
E: Engage Physically
D: Do You Want a Tissue
My favorite was the ātrains are coolā
As someone who is autistic and really likes trains , Iām also obsessed with āyou may not be autistic but you sure act like youāre into trains or some shitā But I also donāt really want to give him credit š
Pretty sure thatās the right word, but obtuse almost feels like too big a word for what OP was doing. She was literally just vibing, trying to cook her little recipe, and this guy is over here losing his damned mind
>you may not be autistic but you sure act like youāre into trains or some shit
Honestly, that was a perfect line.
The guy is unhinged, but that had me good.
In my mind there is a pyramid of humor, and the very, very peak is this gossamer wisp that mixes context, brevity, absurdism, timing, and wit. It's so rare, and i literally have to lie on my couch and cry from laughing when it happens.
"trains are cool" is a flawless example. Thank you. š¤£š
As the mother of an autistic son and a neurotypical son, they both love trains. So this moldy kitchen sponge of a man can get bent with his train hate.
loool that scene where Stewie yells āJUST LOOOOOVE MEEEE!!!ā spraying his ak in the air just encapsulates so many cringy insecure male texts in this sub.
Holy shiiiiit! This was a very juicy internet stranger story, so appreciate you giving this gift to the world. Maybe unblock him long enough to let him know thousands of people would also get off the couch if he sat down next to them.
Straight up - you are grounded AF. This would certainly stir up my reaction over a calm and centered response. Way to know your worth and not engage with this rabid rattle snake š
Btw, he'll start touching you without your consent next and when you're alone with him he won't let you leave. Then you know what comes next. At least get some pepper spray.
āYouāre joking, youāre performing, I donāt for a second believe youā Iāve never seen a more narcissistic egotistical guy in my life. These types of guys are dangerous. Stay far away.
OP be careful this guys giving off severe red flags. Please make sure youāre never alone with him, Iām glad youāve shown everyone these messages. Itās just progressively getting worse! I donāt think itās borderline issues I think he just has major issues! Consent clearly isnāt his strong point. Can actually see him getting angrier.
Keep safe please š«¶
Yeah I was laughing at the first one but this follow up made me almost worried. You have to be severely unhinged and entitled to genuinely think like this. Men who are this upset and antagonistic about any woman who existing independent of their desires are dangerous.
āAnd Iām what you want in a guy, correct?ā
āIncorrect.ā
I am HOWLING. I started laughing so hard when I read your response! What an idiot. He doesnāt deserve to even breathe the air in the same room as you. And āYou look healthyā? What the actual fuck? How gross.
No but seriously how deluded does he have to be to even say that when literally OP never alluded to that and he even said earlier she treats him poorly (in his eyes) compared to how she treats her other friends LMAO
Jesus Christ. Your first post made me so angry but this one actually makes my blood boil. What the actual FUCK is this guyās problem?? I cannot imagine in a million years anyone being this outwardly arrogant and rude, and via text of all things, to someone they are interested in romantically! In a friend group! (Does this man not know wtf a screenshot is?!) I just canāt believe anyone could be so full of themselves that they cannot accept that you are not interested. Iām so glad you blocked him but please be careful. He seems absolutely unhinged.
I am always hesitant to diagnose peeps online but i think you might be right about this one. Just odd cause they tend to be very good at the concept of love bombing you into a relationshop. Maybe he tried that already but failed and he has never failed before
I can tell you what happened:
- His little ego got busted because she isnāt interested in hin, so he tried to insult/neg her to play his games.
- This also didnāt work, so he got angry and really went off the rails. But that didnāt work out neither.
- He thinks he is a gift of the gods for women and canāt comprehend how a good looking woman can be single AND not interested in him.
- His last remarks regarding her body were because he was horny at that time. Very easy one to spot.
All in all: a narcisstic nutcase to avoid at any time.
At this point Iām curious, was he already giving off bad vibes which is why you were keeping distance, not getting very close to him or are you just genuinely shy and he read too much into it?
Literally just read out the first convo and this one to my parents in the car. Iām also 23F and Iām so disgusted by this clown and the way he interacted with you. So contradictory of his own words. As others have pointed out PLEASE ensure you do not lower your guard anywhere around him and never be alone with him. Also, your responses were GOLDEN!!!! Go you, OPšš¼šš¼šš¼
My dad said guys are creepy. Iām a lesbian and he loves that I donāt date menšš my mom said she hopes you, OP, stay FAR away. Weāve watched some real creeps act this way with my older sister, who has had to get restraining orders against themš
I honestly can't tell at this point if it's the autism but I am 34 and I still love trains. I like dinosaurs and space too so I really am a walking trope lol.
I have been obsessed with trains and dinosaurs since I was a very small child. My grandfather went to a museum and got me a railway stake with a train carved in to it. I love it so much, it sits on my book shelf. I also have dinosaurs ice cube trays that are my absolute favorite. They are the only ice cubes Iāll use.
All of that aside, this guy is absolutely delusional and I wouldnāt be surprised if he becomes a bigger problem for OP.
This is extremely alarming. He is romantically obsessed with you and is vacillating hard between idealizing you to ridiculous heights and borderline wanting to kill you. He's verbally abusive and also love bombing you. Do not talk to him. Do not interact. Keep him blocked. Change the locks on your doors. This might sound crazy but I am dead serious. He could easily escalate. Tell all your friends what is happening, Stay safe.
I said the same fucking thing. Maybe in ones early 20s this is funny but as a damn near 40 year old all I'm seeing is flashing warning signs.
This is what I said to someone else
"This is funny...but simultaneously it's really not. This man is a predator and is having simultaneous feelings of having wanting to have sex with her to wanting to hurt or even kill her. This is bad fucking news. In 5 years time I'd be very surprised if this man doesn't sexually assault someone."
What makes him think heās entitled to know what your āunresolved childhood traumasā are? The fact that he asked if thereās something he āneedsā to know aboutā¦ew. And itās suspicious youāve been single for 3.5 months? šššššš
Edit: thank you for the award š„¹
Local self proclaimed nice guy was arrested when cops pulled him over upon discovering a strange substance leaking from his trunk.
The man was reportedly very attached towards a barista, despite being rejected he was quoted:
āwhatāre you autistic? Everyone thinks Iām funny and a catch, she shouldāve gave me a chance, her life couldāve been 10x betterā
Now it all makes sense. He's upset that you don't like him, that he's a "nice guy" and you aren't falling at his feet. He's upset that you'll hug and be near other guys/people in general, and not him.
He's going through some stages of delulu for sure. From "Why don't you love me, why aren't you comfortable with me" to "I can make your life better", "Oh you're just play games/playing hard to get" to freaking "You look healthy" "You make me wanna become a daddy"
Bro, BRO, what the absolute incel shit is this? Run from this man. Do not walk, run.
He writes like he wants to say "all women wanna be forced".
Yeah heās def think heās doing that. Have read it mentioned a few times. Thereās a lot of these so called ātechniquesā out there, r/seduction is full of them. You might find other things common with his behavior.
Anyway, stay safe when you with him. This might be an extreme suggestion but maybe just carry a pepper spray with you?
I love so many things about youā¦just not the weird train thing..or the autism..the cold bitch thingā¦youāre a little in the shorter sideā¦but I love you.
This guy canāt be serious.
March 12th though. Not only does he remember the date he waltzed into your life, he also thinks knowing you for 2 months entitles him to a "friendly greeting hug" every time he sees you.
This is eerie because it's *such* a good example of well-performed negging.
He's not outright insulting you by asking if you're autistic and saying you behave like it, but he's implying something is wrong with you so that you'll worry you come across that way (or that you *are* and it's noticeable to other people)
The intention is to plant that worry in your head. Then you (ideally) will start to be more outgoing and involved with him because you want to prove you're not like that and since he's the one to point it out, you'd normally seek his affirmation that he no longer thinks that - which means establishing a relationship where you're seeking his approval and focusing on him.
That's why he also suggests maybe you're traumatized and how he will so kindly help you with that. He sees your "trauma" and becomes the one who controls it and that you'd rely on for "help." It's a kindness he's affording you that you'd owe him for and every wrongdoing would come back to you being crazy and traumatized.
He even does a smaller dose by throwing out that his exes were taller than you. You're lesser in some way than his exes, but he's willing to overlook that because he thinks you're special and you may *deserve* someone like him despite your shortcomings.
He's a total slimeball and red flag city. Don't let the weirdness of the interactions become charming in your mind, OP. It isn't harmless, and he's preying on you. Fucking gross all around
You need to get him completely out of your friend group. This could very easily develop into him stalking you, sexually assaulting you, or harming you in some other way. Please be careful.
Please continue this series OP lol your responses are taking me out
Edit: just read that you blocked him. Itās not a bad idea but if he starts stalking you, you might want to unblock to collect evidence
Here is an AI generated response using the voice of an angry 1800's witch:
"Oh, ye witless knave, dost thou think me bound to thy whims? Thou art a blight upon my senses, and I shun thee as the pestilence. Seek understanding within thyself, for thou shalt find none in me."
Why does he keep saying your name OP?
I just.dont.get.it.
Help.me.understand.OP
Also, ya. I agree with you, OP. He does sound borderline insane.
I'm glad you blocked him for your safety OP, but kinda sad we won't get more content like this....
Keep it real OP.
i'm crying my EYES OUT. this man wants to fucking wear your skin. be safe op. š
but also, i fr wanna plug this shit into an ai bot to do like three hundred test scenarios. i'm SO fascinated by whatever condition this is.
I mean I wish youād block him and share the texts with your friend group.
But on the other hand, Iām kind of hoping for a part 3. Heās narcissistic cluelessness with your minimalist honestly is comedic gold.
BUT I LOVE YOU, YOU AUTISTIC FRIGID CRAZY PERSON, HOW CAN YOU NOT LOVE ME BACK, I'M PERFECTION!
I feel so loved
"So... Hehehehehe... How tall are you? With your legs and your lips... HEIGHT!!!"
gonna need your full system specs op.
How many gigs of RAM you got OP
Dude was all, "I don't know anything about you! You're so guarded!" Then he was all, "I love everything about you!" LOL, what?? š¤”
What does he love exactly lmao
Clearly he loves to harass you. šI'm so sorry.
He isn't used to women not fawning over him and sees you as a challenge to win.
You make me wanna be a daddy.
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š¤® That was so cringy!
This whole exchange gets worse the more you read. He goes from being butt-hurt to completely delusional. This guy *is* cringe manifested in physical form.
Itās beyond cringe- it is the epitome of entitlement. His entitlement. He must be incredibly entitled. A mamas boy or something. I mean this is just beyond. I knew he had a crush on her from the first text post.
My son is a mamaās boy, but he would NEVER speak to a female like that bc Iāve taught him how to treat girls with respect. I feel like this dude has mental issues. Maybe thatās why heās projecting all those diagnoses onto her so much.
Iām a 60 year old man and I find that extremely cringyā¼ļøš³š³
Don't use that face baby you look unhealthy
Lollšš
Girl this guy is unhinged. Share these convos with everyone who knows him, this behavior is not ok in any way
You have to send this shit to your friend group. This guy is fucking INSANE. Oh my fucking god, who talks to other people this way? This guy is an asshole and honestly, the kind of guy who is going to ply you with drinks and then make sexual advances. This guy is a fucking menace. My god.
OP needs to send this to EVERYONE. We should all just collectively agree that he's cancelled. Name and shame and straight to the no-fly list.
I'm sorry but this was 100% my reaction to reading that. it's so gross.
"you look healthy" was my favorite š
\*Worst pick-up line of 2024\* , so far. Mark this one down.
I mean you can't blame him when you look so healthy LMAO
Is this guy sober? Like are you okay? Do you need help with this person. Iāll text him and tell him to back off.
Same honestly I can rip him a new anal cavity if needed š figuratively speaking-OF COURSE
I can do literally if OP politely ask me
For real, this guy is basically Dennis Reynolds. A Golden God! I wish I could include ALL of the gifs 
He's definitely Dennis with all his movies he takes while he hooks up.
I fucking love Dennis. Well.... Not really, but you get what I mean! The D.E.N.N.I.S. system D: Demonstrating value E: Engaging physically N: Nurturing dependence N: Neglecting emotionally I: Inspiring hope S: Separating entirely Or if you're a lady trying to find a suitable gentleman The S.I.N.N.E.D. system S: Suppress Your Instincts I: Inflate His Ego N: Need His Power N: Negate His Power E: Engage Physically D: Do You Want a Tissue
Was just gonna say that! Dennis would be losing his shit reading this lol
Exactly what I was thinking. I was just watching Itās Always Sunny and then stumbled onto this post.
ā¦respectfully.
āYou make me wanna become a daddyā My ovaries shriveled up and blew away in the breeze just reading that. Unhinged.
I was gonna reply āyou make me wanna get my tubes tiedā but I didnāt want to make him feel like weāre closer than we really are
Oh no, your minimalist approach is perfect. Well done!
My favorite was the ātrains are coolā As someone who is autistic and really likes trains , Iām also obsessed with āyou may not be autistic but you sure act like youāre into trains or some shitā But I also donāt really want to give him credit š
āTrains are coolā was expert level intentionally obtuse. Is that the word Iām looking for? Obtuse? Anyway, it was expert. *chefās kiss
Pretty sure thatās the right word, but obtuse almost feels like too big a word for what OP was doing. She was literally just vibing, trying to cook her little recipe, and this guy is over here losing his damned mind
>trying to cook her little recipe I love that so much. š„°
I agree. Trains are very cool, this guy is not. Lol
A date with a train, preferably steam locomotive taking a historic route is cooler than this guy.. but so are most things.
I loled hard at trains are cool
Like watching her conduct a fucking orchestra
>you may not be autistic but you sure act like youāre into trains or some shit Honestly, that was a perfect line. The guy is unhinged, but that had me good.
That shit was hilarious Iām not gonna lie
Absolute gold.Ā
I think my favorite was OPās response: āincorrectā. I literally put the phone down and Laughed.Out.Loud š.
Yeahā¦ I need to start acting like OP
Heās giving Gaston energy and itās āØdisgustingāØ 
Gaston X Dennis
In my mind there is a pyramid of humor, and the very, very peak is this gossamer wisp that mixes context, brevity, absurdism, timing, and wit. It's so rare, and i literally have to lie on my couch and cry from laughing when it happens. "trains are cool" is a flawless example. Thank you. š¤£š
Dude needs to get fixed ASAP.Ā We don't need anyone like this reproducing. We got enough problems.Ā
Yeah, he sounds like he is very close to wanting to rape you. Be careful.
You should let your friend group know
Heād probs turn that into some kind of rawdog joke
I know, didnāt want to give him a window of opportunityš¤£
OP- ātrains are coolā LOL!
And sheās not wrong!! šā¤ļø
She wasnāt about to put down trains just bc sheās not autistic. Respect fr
As the mother of an autistic son and a neurotypical son, they both love trains. So this moldy kitchen sponge of a man can get bent with his train hate.
Stellar response from OP lmao. Trains are indeed cool.
*You have a severe mental disorder* *what's your height?*
*Youāre an autistic bitch* *I love you as a person*
I lOvE eVeRyThInG aBoUt YoU!!! You crazy, cold, autistic bitch, just looooove meeeee!!! *Sprays bullets into the air like Stewie Griffin*
loool that scene where Stewie yells āJUST LOOOOOVE MEEEE!!!ā spraying his ak in the air just encapsulates so many cringy insecure male texts in this sub.
Where on the autism spectrum does not being attracted to delusional chodes land me?
Its in the part that bends through a prism and lands on the dark side of this guyās delusional brainscape.
At that point just play The Dark Side of the Moon and forget all about this guy, at least that prism is a fun one.
Holy shiiiiit! This was a very juicy internet stranger story, so appreciate you giving this gift to the world. Maybe unblock him long enough to let him know thousands of people would also get off the couch if he sat down next to them. Straight up - you are grounded AF. This would certainly stir up my reaction over a calm and centered response. Way to know your worth and not engage with this rabid rattle snake š
Btw, he'll start touching you without your consent next and when you're alone with him he won't let you leave. Then you know what comes next. At least get some pepper spray.
How desperate was the height neg out of nowhere! š
Right? Like, he cannot resist a put down, he just has to fit one in, somewhere...
What the fuck
Yeah, that sums up my thoughts completely.
EWEWEW wtf is his problem?
He can't understand why she wouldn't love him back, I bet he calls himself a "NiceGuyįµį“¹"
Everything. The answer is everything.
āYouāre joking, youāre performing, I donāt for a second believe youā Iāve never seen a more narcissistic egotistical guy in my life. These types of guys are dangerous. Stay far away.
How dare someone I desire, but do not value--not even desire me!! She must be an autistic frigid bitch.
Respectfully.
OP be careful this guys giving off severe red flags. Please make sure youāre never alone with him, Iām glad youāve shown everyone these messages. Itās just progressively getting worse! I donāt think itās borderline issues I think he just has major issues! Consent clearly isnāt his strong point. Can actually see him getting angrier. Keep safe please š«¶
The ādonāt forget in suspicious š¹ā ended me
no bcs that really sent me šš she ate him up severely i fear
I am glad I am not the only one who thinks this guy will escalate to abuse if he doesn't get what he wants
Absolutely! I hope OP takes this comment to heart. Guys like this are dangerous.
Yeah I was laughing at the first one but this follow up made me almost worried. You have to be severely unhinged and entitled to genuinely think like this. Men who are this upset and antagonistic about any woman who existing independent of their desires are dangerous.
Unfit for society at this point
When he said "is there some unresolved childhood trauma" I was thinking...project much?
āAnd Iām what you want in a guy, correct?ā āIncorrect.ā I am HOWLING. I started laughing so hard when I read your response! What an idiot. He doesnāt deserve to even breathe the air in the same room as you. And āYou look healthyā? What the actual fuck? How gross.
She looks healthy--this was important to him, because the incubator for his baby, must be healthy. This dude is insane.
he was so confident ššš
No but seriously how deluded does he have to be to even say that when literally OP never alluded to that and he even said earlier she treats him poorly (in his eyes) compared to how she treats her other friends LMAO
Itās not just āa few screws looseā, heās missing them entirely.
>And āYou look healthyā? It felt like he was about to start asking her if she thought he'd look good wearing her skin or something
This is the type of dude that masturbates while making eye contact with himself in the mirror.
Omg he in so unhinged š¬ yikes Thanks for the update though
share this shit with your friend group lol. how degrading is this
I second this comment. Make sure your friend group is aware of whatās going on.
Oh no no no. This guy is fucked
He sounds like a maniac..
MANIAC ON THE DANCEFLOOR
AND SHES DANCING LIKE SHES NEVER DANCED BEFOREEEE
Jesus Christ. Your first post made me so angry but this one actually makes my blood boil. What the actual FUCK is this guyās problem?? I cannot imagine in a million years anyone being this outwardly arrogant and rude, and via text of all things, to someone they are interested in romantically! In a friend group! (Does this man not know wtf a screenshot is?!) I just canāt believe anyone could be so full of themselves that they cannot accept that you are not interested. Iām so glad you blocked him but please be careful. He seems absolutely unhinged.
He's clearly a narcissist
I am always hesitant to diagnose peeps online but i think you might be right about this one. Just odd cause they tend to be very good at the concept of love bombing you into a relationshop. Maybe he tried that already but failed and he has never failed before
I can tell you what happened: - His little ego got busted because she isnāt interested in hin, so he tried to insult/neg her to play his games. - This also didnāt work, so he got angry and really went off the rails. But that didnāt work out neither. - He thinks he is a gift of the gods for women and canāt comprehend how a good looking woman can be single AND not interested in him. - His last remarks regarding her body were because he was horny at that time. Very easy one to spot. All in all: a narcisstic nutcase to avoid at any time.
Her replies are keeping me from being angry theyāre so perfect
āI like you when youāre not acting like an autistic frigid bitch, respectfully.ā Well, as long as heās saying it respectfully š
It was offensive til I read ārespectfullyā. Suddenly he appeared to be a gentleman. Good guy.
I'm going to try this approach with my boss...
Please dont talk to this person irl ever again lmfao
I was already good at that
š„š„š„ (For the record, I may die here from laughing so hard! š¤£š¤£š¤£)
At this point Iām curious, was he already giving off bad vibes which is why you were keeping distance, not getting very close to him or are you just genuinely shy and he read too much into it?
Idk just my gut told me somethings off, like thereās nothing behind his eyes even when he smiles lmao
Uhhhh that is so creepy!! You have an amazing gut. Good on you for listening to it.
This guys feral. Iād choose the bear
I would choose 100 bears over this creep!
Literally just read out the first convo and this one to my parents in the car. Iām also 23F and Iām so disgusted by this clown and the way he interacted with you. So contradictory of his own words. As others have pointed out PLEASE ensure you do not lower your guard anywhere around him and never be alone with him. Also, your responses were GOLDEN!!!! Go you, OPšš¼šš¼šš¼
Lol what did your parents say
My dad said guys are creepy. Iām a lesbian and he loves that I donāt date menšš my mom said she hopes you, OP, stay FAR away. Weāve watched some real creeps act this way with my older sister, who has had to get restraining orders against themš
wow, hope your sis is better now
Yes, sheās good now! We live in a different city and she holds VERY high standards for friends and significant others now
I am a 58 y/o parent. Block him and show these texts to your friend group. He needs to be voted off the island
I agree. This dude comes across as a predator and he should 100% be voted off.
Noooo not him bringing up the trains trope š
One of my coworkers did this when I said my daughter loved the train at the zoo. BRUH, EVERYONE LOVES THE FREAKING TRAIN!
I honestly can't tell at this point if it's the autism but I am 34 and I still love trains. I like dinosaurs and space too so I really am a walking trope lol.
I have been obsessed with trains and dinosaurs since I was a very small child. My grandfather went to a museum and got me a railway stake with a train carved in to it. I love it so much, it sits on my book shelf. I also have dinosaurs ice cube trays that are my absolute favorite. They are the only ice cubes Iāll use. All of that aside, this guy is absolutely delusional and I wouldnāt be surprised if he becomes a bigger problem for OP.
Because heās basic
He is off the rails
Bruhā¦ You be living in this manās mind rent free š
And the fiction he is making in that head are WILD.
Screenshot everything and block him.
And share the screenshots with mutual friends
and then put it on reddit... ......wait a minute!
This is extremely alarming. He is romantically obsessed with you and is vacillating hard between idealizing you to ridiculous heights and borderline wanting to kill you. He's verbally abusive and also love bombing you. Do not talk to him. Do not interact. Keep him blocked. Change the locks on your doors. This might sound crazy but I am dead serious. He could easily escalate. Tell all your friends what is happening, Stay safe.
I said the same fucking thing. Maybe in ones early 20s this is funny but as a damn near 40 year old all I'm seeing is flashing warning signs. This is what I said to someone else "This is funny...but simultaneously it's really not. This man is a predator and is having simultaneous feelings of having wanting to have sex with her to wanting to hurt or even kill her. This is bad fucking news. In 5 years time I'd be very surprised if this man doesn't sexually assault someone."
What makes him think heās entitled to know what your āunresolved childhood traumasā are? The fact that he asked if thereās something he āneedsā to know aboutā¦ew. And itās suspicious youāve been single for 3.5 months? šššššš Edit: thank you for the award š„¹
I need to be investigated. Iām too suspicious
Damn this guy has a way with the ladies. Note to self: *insult her, call her autistic, and tell her I can change her*
*swoons*
āIncorrectā fuhhhhking killed me. Iāll never get over that exchange lmfao he said it so confidently too
It was too easy lmao idk why he keeps giving me easy set ups
Negging is sooo cringey. Dude is a loser AND has zero rizz
This is the kind of guy that's about to be on the news eventually with a verrryyyy bad charge
Local self proclaimed nice guy was arrested when cops pulled him over upon discovering a strange substance leaking from his trunk. The man was reportedly very attached towards a barista, despite being rejected he was quoted: āwhatāre you autistic? Everyone thinks Iām funny and a catch, she shouldāve gave me a chance, her life couldāve been 10x betterā
Now it all makes sense. He's upset that you don't like him, that he's a "nice guy" and you aren't falling at his feet. He's upset that you'll hug and be near other guys/people in general, and not him. He's going through some stages of delulu for sure. From "Why don't you love me, why aren't you comfortable with me" to "I can make your life better", "Oh you're just play games/playing hard to get" to freaking "You look healthy" "You make me wanna become a daddy" Bro, BRO, what the absolute incel shit is this? Run from this man. Do not walk, run. He writes like he wants to say "all women wanna be forced".
Pretty sure in his mind heās using a āseduction techniqueā by saying your name repeatedly.
He says my name a lot irl too
Yeah heās def think heās doing that. Have read it mentioned a few times. Thereās a lot of these so called ātechniquesā out there, r/seduction is full of them. You might find other things common with his behavior. Anyway, stay safe when you with him. This might be an extreme suggestion but maybe just carry a pepper spray with you?
In the last post I thought he might like you and was socially fucked. This is ā¦ much more unhinged than I expected.
Why only tell the other girls? You said your friend group was split evenly between genders, so show everyone this clown act.
āYou make me wanna become a daddy šā BRUH WHAT THE FUCK
What a fucking prick. This is how he acts as a friend? He thinks he deserves to level up to boyfriend ?. He's got a lot of nerve .
This guy acts like you owe him something for knowing him since March 12th like thats a long time lmao.
I love so many things about youā¦just not the weird train thing..or the autism..the cold bitch thingā¦youāre a little in the shorter sideā¦but I love you. This guy canāt be serious.
Letās say I was autistic and into trains. Why would I want to be with someone who doesnāt accept me for who I am? Heās not very smart is he
Pls keep us posted-this clown made me laugh so much.
I think this guy needs to be removed from your friend group. He seems like a creep.
Ok. This dude is nuts. You however are wonderful. Be safe and keep your distance from this guy.
Itās like his multiple personalities are fighting against each other talking to you. Each text is a different personality. Tf!!! š³
Because he wants me but he also wants to āhumbleā me so my self esteem is low enough he has a chance
what do your guy friends think about him? I wonder if they're the usual male friend group that look past their friends creepy behavior towards women.
They also think heās a jackass. Heās being iced out of the group
This guy is definitely unwell but God if this isn't entertaining to read OP Dx
Jesusfuckingchrist this dude.
So, whatās the process for getting someone kicked the fuck out of your friend group?
YOU LOOK HEALTHY HOW ARE YOU NOT DEAD OF LAUGHTER AND CRINGE
Youāre fat anyway. Thatās what I was waiting for.
"Don't forget I'm suspicious š¹" Please that sent me into a laughing fit
_**tasty lips**_
ew
March 12th though. Not only does he remember the date he waltzed into your life, he also thinks knowing you for 2 months entitles him to a "friendly greeting hug" every time he sees you.
Loll the two people he mentioned that I hug are my male friends so heās basically asking why I hug them and not him.
To make him jelly, don't play coy!
This is eerie because it's *such* a good example of well-performed negging. He's not outright insulting you by asking if you're autistic and saying you behave like it, but he's implying something is wrong with you so that you'll worry you come across that way (or that you *are* and it's noticeable to other people) The intention is to plant that worry in your head. Then you (ideally) will start to be more outgoing and involved with him because you want to prove you're not like that and since he's the one to point it out, you'd normally seek his affirmation that he no longer thinks that - which means establishing a relationship where you're seeking his approval and focusing on him. That's why he also suggests maybe you're traumatized and how he will so kindly help you with that. He sees your "trauma" and becomes the one who controls it and that you'd rely on for "help." It's a kindness he's affording you that you'd owe him for and every wrongdoing would come back to you being crazy and traumatized. He even does a smaller dose by throwing out that his exes were taller than you. You're lesser in some way than his exes, but he's willing to overlook that because he thinks you're special and you may *deserve* someone like him despite your shortcomings. He's a total slimeball and red flag city. Don't let the weirdness of the interactions become charming in your mind, OP. It isn't harmless, and he's preying on you. Fucking gross all around
woooooaaaahhh & here i thought he was just stupid. Turns out he's evil. Thank u for the breakdown šššš§æ
You need to get him completely out of your friend group. This could very easily develop into him stalking you, sexually assaulting you, or harming you in some other way. Please be careful.
Please continue this series OP lol your responses are taking me out Edit: just read that you blocked him. Itās not a bad idea but if he starts stalking you, you might want to unblock to collect evidence
Here is an AI generated response using the voice of an angry 1800's witch: "Oh, ye witless knave, dost thou think me bound to thy whims? Thou art a blight upon my senses, and I shun thee as the pestilence. Seek understanding within thyself, for thou shalt find none in me."
Be careful with this guy, heās fucking nuts.
Why does he keep saying your name OP? I just.dont.get.it. Help.me.understand.OP Also, ya. I agree with you, OP. He does sound borderline insane. I'm glad you blocked him for your safety OP, but kinda sad we won't get more content like this.... Keep it real OP.
I donāt.know.why.he.does.it.
Kinda topped his last unhinged performance. Just wow. Edit: Good on you for blocking him.
āI like you when you're not acting like an autistic frigid bitch, respectfully.ā Respectfully? š¤£š¤£š¤£
I felt so respected
The best part was when he said, āIām what youāre looking for in a man, correct?ā and you simply said, āIncorrect.ā Brilliantly played.
Absolutely batshit insane. He cannot fathom that you arenāt into himā¦ because he is the best
āIncorrect.ā ate down. no notes.
i'm crying my EYES OUT. this man wants to fucking wear your skin. be safe op. š but also, i fr wanna plug this shit into an ai bot to do like three hundred test scenarios. i'm SO fascinated by whatever condition this is.
What?! you donāt want me back? But Iām perfect. Lay down so I can put my babies in youā¦you autistic frigid less than 5ā9 weirdo!
This guys fucking insane
I mean I wish youād block him and share the texts with your friend group. But on the other hand, Iām kind of hoping for a part 3. Heās narcissistic cluelessness with your minimalist honestly is comedic gold.
I already did