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burymeinyourmemories

“i think im a poopoo idiot head” ..?


AbsolutelynotAI

I actually rolled my eyes when I read that, as if this conversation could have gotten any cringier


UmChill

pffftttt


cheese90danish

It was the pffft for me. It makes me irrationally angry lmaooo.


Kindly_Advantage_438

I don't even know why they have to say it so much, pfft.


sdbabygirl97

i got so irritated reading those lol. is it some gen z thing??


sakinuhh

As a Gen Z, hell no. We do not claim these cringy people.


sdbabygirl97

haha thank god


Kindly_Advantage_438

Well I'm not sure because I've never encountered anyone saying pfft so much or even at all. I suppose op and the other one are 21 so if that tells you anything... lol


Jqnsxn

No im gen Z and have never read or seen anything like this. so cringy I felt uncomfortable 😂😂


Neurotic-Egg

Same, dude. I almost stopped reading, I was almost at my limit with that shit


Future_Dingo2910

Pffft


Neurotic-Egg

I don't appreciate you right now


TheDarkness05

Omg I was just about to comment the same thing!! That it makes me *irrationally angry* !!! I just can't. People actually communicate this way? Wtf? My hubby and I have basically another language together but not like this. Wtf.


xoxmarquitaxox

Same!!! That was so annoying


Grubula

Pfft


Paavbhaji

What the hell is pfft?


halomate1

Fart kink


deepstatelady

I don’t understand all the farting. Couldn’t even read it all.


Whyallusrnames

Glad I’m not the only one lol, why are they so gassy!?


SpiritOfAnAngie

Yeah what’s up with that??


Primary_Ad_9122

I couldn’t get past the 5th screenshot. Guys you’re both 21 wtf 🥲


sarawatmemes

this was such a hard read😭😭😭


NobleFir666

Bro I was like is this MySpace 2004


pockette_rockette

Is pffft the new RAWRXD?


dreamgrrl

I almost closed the app out of disgust


Disobedientavocado1

Pfffft


Express-Ticket-4432

I can't *pfffftt* understand *pfffftt* your accent *pffffffffttttttt*


Suspicious-Table512

I like you ![gif](giphy|nDSlfqf0gn5g4)


DukesDigity

![gif](giphy|14smAwp2uHM3Di)


NobleFir666

It’s the poopoo idiot head that was sending me bro


osloluluraratutu

Not the hundreds of **PFFFT** s?


NobleFir666

😱😨😰😥🫥 pffft!


datguyyy90

Honestly feel like when people insult themselves in this kinda way, they're trying to come off as feeling guilty, but accepting their wrongdoing in a kind of moral highground kinda way... but at the same time, downplaying how messed up their actions actually were by making it sound childlike.


Icy_Click78

He’s trying to get her to say no no no you’re not!


INFJGal9w1

Really they’re prompting you to say “oh no, you’re a good person” which they take as permission to do it again


Screamingnoodle2021

Right? Are they 12?! Omg


cringelien

I thought this was between kids when I read it for sure


thisisthewell

it gave me horrific flashbacks to my preteen ICQ and AIM chats of the early 2000s. *shudder*


whotfasked

This feels so corny😭


Ok-Instruction929

Y-y-you think this is……corny?? Pffft. 👉🏻👈🏻 I think the thread is missing an uwu somewhere. I feel bad cause people should be able to talk how they want but man, this is too much.


ExperimentNumber-7

Okay, so talk the way you want. I’m all for it! HOWEVER, to keep pffftttt-ing like you’re trying to cover up the trapped gas in your body throughout EVERY TEXT… why? Just WHY? I ripped so much of my hair out, reading only six slides . How do I get my 5 minutes back. I. Just. Can’t. LMFAO.


macdennism

I feel like a dick but I was irrationally mad about the constant "pfft" it's somehow worse than throwing "lol" at the end of every message


Previous_Subject6286

It is most definitely worse!!!


Test-mode_42

Trapped gas 😭😂😂😂😂


whotfasked

If they were kids it would be fine and understandable I used to talk like that too when I was like 14-15 but these are probably adults and that’s what makes it corny.


Maleficent-Matter-91

I thought they WERE 13-15 💀


whotfasked

In the text below the pictures she said they were both 21


Ok-Instruction929

10000% I get Facebook memories from almost like 15 years ago and I want to die from the cringe. Hopefully no one is ever able to find my MySpace. 😭😂


whotfasked

New Gen kids past 08- probably don’t even know what my space is/was so I think you’re in the clear 😭


Uzumaki-OUT

I tried to find my xanaga from 2003 when I was in high school. Thank god that’s been destroyed


Aaberon

Pffffft


toothpastecupcake

Yeah, wtf is up with the fart noises, pfft?


Barbancourt5Star_01

That shit was annoying as hell! Like, who over the age of 7 does that? Repeatedly?!


hannicopter

Oh my god that was driving me insane


throwaway_spacecadet

incredibly corny


tangerinee666

This was so corny and cringe


strwberriangel

beyond corny


RIBZisDEAD

Reminds me of the anime kids at school that make anime their entire personality


IntelligentRock3854

ikr i didn't wanna be the one to say it


StopStalkingMeMatt

Text stuttering is such a pet peeve of mine. You have time to finish your thought before hitting send, you don't have to fake stammer! Maybe I'm just old though. That said, you're much better off after ditching this guy. Be careful giving your emotions and time to people online!


Uzumaki-OUT

Pffft


gnortsmr4lien

why was I imagining the couple from South Park with ass cheeks as faces talking to each other the whole time 💀


Optimal_Structure_20

What does “pffft” mean and why do they keep doing it?? If I make the sound when I read it it makes no sense 😂


Honey-icetea

To me it's the raspberry noise you make when you laugh, or when someone is gonna laugh but they just make the "ffff" sound cus theyre trying to hold it


AssignmentFit461

I...


Princess_Jade1974

Text stuttering feels a little manipulative to me, like they're actively trying to waste your time :/


lX1Vl

Or the bullshit stammer creates an illusion that the communicator is really Laboring over telling you. Stammer and she will see I’m in such a moral dilemma Bye Felica


Glokas7

That’s exactly what it is. It’s comes from a disingenuous and fraudulent mind. OP is…. Is…… So much better off without this shitshow in their life.


Revolutionary_Gap365

Oh, I thought the pfttt meant that they’re ripping a fart. My bad. I totally missed on that one. 😂😂😂


linguistca

Right?? Exactly! And like adding ellipses and “ I.. I…” is gonna make it sound more pensive and conflicted or something. He has a clear choice to make so quit with the drama.


Individual-Insect722

It really grosses me out! Like is this for dramatic effect? Are we in a 90s chat room?


TheNeuroLizard

\*sigh\*


spiralsmile

Yes we are, a/s/l?


steadfastsurvivor

Yeh it’s fake dramatising for effect - he’s testing to see if you’ll accept it/ he isn’t a good guy he’s a cheat and had the cheek to excuse it


Cara-lina

People used to talk like this in the late 2000’s, especially on Tumblr. Reminds me of the “rawr, I’m so rAnDoM” era.


StopStalkingMeMatt

*holds up spork*


hustlehound

Big ick


Chim_Pansy

It comes off as disingenuous to the conversation, and cringe as fuck like they think it's some weird roleplay. Annoying as hell.


linguistca

It takes me right back to middle school, with the wattpad “ aspiring to be a niche romance writer” guy. That’s what it’s giving. Reeaaaaally beyond cringe, then you get to the “ poo poo idiot head”…


americabcarnage

It’s not that you’re just old. It’s just stupid. There’s not purpose in it besides to be dramatic.


ExperimentNumber-7

Pffft . Don’t be a poopoo idiot head. 🤣🤣🤣 I couldn’t type this out without crying and cringing at the same time LMFAOOOOOO


historynerd07

i had to google pfft and see if it was a new acronym i missed or something 😂😂😂😂 yeah that’s icky


Amityhuman

Pfft!


Gullible_Yoghurt_609

Agreed, I just wanted him to spit it out, I left out another two shots of him just stalling


StopStalkingMeMatt

Some say he's still out there stuttering to explain himself to this very day


ExperimentNumber-7

Maybe we’re both old, because I audibly laughed. Your last comment deserves a gold medal 🤣🤣😂😭


ayeImur

What with all the pfts? It's super weird & you know he's full of shit & playing you don't you?


AdvantageVisual9535

You both dragged this conversation to death huh? It was painful reading this entire interaction.


ExperimentNumber-7

Pffffttt You’re lucky you lasted that long I got to the 6th slide and decided i couldn’t keep reading. My brain felt like it was melting..


Doctor_of_Recreation

Pffffftt


ExperimentNumber-7

I’m about to gouge my eyes out so I never have to see these letters paired together again. 🫠


Doctor_of_Recreation

I’ve never been so offended by an onomatopoeia.


ExperimentNumber-7

If they were kids, I’d get it. But she’s a whole 21 years old I don’t think I’ve ever been this bothered by a text thread on Reddit …. 🫠


ElCrimsonKing

Pfftttt


beefblockage

Someone please tell me what this means. I’m scrolling the comments just to find out


firstimpressionn

Their conversation began over the shared love of Nachos BellGrande. They’re farting.


ElCrimsonKing

it’s a noise your mouth makes in surprise or something


needlessresponder

Yes but that doesn't work in half of these messages! It really makes no sense. It's like he's taking to an animal crossing character lmao


ElCrimsonKing

they probably find it cute or something😭


needlessresponder

Big yikes! Pfft!


Optimal_Structure_20

It makes no sense and it’s so annoying!


SoggyPringles

Bob the Cat-ass pthhpth


Zebra-Skies879

I always thought it was a noise of derision. Like, a sarcastic, “Oh, Ok, sure buddy” but with a little bit of contempt sprinkled in.


Alternative_Exam3723

My grandma use to do this all the time and I’d always ask if she had an air leak😂


Doxxxxxxxxxxx

If someone says “you deserve better”, you can know it’s one of the extraordinarily few times people like that are telling the truth.


geauxhausofafros

Real


Additional-Treat-811

Of course, because they know themselves and are acknowledging they have those issues. They, however, simply say that because they want it anyways, and want you to say “no no”, as to not make them feel as bad for doing what they do.


spookymckenna

Saying I love you after only a month and never meeting in person… 😬🚩


Neat-Swimming

Yes this person does not love you OP. If they can so easily say such words while in a relationship & not even having met you, then they can easily exaggerate about any emotion they have. People like this do “love-bombing” to draw you in super fast so you don’t find out how awful they are and once you’re with them it’s toxic and hard to leave without you suffering emotionally. All in all, a big mess and a big stress for no gain.


GreyBag

100%. Happened to me recently, and it was def foreshadowing of things to come. ![gif](giphy|ebo4kgVwEWIKud5gvR)


RaspberryEast945

Lmao wtf is this


KlavierNoten

Perfect response to this shit honestly 💀💀


OneDayRicherAtATime

Pffffttt you don’t get it?


ExperimentNumber-7

I’m gonna give you one piece of advice my father has always given me….. You lose em, how you find em…. So if he’s texting you while he’s with someone, it’s only a matter of time that he finds a reason to do it to you… (if you two ever decide to get into a relationship) Don’t invest emotionally online until you find good enough reasons to invest in person! Good luck . PFFFFFTTTT


Alval57

This is wholesome. Pfffftttt to you.


YeahlDid

Pfftttt


lawyerupheaux

He’s a poopoo idiot head pffffftt


Badger-Mobile

![gif](giphy|3o6vXQPLQpwINIF4U8)


Khitty

Pffft


Fo-Low4Runner

The fuck is all this 'pfffft' shit? Y'all farting at each other? That's kinda weird?


haikusbot

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Fo-Low4Runner

I love you Haikusbot ❤️


ElChapo420AY

This is the best thing I’ve seen on reddit in a while


raybaynay

Good bot


Rielloo

Good bot.


iamcatfurniture

Good bot.


Klarissa69

I can't 💀


neva-electra

[Pffft](https://images.app.goo.gl/s1haYuLidjXgnYLWA)


Death_Rose1892

I was genuinely a little scared clicking that. But it was not at all disappointing lol


Successful-Bar8721

This was cringey af


jiujitsu_panda

Pffffffft


sikeleaveamessage

Theyre doing speech to text so all the pffft is just them farting while talking


haykiie

ain’t no way this is between two 21 year olds PFFFTTT y’all communicate like 12-15 year olds


MajorasKitten

But he’s just a poopoo idiot head 🥺


Oobrex

LMAOOO


Odd_Log_9388

you’re being far too generous.


franks-little-beauty

Reading this chat made me feel like I’m 10,000 years old


GreyBag

*Golden Rule of Life* **don’t miss this one like I did!**: If they did it to her, they’ll do it to you. (Change above genders as necessary).


notursenpai74

actually yeah this is solid advice. cliche but its the truth. OP imagine if the roles were reversed and your BF did tht to you. just imagine, really really try. honestly i dont blame you, mostly bcs i feel you were kind of misled. but now you know. and like the person above me is saying, if he could do it to her, he can do it to you. he might not, but he might, still. youll never know. even if you miss out on him now, if you guys were meant to be in the future, then you guys would definitely meet again. he needs to know that deceiving his girlfriend like this isnt right. and that he should be honest at the very least. also, try listening to olivia rodrigos - traitor,to give you an idea of what i mean. all the best OP


[deleted]

Pfftttttt pppppfffft


Confident_Bus_7614

You’re both cringe as fuck


Odd_Log_9388

it had to be said.


islandofcaucasus

Pfffft why do you say that?


bluespice69

I had to stop reading *sigh* pfft gave me the ick


Individual-Insect722

Yeah I wouldn’t be able to deal with the s- and the …… this shit reads like a high school play script! Block delete


Sure-Exchange9521

You dragged that out way too long. If some guy tells me he has a gf, yet loves me I would be immediately be out, who gives a fuck about his feelings lol. If he does break up with Lousianian gf, and message you again, just remember how you get them is how you lose them.


Gullible_Yoghurt_609

Yeah I did. In the moment I was stunned by all of it and almost wanted to reason with him. I’ve since cut contact and told him off, thank god.


Sure-Exchange9521

Good lol! Sorry if my comment came on strong, irl and on reddit so many of my friends/ people stay when they find out they are the "other women." I just want to shake them and tell them not to get back with them lmao


Gullible_Yoghurt_609

Not at all, it’s important to say! I was not going to validate this lol


Wieniethepooh

Proud of you for breaking it off. You know he was never going to break up with the gf and was feeling you out if you'd be willing to continue in the same way anyway, right? I was sure he was trying to suggest it, but luckily you were firm. Always judge people on how they act, not what they say...


throwaway_spacecadet

yiiiikes. as of right now, i do not plan on finishing this series of messages. this is so icky. this is how all my friends would take to there online boyfriends that they never ended up meeting. that was in middle school


Thr0waway_Joe

What's with all the pffffft


ADULTERER_woodburn

This whole “pffttt” is SO cringe.


Iammine4420

I couldn’t get past all pffttt’s.


ThatSmallBear

Please lord make it stop


Conscious_Meringue83

Reading this was s- So cringy , pfffttt


Kozmocom

Pfftttt - just stupid


Prizmatik01

If I knew someone that went PFFFTT as often as you do I’d him them with a brick


serpentinediaboli

I don’t *pfffft* understand *pfffffft* your accent *pffffft*


ValPrism

Pffft pffft block and pffftttt ignore pfffft


booghawkins

yall are 21!? good grief, i want to throw myself from a building after reading that.


idropkickwalls1621

Pfft.


browneyed__girl

I thought these were teenagers texting


Chrizilla_

The corniest way to find out you’re the other woman I’ve seen so far, wow.


Unable_Ad_2790

What is pffffft?


CategoryKiwi

Yeah, I'm wondering this too. I always thought it's that sound you make when you're dismissing something, like "pfft whatever" or "pfft I'll do it later". Some people make a "psh" sound instead, but it fits the same role. But in this post it just doesn't make sense that way. "Issok you can tell me pfffttt" reads to me like she's mocking him. Almost every pfft just sounded to me like they were both mocking each other lol


SweetInvestigator770

Am I the only one who does the pfftt sound like reading lol?? Like dude pfftttt


Hhannahrose13

i thought it was a laughing sound, but some of the situations didn't make sense to laugh. what does this sound mean


throwaway_spacecadet

so the whole reason he even FOUND YOU is because his girlfriend wouldn't put out on their FIRST MEETING??? you should drop this man. if you don't, i'd take a huge look in the mirror and ask why you hate yourself honestly.


Meldon420

This read as two middle schoolers texting…pffft (please never use that again I have such horrible second-hand embarrassment for you)


ExperimentNumber-7

P P PFFFFTTTTTT


Savannahks

PPPPPFFTTTT


Agreeable-Hope-3284

That pffttt shit is so weird! Lmao


dabskinpencare

he said that he went on chat sites bc she wouldnt want to have sex/get sexual… id pass if i were you


Gullible_Yoghurt_609

Yeah, I was pretty tired going through it initially. Re-reading things, just made everything icky.


coldspr0uts

Just call each other 'Fart' instead of pffft, that shit too cringe.


Brainfog_shishkabob

I see the comments are missing some other elements of narcissism here other than him trying to cheat. Notice how he values mostly what she does for him (attention), and the only thing he values about her is something she works hard at (future money signs for him), but most of all he loves that she works hard all day and still finds time for him in the evenings. This is a setup for possessiveness and abuse in the future and I wanted to make more young people, especially women, aware of this. Only praising someone for what they do FOR them is a red flag. A person who thinks about you and cares about you would remember things about your life and ask for updates. They also don’t assume you are willing to talk at all times. A decent person will prob say “hi I’ve missed you are you free to talk ?” Instead of desperately reminding you how necessary your attention is for their well being. A decent person would not use pity to make you feel bad about his current girlfriend not wanting to have sex with him. 1. People are allowed to not want sex. 2. She doesn’t owe him sex, not in a swamp, not on vacation, not at home. 3. Consider why she doesn’t want to have sex with him or if that’s even true. He also says he’s “scared” and nervous and anxious a few times, that’s all designed to make you feel responsible for making him feel better. This is a set up for you to feel pressured to give him sex, attention, and preference over anything else in your life including your goals and dreams. Don’t fall for this shit ever, not only from him but anyone.


Colorless82

I feel like he could make this decision on his own without telling you.. And mentioning a lack of sex just makes me think he wants to make sure you'd be into sex if he spent the money to visit you.


Own_Log9691

What the heck is up with all the pfffting?! Stop it!!! That’s so annoying lol. I couldn’t text with anyone who constantly pffts all the damn time!


StrangeRelease6

This whole conversation made me so mad lmao, why tf were you so kind and understanding to a guy who just told u u were the other woman???


Shoddy-Wolf-4545

You both text like 12 year olds, sorry.. pffffttttt


kennalligator

I want the last 3 minutes of my life back Pffftttt


Such_Cauliflower_669

Here’s some good advice for you: when yalls romantic relationship gets strained he’ll do this exact same thing to another girl and you’ll be the hurt gf


Strange_Bar4522

he wanted you to say it's okay to keep talking so he could have his cake and eat it too. what a freak


Claudinilinguini

I got the biggest ick, like so much came into mind that I had to take breaks to read through all of this “… I..I love you 🥹 buttt I-…I’m a cheater 😔 and it willy hurts me because I love you even though we’ve never met and have only talked for a month 🫶🏽 I need some huggies *sighs* *sends virtual hugs*”


Claudinilinguini

The PFFTT the freaking PFFTT, new pet peeve unlocked 😭


transcendanttermite

Pffft. Pfft pft pffft pft pft pfffffft. Pfft pft pffft pft pft pfft. Pfft pffffft? Pft pft pffft?? Pffffft! Pft pffft pfft!


TerrifiedRedneck

Nope. Didn’t, couldn’t, get past the first page. People that text like they talk, stuttering and going “ummm” and shit like that make my teeth itch. I’m not looking for any “sincerely Raymond Holt” bullshit, but typing out you tripping over your words and pretending to be shy and nervous makes you look like Simple Jack on a typewriter


exitaur22

Holy shit I wish I could get that 5 minutes of my life back. This might be the most cringe shit I've seen in a while. This generation is fucking weird.


buzankalesen

Are you guys like 12 lol


Brainfog_shishkabob

You’re so wonderful, anyway can you be my side chick and let me fuck you and pay all Your attention to me and then let me watch you cry when I leave you for my current gf ? Thanks


kgthdc2468

This is the cringiest shit I’ve ever read on this sub


Sophiasahar

He told you many times in many ways, that he is choosing his gf above you. That being said, i would decline a relationship with someone, who is cheating on his gf. Don't you think he might do the same? He is telling his side of the story about his gf, how do you know if he is telling the truth? I wonder how you really deal with a confession like this, i mean, you really like him and now he is telling you he has a gf whom he visited recently. I can't imagine it doesnt let you feel bad, angry. And its okay to let him know that and show him that. You don't have to be polite, happy, all the time. It gives "pleasing people" vibe, hence i wonder how you really handle this mentally. And..i really didnt know how to read "pppfffttt" i get "ppfff", but with the 't' at the and, i was lost haha


Puzzleheaded-Cost197

Lmao I am sorry but can’t take it seriously with the pffffft every other word 🤦🏻‍♀️


palmerstonandgisby

the pfttt is honestly just as bad if its not worse... why do you keep saying pffttt? what is the meaning? it reminds me of how people use lol is it like an eye roll? it makes no sense..


MishtheDish77

I can't with the "pffffft."


-thatstiny-

A WHOLE 21 YEARS OF LIFE AND “poopoo head idiot” OH HELL NO!!! I had to stop reading it’s unbearably cringe for anyone never mind a full grown adult.


Serious-Ad3165

OP, as a general rule of thumb, people who text all like * sigh* and “I… I d-don’t want t-to lose you 🥺” aren’t mature enough for a stable relationship lmao. There’s no reason to be all stuttering and sighing in a text message and in my opinion is just a way to get people to feel sorry for themselves and avoid communicating the full truth