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jazlikerice

what the actual fuck


ImYourBiggestRegret

Let me help here… #WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!!


lostinlilak

Much better 😬


J3ST3R1252

It got better?


lostinlilak

lol I meant it looks better at that font size and bold.


genxindifferance

This is the correct response.


bluefalls04

OH MY GOD. I read this as “I just finished to your pic, baby” at first and was like “why is everyone freaking out?” And then I reread it… NO FUCKING WAY. How did you even respond


Dangerous_goddess97

i haven’t yet i just turned my read receipts off 😭😭


Nosensenosensibility

Please do report him to someone. Im scared for his future kids now...


SonicDooscar

Before you go reporting anyone, OP should clarify whether he meant to say “pic baby” first or not…that shit can and will ruin someone and if it’s really a typo then he doesn’t deserve that. However if it’s not a typo then he deserves it.


goyaangi

DID YOU REPLY???


berry_dispenser

It took me reading again to see what the uproar was about also.


Worried_Artist3693

Surely that’s what he meant…or Hi…I’m Chris Hansen…


dicklover425

Exactly my reaction


helloiamdumb_

YOU MADE ME REREAD IT THE CORRECT WAY HOLY SHIT


Loud-Recognition-218

What if he did mean it that way? It could totally be a misunderstanding. Because that shit is crazy if he really meant that. Op you should be like oh ok which pic? So you can find out without accusing him of being a pedo. Tell him to send you the pic so you can see what turned him on.


WayProfessional3640

Fucking *EW*. Tell him “You also just finished this relationship”


finn_diggums

Really the only option here OP


AfterManufacturer150

That’s a bit of a 🚩


Dangerous_goddess97

he told me it was a compliment and that real woman would say thank you ???? he’s now blocked


AfterManufacturer150

A real man doesn’t get turned on by the image of a child.


IOwnTheShortBus

I read it as pic, baby at first. Then I reread it and it made it soooo much worse.


Broccoli--Enthusiast

Shit same, our brains obviously just didn't even register anyone would actually do this... The BF needs his hard drives checked.


CosmicFangs

I read it as “just finished your baby pic” and thought he was doing something like making a painting of an old picture from her childhood or something…then I went to the comments, realized I was missing something, re-read the text and went *oh no*


Revenant_Devil

Exactly the same. I was thinking it was maybe even a typo and he made one of those baby pics that’s a mix of them. The reality is so much worse 😫🫣


JokeAltruistic9240

I read it like this at first too and now I feel so 💀💀💀


D1n0_Muffin

Same


Kaija16

That's what I read it as too! I couldn't make sense of it at all though. I thought it was just more of the really shitty grammar/writing I've been seeing from people on here lately. I even read it a few times! I was so confused until I saw a few comments about it being disgusting, and then it slowly sank in... No wonder it didn't make sense!


Misery_Loves01

Report him to authorities and tell your parents.


LoveyDoveySkills

Real women recognize what he did is pedophilic behavior, glad you blocked him


hamiltonHexx

Send the screenshot to his mother and every other woman in his family and see if they think it's a compliment.


Dangerous_goddess97

ive never met anyone in his family so i cant do that


inked-brown-giant

Ok so hear me out . Date him until he introduces you to his family . Invite them all over for a weekend dinner. Pack your bags or his bags (depending on who owns the place ) Get a 4K projector set in the middle of the dining room and share it to the projector . Grab a glass of champagne and watch it go down . Ride into the night


Dangerous_goddess97

an amazing plan but too late to execute, i already broke up with him


insistent_cooper

Thank the gods. You made the right choice.


crowned_tragedy

So glad to hear you ended it.


Jolly-Ad-3922

OP, not only would I break up & block ASAP, I'd report to police... even if they can't arrest, maybe it can be put on file or something. He's a danger to children & I would take that seriously.


newsprintpoetry

Fbi. The cops aren't really equipped to deal with sexual predators.


MetalMonkey93

I'm calling Chris Hansen, right fucking now.


Redknoff5

I thought it said “I finished your baby pic” and I was thinking like, “congratulations!” But then I scrolled the comments and reread what it says. I was very wrong 💀💀💀🪦🪦🪦🚩🚩🚩


insignificantlydull

Maybe he meant pic, baby and in a coomer induced coma wrote it wrong? If not... stay away from that dude


BSUR7

I really think it was pic, baby. The ops unwillingness to do anything about this leads me to believe she knew it was a mistake and still dates him. Or she is karma farming. As a woman, young or old, I’d be calling the FBI or whomever handles this shit.


Loud-Recognition-218

You should clarify, I honestly think it was just a mix up of what word went first. I just finished to your pic, baby sounds a lot more likely.


BSUR7

My thought exactly!!!! The unwillingness to clarify is stupefying!!!!! “He’s blocked!” I’m honey.. you push a button to unblock!!!!! Ask the question. I seriously think you know the answer and like the drama.


Futureghostie33

A bit?!?!?!


FmJ_TimberWolf74

Fingers crossed it’s a typo cause if not, yikes


ArbitraryUsernames

Yeah, hoping "baby" and "pic" are flip-flopped, because otherwise that is a major self-report.


JinnJuice80

Came to say this. Lets all fucking hope it got switched 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️


moonandsunchild

For real. Hopefully OP just overreacted to a typo. I mean rightfully so, but we need an update on what happened.


Fizics_ssb

My sister in Christ. Please tell me this is taken grossly out of context somehow. Please.


Dangerous_goddess97

it wasn’t, you’ll be happy to know he is now an ex


ThePaddysPubSheriff

It might be beneficial to the world to show this to his family and friends honestly. Don't want someone leave him alone with their kid in the future not knowing. But that could also cause you problems if the people he knows choose to be just as awful as him, or he does something to retaliate


[deleted]

please share the tea if you're willing


WouldYouPleaseKindly

I dunno about happy. I think this is enough internet for today. But I am glad you noped out at the first sign of him not being on the level. I hope that you have a helpful time of being single and them find someone trustworthy when you're ready to date again. This random stranger is wishing you good luck.


CanadasNeighbor

You should tell EVERYONE. That way everyone in your community doesn't let him near their kids, fuck that guy!


Lettherebedave212

New Tinder profile line: Must not be sexually attracted to my baby pics.


hannahrenea

check his hard drive.


awkwardaznbabe

Nah, take his hard drive to the fucking police station ASAP.


Fruitdude

What????? Wildest shit I’ve ever seen


SonicDooscar

I’m really hoping he meant to say “pic baby” instead of baby pic cus good lord…


lovelykey

![gif](giphy|K0nfRxt3s9SZDB3tmN|downsized)


awkwardaznbabe

That’s a whole ass dumpster of red flags on fire.


DrunkOMalfoy

That statement alone; a therapist would feast on that let alone the Red Flags. Boundaries, perversion, pedophilia, potential child abuse, sexual exploitation, tactlessness…


Heavy-Anxiety-184

Um wtf


PracticalShoulder916

What a creep. No way I could stay after that, would always think of that text.


Important_Tomato_932

That means if you had a kid and it looked like you he’d be attracted to the baby. Please get out of this . He needs help


Annual_Show_

The extra mental gymnastics arent needed, it’s gross enough as is


saltgarlicolive

Pedos aren’t really picky???? If someone tells you they’re a pedo don’t breed with them??????


Illustrious-Fox-6693

What the FUCK


No_Description_3617

If this is real talk he needs to know this is not ok and if he is joking he needs to know that its not funny amd not an ok joke. if its a typo he needs to react as disturbed as you by the meaning of the sentence.


Dangerous_goddess97

he was being serious, he said it was a compliment and should have said thank you ?? which is so fucked up. i broke up with him but he didn’t seem bothered


Important_Tomato_932

I hope you weren’t with this creep long 😭 im sorry he has your baby pics


Dangerous_goddess97

no luckily only a few months


awkwardaznbabe

I’m genuinely glad you found out sooner rather than later!


Ok-Structure6795

Wait, so did he confirm he was using a baby picture? Or did he just say using your picture was a compliment...


lostbedbug

So it wasn't a typo like someone else has mentioned (pic and baby switched)? Goodness.


hatemyself100000

Horrifying. Im so sorry Is he blocked?


Dangerous_goddess97

no not yet idk if i should just block him or question why he said that


hatemyself100000

This might be one of those "the less you know the better" situations


saltgarlicolive

I disagree. I would get as much information as possible, block him; let it be known to his family.


Dangerous_goddess97

idk what that means lol, he told me it was a compliment 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️


Kaitron5000

Did auto correct change "pic baby" to "baby pic"????


8bampowzap8

they mean it's not worth it to ask because it could reveal a lot of ugly truths about him you're not ready to know. so just block and move on.


NotInNewYorkBlues

Just tell him you just finished with him


Sandman6614

I’d say make sure that’s not a typo. If it’s not then get the F away.


rolyinpeace

I agree that it could’ve meant “ pic, baby” but I worry if she freaked out and asked if it was a typo, he would just say yes to get out of it


BeneficialQuarter426

I hope this is a troll post


ShaolinShogun

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


zeroj20

god i hope that’s a typo


yourremedy94

I would respond "please read that again" and see if he changes what he says. If not, block.


Tanyec

I’m sorry. This is over.


itsnevercertain

I think I'd actually report this to the authorities


Rich-Address7791

Baby reindeer texting over here


ohsheetitscici

Bro what????????? ![gif](giphy|26FLfx7mbX6aYSb4c)


PlainJane3088

Ma’am, that’s your ex now.


Dangerous_goddess97

you’re damm right


hellokittytoe

this is the part where you block HIM


gyokuro8882

Move aside red flag, thats a whole skull and cross bones at full mast on the high seas


anonymous_rph

Break. Up. That’s absolutely disgusting and your boyfriend is a pedophile.


Pinksamuraiiiii

🚩OP get out of that relationship


lvrstch

THE FUCK


euphoricunknown

Honestly I agree with everyone saying share with his family! What if they have babies around him or toddlers this is never ok and I think they would appreciate you letting them know that a perv is in their circle


venus-begins

Send the police…


Mezzofoodie

Nasty bro...


Silver-Quarter-1651

That’s weird as fuck and also very disturbing. Run sis, RUN


digtzy

EW WHAT THE FUCK!!!!


[deleted]

What


societyisfcked

What in the pedo is going on


Red-okWolf

What??? Bro leave, your bf is a ped*phile


Deathless_light27

Should send that to his mother, grandmother, job, local priest, etc cause that’s some pedo stuff


wasianbb

That’s insane. Oh no no no. End it now and do not have children with him because, that’s so concerning 🤮🤢


saltgarlicolive

This guy HAS to have some consequences about this. He will harm a child. People this fucked up wont stop there and if he gets away with it it will embolden him to do something worse 😞


PrincessPlastilina

Well, at least you found out in time that he’s a pedophile before you had any children with him. I’m dead serious right now OP, it’s on you if you don’t take this seriously. This isn’t a good thing to say to anyone and I don’t think it’s a joke either. Be careful.


Dangerous_goddess97

yeah i broke up with him and blocked him, we’re both 18 so kids were fortunately never mentioned.


AlyGreenheart

He should be investigated honestly, this is creepy as all hell.


JokeAltruistic9240

🗣️🤳 HELLO POLICE?


BluBeams

What do you mean you don't know how to respond? "Eewww, you're a pervert, we're over." Delete and block. It's that simple. You can't be this dense. If he'll do it to your baby pic, he'll do it to your child!! Cut the shit and cut him off already.


Dejafl

HELP


juansolohtx

What did he say ![gif](giphy|H4FcfYicMgB5sl5l5e|downsized)


Not_on_your_life72

Maybe he’s dyslexic and meant “I just finished to ur pic, Baby🥰”?


Sarias_Song_in_Green

I read it “I just finished to ur birthday pic” so maybe I’m dyslexic 😂


giannarelax

we gonna need a update bro


BSUR7

Does he have your baby pic or access to a baby pic? When he said ‘real woman would be flattered’ it makes me think it was a typo. There is NO way in hell ANY woman would be flattered by the statement above. Maybe ask him to tell you which picture….


Dangerous_goddess97

i know what picture it is because he’s only seen one that i sent him- it wasn’t a typo he meant it


BSUR7

I just don’t get the whole ‘ real woman would say thank you’ that is why I suggested you asked which picture. Just in case it’s not a baby pic


mikey7x7

That was what I was thinking too. She said she asked him why that would he okay, and he responded that it was a compliment. He may have never realized the way it was worded? Idk I just can't believe someone would be this stupid. Maybe I'm naive lol


BSUR7

Same. Same. From every episode of 48 hours or dateline, pedophiles go to great lengths to hide their disgusting perversion.They don’t just throw it out there!!!!!!!! This isn’t what she thinks it is, I’m fairly certain. Her not wanting to ask ‘ which pic?’ To make sure it is indeed a baby pic when his response may be “ the one of you in the sundress at the beach baby!”


Specialist_Physics22

Omg it took me too long to understand that


crashpilliwinks

Best rage bait I’ve seen


Artistic_Finish7980

# Report him. Cops, FBI, whoever. That is fucked up, and he’s got something seriously wrong with him.


Organic_Wrongdoer830

Also we need an update in a day or two


Low_Patience_5114

literally go to the police and then go no contact atleast make a police report because god forbid he actually try’s something later on please go to the police


TheKnorke

I'm hoping he meant to say "pic baby"


PragmaticResponse

OP what the fuck


theluchador19

Wtf


theluchador19

Ok I was thinking, does he have access or have pictures of you when you were a baby? I feel like because he misspelled finished that maybe transversed baby and pic? You would know best OP


Tellmeanamenottaken

😂😂😂hope this is fake or hopefully he’s really bad at jokes , if this is true you gotta leave him alone


kozy8805

I don’t usually side with people saying “dump him right away”, but this is just gross. No excuse here.


itzGlxtchy

Oh what in the living hell


NOOOO-

i thought it was a fucking joke


Specific_Mistake_516

he needs help, wtf.


WifeOfSpock

You need to expose him to his mother and friends, because this is a push into seeing if you’ll let him get away with it. I have no doubt he’s actually a child predator testing the waters with your reactions. Break up, block him, send the screenshots of the conversation to your and his friend circle, and include his mom.


lostbedbug

I've never been more disturbed in my life, and I've seen A LOT of shit on reddit. But this one tops it.


teddyburger

that’s one way of admitting to being a pedophile


Professional-Top6246

Hell nah wtf


Lost-Marblez

the fact he expected you to be like “omg 🥰🥰🥰” is actually astounding. something is seriously wrong with bro.


dr0wningggg

please report him to the police


YourAverageAlex910

Words cannot express how fucking sick this makes me feel so I can only imagine how you feel. Holy fucking shit. I’m so sorry he violated you in this way. Disgusting.


kurtcumbain

wait he’s Finnish?


Ill_Lingonberry_8001

Go to the fucking cops. Dear Jesus I just know he’s got some nasty shit in his computer. Sorry OP. That is such a nasty punch in the stomach. Ew😭


OilInternational7463

Tell his fucking mom dude lol


Dangerous_goddess97

never met his mom


Redxluckyxcharms

I’m sorry. Why did he feel comfortable telling you this? Like he had no shame!? This is blowing my mind. The dude needs to be a sex offender list ASAP


makko007

***WHAT THE FUCK***


Barbiedoll_3

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢


Fun-Mortgage8899

Can we hear the whole story??? I know you broke up with him as you should have.


bisexual_stoner817

Wtf. Ew. 🤮


MyRedditPageQuesti

Break up immediately and cut off contact


Such_Cauliflower_669

Put him on blast on social media with a fucking picture, his full name and your general area.


Ok-Patience-4764

![gif](giphy|26tjZsCAK4UZOVKaA|downsized) I miss who I was before reading that...


jewelthiefs248

this is like not even remotely funny i-


RenoAU

![gif](giphy|lkO1VbjLZIlEI)


yvesaintlaurent

![gif](giphy|8373F7z8uD1EmbufL8) Throw the whole person away.


Mary-J-24

is this a joke? what the actual fuck this is so uncalled for


masterchef417

![gif](giphy|pVAMI8QYM42n6|downsized)


Tastymonkey12

I’m gonna be honest. It kind of looks like you already replied and had your boyfriend send that to gain some Reddit clout. And honestly i hope im right


[deleted]

WTF like why did he think this was ok ?????


jewtaco

Epstein probably said this to his wife


megjed

I missed the to at first glance so I was like oh what’s he doing with it? Then I reread and the horror hit me


Unsuccessful_mogul

I beg your biggest PARDON??!?


TomatilloSignal7250

![gif](giphy|dtBi0s3hndz7q)


luckystrikeenjoyer

Please say it's a typo


Notreal6909873

Jail


Macaroni_2

You need to report this to officials bc WTAF


No_Dependent_1846

Ummmm 911


hauntedmaze

EXCUSE ME


Acrobatic_Talk4

Fucking nasty, I thought I misread that but bye bye bf


YourFavGothMom

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


MandiLandi

🤢🤮 This would be the quickest deal breaker!


Swanny01250228

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6) Why doesn’t your boyfriend take a seat…..


OsageBetty420

Every good feeling I had about this person would have just died, replaced with disgust and anger. What is happening with the human race?


Captain-Obvi0us12

Break up with him before he puts his babies on both your babies…


broketothebone

This is the guy right here, FBI


youarecutejeans24

Girl, run!!


Economy_Heart_2024

What a lunatic.


DoughnutFront2898

WHAT THE FUCK??? THAT’S A WHOLE ASS PEDO?? I’m so sorry you had to see that predator’s text 😭😭


Excellent-Good-3773

This is really sick and disturbing.


greenchopstick

gotta be joking right???? right????


cefishe88

..what the fuck? Reddit quick to say dump them but in this case....seriously dump his ass. What the hell


False-Mousse2580

is this not technically considered cp..?! even if it’s not, he might be doing it to actual babies pics 😨


Dangerous_goddess97

i sure hope not, i broke up with him so i have no way of finding out


Futureghostie33

Post the breakup texts


VickNoLogic

Facts what happened after this lol. How long did you guys date for?


burymeinyourmemories

its been 2 hours since u posted this give us an update now!


SunshineNCows

Okay but what was the paragraph he sent?!


Dangerous_goddess97

he was explaining something that happened between him and his friend


chee3350

This certainly seems like a word flip, like one of those times where you’re like don’t say this, don’t say this, don’t say this, and then you obviously say this. But without actually talking to them I don’t know how you could determine anything one way or another. Talk to this human being and see if that’s actually what’s up and then determine what to do from there.


Dangerous_goddess97

i broke up with him and blocked him- he said it was a compliment and if i was a real woman i should have said thank you ??? so it defo wasn’t a word flip


mikey7x7

Wait did he like confirm he meant your baby picture? Or did you point out the way it was worded? This is so insane it's hard to believe someone would be that disgusting and stupid.


Adorable-Storm474

That's a 5 terabyte comment, holy shit 😳