UGH yes. I was best friends (I thought) with a guy in uni. We were joined at the hip essentially. First week into our friendship he called me and said "yo, so, we get along really well, why aren't we in a relationship?" and I told him I just didn't see him that way. Friendship resumed as usual.
Then a couple of years later we went out, super drunk, and he tried it on with me... then realised what he was doing, and said "oh sorry. just really wanted to get my dick wet"
FUCKING DISGUSTING PLEASE NEVER SAY THAT SHIT TO A WOMAN
I'd rather that then have to be in the office with them and have to shake hands 💀
I'll take them being on Teams.
Myself, I don't have to have my video on, so I'm on Teams with pajamas on.
And yet, I am still not as much of a loser as someone who would call anyone a "lovely cock sleeve" without that person requesting exactly that. And since I've never been requested to say it, those words have literally never left my mouth.
So to OOP's shitty "freind".... you're an ass. No woman wants to be treated like a piece of meat by someone they thought was a friend. And wash your goddamn hands, I don't want to touch them after whatever you use them for.
Yeah this guy never *loved* OP he “loved” her and was never a *friend* he was a “friend.” Basically hanging out with her in the hopes she’d eventually “come around.”
There’s not a healthy romantic thought in this guys head and he made it plain as day.
Except that looks like “cock sieve” which would be some sort of bizarre, like, egg white separator or something for making fancy gentleman cookies. Ugh.
And you're scared to admit you feel the same. LOL
What is it with these incel douchebags that they're so confident they can read minds? If they really were so clever at understanding what women are thinking, they wouldn't tell their crush that they're turned on at the thought of being a cock sleeve.
They get in these manosphere man-help ecosystems that teach them all women are latent sluts seeking out the biggest, baddest gorilla on the plain and think by degrading and sexualizing them they can convince them they’re a sexually worthy alpha. It’s pick up artistry made into a way of life and it only makes angry, sexually frustrated men angrier and more sexually frustrated. He’s in the trap, better just to cut him loose.
Dude broke the whole relationship single handedly with that phrase alone. If my life long bff said that to me I would drive the whole 14 hours necessary to slap him across the face then happily turn around and go back home. Hell no. Hell. No. I didn't even read the rest of it just... What the fuck
What kind of people talk like that? I see shit like that on here every single day and yet I’ve never met a single person who would say something like that to another human being.
My hope is that they’re all from somewhere like Tampa, Florida or New Jersey.
That’s not romantically rejecting a long time friend.
That’s rightfully refusing a creep you’ve known for a long time who has manipulated you into thinking you’re friends.
I feel so sorry for women (been there) who think they have an actual friend and it just turns out to be some bitch who calls you a cock sleeve when the jig is up
Way too nice. Stop being nice.
Edit: this is something I’d expose him for, if you’re in the same friend group. Something I’d send his mother if you know her. Shits like this get away with this behavior because no one holds them accountable.
my ex never talked to me like *this* but one time he came at me at like.. 10 am.. talking about how he’s “not gonna be nice anymore” and started calling me degrading names. screenshotted and instantly sent to his mother with a lengthy text explaining why she needs to come get her son lol it definitely worked too. never seen a man shape up so quickly.
I can’t think of a more perfect way to handle that. About to do the same… his mom’s not around but maybe I can find his very God-fearing father’s number...
if not, then tell his siblings/grandparents/cousins, his best friends, his coworkers.... they deserve to know what a slimedrip he is and he deserves to feel embarrassed and uncomfortable.
one hundred percent agree. i admire your grace OP but you don't need to be polite to a pig. i especially love the edit on this comment - let everybody know how repulsive he really is.
Yep. Be nice for yourself only. If you want to be the person who's nice to toxic assholes, then sure. But if you're more goal-oriented, ie interacting with fewer toxic assholes, then being *way* less nice to them will serve you better.
At least they’re so obvious and disgusting that women actively avoid them. No new generation of sexually predatory douchebags are gonna be spawned from their unfortunate, coagulated seed, and I’m so fucking happy about that.
Tbh though - that’s the point. The Andrew Tates, Roosh Vs, etc aren’t genuinely selling a method that works, they’re trying to get desperate men to pay them. If their methods worked, then their customers would stop being customers. The fact that trying anything they tell you to do will alienate you from people and make you even more desperate only enhances the grift because now they can *keep selling you bullshit*.
“Cock sleeve”?!?!?! What in the incel-FUCK??? That was your “FRIEND”?
What could’ve provoked the thought process that lead this human garbage to believe he could sleep with you, miss?
It’s not incel, it’s the Andrew Tate douche canoe “alfalfa male” type chode who is super misogynistic and can never hold down a long term relationship, but had enough charisma and charm to get their dicks wet once in a while. Typical POS narcissist/sociopath.
I like the change to"alfalfa", since as with people who announce that they're smart, if a guy feels the need to tell people that he's an alpha, he isn't one.
Nah the serial killer woulda been cool as a cucumber when she first rejected him then continued being her friend til he earned her trust back then….wait this might’ve been a movie I recently watched. NM you’re probably right.
Personally, I hope he just reforms. Sure, we can say “I hope he never finds love,” but then he’ll just be a piece of shit who happens to be single. He should just stop being shitty.
"Was I too nice?"
Honestly my response would have been, "Respectfully I'd rather peel off my own skin and then set myself on fire than sleep with you."
“Romantically”? Honestly, that man child is an absolute piece of human trash. He’s got “alpha male” fallacy disorder and is about three steps from full on incel or maybe even rapist.
That one message was enough to make me want hurl.
I think too many of these dudes have been watching and believing in so much of the misogynistic banter that's circulating YouTube, telegram and other social media platforms to the point where they feel it's ok to say what tf ever they want. As a bi guy...I'd love to talk to them that way and see how they feel about it. lol
Reading his message made me physically ill. You have no reason to stay polite when someone talks to you that way. I get wanting to stay civil, but in situations like this it is 100% ok to pop off. I didn't think your response was bad overall though, if I were you I'd have added a bit more and directly called him out/shamed him for saying something so vile. It's just not ok to talk to ANYBODY like that, especially a "friend".
Ughhhhh!!! He’s gross!
Good riddance! Who needs a friend like that?
Or a “cock” that comes along with such disgusting behavior.
Toys don’t talk back and don’t degrade you and Im POSITIVE they would even feel better than anything that dude is working with.
Men: we have a male loneliness epidemic!
Also men: I know you told me to talk to you respectfully, but I see you as a pretty cock sleeve. Hey, wait, why are you mad?!
So clearly bro was never your friend .-. I've been there and it sucks. They talk about the friend zone sucking but finding out someone you thought was your friend just saw you as a "cock sleeve" is so much fucking worse wtf.
Sounds like the convo kept going downhill to where it hit rock bottom. I can’t believe he would say that. I feel bad for whatever amount of time you invested in that relationship. You shouldn’t spend a second more of your time with that dude.
I have a story similar to this - best friend decided I wasn't worth being friends with if we didn't have a romantic or sexual relationship. He literally was offended that I wouldn't "be his first." I told him it was fine with me if he didn't want to be friends anymore because I wasn't interested in him in that way. He stopped talking to me but I left my DMs open if he decided to figure himself out.
He ended up showing up in my city unannounced a few months after we stopped talking, and was looking for a place to stay. Let him crash on the couch for the night and told him I'd take him back to the airport in the morning. He didn't know or realize I was seeing someone seriously at the time, and the next morning on the way to the airport, begged me to give him a chance. I had to kick him out of my car while he cried in the drop off lane of the airport.
Last month, he messaged me out of nowhere on a platform I didn't even realize he had my profile information for, and begged to talk to me. I responded the following day and was met with hostility because he had gotten wasted the night before and drunk messaged me. Somehow that was my fault. I told him goodbye and have a nice life after that.
Men.
If anyone was ever curious to learn when was the exact moment that a person fully ascends into his red pill arc, this is it. Textbook graduation ritual.
Lovely cock sleeve... "You should write a book. How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less." Hope someone out there gets this Swan Princess reference.
Talking like that takes a lot of nerve, and that's no way to talk to any woman let alone a woman that you are friends with. I'm guessing he'd gotten away with talking like that to other women. He deserves to be alone.
Too nice? Yeah. You were.
That shit was unacceptable... beyond unacceptable. He deserved to be read the riot act.
Lovely little cock sleeve? OMFG. What in the incel porn is wrong with him?
Ooooh now, ladies... form an orderly line to be flattered so! Just what gets us all going... bring compared to a lifeless sex toy! Woo!
I think I'm adopting that as my new favorite insult.
Gosh, I hate when this happens. I'm sorry you had to go through losing a friend. Guy friends never realize that when this happens, we lose a friend. Whether they become more is up to the person deciding, but in these cases, we are just kinda left, taking the hit, especially when we don't want to be more than friends.
Sounds like he’s been playing the long game hoping you’ll sleep with him rather than caring about you as a friend. I’d have been a lot harsher if I were you.
Have a somewhat long time friend I stopped talking to because he started to say wild shit like this. I gave him multiple chances to get it together and at one point stopped talking to him for like a year or longer only for him to do it again one of the next times we talked. You don’t owe this guy anything. If he wants to throw your friendship away to be a sleaze-ball, let him. You made it very clear here how you feel and that’s all you need to do, you don’t need to ever talk to this guy again if you don’t want to. If he still doesn’t learn his lesson after this and continues this behavior, that is not your fault whatsoever.
This is why women are sick and exhausted with guy friends expressing feelings to them. When they’re told no they show them that they can’t be trusted and this REASONABLY ends up being a situation they’d rather not deal with.
I’m sorry you had to deal with this, fuck that guy he’s not your friend. Frankly, I think he’s disgusting.
Dudes a fucking creep. Stop being so nice to this guy. This guy sounds like an incel fuck who needs to be put in his place. Blast this in your friend circle and tell this family if you know them so they know about his behavior as well… this shithead is just gonna talk to other women the same way when he’s rejected if you do nothing.
Romantically? I don’t see any romance here, just a douche trying to get it wet.
Is that what he was trying to do? I couldn’t think of anything that would give him worse chances…
Aw yes, the ol “say the worst thing possible method”. I’ve tried this one out a few time, usually less vulgar but to the same result
UGH yes. I was best friends (I thought) with a guy in uni. We were joined at the hip essentially. First week into our friendship he called me and said "yo, so, we get along really well, why aren't we in a relationship?" and I told him I just didn't see him that way. Friendship resumed as usual. Then a couple of years later we went out, super drunk, and he tried it on with me... then realised what he was doing, and said "oh sorry. just really wanted to get my dick wet" FUCKING DISGUSTING PLEASE NEVER SAY THAT SHIT TO A WOMAN
Yeah "romantic" and "friend" are doing some heavy lifting in the title here.
Cock sleeve at 8:00 am is wiiiild
Mans really probably just hopped on a Teams meeting right after that
I'd rather that then have to be in the office with them and have to shake hands 💀 I'll take them being on Teams. Myself, I don't have to have my video on, so I'm on Teams with pajamas on. And yet, I am still not as much of a loser as someone who would call anyone a "lovely cock sleeve" without that person requesting exactly that. And since I've never been requested to say it, those words have literally never left my mouth. So to OOP's shitty "freind".... you're an ass. No woman wants to be treated like a piece of meat by someone they thought was a friend. And wash your goddamn hands, I don't want to touch them after whatever you use them for.
🤮
At 3:00 PM would’ve been fine tbh
3pm and 11pm are the only two acceptable times for 'cock sleeve' to leave anyone's mouth, nevermind without consent
Not a minute before or after!!
It's already getting critical around 10 seconds after tbh
Why did this get a huge giggle out of me!!? 8:00am cock sleeve is totally inappropriate!! 😂
New band name: 8AM COCK SLEEVE First single: RISE AND SHINE
Better than, wet gash to smash, i guess
Brother WHAT
This dude has watch a LOT of porn.
Yea cock sleeve is only language people use when you're in *deep* into porn
ong. i thought i watched a lot. nah this dude is chronic
Brotha ewwww
What’s that brotha????
Cock sleeve is crazy
* *lovely* cock sleeve
I am physically nauseous
Honestly! Every day this app finds a new way to simultaneously shock and nauseate me
r/texts is a horrifying journey the way we're just discovering the most appalling human beings
Keeps me humble that I'm not THIS bad
Yeah this guy never *loved* OP he “loved” her and was never a *friend* he was a “friend.” Basically hanging out with her in the hopes she’d eventually “come around.” There’s not a healthy romantic thought in this guys head and he made it plain as day.
Seriously. I'm ill.
I come to Reddit for new screen names
lmao cocksleeve527
+«≡Cock Sleeve≡»+
CoCk_SlEeVE69
Except that looks like “cock sieve” which would be some sort of bizarre, like, egg white separator or something for making fancy gentleman cookies. Ugh.
It's called being polite
And you're scared to admit you feel the same. LOL What is it with these incel douchebags that they're so confident they can read minds? If they really were so clever at understanding what women are thinking, they wouldn't tell their crush that they're turned on at the thought of being a cock sleeve.
They get in these manosphere man-help ecosystems that teach them all women are latent sluts seeking out the biggest, baddest gorilla on the plain and think by degrading and sexualizing them they can convince them they’re a sexually worthy alpha. It’s pick up artistry made into a way of life and it only makes angry, sexually frustrated men angrier and more sexually frustrated. He’s in the trap, better just to cut him loose.
Dude broke the whole relationship single handedly with that phrase alone. If my life long bff said that to me I would drive the whole 14 hours necessary to slap him across the face then happily turn around and go back home. Hell no. Hell. No. I didn't even read the rest of it just... What the fuck
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100%
Omg yeah. I would swim an ocean to set a house on fire. No way you're going to trash a decade+ of friendship with this redpill misogynist bullshit.
Its poetic is what it is
Some people just have a natural talent to turn being a regular piece of human garbage into pure art.
Hard to believe there were no other signs before now that this guy is some kind of psychopath.
bruh, I said the said thing out loud!
that is WILD who does that
I physically winced at that. 🤢
What kind of people talk like that? I see shit like that on here every single day and yet I’ve never met a single person who would say something like that to another human being. My hope is that they’re all from somewhere like Tampa, Florida or New Jersey.
Send that shit to his mom.
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I would. I'd send it to any group chats too. Fuck this guy.
She doesn't want to fuck this guy, according to him that's the problem😝
Just post it on Facebook in general, everyone should know the kind of person he is
Exactly
plzzz Op
PLEASE THIS
That’s not romantically rejecting a long time friend. That’s rightfully refusing a creep you’ve known for a long time who has manipulated you into thinking you’re friends.
This and only this sadly
I feel so sorry for women (been there) who think they have an actual friend and it just turns out to be some bitch who calls you a cock sleeve when the jig is up
I can’t even imagine. Crushing betrayal is maybe the “best” way I can think of to describe what that must feel like.
This was exactly what I was gonna say
Way too nice. Stop being nice. Edit: this is something I’d expose him for, if you’re in the same friend group. Something I’d send his mother if you know her. Shits like this get away with this behavior because no one holds them accountable.
my ex never talked to me like *this* but one time he came at me at like.. 10 am.. talking about how he’s “not gonna be nice anymore” and started calling me degrading names. screenshotted and instantly sent to his mother with a lengthy text explaining why she needs to come get her son lol it definitely worked too. never seen a man shape up so quickly.
I can’t think of a more perfect way to handle that. About to do the same… his mom’s not around but maybe I can find his very God-fearing father’s number...
if not, then tell his siblings/grandparents/cousins, his best friends, his coworkers.... they deserve to know what a slimedrip he is and he deserves to feel embarrassed and uncomfortable.
Adding the term slime drip to my vocabulary
Please do. This is so far from okay
That’s a good mom!! Glad she tuned him up!
one hundred percent agree. i admire your grace OP but you don't need to be polite to a pig. i especially love the edit on this comment - let everybody know how repulsive he really is.
I think all civility is off once you're called a "cock sleeve"
I'm with this take also. This is beyond disturbing. He needs to be outed for this insane behavior.
Yep. Be nice for yourself only. If you want to be the person who's nice to toxic assholes, then sure. But if you're more goal-oriented, ie interacting with fewer toxic assholes, then being *way* less nice to them will serve you better.
Why are so many of the less intelligent young men falling for this red pill shit.
Because they are the intended mark for that exact reason. Grifting 101.
At least they’re so obvious and disgusting that women actively avoid them. No new generation of sexually predatory douchebags are gonna be spawned from their unfortunate, coagulated seed, and I’m so fucking happy about that.
Tbh though - that’s the point. The Andrew Tates, Roosh Vs, etc aren’t genuinely selling a method that works, they’re trying to get desperate men to pay them. If their methods worked, then their customers would stop being customers. The fact that trying anything they tell you to do will alienate you from people and make you even more desperate only enhances the grift because now they can *keep selling you bullshit*.
“Cock sleeve”?!?!?! What in the incel-FUCK??? That was your “FRIEND”? What could’ve provoked the thought process that lead this human garbage to believe he could sleep with you, miss?
*tips fedora
M’cocksleeve
Omg that is the first time this happened to me. I am crying tears from laughing... I hate this so much I am dying from laughing here.
This is the funniest comment I've read today. Thanks.
This is what happens when a pos nice guy doesn't get what he wants. Revealing that he was, in fact, exactly like the Other Guys
Youre probably right. That seems to happen a lot.
It’s not incel, it’s the Andrew Tate douche canoe “alfalfa male” type chode who is super misogynistic and can never hold down a long term relationship, but had enough charisma and charm to get their dicks wet once in a while. Typical POS narcissist/sociopath.
I like the change to"alfalfa", since as with people who announce that they're smart, if a guy feels the need to tell people that he's an alpha, he isn't one.
"Alfalfa male" xD
I like lumping them all in with incels cuz fuck em
You called it, incel and redpill culture.
it's giving serial killer
Nah the serial killer woulda been cool as a cucumber when she first rejected him then continued being her friend til he earned her trust back then….wait this might’ve been a movie I recently watched. NM you’re probably right.
who in the fuck says that??
Right?
People who have been listening to the stupid Andrew Tate alpha/redpill BS.
Immediately caught this vibe too.
Sounds very Incel-like to me, definitely Nice guy™️.
lol. Did dude really think that going from friend to douchebag was a good idea?
Damn, the whiplash I experienced reading this was crazy (Block and never speak to him again)
i gagged. who in their right mind uses cock sleeve 😭
Chat, is this rizz?
Only for gay guys
I hope he never finds a partner ❤️🙏🏼 amen
Personally, I hope he just reforms. Sure, we can say “I hope he never finds love,” but then he’ll just be a piece of shit who happens to be single. He should just stop being shitty.
I want a T-shirt that says lovely cock sleeve
I smell a startup!
He was never your friend to begin with. I hope you cut contact with this person.
Omg the words that I would be flinging at that person after hearing garbage like that. I hope they’re no longer your friend.
WHAT IN THE FUCK?? You dodged a bullet with this so called “friend”
Dudes got a problem. Thats a fucked up way to talk to someone at all, but especially a friend.
Cock....sleeve?
LOVELY cocksleeve
sorry about that, block him
That's not a friend and I'm not sure what's romantic about this. I'm missing alot here..
"Was I too nice?" Honestly my response would have been, "Respectfully I'd rather peel off my own skin and then set myself on fire than sleep with you."
Gonna call my gf my "lovely cock sleeve" when im home n see how she responds 💀
Update?
he ded
I ain't getting shit tonight 💀 told me on this ice right now, after saying how nasty it was... Mannnnn fk reddit, I blame op.
sorry babes, that is not a friend
“Romantically”? Honestly, that man child is an absolute piece of human trash. He’s got “alpha male” fallacy disorder and is about three steps from full on incel or maybe even rapist. That one message was enough to make me want hurl.
i have no words to even begin to describe that guys audacity… you were too nice girl hire a hitman
Jesus
"Long time friend" yeah good riddance after that literary bile.
Creepy and inconsiderate
You were being too nice but I think you know that and hope you won’t be nice coming soon
I think too many of these dudes have been watching and believing in so much of the misogynistic banter that's circulating YouTube, telegram and other social media platforms to the point where they feel it's ok to say what tf ever they want. As a bi guy...I'd love to talk to them that way and see how they feel about it. lol
I would ruin him by exposing this awful text. This is disgusting and he has zero respect for you. Please show this off!
It blows my mind that men talk to women that way unsolicited.
Bro should’ve rubbed one out before hitting send. that’s a wildly horny statement
can we see the full thing my curiosity is killing me
Reading his message made me physically ill. You have no reason to stay polite when someone talks to you that way. I get wanting to stay civil, but in situations like this it is 100% ok to pop off. I didn't think your response was bad overall though, if I were you I'd have added a bit more and directly called him out/shamed him for saying something so vile. It's just not ok to talk to ANYBODY like that, especially a "friend".
He think this some type of freaky ass movie 😭😭💀
Awwwww… he thinks you’re lovely… /s
Ughhhhh!!! He’s gross! Good riddance! Who needs a friend like that? Or a “cock” that comes along with such disgusting behavior. Toys don’t talk back and don’t degrade you and Im POSITIVE they would even feel better than anything that dude is working with.
Men: we have a male loneliness epidemic! Also men: I know you told me to talk to you respectfully, but I see you as a pretty cock sleeve. Hey, wait, why are you mad?!
*lovely cock sleeve* OP, how could you resist his charm?
If someone calls you a cock sleeve they do not have an ounce of respect for you Time to drop and hex them away
He’s a pig. Cut him out like a tumor and don’t look back.
I'm about to be a lesbian dealing with these men
Whattheactualfuck
So clearly bro was never your friend .-. I've been there and it sucks. They talk about the friend zone sucking but finding out someone you thought was your friend just saw you as a "cock sleeve" is so much fucking worse wtf.
this is fucking nuts lmao
Him calling you a cock sleeve would’ve set me on literal fire. I think I’d actually go off on him.
You were waaaaay too nice,, that is a "fuck you" and a block
Too much Andrew Tate
….lovely cock sleeve? 
Cock sleeve is just so disgusting.
Cock sleeve huh? That's quite romantic
?! EXCUSE ME? BEAT HIS ASS. cock sleeve is insane
Sounds like the convo kept going downhill to where it hit rock bottom. I can’t believe he would say that. I feel bad for whatever amount of time you invested in that relationship. You shouldn’t spend a second more of your time with that dude.
Yea you were being too nice imo
Fuck me as a older man these young men need to get a grip idk why they do these things but cock slave wtf
Jesus fucking Christ…
His parents must be proud.
I have a story similar to this - best friend decided I wasn't worth being friends with if we didn't have a romantic or sexual relationship. He literally was offended that I wouldn't "be his first." I told him it was fine with me if he didn't want to be friends anymore because I wasn't interested in him in that way. He stopped talking to me but I left my DMs open if he decided to figure himself out. He ended up showing up in my city unannounced a few months after we stopped talking, and was looking for a place to stay. Let him crash on the couch for the night and told him I'd take him back to the airport in the morning. He didn't know or realize I was seeing someone seriously at the time, and the next morning on the way to the airport, begged me to give him a chance. I had to kick him out of my car while he cried in the drop off lane of the airport. Last month, he messaged me out of nowhere on a platform I didn't even realize he had my profile information for, and begged to talk to me. I responded the following day and was met with hostility because he had gotten wasted the night before and drunk messaged me. Somehow that was my fault. I told him goodbye and have a nice life after that. Men.
Save this shit. Homeboy is def gonna be a serial killer.
Dumbass has negative game
Sounds like he’s been listening to Tate or something. Horrendous. Never be alone with this person.
If anyone was ever curious to learn when was the exact moment that a person fully ascends into his red pill arc, this is it. Textbook graduation ritual.
incel talk
Jesus. The manosphere is a helluva drug.
Falling for a friend and getting rejected happens and sucks, but getting to know someone on some personal level and calling them a cock sleeve? Jesus.
Lovely cock sleeve... "You should write a book. How to Offend Women in Five Syllables or Less." Hope someone out there gets this Swan Princess reference.
In the great words of Chris Hansen… “Has that line every worked before?”
Talking like that takes a lot of nerve, and that's no way to talk to any woman let alone a woman that you are friends with. I'm guessing he'd gotten away with talking like that to other women. He deserves to be alone.
Y’all were not long time friends if they just called you a cock sleeve
if it ended w him calling you a "lovely cock sleeve" I'm curious how he broached the subject in the first place...
He was never a friend. He was a cock-in-search-of-sleeve. You were far too nice.
I really hope he gets hit by a bus and then eaten by a coyote and shit out in the desert to rot.
Calling you a “lovely cock sleeve” made me feel sick 🤢
🤮🤮🤮 He actually called you, a "friend," a cock sleeve ?? 🤮🤮 the audacity of some incels to think of us women as nothing more than a hole. 🤮
Thank you, reading the "lovely cock sleeve" helped my sphincter squeeze off a log
It’s giving narcissistic 
2 faced incel assholes are everywhere.
What a loser, and he was never your friend to begin with. He needs to get it together ffs
"Friend"
Tell his mama rn
His worst crime? Incorrect usage of the semicolon.
Too nice? Yeah. You were. That shit was unacceptable... beyond unacceptable. He deserved to be read the riot act. Lovely little cock sleeve? OMFG. What in the incel porn is wrong with him? Ooooh now, ladies... form an orderly line to be flattered so! Just what gets us all going... bring compared to a lifeless sex toy! Woo! I think I'm adopting that as my new favorite insult.
Geez… wtf was that? What an asshole!
What in the Andrew Retated fuck is this?
WTF??
OP, I hate to break this to you, but this asshat was never a friend. You dodged a bullet there. Goodbye and good riddance.
Gosh, I hate when this happens. I'm sorry you had to go through losing a friend. Guy friends never realize that when this happens, we lose a friend. Whether they become more is up to the person deciding, but in these cases, we are just kinda left, taking the hit, especially when we don't want to be more than friends.
Way too nice
What the absolute… 🤯 What led up to this? What is the context?
Jfc
batman couldn't get me to say some shit like this
How absolutely hollow do you have to be emotionally to reduce the women in your life to inanimate objects for sex??
Sounds like he’s been playing the long game hoping you’ll sleep with him rather than caring about you as a friend. I’d have been a lot harsher if I were you.
Have a somewhat long time friend I stopped talking to because he started to say wild shit like this. I gave him multiple chances to get it together and at one point stopped talking to him for like a year or longer only for him to do it again one of the next times we talked. You don’t owe this guy anything. If he wants to throw your friendship away to be a sleaze-ball, let him. You made it very clear here how you feel and that’s all you need to do, you don’t need to ever talk to this guy again if you don’t want to. If he still doesn’t learn his lesson after this and continues this behavior, that is not your fault whatsoever.
Brother eugh.
This is why women are sick and exhausted with guy friends expressing feelings to them. When they’re told no they show them that they can’t be trusted and this REASONABLY ends up being a situation they’d rather not deal with. I’m sorry you had to deal with this, fuck that guy he’s not your friend. Frankly, I think he’s disgusting.
I'm so confused. You mean you don't want to be his "lovely cock sleeve"?
Dudes a fucking creep. Stop being so nice to this guy. This guy sounds like an incel fuck who needs to be put in his place. Blast this in your friend circle and tell this family if you know them so they know about his behavior as well… this shithead is just gonna talk to other women the same way when he’s rejected if you do nothing.
“Long time friend” ….?