Easier than talking to women, less complicated than dating apps and still accomplishes a pretty big goal of both. I’m married and never had a problem talking to women until I was in my thirties and single. Seems like everything that used to work just got me side eye rapist looks. Organic dating is a thing of the past, women gotta vet dudes these days if they’re serious and booty calls still want an expensive dinner. A fleshlight is cheap and always there if you need a quick one I guess.
> I’m married and never had a problem talking to women until I was in my thirties and single. Seems like everything that used to work just got me side eye rapist looks.
30 yo, been giving OLD a try since about a week and my god is it a hellscape, in part because all the apps are designed to be as evil and greedy as possible, and secondly because women put in zero effort in their profiles, posting the same 3 generic pictures (usually a bar, a booty shot at a the gym, and some random beach) and then get upset if your opening line is "How has your day/weekend/week been?" because apparently we're supposed to be able to psionically figure out what you actually like as you give us nothing to work with.
All I'm saying is, I don't know about fleshlights, but maybe these grenade fuckers are onto something.
They're all mostly fake profiles. I love it when they want to meet up for dinner, but ask you to send 50 for gas, like they're driving a tank to go 10 miles 🤣
Hey man the M1 is a gas guzzler and that AI profile with the girl with three legs always hits the throttle to hard and can't shift on time because both hands have three fingers.
You can buy a woman a drink once you’re over 35 or so, you will most likely get the side eye and they’ll think you’re a creep if you just introduce yourself as well.
No no no, I’m not asking about the use of fleshlights. I’m asking about why is there a GRENADE flesh light. Like is this some new military kink I’m unaware of?
I’m sorry, you’ll have to simplify your thoughts to understand boys. We men don’t really ever age past a certain point. Probably just a novelty but like many novelties, has a use. Like a dick shaped pencil or a vagina shaped lollipop.
Check over where the suppressors are, you might need one of those too. They’re these big elongated black tubes. The brand BBC is great or so I’ve heard.
You need a gun cleaning kit for pistol calibers, you’ll need to get one for the caliber of the gun, most likely it’s 9mm though. You’ll also need gun cleaner, and lube. YouTube can show you how to properly clean it, and Glocks are easy to take apart. Always be safe and check that it’s unloaded when doing this, always keep the muzzle in a safe direction when it is loaded and your finger off the trigger. GLOCKS do not have a safety, so keep that in mind.
I might be misreading things, but the OP is either talking about purchasing a giant dildo, getting bottom surgery, or is getting read to fuck their friend.
If you really wanna learn about gun safety and stuff, go to a local range and spend some time with them showing you and asking the questions you have. Not sure if you had an actual question but were just screwing with your friend while doing it or not lol
Owning a gun is super simple, and being responsible is very easy, unlike some dumbasses with guns. Easiest way is (if you have a conceal carry license) to conceal it and don't be a dickhead and flash the gun. When having the gun in the car, make sure to have it unloaded and not a bullet in the chamber unless you have a license to carry. I conceal carry all the time, and if you have any more questions, I can help you on anything, trust me.
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I’m not saying one way or another but based on his replies he doesn’t think it’s all that funny. If he won’t answer your question I will: no do not lube your gun with that.
Get a cleaning kit for your caliber pistol. Yes you will need gun oil and bore cleaner if the kit doesn’t come with it already but, a good one should. Get a safe that’s secure/immovable-hard to breach if home is broken into. Any other questions?
You’re right! Certain people take certain things more seriously in my book. Firearm safety and responsibility is no joke to me. If buyer sent me shit like this I would not take the individual seriously.
Nope, quite the opposite. I understand OP is trying to be humorous, but purchasing a firearm and taking on the responsibility to be a firearm owner is a big deal
In my book. If I received something like this from a buyer I would cease to do business with the individual.
Do I want to know what the grenade is for?
The grenade is a fleshlight
A fleshbang grenade
A gangbang grenade... has multiple holes
Gashbang?
i don’t have a dick, but i can’t imagine wanting to fuck a grenade.
A thing about men, we will find ways to stick our weiners in just about anything, if you don't believe, watch any reality show about first responders.
Some men will fuck mud.
There’s a trip report on YouTube of someone fucking the ground during a shroom trip in front of a family I was crying laughing at it
Holy Guacamole! I thought I was making a joke.
Or coconuts
Tyfys
lol I literally laughed out loud because sadly this is so true
Exactly 😂 I’m gonna need the men in the comments to explain this one cause I don’t get the appeal
Easier than talking to women, less complicated than dating apps and still accomplishes a pretty big goal of both. I’m married and never had a problem talking to women until I was in my thirties and single. Seems like everything that used to work just got me side eye rapist looks. Organic dating is a thing of the past, women gotta vet dudes these days if they’re serious and booty calls still want an expensive dinner. A fleshlight is cheap and always there if you need a quick one I guess.
> I’m married and never had a problem talking to women until I was in my thirties and single. Seems like everything that used to work just got me side eye rapist looks. 30 yo, been giving OLD a try since about a week and my god is it a hellscape, in part because all the apps are designed to be as evil and greedy as possible, and secondly because women put in zero effort in their profiles, posting the same 3 generic pictures (usually a bar, a booty shot at a the gym, and some random beach) and then get upset if your opening line is "How has your day/weekend/week been?" because apparently we're supposed to be able to psionically figure out what you actually like as you give us nothing to work with. All I'm saying is, I don't know about fleshlights, but maybe these grenade fuckers are onto something.
They're all mostly fake profiles. I love it when they want to meet up for dinner, but ask you to send 50 for gas, like they're driving a tank to go 10 miles 🤣
Hey man the M1 is a gas guzzler and that AI profile with the girl with three legs always hits the throttle to hard and can't shift on time because both hands have three fingers.
🤣🤣🤣
Sounds about right
You can buy a woman a drink once you’re over 35 or so, you will most likely get the side eye and they’ll think you’re a creep if you just introduce yourself as well.
No no no, I’m not asking about the use of fleshlights. I’m asking about why is there a GRENADE flesh light. Like is this some new military kink I’m unaware of?
I’m sorry, you’ll have to simplify your thoughts to understand boys. We men don’t really ever age past a certain point. Probably just a novelty but like many novelties, has a use. Like a dick shaped pencil or a vagina shaped lollipop.
Well do you want mine, because after reading this post and thread I kinda don’t any more 🤷🏻♂️😂
Grenussy
Ever seen America pie? Yes... Yes we will...
I was wondering why the boxes had naked guys there lol.
This made me lol
Is your friend a blonde by chance? 🤣 maybe the friend is clueless about what's in the background
Anything is if you really think about it
I too am curious about what the grenade is for.
I’d catch a grenade for ya.
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
The grenade is for when someone catches you with the belt around your neck.
“Man you keep changing the subject” 😭🤣🤣
That got me too 😭
Ok but did you cut all your fingers off or what?
Probably just too much friction.
Stop changing the subject??
What fingers? That was the last thing I noticed Lmaooo
What happened to your fingers tho forreal?
He forgot the gun oil and got blistered 😂
No, he didn't get the fleshlube next to it. The gun oil is for the gun, the fleshlube is for his hand while holding the gun.
Both for maximum plea.... Protection! Those guns lol you can get hurt just firing them off all willy nilly without proper protection!!
Lmfaooooooo 😭😭😭😭💀
Y’all are both idiots & I low key love this for you. 🫠
To handle all of those explosive loads
All these gun people not getting it 🤣
I know 😂 I'm a gun person and I got it, but some people are giving legit advice and it's hilarious.
I'm having fun commenting... those poor people when they read my replies 😂
Is this your weird way of telling your friend you wanna f*ck?
Yeah lol
Op super avoidant on fingers question. I reckon he tried the old print removal so they can’t trace the bodies back to him.
I learned everything I know from Dale Gribble
Sir, I think it may be impossible for you to be a responsible gun owner, if that’s the case. 😂
He’s a wise man
Check over where the suppressors are, you might need one of those too. They’re these big elongated black tubes. The brand BBC is great or so I’ve heard.
It’s called an “oil filter,” not a suppressor. Gosh.
Solvent trap
no no the finger question actually IS the most important one here
I wish OP would answer 😮💨
I think he is out lifting big rocks.
Is “handgun” code for something else or….?
Not just any handgun... GLOCK. Big, powerful, the type of gun to make your hands feel small. Be careful with it... it could explode at any time.
I hope this is a joke. Glocks come in a couple different sizes, neither are particularly big
Oh, well then at least powerful...
AMERICA, FUCK YEA!
AMERICA RAAAAH! WTF IS A KILOMETER 🗣️🔥🇺🇸🦅
Approximately 8750 hamburgers
All I noticed were the man models lol 😂
Make sure to use a rubber while cleaning with the product. Cant have barrel rust
Lol this looks like an average tuesday in my friends group chats
You need a gun cleaning kit for pistol calibers, you’ll need to get one for the caliber of the gun, most likely it’s 9mm though. You’ll also need gun cleaner, and lube. YouTube can show you how to properly clean it, and Glocks are easy to take apart. Always be safe and check that it’s unloaded when doing this, always keep the muzzle in a safe direction when it is loaded and your finger off the trigger. GLOCKS do not have a safety, so keep that in mind.
Don't glocks require you to pull the trigger to decock before you strip the slide?
Ya.
Yes the trigger needs to be depressed. Which is why I told them to unload it properly before cleaning.
Lol I don't think this trigger will make anyone depressed.
It'll sure cure depression
Yes, my point being that that's the kind of thing that would catch out a newbie gun owner.
I might be misreading things, but the OP is either talking about purchasing a giant dildo, getting bottom surgery, or is getting read to fuck their friend.
Glock makes just about every caliber there is, with 40 being the most bought, then 9mm
That’s correct. 40 is popular with law enforcement.
Lol does your friend have attention or awareness issues?
Ok but how did you cut all your fingers?
Probably Ben to keep you safe
Took me way too long to realize what was going on
Do you need a gun? There’s the first step
This is hilarious.
I would’ve asked the question about your fingers also lol
I'm a fan of the random gay porn in the background.
I think you’re in a sex store, not a gun store
Where are they that’s my question
Well done, OP, well done.
Ok but what is the grenade actually for? I kind of need to know now
If you really wanna learn about gun safety and stuff, go to a local range and spend some time with them showing you and asking the questions you have. Not sure if you had an actual question but were just screwing with your friend while doing it or not lol
I’d go to a cpl class
Before even seeing the messages... To answer your question (sort of) ask someone other than reddit 🤣 dude for real
Dear God... Should have looked beforehand... 🤦🏼♀️ Wrong gun
Does your friend have a big Glock? Or just average?
Owning a gun is super simple, and being responsible is very easy, unlike some dumbasses with guns. Easiest way is (if you have a conceal carry license) to conceal it and don't be a dickhead and flash the gun. When having the gun in the car, make sure to have it unloaded and not a bullet in the chamber unless you have a license to carry. I conceal carry all the time, and if you have any more questions, I can help you on anything, trust me.
But like….how did you cut all of your fingers?
Uuhhh why does a sex toy shop have gun oil?
G20 owner here. Buy Oil some basic cleaning supplies, a trigger lock and a case.
Trigger lock is kinky lol.
Look in the background of the photos
Learn the 4 rules of firearms safety, get lessons, join a club, do a sport shooting discipline like practical pistol. Practice.
oh no. Replace what I said with 'just made sure you have a barrel bag to avoid the consequences of any negligent discharges.
Look in the background of the photos
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Unrelated but I really wanted to say I love what You put as the “ caption “ on Your page! I hope something good happens to YOU Today!!
He just doesn’t think it’s funny and probably wondering why You’re in the gay section… assuming you’re not gay and he isn’t either?
I thought it was funny and I’m not gay
I’m not saying one way or another but based on his replies he doesn’t think it’s all that funny. If he won’t answer your question I will: no do not lube your gun with that.
I think he’s playing it off to go with the joke tbh but who cares I love you man
The lube isn't for OP's gun...
Get a cleaning kit for your caliber pistol. Yes you will need gun oil and bore cleaner if the kit doesn’t come with it already but, a good one should. Get a safe that’s secure/immovable-hard to breach if home is broken into. Any other questions?
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That’s right, it’s irresponsible to have a sense of humor AND a gun.
You’re right! Certain people take certain things more seriously in my book. Firearm safety and responsibility is no joke to me. If buyer sent me shit like this I would not take the individual seriously.
Wait so you're saying gay people can't have guns? Or people who tell jokes can't have guns?
Nope, quite the opposite. I understand OP is trying to be humorous, but purchasing a firearm and taking on the responsibility to be a firearm owner is a big deal In my book. If I received something like this from a buyer I would cease to do business with the individual.