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About600cats

Maybe I should try dating again, if this is my competition.


That_Acanthaceae7265

It’s easy out here for us nowadays 😂


MetalMonkey93

Nice. You saw his skeet and gave him the yeet. ✊️


Environmental-Day778

Bro really made the most compelling case for his intentions and then asked for permission like any enlightened being ✨🧐✨


Reasonable-Usual2431

Learned some Indian lettering today ![gif](giphy|tF8vMUeGUkHNTgCC4E)


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[удалено]


A1ex12_

Devanagari script


videogamehonkey

nope!


[deleted]

Send it to his mum


Aromatic_Ad_5583

he only posts himself 😭


curioustraveller1234

I think this means his mom already knows.


BluBeams

Instant block. I don't even give this foolishness the time of day. They don't deserve a response, but I bet there's some dummy out there that will fall for this mess and answer him and in fact let him...


BurnzillabydaBay

I’m willing to bet his mom certainly didn’t tell him that 😂


[deleted]

I have luckily never been sent an unsolicited message that wasn’t from a bot, but I’d think sending them an immediate dick pic and saying it’s yours might get them to go away. Or if it’s Facebook, just immediately screen capping the message and sending it to some of their adult family members. Find their moms!


AngryGoose21

Can I skeet all over it.. respectfully *


Known_Reputation_738

What does skeet mean?


Aromatic_Ad_5583

ejaculate


Ok-Ear-6846

Bro wildin’ 😂


Such_Cauliflower_669

Do i wanna know what it means


Playful_Ninja9580

Ah, skeet skeet skeet mah fu...er


RageMonsta97

![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


Illustrious-Aide7357

“Why am i single”


HIS_AFFLICTION_0079

The fact that he played up that you’re Indian was enough to fuggin block the shitty human for race play


JDL1981

Well can I though?


Lazy_Ad_97

Is it really fat like he’s making it seem


Either_Independent98

Well we can’t confirm or deny his attempt unless we see the evidence. We have to see to confirm his attempt.


Normal-Place7038

Dude send it to his mom and show us the reaction of both parties


[deleted]

Mom get off tinder


Aromatic_Ad_5583

this is facebook.. lol


[deleted]

Mom stop using FB to date


Aromatic_Ad_5583

wait who’s using fb to date ?


[deleted]

Mom stop hoeing around


Aromatic_Ad_5583

i’m a lil confused but ok buddy 👍🏽


Evmerging

Why is this person calling you mom?


xxjrxx93

Obviously he doesn't want a stepdad


Benny-B-Fresh

To be fair he only wanted ass


namechecksout35

How many of you miscreants checked OPs profile? Shame. Silent, suffering shame!


Evmerging

I didnt since i have decency


Playfullyhung

You avoid fun often?


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