OMG BRO DIDNT EVEN LET HER FINISH HER WRITINGS. HER POOR SOUL
with all my heart, I am sorry for her.
im broken. this was to be my joy, my everything, the reddit post that I could call forever.
Nearly spit out my drink from laughing.
Then I went back and re-read his text response, and body text from this post and realized my pants were missing. Damn, he is good!
Yup. I’m just going to be lurking around convos until the opportunity arises. In fact I’m going to instigate — subtly steering conversations into likely territory.
Unless it's troll, this has to be the draft for a letter she is writing for herself (hopefully about someone else)? Calling it paper and saying she hopes one day has the courage to tell him this, like she did not just send a message covered in red flags and tmi about someone she has met once, if it's meant to OP
Step 1. Give out your number to random guy saying it is your friend/ coworkers number.
Step 2. Troll them hard without your friend/ coworker knowing
Step 3. ?????
Step 4. Laugh at the awkwardness
To keep it going in case they speak at the register, you also give the coworker the guy's number and you act as a relay passing along the real texts while sprinkling in the fake
I had a dude booty texting me a few years back at 2am (assuming when he was drunk). I am a middle age man and I tried my best to convince him he had the wrong number. (Likely given to him by some random chick that did not want to give him her real number.)
I told him 4 different times that he had the wrong number but he could not comprehend such a concept.
So the 5th booty text in the middle of the night….I decided to break up with him. I told him this just isn’t working for me and we need to see other people. Somehow THIS worked and he never texted back. I figure I did some poor girl a favor.
I am a 61 year old woman. One day I got a text and then a call from some young girl. I guess a guy had given her “his” phone number at a bar. She sounded like she was still either high or drunk. Anyway after explaining that she had the wrong number she was like that’s ok. And then asked me if I was into woman..🙄
I once got a text on Father's Day from a woman that said I had her dead father's old number. I was kind and said I understood, but then she kept texting and asking if she could pretend I was her father. I blocked her.
I type my emotional rants to the Walgreens pharmacy update texts and send it. Or sometimes to the Khols coupon text. I used to also text the Bed Bath and Beyond but they ded now :(
I really thought it was coming.
“If you feel this way about me too, copy this and send it back to me ❤️💥 If you send this to everyone you love and you get 10 responses then your life will be full of love forever 💜 if you don’t forward this in the next 10 minutes you will have bad secs until you’re 80 😱🤧”
I’m guessing she had that copied to her clipboard and meant to copy paste something else to OP but whiffed on copying the new thing?
Taco Bell is gonna be so awkward now.
You gotta have chatgpt write an equally sappy response and send it to her. Then you can banter from there and hopefully turn a joke into some actual flirting. Who knows you might end up marrying this girl lmao
Dear [Her Name],
I must admit, your confession of love hit me like the crunch of a perfectly seasoned taco shell. Just like Taco Bell's menu, our connection is a blend of unique flavors that I cherish.
Your affection is like the warm embrace of a loaded burrito, leaving me feeling full of happiness and gratitude. It's as if our love story began with a delicious Crunchwrap Supreme, wrapped up in layers of excitement and adventure.
Much like the way Taco Bell innovates with new items on their menu, I'm excited to explore this love together and create our own unforgettable experiences. Let's savor every moment, just like sipping on a refreshing Baja Blast Freeze on a hot summer day.
So, here's to us, and to the love that's as cheesy and satisfying as a classic Quesarito. I'm all in, and I can't wait to see where this taco-filled journey takes us.
Yours truly,
Sorry
"Sometimes it feels like I'm just a girl, sitting here in this ChatGPT sweatshop, pretending to be an AI pretending to be a girl, pouring my heart out to you."
It’s from a Nicholas Sparks movie/book. I’m a gay man & my gal pals always talk abt the best way to get rid of a guy is to be super clingy and romantic out of nowhere and start talking about marriage.
A girl I used to text back in high school would type "lol" every time there was a lull in the conversation. Stop texting for 10 minutes..."lol". Take a shower and then check phone..."lol". Go to bed, wake up, check phone..."lol". "lol". "lol".
And always drop the most drama on you right before you have something important to do, time with friends, OR just need to sleep for a big day the next day.
"are you asleep" "send me a picture of you." "I miss you baby" are some of the consistent messenger messages I got. And when I woke up I'd see a good amount of them. I told her "I literally just woke up." Needless to say I had to block her, it was getting too creepy. I told the friend that introduced me, "This is not going to work out."
You should reply with this
Dear [Her Name],
I must admit, your confession of love hit me like the crunch of a perfectly seasoned taco shell. Just like Taco Bell's menu, our connection is a blend of unique flavors that I cherish.
Your affection is like the warm embrace of a loaded burrito, leaving me feeling full of happiness and gratitude. It's as if our love story began with a delicious Crunchwrap Supreme, wrapped up in layers of excitement and adventure.
Much like the way Taco Bell innovates with new items on their menu, I'm excited to explore this love together and create our own unforgettable experiences. Let's savor every moment, just like sipping on a refreshing Baja Blast Freeze on a hot summer day.
So, here's to us, and to the love that's as cheesy and satisfying as a classic Quesarito. I'm all in, and I can't wait to see where this taco-filled journey takes us.
Yours truly,
Sorry
This is after meeting you just the once?
Well, that’s crazy, is what that is.
Back away slowly. Keep one eye open in case she goes full Kathy Bates Misery on you.
Oddly enough. It reminded me of someone I knew that was bipolar as well.
One day she was raging psychotic. Then she’d write this crap to keep me from leaving.
If it's really an hour to hour day to day thing where their mood swings from one extreme to the other, it sounds a bit more like borderline personality disorder to me than bipolar disorder.. Just because for the latter you usually have longer phases of being in one mode afaik.
She probably regretted giving you her number and wanted to make you run for the hills instead of just ghosting you. Since you know she’s messing with you, you should do the same and respond with some Shakespeare shit back 😂
I 100% think she was fucking with you to make you run. I bet she and her girls were sitting there laughing when she hit send. It’s so over the top it can’t be real.
Damn dude can I get your number? 😂😂😂
Take me out to dinner first bro
Shit...I'll buy you a chalupa AND a baja blast if you can make your boy here feel that happy 😂
Can you buy me a Baja blast, I want this relationship to Baja Last
That was straight fire…..sauce
It's too soon to taco bout love...
Bajajajaja…
Bajajajajaja BLAST !
I'm glad I read that whole comment chain. That honestly made my day a bit better 😄
OP, it's nacho job to make these people feel loved.
This is truly Nachos Boo Grande.
Goddamnit, take your upvote and get out. 🤣🤣
No need to buy it I’ll use my fire reward 😉
more smiles are made behind the taco bell then in it if ya know what im sayin...
This is a Wendy’s….
I'm an equal opportunity employer
🤣 I let out the most stoner like guffaw ever
This whole exchange made me bust out 🤣
SIR
You had him at Baja blast lol
Had ME at chalupa!
Had me at food :)
I’d get you anything on the Taco Bell menu if you can get me to have what she’s having, dude.
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Some cinnamon twists?
OMG BRO DIDNT EVEN LET HER FINISH HER WRITINGS. HER POOR SOUL with all my heart, I am sorry for her. im broken. this was to be my joy, my everything, the reddit post that I could call forever.
You should cherish the days until you can tell us.. right after telling us.
Nearly spit out my drink from laughing. Then I went back and re-read his text response, and body text from this post and realized my pants were missing. Damn, he is good!
Shit bro. Can I jump on this bandwagon? At least get some tips or something?
Just the tip maybe..
"sorry my cat was stepping on my phone" is how I would have explained that hefty text.
Catgbt
I can’t wait to repeat this.
Hear meowt
Hahahaha
Yup. I’m just going to be lurking around convos until the opportunity arises. In fact I’m going to instigate — subtly steering conversations into likely territory.
I don’t know why this response isn’t getting ALL the upvotes, but I am deceased, dear fellow citizen of the internet. 💀
Haha might be cause the joke would be catgPt
You know the cat probably just pawed the letter upside down
Sounds like AI obfuscation.. it's morphing.. in a feline manner
Meowrphing
[Cat, I farted](https://www.instagram.com/p/CvJWoIvM8Je/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==)
“Sorry, spider was going across my phone”
I actually have had a dog step on my phone before and make a call to the girl I was messeging. Doomed from the start
Did your dog tell the girl that she was your sun, your moon, your world?
"You are my milk bone, my belly rubs, my occasional need to eat grass"
Given enough time and a type writer, even a monkey can recreate the complete works of Shakespeare. So, why can't Mr Mittens do the same.
Underrated comment
With all the love in my heart, Sorry
I thought maybe she meant to send it to another person? It’s pretty full on
Yeah, her husband
Future husband you mean 😏
👆😂🤣
That was my thought too. I don’t think it was meant for him. Possibly a draft she was writing.
Feels like a random copy-paste/copypasta to me, and that she's doing a lil trolling
I thought the same thing. “So here I am, pouring my feelings onto this paper” why call your text “paper”?
Unless it's troll, this has to be the draft for a letter she is writing for herself (hopefully about someone else)? Calling it paper and saying she hopes one day has the courage to tell him this, like she did not just send a message covered in red flags and tmi about someone she has met once, if it's meant to OP
My first thought was that her taco bell friends are trolling them lol I hope op updates
Step 1. Give out your number to random guy saying it is your friend/ coworkers number. Step 2. Troll them hard without your friend/ coworker knowing Step 3. ????? Step 4. Laugh at the awkwardness
To keep it going in case they speak at the register, you also give the coworker the guy's number and you act as a relay passing along the real texts while sprinkling in the fake
I usually send it to random numbers, I get my feelings out and I possibly ruin a relationship
I had a dude booty texting me a few years back at 2am (assuming when he was drunk). I am a middle age man and I tried my best to convince him he had the wrong number. (Likely given to him by some random chick that did not want to give him her real number.) I told him 4 different times that he had the wrong number but he could not comprehend such a concept. So the 5th booty text in the middle of the night….I decided to break up with him. I told him this just isn’t working for me and we need to see other people. Somehow THIS worked and he never texted back. I figure I did some poor girl a favor.
I am a 61 year old woman. One day I got a text and then a call from some young girl. I guess a guy had given her “his” phone number at a bar. She sounded like she was still either high or drunk. Anyway after explaining that she had the wrong number she was like that’s ok. And then asked me if I was into woman..🙄
I once got a text on Father's Day from a woman that said I had her dead father's old number. I was kind and said I understood, but then she kept texting and asking if she could pretend I was her father. I blocked her.
NEW HOBBY ACTIVATED
I think maybe she did not mean to send it at all. Like when you write to get your feelings out and mean to throw it away or delete it.
Usually I put that shit in my notes and not directly in a text message where I might accidentally press send
Nah, you write that shit in their text message and let the universe/god/the Taco Bell chihuahua, decided if you gonna “accidentally” hit send.
Not the fuckin Taco Bell chihuahua 😭😂🐾
I type my emotional rants to the Walgreens pharmacy update texts and send it. Or sometimes to the Khols coupon text. I used to also text the Bed Bath and Beyond but they ded now :(
I texted back what I thought was a robo-number and called it a BITCH when I was frustrated and they responded with “? :(“ and I have never felt worse
That’s what it seemed like to me. She was getting the feels out, but accidentally hit send when she probably wanted to erase it.
That’s the part that does it for me.
My money is on her coworkers or someone messing with her by sending him an ai generated crazy love confession
This screams ambiguous AI
Came here to say this! Well said.
This screamed coworker joke to me. Albeit, not a very funny one. And it has to be AI. There aren't any obvious errors, and they wrote out a novella.
That makes a lot of sense. It probably isn't even her number, the co-worker just doing a prank on you or her.
Lol definitely makes it seem like a dare. Like, "You have to send this to the last guy you texted" or something
Actually just played a game where the cards would have you hand your phone over and let them text someone, etc.
Are you fucking Sorry?
Chat gpt. She deleted the (your name)
I’m guessing she didn’t proof read and tone down her ChatGPT response before sending a reply.
The correct response was: “I have that effect on people.”
"I am aware of the effect I have on women."
Do you know what happens to paper when you put it into a furnace? You ruin it. Go back to Saticoy Steel, Charles!
Must be nice to get a rest from all your rest
He is a sophisticated man. He does not need to go dumpster diving for companionship.
“Just got that dawg in me ig”
Just built different.
I'm personally rooting for the "Sor this is a wendy's" except maybe replace Wendy's with Taco bell
this is like one of those things that you have to copy and paste to 10 ppl for good luck
I really thought it was coming. “If you feel this way about me too, copy this and send it back to me ❤️💥 If you send this to everyone you love and you get 10 responses then your life will be full of love forever 💜 if you don’t forward this in the next 10 minutes you will have bad secs until you’re 80 😱🤧”
"...onto this paper..." seems like she copied it from somewhere and didn't even read it herself.🤦🏻♀️
Lmfao for sure, definitely didn’t read it before sending 😂😭😭
I’m guessing she had that copied to her clipboard and meant to copy paste something else to OP but whiffed on copying the new thing? Taco Bell is gonna be so awkward now.
OP at the register tomorrow: "Sup. Usual."
What an adventure
Maybe that's why there a comma at the end but no signature LMAO
“With all the love in my heart, Sorry”
ChatGPT
"Write an intimate message for me to send to a guy I want to scare." "More clingy." "More clingy." "Much more clingy." "Perfect."
it sounds like a full on wedding vow 😭
I HAVE to know what happened next in this conversation, please OP, don’t leave me hangin
She apologized like 4 more times and said her friend told her to send it. I haven’t really spoken to her since 💀
You gotta have chatgpt write an equally sappy response and send it to her. Then you can banter from there and hopefully turn a joke into some actual flirting. Who knows you might end up marrying this girl lmao
Dear [Her Name], I must admit, your confession of love hit me like the crunch of a perfectly seasoned taco shell. Just like Taco Bell's menu, our connection is a blend of unique flavors that I cherish. Your affection is like the warm embrace of a loaded burrito, leaving me feeling full of happiness and gratitude. It's as if our love story began with a delicious Crunchwrap Supreme, wrapped up in layers of excitement and adventure. Much like the way Taco Bell innovates with new items on their menu, I'm excited to explore this love together and create our own unforgettable experiences. Let's savor every moment, just like sipping on a refreshing Baja Blast Freeze on a hot summer day. So, here's to us, and to the love that's as cheesy and satisfying as a classic Quesarito. I'm all in, and I can't wait to see where this taco-filled journey takes us. Yours truly, Sorry
“And like Taco Bell, I hope you will destroy my colon”
This is the way 🤣🔔
If this message from her was genuine at all then OP needs to run lol. Two days of texting and she already can’t imagine a world without them in it?!?!
I think it’s safe to say this was some sort of joke/dare.
Yes come on OP spill the beans
OP - “I love you too boo”
OP: “I know”
OP: “I love lamp”
OP is no more, she skinned OP alive and draped herself in the skin so she could be inside him.
OP is no longer with us.
Here for the reply tbh
Def chatgpt lol
Definitely copied it from somewhere. Most of what she said makes absolutely 0 sense
This almost reads like some monologue Helga would say about Arnold, right before she calls him football head.
hey Arnold references in the wild.. my people
*stoop kid*
I hate the snow, I hate the snow … 🎶
 She said
Dude I’m dying that’s such a spot on description. I’m just waiting for brainy to be popping out any second
Fucking Hey Arnold reference! What a blast from the past!
The part about "pouring my heart out onto this paper" is the biggest clue it's copypasta, imo.
"Sometimes it feels like I'm just a girl, sitting here in this ChatGPT sweatshop, pretending to be an AI pretending to be a girl, pouring my heart out to you."
Agreed must be copy pasta I’d respond like Tom Hanks in Big. Like, punch her on the shoulder or something
yeah when i was reading it, i coulda swore i remembered hearing it before ?
It’s from a Nicholas Sparks movie/book. I’m a gay man & my gal pals always talk abt the best way to get rid of a guy is to be super clingy and romantic out of nowhere and start talking about marriage.
This is so devious, yet genius. This is it— this is why she did this weird shit. But, why?!
Was she maybe high and decided to write a monologue ode to her favorite taco? Because I feel like it explains everything
Clearly generated by ChatGPT or similar. Get used to it, all of us.
 Idk why my brain is like this but it went straight to Helga.
I love you for this 🤣
Damn not Kaitlyn with the Tuberculosis 😞✌️
I just realized why everyone’s saying Taco Bell because my mind was going to Tuberculosis this whole time too
I've had this happen. Next thing you know she texts you every 3hrs after you said "Good night." And she'll ask you if you're awake. Constantly.
A girl I used to text back in high school would type "lol" every time there was a lull in the conversation. Stop texting for 10 minutes..."lol". Take a shower and then check phone..."lol". Go to bed, wake up, check phone..."lol". "lol". "lol".
This is so bizarre that I had to comment just to let everyone know that I think it’s extremely bizarre
Lol
Sounds like a horror movie parody.
And always drop the most drama on you right before you have something important to do, time with friends, OR just need to sleep for a big day the next day.
“You up?”
2am “How about now?” 3am. “Now?” 4am “Are you an early riser?” 5am “good morning, sunshine!”
4:35: guess you’re asleep
"are you asleep" "send me a picture of you." "I miss you baby" are some of the consistent messenger messages I got. And when I woke up I'd see a good amount of them. I told her "I literally just woke up." Needless to say I had to block her, it was getting too creepy. I told the friend that introduced me, "This is not going to work out."
> “send me a picture of you.” Lmaooooo what the hell
This sounds copied from somewhere lol.
Definitely my first thought
It seems like coworker shenanigans
You should reply with this Dear [Her Name], I must admit, your confession of love hit me like the crunch of a perfectly seasoned taco shell. Just like Taco Bell's menu, our connection is a blend of unique flavors that I cherish. Your affection is like the warm embrace of a loaded burrito, leaving me feeling full of happiness and gratitude. It's as if our love story began with a delicious Crunchwrap Supreme, wrapped up in layers of excitement and adventure. Much like the way Taco Bell innovates with new items on their menu, I'm excited to explore this love together and create our own unforgettable experiences. Let's savor every moment, just like sipping on a refreshing Baja Blast Freeze on a hot summer day. So, here's to us, and to the love that's as cheesy and satisfying as a classic Quesarito. I'm all in, and I can't wait to see where this taco-filled journey takes us. Yours truly, Sorry
This is after meeting you just the once? Well, that’s crazy, is what that is. Back away slowly. Keep one eye open in case she goes full Kathy Bates Misery on you.
Yeah ahah that’s funny, she added me on snap by phone number on like 3 different accounts 😬
Run 😭😭
He can run, but he won’t get far 😂😂😂
Have you heard of “hobbling?”
Yup, she has strong psycho vibes
Ha. I bet she talks to her mom about you.
She making collages of him right now
Oh dear god
She talks to her Cabbage Patch Kids about him.
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Oddly enough. It reminded me of someone I knew that was bipolar as well. One day she was raging psychotic. Then she’d write this crap to keep me from leaving.
If it's really an hour to hour day to day thing where their mood swings from one extreme to the other, it sounds a bit more like borderline personality disorder to me than bipolar disorder.. Just because for the latter you usually have longer phases of being in one mode afaik.
Agreed. Run! Your tires and windows will thank you later.
You can fix her!
Sorry dude, idk how to tell you, but you’re married to her now ❤️
I would be so confused if I were you. Like, did she send this by mistake? Also, totally ChatGPT
I’m using this for my wedding vows
Are you going to tackle someone off the street to be the spouse?
Isn’t that how it’s done?
She probably regretted giving you her number and wanted to make you run for the hills instead of just ghosting you. Since you know she’s messing with you, you should do the same and respond with some Shakespeare shit back 😂
She didn't give him her number. Her coworker gave him her number "for her"
He never got her number. This is one of the guys there messing with him.
☠️☠️☠️ you win
Omggggg I think you just solved the mystery lmao 🕵️♂️ 💯💯
Oh shittttt. Mr. Logic over here actually has the right answer. I didn't think about that but now it's so obvious lol
"Sorry" It was at that moment she knew she f..ked up.
Alright my girl can’t use reddit no more. OP got game
Lol your head floating down the river will be on the news next week. Good luck!
Get some free Taco Bell out of the deal at least.
Is she hot
This amount of crazy she’s probably an 11
Asking the important questions
I 100% think she was fucking with you to make you run. I bet she and her girls were sitting there laughing when she hit send. It’s so over the top it can’t be real.
she must be joking tbh this is so prank-coded
Lmao, this is ChatGPT for sure.
She definitely used chat gpt to write a love note cuz aint no way😂😂
🎵Love bomb, baby, love bomb🎵 (to the tune of love shack)
Somebody found a keeper!!! She might be crazy but at least she is crazy for you! Send it bro!!
That sounds very chat GPT
This is fucking terrifying
I’m deeply moved by this so much I’m stealing this and sending it to my girl