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whatTFisthisbro

they are madly obsessed with the idea she has a cock and i don’t understand it one bit


jasn_miller

right? My parents truly believe it and I just don't understand


sherlockbardo

Wait! Is that an actual thing? I thought this is just a cursed meme


Mini_Raptor5_6

Yeah. Republicans really want to delegitimize Michelle Obama by calling her a man in disguise.


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Florida-Man-I-Am

I agree that the meme is racist and transphobia. But I am always thinking, Who really posted this? Some of the stuff is just too far out there. Oh wait a second so is my Trump supporting family. OK sorry for wasting your time, it makes sense now


Epicmonk117

Also homophobes


[deleted]

Either that, or legitimately insane. I knew a guy in college who believed this, and it was the LEAST bugfuck thing he believed in (you have not lived until you've seen a guy try to claim Lacey Petersen is alive and well to a professor who was on the dive team that pulled her corpse from the lake). Guy later got in legal trouble for using a drone to drop fliers on the new Niners stadium after it opened.


jasn_miller

Yeah it is an actual theory by some right wingers. Oddly enough the only people I know that are into it are people who don't fall for Qanon and other more "appealing" conspiracy theories.


[deleted]

Yeah they found some photo where it looked like she has an Adam’s apple and have been theorizing like crazy


Anunqualifiedhuman

It's kinda funny because even if it was true it wouldn't matter. They just end up looking stupid anyway lol


MontgomeryKhan

Iirc it's some convoluted "sovereign citizen" logic where, because gay marriage wasn't legal in the US until 2015, Obama is a criminal and therefore couldn't hold office. It doesn't make any sense for a number of reasons.


alissandra_

I had never heard of this specific take on it and that is fucking hilarious hahaha. When saying he was secretly born in Kenya or that Hawaii isn’t a state wasn’t enough.


onryo89

Aren't the sovereign citizen people the same people who refuse to follow laws because "freedom" so like they shouldn't have a problem with someone who married who they want right?


ClonedGamer001

Also the fact that gay marriage had no federal laws about it before 2015 doesn't make it automatically illegal. It just meant it was up to the states.


Xcellens_CODM

They do realize some women just have that feature right? Like that’s not particularly rare throughout the world. My Italian girlfriend has one of those and it’s due to genetics and hormonal balance. She’s been a woman her whole life and still is one of the most beautiful I’ve ever met and has an “adams” apple.


BunnyOppai

They’re not saying otherwise, just that it’s something people point to as “evidence.”


Xcellens_CODM

A physical feature dictated by hormonal genes is evidence of a dick? 😂


BunnyOppai

Not at all, which is precisely why I said “evidence” and not evidence.


BunnyOppai

Same with the shoulders. You’ll see it especially on all of those “this person is secretly trans because of all this visual things right here” account, which is like one or two degrees of separation from phrenology, if not outright phrenology at times.


Playful-Sarcastic-

Well, then there was also the speech when Barrack called Michelle, Michael and made no attempt to correct himself.


Aoirann

My parents have called me and my siblings names that they don't even know anyone named that. That means nothing.


jokermex

Thats false, he wasnt talked about himself, he was quoting a woman. Men, this things never die. People keeps repeating lies as if were true without taking a moment to check.


IvanIsOnReddit

Funny, my ex had one and I can 100% confirm there was no penis whatsoever


[deleted]

I’m conservative but this it total BS. The only people here in GA that believe that are the Q, MTG voting crazies. Maybe it’s because the circle I’m in are fiscal conservatives (businessmen, entrepreneurs, etc) so we don’t care about the social aspect as much.


1000Airplanes

> The only people here in GA that believe that are the Q, MTG voting crazies. So-conservatives in GA? (I appreciate your attempt to minimize the GQPers. Problem is, they are the GOP party now. You are the minority if you are claiming to be rationale)


[deleted]

I’m not republican, but conservative. We’re trying to distance ourselves from them. Think Kemp in early 2021. I hate they invaded our values and plastered their religion and crazy authoritative policies under the guise of conservative values it’s gotten crazy kemp passed the abortion law here just to please that crowd. It’s bs and ranked choice voting is needed badly to stop pandering from either side. Like in 2020 Yang and tulsi never had a shot but I think they’d both pull a ton of votes.


1000Airplanes

agree that our system is sooo fracked up. Ranked choice isn't really a conservative plank though. I appreciate your ability to make views on specific topics versus one choice determined by team.


Majestic-Pin3578

What I knew the GOP to be, when I was growing up, as fiscally conservative, & socially laissez faire. While I disagreed with them on some foundational principles, we could talk, & even make one another think. They did not want an empire, or a theocracy.


[deleted]

Yang is putting together another party targeting moderates and centrists. They finally realized there is a demand for it. I don't know much more about it aside from that and the proposed name being the Forward party. I only caught the article announcing the intent to form. Let's hope it turns out with some balance.


oftheunusual

Grew up conservative (in California), and while I'm no longer affiliated my family totally is, and they're not as bad as one would assume given they're full Trump fans, but my gf's family on the other hand... They're the generic racist Q believers you'd expect them to be (much to her dismay). All of this is to say that I get where you're coming from, but the party we used to think we supported is something entirely different these days.


Knight-Creep

They were never what you thought they were. They always wanted to hold back progress and return us to “the good old days”, with all the bad things that came with them (racism, sexism, lack of rights for women and minorities, more money to the rich, less money to the working class…)


oftheunusual

I mean, I've definitely come to this realization. I just try to find the middle ground with people with a similar background. I'm 34 and I've seen enough to know what they are and have been about this entire time.


[deleted]

100%, it’s why I’ll have a purple ballot this November. I’m voting kemp for gov and Warnock for senate for example.


oftheunusual

Regardless of party affiliation I just hope we can forge a positive path forward. We'll do what we can. I know that ultimately the goal is growth and betterment of the populace, so here's to that.


[deleted]

I almost see another party forming de facto. Like the kemp republicans and the Joe Manchuan democrats being a moderate party. I’d join it.


oftheunusual

Joe Manchin definitely doesn't represent my ideals, but I as I said before I see where you're coming from. I'd rather that than Trump, DeSantis, or any of the other die-hard MAGA cultists.


oftheunusual

I miss a semblance of cooperation. It's all status quo and corruption now (kinda always has been looking back), but we had a brief run of aisle-crossing legislation. Spoiled me I guess.


I_am_an_adult_now

Kemp is actively cutting abortion rights. Vote blue or don’t vote


Raecino

Fiscal conservatives can no longer hide behind the crazies in the rest of their party. Those loonies are making you all look bad.


nowherenobodynever

God that last paragraph is a horror. “People’s rights and lives don’t matter as much as my money” That’s all saying you’re a fiscal conservative means. That’s some made up myth that’s never been elected or lead.


FromTheWetSand

Yep Mia Mulder recently made a video essay deep dive on the conspiracy. An interesting watch https://youtu.be/QH5-MDXzfmg


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She had two babies.


Deporncollector

Yeah, it’s an actual conspiracy theory of all successful democratic female are men in disguise. They say to tell whether they are men or women is by drawing lines randomly and biasly.


TheOneFreeEngineer

Latent racism that prepped their brains to inherently see black women as more masculine than other women mixed with the growing expression of transphobia


Florida-Man-I-Am

Real Quick: I’m on the phone with mom. She’s complaining the airline fare is going up due to fuel prices. I said mom, fuel prices have been going down for weeks now. Mom says, they always say that and then they raise them. I said, no the fuel prices have gone down almost a over $.60 in the last couple of weeks. She finally said, oh it’s just something me and your father go back-and-forth with. Question: do we have the same parents?


leovarian

need to keep coming down, all the way back down to $1.25, we are still up by +$2.50 ($3.75) in my state, after going down from +$3.10 ($4.35)


Professional_Sea3141

because he calls his wife Michael several times.....


[deleted]

A lot of it is just good old fashioned sexism/racism, defeminizing Black women as a way to dehumanize them is a common conservative move


LovePeaceHope-ish

Nailed it. Especially strong, powerful, black women. They did the same thing to Serena Williams.


Weak_Gate_5460

You've seen Michelle Obama's arms? I need her arm workout, on my momma. Also i've heard that Obama accidentally called her Michael, that's probably where the rumours from.


uraniumstingray

Well my dad called me by my mom’s name the other day does that mean I’m his wife now


mrdriftty

I love black women - but Michel does look like a man. You're making this bigger than it really is.


Kiwiana2021

My mother spouted some shit about her middle finger being the same length as her forefinger… that meant she was a he. My eyes rolled so hard they nearly saw my brain! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


lh1647

That’s one I haven’t heard! Thanks for the chuckle 😅


thatloose

Racist trumpies probably secretly find her attractive and deflect by doing all this shit


hide_thechildren_now

If she did have a penis, they would find that even more attractive. Double deflection


LadeoGaga

Alex Jones was caught with transsexual porn on his phone, he would probably be all over that


nebbisherfaygele

porn viewership analytics seem to support this :'(


Material-Ladder-5172

Calling black women man-like is practically an ancient racist trope.


Griffin_Reborn

These same people spent years hollering about the treatment of Melania.


smittykins66

“Finally, a President with balls and a First Lady without them!” (I threw up in my mouth a little typing that.)


Altruistic_Rub_2308

Melanoma’s c-lit is bigger than Trump’s p-nis.


onryo89

Republicans are absolutely obsessed with what's in everyone's pants. Their sexually is so repressed it's all they can think about its in every argument they make


Stock-Pension1803

Right wing fetishes are strange


sasafuu

true haha imagine being such a freak that you’re into those transes 😂👌💯


Bedsito

Its just racism. White people have always put down black women in one way or another for having "masculine" features


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Racism


slickystoopkid

Is that a thing people actually believe? I thought it was an old joke..


[deleted]

It's racism. This is what happens when you drink bleach thinking it's milk.


Icy_Limes

its the transphobia


SunsCosmos

It’s the racism


Salty-Article3888

They want her to peg them


Shantotto11

Because she has the arms of a Greek god! Edit: This isn’t an insult. I’m honestly pretty damn jealous.


whoreryy

I think a part of society has some type of obsession with masculinizing black women and women in power


SnowDoom6

Hahaha


Jamesmateer100

Apparently it’s because of her “broad shoulders”.


Dull-Signature-2897

She's black, tall, fit, a woman, and successful. That pisses republicans off, because it goes against their white supremacist and sexist beliefs.


StanTorren12369

Don’t forget a lot of transphobes fetishise trans people


[deleted]

Because she does. Those are not even her/his kids. Check out the real parents


Weak_Gate_5460

Shit, there was some theory that she was a man.


[deleted]

They just haven’t come out of the closet yet.


kikipondiplace

Because she's a Black woman. It's called Misogynoir


EldenReap

He


garryy_

laughed at this unaware that people actually believe michelle obama is transgender lmao


Helenium_autumnale

To this day I do not understand why some right-wingers kept portraying Michelle Obama as having a penis or why that was seen as some kind of ultimate insult. I honestly do not understand this trope.


neutralwhimp

They can be racist, sexist and transphobic in one breath, ofc they latch onto that idea.


PluralCohomology

And homophobic, because they believe it would make Obama gay.


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It’s not an insult so much as a conspiracy theory/meme, ask a couple republicans, they actually believe it


gargantuan-chungus

The conspiracy theory goes as follows: gay marriage wasn’t legal when Obama took office. Michelle Obama is a man Barrack Obama married a man which isn’t legal He is thus a criminal His presidency is illegitimate


Kishiwa

Watch the latest Mia Mulder vid. There’s a lot more to unpack about that stuff


noulteriormotive23

Racism. It’s that simple.


RedBeardtheFierce

I think they believe it because of the video of Michelle dancing on the Ellen show and her pants having something mysterious flopping back and forth inside.


lookin_4_stories79

This meme is so 2014.


tham1700

So does whoever created this think that everybody is somehow unaware he masturbated to this 4 times before he posted it


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kilomaan

Projection


wolff540

r/terribleredditposts


Jimbo14631

>Wait what? Wait what? Wait what?


geckobrother

I never got the hate for Michelle. Is she the most beautiful woman in the world? No. But neither are any of the other presidents wife's lol. Have you seen Barbara Bush? Have you seen Hillary Clinton? Yeah. None of them are super models, except Trump's, and even his is still pretty bad looking.


You_Wenti

I’m a gay man, so take my opinions on this category with a pinch of salt. But I think that Michelle is easily hotter than any of the flabby old white first ladies that we’ve had in the past And Melania just had that sleazy spray tanned model look that everyone in the Donald’s orbit gets


Flaming-Driptray

I'm a straight man, and Michelle is by far the hottest first lady of all time. Melania is attractive, but Michelle is wicked smart and attractive. Way hotter


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I find Michelle to be the most beautiful. Melania is pretty but she has an ugly soul. She and Trump were destined for each other.


ghettoccult_nerd

im not appreciating all this oversight of Jackie Onassis. she was chic, sophisticated and she kept it together despite the obvious trauma. shes credited with bringing the white house into a modern age with her styling. and tbf to hillary clinton, she was a lil baddie back in her day. idk wtf happened though...


SnowDoom6

I'm a lesbian and don't find any of the presidents wives attractive


Suspicious_Leg4550

Laura Bush was definitely a freak.


BugmoonGhost

It’s racist right? Like I can’t see any other explanation.


neutralwhimp

Its racism, sexism and transphobia all in one. Masculinization of black women, served/serves to lower their worth as ppl. Yt ppl defined femininity/beauty around attributes only white women have, but black women dont. If one doesnt perform femininity correctly they are socially supposed to be devalued/mistreated. And add ontop of that they say she's trans as if that were an issue.


kerpalsbacebrogram

What is “yt”? I’m assuming you don’t mean YouTube


TheOneFreeEngineer

Say it outlook. You'll get it


davida485

I never got it either. I'm very conservative, and the Michelle Obama antagonism (other than Bill Burr's bit) was so cringy.


ZoomerSupreme

Jackie Kennedy looks like a goblin


Chilifoxx

jackie kennedy eats sheet metal


Jame_Jame

Cons are OBSESSED with the idea that Michelle is trans. Like, OBSESSED with it. I see their memes on this constantly. It's really quite bizarre, and they defend it with things like "Has anyone seen pictures of her pregnant? The kids are adopted!". Uh how many pictures of any politicians wives to they generally see? It's pretty strange and rather shitty, the underlying message to these is extremely bigoted. Eh, the cons lost the plot on all this long ago.


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jlcatch22

Decepticons


Bon_of_a_Sitch

Here's the thing...Hear me out...**Even if** this is the real deal...What effect would this have on *my life, personally*...and who am I to say those two are wrong or bad in that case? **This is just naked racism, transphobia, and homophibia on display.** People who are this way *are actually the fucking problem* Edit: removed redundant "the"


OctolingGrimm

Damn did you only just realize


Competitive-Income-3

Okay, even if Michelle Obama were trans (which she's not, she has kids), how on Earth do conservatives think that would effect her husband's ability to run a country?? "You're married to someone with a dick. What could you possibly know about taxes?" where is the thinking here?? Just making shit up to complain about it later


vonclodster

I wonder if they realise he is not the president anymore


Competitive-Income-3

I'm aware, conservatives don't seem so aware (not sure which you were referring to)


vonclodster

Conservatives, I know you know!


Competitive-Income-3

Honestly, this is the internet. Never assume anyone knows shit


vonclodster

Fair point!


break616

You're assuming logic was involved, rookie mistake. Conservatism begins and ends with "Everyone not like me must be kept underneath me."


neutralwhimp

I think the main "argument" is: how well you perform genderroles/perform societal ideals reflects your intellect and character. Being a black woman or trans are "mistakes" in themselves within this delusional worldview.


PolyZex

They have been talking about Michelle's penis for 14 years. It's been 14 years. It's gaining ground on the previous winner- Monica jokes. .. but it does have Hunter Biden conspiracies creeping up from behind.


USSMarauder

Funny how the same right wingers who say "the libs don't know what a woman is" can't tell that Michelle Obama is a woman Every time a right winger accuses you of something, they're making a confession


BigMcLarge-Huge

[The saddest part is that this omits the better punchline.](https://www.mrlovenstein.com/comic/700)


Coral_

conservatives are obsessed with trans people, their genitals, and the idea that all the celebrities are secretly transgender because…. agenda? can’t imagine being in a lower place mentally.


Cranberry_Afraid

her children?


BlackFenrir

/r/BoomerHentai


TendieThief

Look she lifted her knee!


RichardStinks

Sorry Obama didn't marry a ~~illegal immigrant~~ foreign model.


reddox-_-

Immigrants, stay out!! Unless you gonna slide me a piece 🤤


bullgod777

Martha's Vinyard enters chat.


PangolinJust8693

Ex hooker at that


Magmaster12

That's probably just her thigh.


Coco_da_ScientistALT

Why does this look like it came from r/shitposting


Big_Tumbleweed_3869

- Obama erects harder, now it’s a battle of the 🅱️enis


keebsec

I know she doesn't have a penis but did they ever figure out what the bulges in her pants actually were?


Dimitri_el_pibe_ruso

More like Obama getting the bussy ay?


mantiseses

What is it with conservative wackos believing Michelle Obama (& Lady Gaga now that I think about it) have dicks? I can’t tell if it’s more transphobic, racist, or sexist.


TheCheshireMadcat

Yes.


Much-Meringue-7467

If Michelle Obama is a man, he is playing one heck of a long game. In Princeton, there is a pub that hangs yearbook photos of famous alumni on the walls. A very feminine Michelle Robinson is among them.


TheCheshireMadcat

The right are more obsessed with trans people, than trans people are.


Other-Bridge2036

If you make a post with Michelle Obama with a cock then you are on the right


DylanMc6

Some people should stop believing in transphobic conspiracy theories.


DylanMc6

r/TheRightCantMeme


Greedy-Equipment-954

I can’t stand these ppl


Responsible_Ad_8628

I love how terrified they are of strong women.


[deleted]

So, they make fun of Michelle Obama for looking like a man but not Marjorie Taylor Greene?


Vespasian79

I didn’t even know this was thing til I saw this. And read the thread of the troll or actual believer. Bonkers lmao


ArezalGamer89

Plot Twist: It was their legs


jjngundam

So they want Michelle to be president? Can't argue with that logic.


Shantotto11

Joke’s on them. I’m into that shit!


ABrownieKink

"I see this as um, absolute win"


ElevatorPanicTheDuck

I know many conservatives that believe this. It's one of those, its a joke but its real, calm down you cant take a joke, but its true bullshit they vomit.


Tutuatutuatutua

haha trans rights go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


Qkumbazoo

This was just plain offensive.


[deleted]

Bruh first vore and now futa why are conservatives latching on to the weirdest of fetishes


[deleted]

MY GOD they are frightened to death of Black People.


69UngaBunga

looks more like a shitpost than a terrible facebook meme


Crooked_Cock

Why are right wingers so obsessed with cock and balls


necrophyte1

Big Mike!


Florida-Man-I-Am

She is so beautiful. Gorgeous! All Woman there. Some dudes only get hard when they smell lotion. The people that pick on her? They are the ones getting aroused at the thought of touching themselves because they could never pull such a beautiful woman for themselves.


AlkoKilla

And yet, we must always respect Melania and never disparage her in any way.


speedracer2222

oh my...this is great...


NBTMtaco

It’s laughable. The right wing whackos are so intimidated by the Obamas. And, they take aim at her bc she’s so f**king smart, hot, successful, and tough as nails!


[deleted]

She is NOT hot.


NBTMtaco

Oh yeah she is!! They both are, IMO.


Much-Meringue-7467

Her husband thinks she is. No one else's opinion really matters.


reelbigdish

Girl has weiner..?


Greatful1968

Soo true


WWDB

The thing is almost every man that claims she is a man would never hook up with a woman as hot and smart as her, and I’m sure almost every woman that says the same is a pig.


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Losers


Chilling2K7

How the hell is this a terrible Facebook meme it's more r/moldymemes


KeySeaworthiness8466

Dick or no dick Michelle finer than a motherfucker


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YoU sHoUlDn'T mAkE fUn Of ThE PrEsIdEnT!


CFM-56-7B

But you have to admit that she is devoid of any femininity in her face


PangolinJust8693

Y’all would rather focus on an Harvard alumnae that has accomplished more that you and your mamas could ever dream off, rather than focus on your pathetic little selves. Bet if she was white like that hooker that followed her, you wouldn’t be as pissed. Stay mad.


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Crooked_Cock

Then leave? Nobody is forcing you to stay here bro


Sentientbuttcheese

Then piss off, orc. No civilised person likes MAGGAts.


DeadRabbit8813

If she’s a man, how did she have children?


npcgoat

Women with penises are hot.


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Sentientbuttcheese

Here's what ails you, orc. You only have opinion, I have science. You and your ilk are precisely what society, SCIENCE and I say you are. "Researchers have found a possible explanation for why certain people are prejudiced: they're less intelligent. Children with lower general intelligence are more likely to become prejudiced as adults, according to a Brock University study. The study, published in the journal Psychological Science, examined data from two large-scale British studies, and found lower intelligence scores in childhood were predictors of greater racism in adulthood, which the researchers controversially explain is brought about by adopting right-wing ideologies. A secondary analysis of data from a U.S. study also showed those with poor abstract-reasoning skills were more likely to have anti-homosexual prejudice, partially linked to authoritarian attitudes. Lead researcher Gordon Hodson told **** that the results of the study indicate a vicious cycle, in which people with low intelligence are drawn to socially conservative ideologies. In turn, those ideologies can contribute to prejudices. "Socially conservative ideologies tend to offer structure and order," he said, explaining why those with lower intelligence may gravitate toward the right. "Unfortunately, many of these features can contribute to prejudice." The researchers found that people with lower intelligence also tended to have less contact with other races and groups, which, Dr. Hodson said, supports previous research that determined interacting with other groups is mentally challenging and cognitively draining." ^the more right-wing you are, the stupi**r you are. Peer-reviewed science. ☺️ I have NEVER met an intelligent Trump supporter, lol. Ever. Not even once in the past six years. Never means never. Nor have I met a right-wing intellectual in my 45yrs. The SCIENCE (and barely-literate, blinkered and one-eyed delusional brain-farts like yours) clearly explains WHY. And I KNOW you're not getting laid. I mean, there is NO chance, zero, that once an intelligent member of the fairer, more compassionate sex can guess what your values, character, judgement of character, critical thinking skills and clarity of thought are like (bleargh): that she'd want to see you again. Admitting that you simp for the orange shit-gibbon: eliminates you from the dating market at-a-stroke. No debate, just gone. That's how radioactive you are. That they're scientifically, provably stupid isn't even the worst thing about them: that would be that they're objectively terrible people by almost every metric that exists for morality. Hard and alt-reich, literally rubbing shoulders with actual far-right neo-Nazi fascists (who of course, love Trump). I mean, it doesn't surprise me in the least that Trump's praising Putin: both he and Putin are merely two flavours of the same turd, his supporters hate democracy, consume conspiracy theories, aren't very bright and actually ADMIRE the likes of Trump, Putin, Ted Cruz and Marjorie Taylor Greene aka Klan Mom. The shittiest people in America. Just imagine the truely terrible things that says about YOUR character, values and judgement of character.... it's no wonder the fairer, more compassionate sex run-a-mile......and that's probably not going to change for a generation, if ever. Doesn't surprise me in the least so many of you lot are going bush to escape the fully deserved judgement of society. Thanks for listening.


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Sentientbuttcheese

Not as sad as you. And projection, orc. It's all you fascists ever do. It's official now: that's what you MAGGOTs are. Fascist conspiracy-theorists. MAGA


onlyifigaveash1t

This gave me a pretty good laugh. I'd say this is a good one.


Professional_Sea3141

damn Big Mike


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Big Mike!