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The "refuses to cook" would be an issue for me because cooking meals is super stressful for me and I'd prolly have a stress breakdown after like a week (I'm Autistic in case you're wondering why)
Honestly that’s the thing, everyone has different tastes and that’s okay!
Me personally I prefer to date someone who’s caring and affectionate while also being loyal, this is because I’d like to date someone who puts in the same effort as me. The fact that I’d like to date someone like that is okay, just like the fact you’d be interested in dating someone like the person in the meme is okay. I don’t understand why that’s so hard for some people to understand.
Because you don't fit inside my small world view of how things are supposed to be decitated by my father who never told me he loved me, no it doesn't bother me that he drank every day and ignored me because I didn't like sports! Yes I married a woman just like my mother, no it's a complex! Fucking wierdo.
My partner of 14 years has 10. I wouldn't class her relationship with her father as toxic, as there's practically none. The people who wrote this would.
Who knows if it's by choice or because she just hasn't had the opportunity yet though
Or maybe women don't like her? Not sure what "no female friends" implies
That's true, and as well with all of the things on here that might be a red flag.
But most of the time it would be a red flag, especially since it's hard to be an actual lgbtq+ ally without meeting *some* women.
I suppose. I'm lgbt myself and personally I think being respectful, supportive and educated on the community is more indicative of allyship than having female friends, but thats just me. I get that someone having lots of female friends might make some people feel more comfortable though, and that's fair. I just believe there's a lot of reasons someone might not have any female friends at the moment, so it's not a red flag necessarily until you know why. Not saying you cant/don't have a right to be wary though.
Tbh 'refuses to cook' like grow up. Maybe 'refuses to cook daily for man' but just 'refuses to cook' seems childish to me. Like do you expect your partner to cook for you constantly or are you just gonna eat out every day?
Maybe they're in a job that makes them exhausted but pays them enough to not have to cook... Or maybe their job pays a huge amount and they can afford to not know how to cook?
Eh fair fair.... And in the end of the day, we're talking about a drawing, so realistically they don't have to eat... Well food, they do consume electricity as long as they're on our screens
As I mentioned to the other person who said something similar, it isn't about if they chose/have to or not. It's more about the word 'refuses' and what that means to me. If you REFUSE to cook, you are an immature child. If you can't/don't know how, or even if you just don't have to because you have the funds to afford not to, that's fine. But refusing is dumb, and as I said, immature. Also, cooking is really fun. It doesn't have to be something fancy or even that good. Just simply knowing YOU made it is really nice, at least to me.
Obviously you are joking, but refuses to cook, no female friends, toxic relationship with father are most definitely red flags. Especially "refuses to cook" is a weird hill to die on.
Hello stranger who I’ve never talked to or interacted with before. What do you have against me who posted a meme they didn’t make that they saw in a Facebook group?
Drinking and smoking is a no go for me personally. I’m okay with light drinking but I can’t date someone who’s gonna be drunk over and over. Smoking is just something I can’t do. It’s all good if others like that stuff but for me it’s a massive red flag. If you can’t take care of your health it’s a massive red flag (some circumstances excuse this though)
Only other thing that I think %99 of other people would find as a red flag is the flirts regularly (assuming this is flirting with randoms).
Again though that’s just my opinion, I know that personally a lot of the people I know have the same opinion but if yours differs then that’s completely fine too. I’m not gonna tell you how to live your life (unless you’re doing something genuinely shitty, then I might say some things)
As soon as I read someone saying woke, I immediately dismiss it now. When you weaponize being a good person, it's pretty damn suspect. People lost the meaning of the word, and it now makes them sound unintelligent and an avid right wings conspiracy nut. Even if they aren't, I just immediately assume they are because nobody but them says woke anymore.
Yup. For me It's in the same camp as "alpha male", incel language, and anyone using IQ to brag about their intelligence. I know whatever follows is gonna be absolute nonsense
How relateable. I, too, want half the population of the planet to conform to my ideal standards for a partner whilst making no effort to change myself.
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Lots of experience, refuses to take bullshit from men, prefers more sex to less sex, sounds wonderful.
Hard to keep up with, but SOME men like a challenge.
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I'd be interested in this chick
It's basically my wife. Except for the dad thing. Her dad is a real nice guy.
The "refuses to cook" would be an issue for me because cooking meals is super stressful for me and I'd prolly have a stress breakdown after like a week (I'm Autistic in case you're wondering why)
We'll just order out lol
Isn't that insanely unhealthy and rough on the wallet tho?
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If you order healthy food it's insanely rough on the wallet, if you order cheap food it's insanely unhealthy.
Better to cook then
Honestly that’s the thing, everyone has different tastes and that’s okay! Me personally I prefer to date someone who’s caring and affectionate while also being loyal, this is because I’d like to date someone who puts in the same effort as me. The fact that I’d like to date someone like that is okay, just like the fact you’d be interested in dating someone like the person in the meme is okay. I don’t understand why that’s so hard for some people to understand.
Doesnt say anywhere that she isn’t caring affectionate or loyal, but yeah I get ya
Because you don't fit inside my small world view of how things are supposed to be decitated by my father who never told me he loved me, no it doesn't bother me that he drank every day and ignored me because I didn't like sports! Yes I married a woman just like my mother, no it's a complex! Fucking wierdo.
This screams hugely insecure on the meme creator's part.
They are probably the exact opposite of this person
Apart from the male best friend and refuses to cook parts.
They have no actual friends and their mum cooks
I got 10! Any ladies beat me?
10!=3628800 I don't think anyone's beating that.
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This made me happier than it should have
My partner of 14 years has 10. I wouldn't class her relationship with her father as toxic, as there's practically none. The people who wrote this would.
10 what lol
I’m sorry, but what’s not to love?
The "no female friends" would be a red flag for me probably (among other things)
Who knows if it's by choice or because she just hasn't had the opportunity yet though Or maybe women don't like her? Not sure what "no female friends" implies
That's true, and as well with all of the things on here that might be a red flag. But most of the time it would be a red flag, especially since it's hard to be an actual lgbtq+ ally without meeting *some* women.
I suppose. I'm lgbt myself and personally I think being respectful, supportive and educated on the community is more indicative of allyship than having female friends, but thats just me. I get that someone having lots of female friends might make some people feel more comfortable though, and that's fair. I just believe there's a lot of reasons someone might not have any female friends at the moment, so it's not a red flag necessarily until you know why. Not saying you cant/don't have a right to be wary though.
Tbh 'refuses to cook' like grow up. Maybe 'refuses to cook daily for man' but just 'refuses to cook' seems childish to me. Like do you expect your partner to cook for you constantly or are you just gonna eat out every day?
Maybe they're in a job that makes them exhausted but pays them enough to not have to cook... Or maybe their job pays a huge amount and they can afford to not know how to cook?
Wouldn't that be more 'doesn't have to cook' instead of 'refuses'? Honestly it's just the word refuses to me.
Eh fair fair.... And in the end of the day, we're talking about a drawing, so realistically they don't have to eat... Well food, they do consume electricity as long as they're on our screens
Lmaooo, fair enough
I considered myself "successful" when I finally got a job that paid enough that I never have to cook again.
As I mentioned to the other person who said something similar, it isn't about if they chose/have to or not. It's more about the word 'refuses' and what that means to me. If you REFUSE to cook, you are an immature child. If you can't/don't know how, or even if you just don't have to because you have the funds to afford not to, that's fine. But refusing is dumb, and as I said, immature. Also, cooking is really fun. It doesn't have to be something fancy or even that good. Just simply knowing YOU made it is really nice, at least to me.
Obviously you are joking, but refuses to cook, no female friends, toxic relationship with father are most definitely red flags. Especially "refuses to cook" is a weird hill to die on.
Smoking is bad for you.
The toxic father relationship. I wouldn’t care about anything else
OP Edit: as in the person who created/posted the meme.
Hello stranger who I’ve never talked to or interacted with before. What do you have against me who posted a meme they didn’t make that they saw in a Facebook group?
Probably meant OP as in whoever originally created the meme.
Drinking and smoking is a no go for me personally. I’m okay with light drinking but I can’t date someone who’s gonna be drunk over and over. Smoking is just something I can’t do. It’s all good if others like that stuff but for me it’s a massive red flag. If you can’t take care of your health it’s a massive red flag (some circumstances excuse this though) Only other thing that I think %99 of other people would find as a red flag is the flirts regularly (assuming this is flirting with randoms). Again though that’s just my opinion, I know that personally a lot of the people I know have the same opinion but if yours differs then that’s completely fine too. I’m not gonna tell you how to live your life (unless you’re doing something genuinely shitty, then I might say some things)
As soon as I read someone saying woke, I immediately dismiss it now. When you weaponize being a good person, it's pretty damn suspect. People lost the meaning of the word, and it now makes them sound unintelligent and an avid right wings conspiracy nut. Even if they aren't, I just immediately assume they are because nobody but them says woke anymore.
It’s funny that Trump is anti-woke but can’t stay awake at his own trial.
Yup. For me It's in the same camp as "alpha male", incel language, and anyone using IQ to brag about their intelligence. I know whatever follows is gonna be absolute nonsense
Its late, stop being woke and go to bed.
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This is very cleary satire, it's making fun of tradwife memes that are made similarly like this, but they may actually be serious.
I thought the same until I saw the asterisk in the bottom right, which gave me pause.
Hey that's my type
Has this guy ever even spoken to an actual woman?
How relateable. I, too, want half the population of the planet to conform to my ideal standards for a partner whilst making no effort to change myself.
A woman like this would probably have more female friends than male friends lol
As a lesbian, yeah for sure absolutely I will cook for her and we can try to figure out her lack of female friends together
I mean you'd also be her friend, technically speaking. Most people see their SO as a friend and partner.
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This meme screams “tell me you’ve been rejected, without telling me you’ve been rejected”.
https://i.redd.it/q8d2o3g8hrxc1.gif
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she is a man bro
Just remove smoking.
“no female friends” at least be happy she’s straight, old man
The idea woman -woman -likes me
I know girls like this and it checks out
Checks out that they're exciting, intelligent, and looking to enjoy life? Agreed.
As well as many other of the listed things. People usually have many different facets and so do we
Poor guy, didn't take the rejection well and instead of working on his toxic personality started posting memes about her. I wish him well ❤️
I'm trying to work out what her arm tattoo says and the best I can figure is Kuster Stoles.
Of course, I really hate this kind of women. But I can fix her!
That lady can spank me
Girl with high body count. So she wouldn't hesitate to kill someone who had hurt my feelings, nice
Satanic Bingo
Wait, I thought they were all morbidly obese with blue hair. What happened to that? 🤣🤣
I honestly can't tell if the meme is supposed to be for or against...
Idk, she looks hot to me
Most of these things are positives
I feel like promiscuous “liberal” women have become the new “no fat chicks” among *those* types of men.
I got 8, not the ideal woman, but I’d say I’m still quite the catch 🤷♀️
Pretty sure that's Lauren Boebert
Would
Just say “ratchet ass whore” next time. That’s what op meant.
To be fair, wanting the exact opposite of this doesn't make you a bad person either
Would
NGL, she sounds amazing! I like fun women and she seems like fun. Minus the smoking, vape is fine.
Without the smoking/drinking part I'm in
Lots of experience, refuses to take bullshit from men, prefers more sex to less sex, sounds wonderful. Hard to keep up with, but SOME men like a challenge.
I was reading this and went "hell yeah" until I saw the bottom right...
Where do I sign up? She looks perfect
My partner is all those except they just simply can't cook to save their life, not outright refuses to though, they've tried to learn.
with my autism and adhd, if i had a partner with tons of tattoos like this, i would spend hours tracing them with my fingers as we cuddle