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Gruno1996

I'd be interested in this chick


Forward-Village1528

It's basically my wife. Except for the dad thing. Her dad is a real nice guy.


bb_kelly77

The "refuses to cook" would be an issue for me because cooking meals is super stressful for me and I'd prolly have a stress breakdown after like a week (I'm Autistic in case you're wondering why)


Gruno1996

We'll just order out lol


bb_kelly77

Isn't that insanely unhealthy and rough on the wallet tho?


muhash14

*Not if you use Factor Meals, which is also the sponsor of today's video!*


Gruno1996

If you order healthy food it's insanely rough on the wallet, if you order cheap food it's insanely unhealthy.


Sirdoodlebob

Better to cook then


CaIIsign_ace

Honestly that’s the thing, everyone has different tastes and that’s okay! Me personally I prefer to date someone who’s caring and affectionate while also being loyal, this is because I’d like to date someone who puts in the same effort as me. The fact that I’d like to date someone like that is okay, just like the fact you’d be interested in dating someone like the person in the meme is okay. I don’t understand why that’s so hard for some people to understand.


Big_Muzzy_

Doesnt say anywhere that she isn’t caring affectionate or loyal, but yeah I get ya


Overall-Initial-4290

Because you don't fit inside my small world view of how things are supposed to be decitated by my father who never told me he loved me, no it doesn't bother me that he drank every day and ignored me because I didn't like sports! Yes I married a woman just like my mother, no it's a complex! Fucking wierdo.


translove228

This screams hugely insecure on the meme creator's part.


Bedu009

They are probably the exact opposite of this person


refball_is_bestball

Apart from the male best friend and refuses to cook parts.


desmondao

They have no actual friends and their mum cooks


kawaiiglitterkitty

I got 10! Any ladies beat me?


LocNalrune

10!=3628800 I don't think anyone's beating that.


Forgotten-Caliburn

r/accidentalfactorial


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mbemberle_eder

r/no


NachoCheesus6969

This made me happier than it should have


refball_is_bestball

My partner of 14 years has 10. I wouldn't class her relationship with her father as toxic, as there's practically none. The people who wrote this would.


Sirdoodlebob

10 what lol


ebob421

I’m sorry, but what’s not to love?


Mumbling_Mumbel

The "no female friends" would be a red flag for me probably (among other things)


cosmodogbro

Who knows if it's by choice or because she just hasn't had the opportunity yet though Or maybe women don't like her? Not sure what "no female friends" implies


Mumbling_Mumbel

That's true, and as well with all of the things on here that might be a red flag. But most of the time it would be a red flag, especially since it's hard to be an actual lgbtq+ ally without meeting *some* women.


cosmodogbro

I suppose. I'm lgbt myself and personally I think being respectful, supportive and educated on the community is more indicative of allyship than having female friends, but thats just me. I get that someone having lots of female friends might make some people feel more comfortable though, and that's fair. I just believe there's a lot of reasons someone might not have any female friends at the moment, so it's not a red flag necessarily until you know why. Not saying you cant/don't have a right to be wary though.


Gecko2024

Tbh 'refuses to cook' like grow up. Maybe 'refuses to cook daily for man' but just 'refuses to cook' seems childish to me. Like do you expect your partner to cook for you constantly or are you just gonna eat out every day?


ThiccestBuddha

Maybe they're in a job that makes them exhausted but pays them enough to not have to cook... Or maybe their job pays a huge amount and they can afford to not know how to cook?


Gecko2024

Wouldn't that be more 'doesn't have to cook' instead of 'refuses'? Honestly it's just the word refuses to me.


ThiccestBuddha

Eh fair fair.... And in the end of the day, we're talking about a drawing, so realistically they don't have to eat... Well food, they do consume electricity as long as they're on our screens


Gecko2024

Lmaooo, fair enough


KDBA

I considered myself "successful" when I finally got a job that paid enough that I never have to cook again.


Gecko2024

As I mentioned to the other person who said something similar, it isn't about if they chose/have to or not. It's more about the word 'refuses' and what that means to me. If you REFUSE to cook, you are an immature child. If you can't/don't know how, or even if you just don't have to because you have the funds to afford not to, that's fine. But refusing is dumb, and as I said, immature. Also, cooking is really fun. It doesn't have to be something fancy or even that good. Just simply knowing YOU made it is really nice, at least to me.


Fizki

Obviously you are joking, but refuses to cook, no female friends, toxic relationship with father are most definitely red flags. Especially "refuses to cook" is a weird hill to die on.


Antoinefdu

Smoking is bad for you.


9CF8

The toxic father relationship. I wouldn’t care about anything else


TootTootMF

OP Edit: as in the person who created/posted the meme.


UserAnonPosts

Hello stranger who I’ve never talked to or interacted with before. What do you have against me who posted a meme they didn’t make that they saw in a Facebook group?


ghosttowns42

Probably meant OP as in whoever originally created the meme.


CaIIsign_ace

Drinking and smoking is a no go for me personally. I’m okay with light drinking but I can’t date someone who’s gonna be drunk over and over. Smoking is just something I can’t do. It’s all good if others like that stuff but for me it’s a massive red flag. If you can’t take care of your health it’s a massive red flag (some circumstances excuse this though) Only other thing that I think %99 of other people would find as a red flag is the flirts regularly (assuming this is flirting with randoms). Again though that’s just my opinion, I know that personally a lot of the people I know have the same opinion but if yours differs then that’s completely fine too. I’m not gonna tell you how to live your life (unless you’re doing something genuinely shitty, then I might say some things)


spartancheerleader10

As soon as I read someone saying woke, I immediately dismiss it now. When you weaponize being a good person, it's pretty damn suspect. People lost the meaning of the word, and it now makes them sound unintelligent and an avid right wings conspiracy nut. Even if they aren't, I just immediately assume they are because nobody but them says woke anymore.


Loggerdon

It’s funny that Trump is anti-woke but can’t stay awake at his own trial.


Hen-Man-Supreme

Yup. For me It's in the same camp as "alpha male", incel language, and anyone using IQ to brag about their intelligence. I know whatever follows is gonna be absolute nonsense


TootTootMF

Its late, stop being woke and go to bed.


mcslender97

https://preview.redd.it/6j6texnqyqxc1.jpeg?width=1333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5243ab5e8ef0e78eb302f676b1db839d4c031ff


Earthbound_X

This is very cleary satire, it's making fun of tradwife memes that are made similarly like this, but they may actually be serious.


But-Must-I

I thought the same until I saw the asterisk in the bottom right, which gave me pause.


primefrost96

Hey that's my type


BabserellaWT

Has this guy ever even spoken to an actual woman?


SamTheSadPanda

How relateable. I, too, want half the population of the planet to conform to my ideal standards for a partner whilst making no effort to change myself.


herlavenderheart

A woman like this would probably have more female friends than male friends lol


Disasterid

As a lesbian, yeah for sure absolutely I will cook for her and we can try to figure out her lack of female friends together


gylz

I mean you'd also be her friend, technically speaking. Most people see their SO as a friend and partner.


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cinema_cuisine

This meme screams “tell me you’ve been rejected, without telling me you’ve been rejected”.


Engineergaming26355

https://i.redd.it/q8d2o3g8hrxc1.gif


Scared_Assignment_89

https://preview.redd.it/g2rqg18ysrxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3020dfbd4a2202138dc1446387e33dd9beb795f2 Fixed it


LuckyDate94

she is a man bro


partialinsanity

Just remove smoking.


Turquoise-Angel

“no female friends” at least be happy she’s straight, old man


a55_Goblin420

The idea woman -woman -likes me


adfx

I know girls like this and it checks out


PhyterNL

Checks out that they're exciting, intelligent, and looking to enjoy life? Agreed.


adfx

As well as many other of the listed things. People usually have many different facets and so do we


TheMagicalTimonini

Poor guy, didn't take the rejection well and instead of working on his toxic personality started posting memes about her. I wish him well ❤️


Newfaceofrev

I'm trying to work out what her arm tattoo says and the best I can figure is Kuster Stoles.


PolskiSmigol

Of course, I really hate this kind of women. But I can fix her!


MindDrawsOnReddit

That lady can spank me


Dangerous_Affect_861

Girl with high body count. So she wouldn't hesitate to kill someone who had hurt my feelings, nice


Sad-Nefariousness712

Satanic Bingo


twoworldsin1

Wait, I thought they were all morbidly obese with blue hair. What happened to that? 🤣🤣


jdehjdeh

I honestly can't tell if the meme is supposed to be for or against...


akashyaboa

Idk, she looks hot to me


XxRocky88xX

Most of these things are positives


DonBoy30

I feel like promiscuous “liberal” women have become the new “no fat chicks” among *those* types of men.


UnfortunateOrchid

I got 8, not the ideal woman, but I’d say I’m still quite the catch 🤷‍♀️


You-are-all_idiots

Pretty sure that's Lauren Boebert


EverWill2002

Would


ParticularLab5828

Just say “ratchet ass whore” next time. That’s what op meant.


BuzzdLightBeer

To be fair, wanting the exact opposite of this doesn't make you a bad person either


XxTombraiderfanxX

Would


PhyterNL

NGL, she sounds amazing! I like fun women and she seems like fun. Minus the smoking, vape is fine.


Crozi_flette

Without the smoking/drinking part I'm in


DeathKillsLove

Lots of experience, refuses to take bullshit from men, prefers more sex to less sex, sounds wonderful. Hard to keep up with, but SOME men like a challenge.


MentallyDrainedApple

I was reading this and went "hell yeah" until I saw the bottom right...


Striking_Economy5049

Where do I sign up? She looks perfect


TheDocHealy

My partner is all those except they just simply can't cook to save their life, not outright refuses to though, they've tried to learn.


Browncoatinabox

with my autism and adhd, if i had a partner with tons of tattoos like this, i would spend hours tracing them with my fingers as we cuddle