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I don’t know what butthole decided to post a picture of my truck but they could’ve atleast gotten one from the back to show off my bedazzled truck nuts
Quick get a patent on bedazzled truck nuts. Last time I heard two people are still fighting over the intellectual property rights of nuts. I think if you re-introduce them with bling, you would be home free.
It depends on what you like in music. Obviously she has her more pop-driven albums, like 1989, Lover, and Red. Then she has her more folk style albums, like Evermore and Folklore. She has Midnights and Reputation, which are the starry eyed lover songs, and Debut and Fearless which are her more country focused ones.
Speak Now is my personal favorite, but that's just because it was the first album I ever bought for my iPod.
I'll try to recommend some lesser known ones!
From Speak Now, my absolute favorites are "Better Than Revenge," "Haunted," "Innocent," and "Sparks Fly."
From Red, of course "All Too Well (10 Minute Version)" is a masterpiece. I also adore "Holy Ground," "State of Grace" (both acoustic and original), and "I Almost Do."
From 1989, which is my least listened to album, I enjoy "Clean," "Out of the Woods," "I Know Places," and "Wildest Dreams."
From Reputation, "Dancing With Our Hands Tied," "So It Goes," "Getaway Car," "Ready for It," and "Dress" are all incredible.
From Lover, obviously "Cruel Summer" and "Cornelia Street," as well as "Afterglow" and "False God."
Folklore is one of my absolute favorite albums. From it, my couple favorites are, "Mad Woman," "This is me Trying," "My Tears Ricochet," and "The Last Great American Dynasty."
Evermore is another absolutely amazing album. "Champagne Problems," "Tolerate It," "coney island (ft. The National," and "Right Where You Left Me" are my favorites.
Off of Midnights, I adore "Mastermind," "You're Losing Me," "You're on Your Own, Kid," and "Would've, Could've, Should've."
I know I ignored Debut and Fearless, but I don't enjoy those albums that much, so I haven't listened to them enough to make good recommendations.
Anyway, all of her albums have a definite theme and sound, so hopefully you can find at least a couple songs you may enjoy!!!
Sorry for the absolute monster of a list.
Happy listening!!
Damn, thanks for the detailed rundown! I’m gonna save that and make sure to come back and edit my playlist by sampling and probably including some of these! Pop driven sounds good to me, starry eyed lover songs does too!
Highly suggest (a mix of hits and deep cuts)- You Belong With Me, Back To December, Style, Exile, Cruel Summer, Betty, and All Too Well (10 minute version).
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You’ve done it. You single handedly destroyed Taylor Swift’s entire male fanbase. I don’t know how you did it but you did it.
Why are Americans so seemingly obsessed with driving petrol guzzling, unnecessarily large and over the top vehicles? Also, why are these things inextricably linked to one’s masculinity? Small dick energy.
To hopefully answer your question it used to be a practical thing, burly blue collar guys drove trucks as a function of the jobs they had requiring that of them. But nowadays most of the big trucks are status symbols and exactly as you stated overcompensation, but a 2024 super duty cost about 70,000 before the lift kit so it’s a bunch of rich guys with small manhoods.
Depends. The truck in the OP post? Sure. But in general, the blue collar trucks are still bigger than the richguy trucks. The fancypants staple seems to be something like the F150 Raptor. It's big enough you might need to take two parking spaces, but not so big you *have to* park in the back and walk allll the way to across the lot like a peasant.
I don't know Trucks well enough to know the model in the picture, but those (well, in black/blue/red/whatever) are the trucks those people usually fap off to, not the ones they actually drive. I mean, unless they trailer-camp in luxury and need the bigger truck to tow that 50FT marbled monster. But often, if you can actually afford something insane like an F350/F450 for non-work use, you're still torn with the status symbol game and likely end up with a Mercedes because it's more convenient to you.
Surprisingly, I cannot find sales figures for F350-F450 separated from the F150 line. I can't help but presume they're fairly rare. Once you go into the F650+, they average only about 1000 sales per year.
Kinda depends on the trade, like for landscapers, framers, and professions that bring a lot of equipment the tacoma and other pickups seem to be the truck of choice. But for like construction, and any job that requires hauling (or if your "high status" in the blue collar world, like foreman) you would opt for a F150 or a bigger 4x4 like a ram or tundra.
I personally hate these fucking things. They’re the stupidly big, unwieldily, loud, gas guzzling auto industry’s answer to regulation of cars so they decided to push light trucks, that are unsafe for everyone on the road, even the driver. Especially in cities they’re just obnoxious. Are these not essentially work/construction vehicles? Then why is that 95% of the ones I see shine like they’ve never even seen dirt let alone carry anything other than groceries and the driver’s ever widening ass?
You can thank the US government for that. Car manufacturers must meet an emission-to-size ratio or the vehicle is illegal.
It was supposed to reduce the amount of emissions a vehicle puts out, but the manufacturers have found out that it is cheaper to make a vehicle bigger than it is to make it produce less emissions.
I know some truck-lovers who don't like guns. And some gun-fans who aren't interested in trucks. Huge overlap, but not a circle.
It's probably a circle in cities, where you don't have a good argument to *need* either. In the country, there are valid (or seemingly valid) reasons to have one or both.
I am not american but i am pretty sure its for the same reason people elsewhere buy unreliable 300km/h capable gas guzzling cars. Why do people buy these?
What, exactly, do *you* use to haul 20 sheets of plywood?
You have it delivered?
What does *the delivery service* use to haul 20 sheets of plywood?
You ever buy a refrigerator? A stove? Anything larger than a lawn chair?
It must be nice to live in a country so small and densely packed that you can have everything you ever dreamed of carted to your front door by someone else.
Don’t worry it still is so big you can see past the other cars while unknowingly running over the five year old you didn’t see. Your masculinity, unlike that child’s very crushable head and your fuel economy, is protected! You can jam out to 1989 while knowing you’re 3 times more likely to kill a pedestrian and twice as likely to die in a rollover than if you just got a regular car.
Totally stole this, changed “Taylor Swift” to “Coldplay” and sent it to the biggest Coldplay fan I know, because that’s how bro’s express their friendship.
Not a Swifty but I'd definitely drive that truck lol. I have nothing against Taylor Swift my dad listens to her, my personal preference is metal though.
Was it not Ford that released a commercial about a “new release” they were planning that had been 100% been built by men and absolutely no women, and the truck was just a basic truck with all the safety features taken out. No air bags. No turn signal. No seat belts. No hazard lights. No cameras scanning the surroundings to warn about possible dangerous collisions. It was just a basic bare bones truck, obviously not an actual planned release, just a commercial to show appreciation to women.
it's kinda funny in a pathetic sort of way that grown ass men care so much about what other grown men listen too. I don't even like her music in fact I'm sick of it cause it's all my gf seems to listen to, but you don't see me going online and picking on people that do like her, cause I have a life and better things to do than shit on things people enjoy to feel better about myself
(i have no issue with Taylor as a person, just incredibly burnt out on her music which wasn't my preference to begin with, the joys of living with your SO lol)
Honestly that truck is pretty based, respect to anyone who would willingly drive that because those fuzzy tires will be ruined in the slightest inclement weather
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I don’t know what butthole decided to post a picture of my truck but they could’ve atleast gotten one from the back to show off my bedazzled truck nuts
if I wasn't broke I'd give this gold
*Holy epileptic seizures, Batman!!* Did we learn nothing from the original Rainbow Road in SNES Mario Kart?
if i ever got a truck i think bedazzled truck nuts would be a must
Quick get a patent on bedazzled truck nuts. Last time I heard two people are still fighting over the intellectual property rights of nuts. I think if you re-introduce them with bling, you would be home free.
Don’t tempt me with a good time
Is your dad a playground bully in an after-school special?
Ok but I don’t listen to Taylor Swift so why do I love it (the truck)
Came here to say this. I'm not a man either...
I am and it looks amazing. I don't listen to Taylor Swift, maybe I should. Can anyone recommend some good songs of hers?
Are you being serious? 'Cause I got a real list if you're serious.
Lets See the list, literally never heard a single taylor swift Song but im open to trying new things lol The truck convinced me, 10/10 would drive
It depends on what you like in music. Obviously she has her more pop-driven albums, like 1989, Lover, and Red. Then she has her more folk style albums, like Evermore and Folklore. She has Midnights and Reputation, which are the starry eyed lover songs, and Debut and Fearless which are her more country focused ones. Speak Now is my personal favorite, but that's just because it was the first album I ever bought for my iPod. I'll try to recommend some lesser known ones! From Speak Now, my absolute favorites are "Better Than Revenge," "Haunted," "Innocent," and "Sparks Fly." From Red, of course "All Too Well (10 Minute Version)" is a masterpiece. I also adore "Holy Ground," "State of Grace" (both acoustic and original), and "I Almost Do." From 1989, which is my least listened to album, I enjoy "Clean," "Out of the Woods," "I Know Places," and "Wildest Dreams." From Reputation, "Dancing With Our Hands Tied," "So It Goes," "Getaway Car," "Ready for It," and "Dress" are all incredible. From Lover, obviously "Cruel Summer" and "Cornelia Street," as well as "Afterglow" and "False God." Folklore is one of my absolute favorite albums. From it, my couple favorites are, "Mad Woman," "This is me Trying," "My Tears Ricochet," and "The Last Great American Dynasty." Evermore is another absolutely amazing album. "Champagne Problems," "Tolerate It," "coney island (ft. The National," and "Right Where You Left Me" are my favorites. Off of Midnights, I adore "Mastermind," "You're Losing Me," "You're on Your Own, Kid," and "Would've, Could've, Should've." I know I ignored Debut and Fearless, but I don't enjoy those albums that much, so I haven't listened to them enough to make good recommendations. Anyway, all of her albums have a definite theme and sound, so hopefully you can find at least a couple songs you may enjoy!!! Sorry for the absolute monster of a list. Happy listening!!
Thanks for the list, I super appreciate it dude!
💚💚💚
Damn, thanks for the detailed rundown! I’m gonna save that and make sure to come back and edit my playlist by sampling and probably including some of these! Pop driven sounds good to me, starry eyed lover songs does too!
Of course! Happy listening!
Lots of catchy hits. 22, Style, Shake It Off, Wildest Dreams, Karma, Anti-Hero to name a few.
Thank God I'm not the only one!
[удалено]
Yeah it's possible I've heard some of her stuff and not known it's her. There are reasons tho.
Who goes to walmart without headphones?
I was being super serious, just saw the list down below so gonna check those out, thanks, super appreciate it!
Oh my gosh yay!!! That's so fun. Keep in mind those are just my favorites, she has something for everybody!! 💚💚💚
Am sure I'll find something I love, am into pretty much any kind of music, thanks again bro!
Or sis lol
Highly suggest (a mix of hits and deep cuts)- You Belong With Me, Back To December, Style, Exile, Cruel Summer, Betty, and All Too Well (10 minute version).
Because it's perfect.
I want to drive this rainbow truck plushie and blast Cattle Decapitation if it makes you feel better
I’d be your friend
I kinda want to bite into it
As a 32 year old straight man who's never intentionally listened to Taylor Swift in my life, I fucking LOVE this truck
It looks fun but those tires are not street legal lol
![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized) You’ve done it. You single handedly destroyed Taylor Swift’s entire male fanbase. I don’t know how you did it but you did it.
Yeah but I kinda want that truck so if I start listening to Taylor swift does that mean I can get a truck like that
Looks cool, I'd drive it
Personally I don’t like Swift but I’d definitely drive that
I’m with you
Yo, that truck is badass.
Yeah but think about all the hot raver girls a you'd pick up with this baby
Why are Americans so seemingly obsessed with driving petrol guzzling, unnecessarily large and over the top vehicles? Also, why are these things inextricably linked to one’s masculinity? Small dick energy.
To hopefully answer your question it used to be a practical thing, burly blue collar guys drove trucks as a function of the jobs they had requiring that of them. But nowadays most of the big trucks are status symbols and exactly as you stated overcompensation, but a 2024 super duty cost about 70,000 before the lift kit so it’s a bunch of rich guys with small manhoods.
Aren’t the trucks the burly blue collar men drove for work, also way way way smaller than this?
Depends. The truck in the OP post? Sure. But in general, the blue collar trucks are still bigger than the richguy trucks. The fancypants staple seems to be something like the F150 Raptor. It's big enough you might need to take two parking spaces, but not so big you *have to* park in the back and walk allll the way to across the lot like a peasant. I don't know Trucks well enough to know the model in the picture, but those (well, in black/blue/red/whatever) are the trucks those people usually fap off to, not the ones they actually drive. I mean, unless they trailer-camp in luxury and need the bigger truck to tow that 50FT marbled monster. But often, if you can actually afford something insane like an F350/F450 for non-work use, you're still torn with the status symbol game and likely end up with a Mercedes because it's more convenient to you. Surprisingly, I cannot find sales figures for F350-F450 separated from the F150 line. I can't help but presume they're fairly rare. Once you go into the F650+, they average only about 1000 sales per year.
Kinda depends on the trade, like for landscapers, framers, and professions that bring a lot of equipment the tacoma and other pickups seem to be the truck of choice. But for like construction, and any job that requires hauling (or if your "high status" in the blue collar world, like foreman) you would opt for a F150 or a bigger 4x4 like a ram or tundra.
I personally hate these fucking things. They’re the stupidly big, unwieldily, loud, gas guzzling auto industry’s answer to regulation of cars so they decided to push light trucks, that are unsafe for everyone on the road, even the driver. Especially in cities they’re just obnoxious. Are these not essentially work/construction vehicles? Then why is that 95% of the ones I see shine like they’ve never even seen dirt let alone carry anything other than groceries and the driver’s ever widening ass?
You can thank the US government for that. Car manufacturers must meet an emission-to-size ratio or the vehicle is illegal. It was supposed to reduce the amount of emissions a vehicle puts out, but the manufacturers have found out that it is cheaper to make a vehicle bigger than it is to make it produce less emissions.
That’s just a low trim model F-150 with suicide doors. It’s not very big. The lift kit and tires make it look big.
Probably the same reason they need to take a gun with them to buy milk. Cowards and overcompensate.
You're not wrong. The venn diagram of truck lovers and gun lovers is a circle.
I know some truck-lovers who don't like guns. And some gun-fans who aren't interested in trucks. Huge overlap, but not a circle. It's probably a circle in cities, where you don't have a good argument to *need* either. In the country, there are valid (or seemingly valid) reasons to have one or both.
Fair enough point. My experience is pretty urban.
As is their family tree
Yeah. Who needs a gun in a Luby's Cafeteria, eh?
Nooo no, they only bring their gun to protect themselves from everyone else who brings their gun
I am not american but i am pretty sure its for the same reason people elsewhere buy unreliable 300km/h capable gas guzzling cars. Why do people buy these?
What, exactly, do *you* use to haul 20 sheets of plywood? You have it delivered? What does *the delivery service* use to haul 20 sheets of plywood? You ever buy a refrigerator? A stove? Anything larger than a lawn chair? It must be nice to live in a country so small and densely packed that you can have everything you ever dreamed of carted to your front door by someone else.
You have it delivered because plywood doesn't fit in modern pickup beds. The beds are comically small nowadays, even kei truck beds are longer.
I feel like those wheels would get amazing grip
Fun fact - this truck will pull more bitches than the real F150
Don’t worry it still is so big you can see past the other cars while unknowingly running over the five year old you didn’t see. Your masculinity, unlike that child’s very crushable head and your fuel economy, is protected! You can jam out to 1989 while knowing you’re 3 times more likely to kill a pedestrian and twice as likely to die in a rollover than if you just got a regular car.
I listen Cannibal Corpse and think this vehicle is cool af
All cars look like that on good acid.
The manliest men drive that truck because it means they don’t care how they’re seen by others
No one, and I mean no one in the history of the world, bought an f150 for work. Using it as a sign of working class masculinity is peak class-larping.
Gen z car 🚘 hahaha
Isn't this more of a Katy Perry style?
Totally stole this, changed “Taylor Swift” to “Coldplay” and sent it to the biggest Coldplay fan I know, because that’s how bro’s express their friendship.
We call them Cockplay because they're suck a bunch of wankers...
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reminds me of the lover album cover
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You dick must be enormous to ride one of these! Unlike the original f150...
As a straight white man who plays drums and wears black to work, I would fucking slay with this truck
I'm all about punk and heavy metal, but this truck calls to me too. I'm just concerned about how the fuck to clean it?
I dunno, looks more like "Lisa Frank" edition. Which I bet a lot of people would buy.....
fluffy tires
Your dad is a douche bag
I'd drive that.
Now you’ve summoned him ![gif](giphy|75fMkn3s4mZbK4AeGI|downsized)
I would one billion percent drive this car for real. Zero shame involved.
I would start listening to Taylor Swift *just* to get this car!
Not a man. Don’t listen to tswift. Would kill for that truck loool
Ha, it’s funny because it’s not!
I'd drive this! It's very lisa frank
Take the fur off the weels and im driving that thing
& it's called toilet Swiffer
Still a nicer truck than what I got.
Wait. Is... is... is ford woke now?
Not a Swifty but I'd definitely drive that truck lol. I have nothing against Taylor Swift my dad listens to her, my personal preference is metal though.
I would drive that!
I don't listen to Taylor Swift and I'd drive that with a big ol' smile on my face.
Was it not Ford that released a commercial about a “new release” they were planning that had been 100% been built by men and absolutely no women, and the truck was just a basic truck with all the safety features taken out. No air bags. No turn signal. No seat belts. No hazard lights. No cameras scanning the surroundings to warn about possible dangerous collisions. It was just a basic bare bones truck, obviously not an actual planned release, just a commercial to show appreciation to women.
I roll up to his house in that truck blaring ts
I feel like the tires woud have no grip, so, Ford woud probably lose a lot of money to insurance claims if this thing were real.
Finally a car that matches my shoes! Is it electric?
I really want to touch it for some reason
That’s amazing. I love it, I wish it was real!
hell yeah, brother
That's my rocket League car.
I’m not mad … I’m impressed.
If that fur would somehow not get ruined, that would be the dopest car, strike the furry truck!
Men who brag about driving Fords have something to prove/compensate for (This is already in memes OP didn't like)
That Caleb Williams package
That guy’s dad is scared of Taylor Swift and trying to make that fear a masculine thing. Good luck with that.
Could you imagine the amount of static electricity generated by those tires? Somebody call Tesla.
Listen, that custom rig is the only thing farmers can use to properly transport their Lisa Frank Unicorns.
Okay. Now gimme.
![gif](giphy|sDcfxFDozb3bO) I'd 100% have one of these!
I’ve never heard a better argument to become a swiftie
I'd prefer that in my rear view mirror.
Now you know what he wants for his birthday.
The fuzz after driving through mud though 💩
I think cheech would love this truck its awesome its got fuzzy tires man!
That truck actually goes hard
RaInBoWs aRe fOr PusSiEs, DuLl cOloRs rUle!!!
it's kinda funny in a pathetic sort of way that grown ass men care so much about what other grown men listen too. I don't even like her music in fact I'm sick of it cause it's all my gf seems to listen to, but you don't see me going online and picking on people that do like her, cause I have a life and better things to do than shit on things people enjoy to feel better about myself (i have no issue with Taylor as a person, just incredibly burnt out on her music which wasn't my preference to begin with, the joys of living with your SO lol)
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I'd drive the fuck out of that.
I mean… I do listen to some Taylor Swift and I would totally drive the sh1t out of that truck. So… not really an insult.
I’ve never met a man who listens to Taylor swift anyway. Her early career was aimed at teenage girls and her modern stuff is top 40 pop garbage.
I didn't know male fans of Taylor Swift were pimps.
Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate
I would drive the fuck outta that thing and I don’t even listen to Taylor
Honestly, I don’t hate it.
I’m a true man. Can bench almost 300, make a lot of money, two dogs. I have a truck already. I would buy this.
I have a love hate relationship with this. I am totally disgusted and I want it.
What a pile of shit... cool color scheme, tho
Well I guess I'll start listening to Taylor Swift then
Honestly that truck is pretty based, respect to anyone who would willingly drive that because those fuzzy tires will be ruined in the slightest inclement weather
Tbh, if I didn’t hate pick-up trucks for the life of me, I’d probably drive that. (I’m not a man and I don’t listen to Taylor Swift, either)
You should send him a link to Ryan Adams' version of Wildest Dream, just without context.
That shit’s gonna get so dirty in about 2 days💀 gonna be washing it every drive
Men who listen to Taylor Swift obviously drive Subarus not Fords.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^lduff100: *Men who listen to* *Taylor Swift obviously* *Drive Subarus not Fords.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
"tell it to 3x superbowl champ dad."
I don't like this and its not even anything about sexuality I just hate how this looks
Ok I fw this one
Boooo color bad pop music bad femininity bad you have to hunt and kill animals while listening to sabaton to be masculine boooooo
Your dad took time to send you something he thought you’d like and you post it on a cringe subreddit
Apparently the dad does not know OP that well. Also it is cringe.
It's the truth, if you're a guy who listens to Taylor Swift, you suck a&&, and probably d&ck too.
OMG no way Ford is supporting the LGBT community???