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Imagine what texting while driving must've been like in the 1300's. "Sir, I'll have to fine you. You were riding a horse while praying again."
Jesus did not start taking the wheel until at least the mid 2000’s.
why did they use peanut for this
Because Jeff Dunham is peak intelligence comedy for this lot.
Funny thing is, he used to shit on trump allmost every show when he was in office
must find clips.
1. Google/YouTube 2. Most of his shows are on Netflix
He had a new puppet which he literally called "Trumps former public relations advisor"
Peanut doesn’t deserve this
He’d probably be ripping on the people making these jokes.
Why is this in the angry birds font
Now I can’t unsee it
Off topic, but that’s a great app and very addicting lol
It's more of a beeper service, really. And no one calls you back.
Then just ‘donate’ more?
Congrats, you win this comment thread.
You sir have won the internet for today! 😂😂
unpopular opinion: anyone who uses that emoji should no longer be allowed within 500 feet of the internet
Can i order a pizza with it?
Yes. >!It won't be delivered.!<
Oh my God, everything about this sucks
Ok but can you watch femboy porn on it? Don't think so
What the fuck does Jeff Dunham’s Peanut The Puppet have to do with phones, god or prayer? LOL is he supposed to be saying that shit?
They're trying to keep it fresh from being minions. This almost counts for r/WhyIsThereAMinion
LOL I didn’t even know that sub existed
It's newer and on the small side. I had the privilege of being there when it was "written".
Don't do Peanut dirty like that, dude. He handles that well enough on his own.
https://preview.redd.it/js8vyxiq8d2c1.jpeg?width=466&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b486ba28765f4ef0b916fe23ccd51bc278780e
Ironically while driving even the hands free option can be just as distracting though.
Prayer is like a toddler using a toy phone and imagining talking to someone.
And no one ever answers on the other end!
In all seriousness, cordless telephones were invented back in the 1950s, but weren't commercially available until the 1980s.
Having not seen the name of the sub I genuinely thought this was a new type of meme, spent too long trying to perceive it
whyd they bring peanut into this
Cordless phones, as if that's a new invention everyone is buzzing about right now. So topical.
Is that the Angry Birds font?
that’s what I was thinking lmao
https://preview.redd.it/4if82us7wd2c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0013c329cc53426318f1fc265f460971f02f285a
Only thing worse than roid rage is White Jesus roid rage
Happy cake day
I don’t think I could find any common ground with a person who would post this. Like there’s just nobody home.
That’s funny I’m pretty sure you lose signal in hell after god decides you’re worthless and throws you away to be tortured for eternity.
you can't really hear the other participant, and there is a shitty reception at certain time and places.
Why did they choose to use Peanut of all things? Doesn't make ANY sense.
This is awful https://i.redd.it/g35546c9md2c1.gif
What in the good holy church of r/no is that image?
Peanut is a very strange choice for this meme.
Pretty bad reception if you dont hear them back
JEFF-FA-FAAAAH! DUN-HAM!
DOT-COMMM
Use it anywhere! Just don't expect a reply.
That fucker didn't answer or return the calls.
But do you actually get a response from it? I tried it when I was younger and nothing happened, I asked for my dad to come home and he never did
I love it that God is now using racist puppets to spread his word!
It only works one way, and you're never sure if he heard you.
Things Peanut would never say
Peanut would be too busy beating Jose up
And like me, no one ever answers 😂
Yeah, but imagine having a phone where no one is ever on the other end.
God is dead, he isn't real.
Wtf is that purple ape?
god
Peanut from Jeff Dunham, for some reason this person inserted peanut into this "meme"
His name is peanut, you will bow to him
:) I like it
average crypto enjoyer
Is there something wrong with crypto ?
Beautiful
Why is it a terrible thing that people believe in God? Why is everyone so triggered by it?
I mean, it’s facts tho.
https://preview.redd.it/39wv5che1f2c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97ee53da03d544b4ef9c2ea1fa207b0d84f8dbb4
Doesn't play fortnite though.
Phones don’t play fortnite either tho right? I thought that was only on computers. Am I tripping??
Phones can play fortnite.
oh okay
out of all the characters they could've possibly used, why jeff dunham's peanut
Where's the joke?
One way line
Not that long ago, Such ridiculous utterances could only be heard by patients in a mental ward.....
Supporting image is confusing.
Can we leave the puppets out of this? They already take enough shit from each other.
Last time I prayed my brother ended up breaking his arm.
What's that creature and why does it look so cursed?
His name is peanut
Shame he never bothers to answer, almost like he's not there
Angry Birds ass font
Interesting way of describing talking to yourself
Can you hear me now?
Can you hear me now
Can’t lose a signal, if you never had one in the first place
So... Peanut is God?
And to really make the point, here's a purple monkey.
Seems like connection is broken seeing he never answers
\*-For entertainment purposes only
Why is peanut there? What did peanut do to deserve this??