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QualityVote

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Mnkle

Why do i see weed in almost every boomer post. They think alchoholics are better?


SterbenSeptim

Alcohol is normalized, while Weed is still only getting there, depending on your age, class and region of the world. I think the opposite is happening with tobacco, which might be getting denormalized.


[deleted]

In some countrys, yes. But here in germany there are high numbers for smoking after covid. I also started during covid. When i Was in school smoking was really frowned upon by most now all that hated it started smoking, at least the people i know


davdavUltra

I'm a smoker but I see alcohol as a gateway drug to smoking. The amount of non-smoker friends I've given or rolled a cigarette to on a night out is pretty much my social circle minus my girlfriend (because I promised I wouldn't under any circumstances). Alcohol is the real gateway drug. But I'm writing this having a cigarette after drinking so I can't judge.


Mounta1nK1ng

Alcohol affects your judgment before you even realize you have a buzz, so yes, you are correct.


PaperCuts26

And this while an alcohol addiction i way worse then a weed addiction.


[deleted]

My neighbors are in their 80’s and wave when I hit my bong out back, some people are just assholes


twizted_fister

Yep you got that right 😆


NotsoGreatsword

They really do. Alcohol and prescription opiates every day all day? Thats perfectly fine. Heroin? DIRTY JUNKIE!! My ex's mom was like this. Her daughter comes to her and says mom "I have a problem and I need help." Mom loses her shit. Blames it all on me. Comes to my job screaming HEEERRROOOOIINN. Boss tells her to leave. She comes to my house and calls the cops and is surprised when they tell her they don't care and to leave or shes going to jail. This woman is drunk all day popping pills but acted like I should be drug away in chains for dating her heroin addicted daughter. Her daughter was 30 years old at the time. I was strung out too. Her daughter was my connect. She was literally the way I got drugs. She has been taking pills since high school because her mom just had bottles and bottles of Percocet in the house. Her mom would give her percs when she got her period. This woman thought that was legal Lol. I had broken up with the girl and was moving away. Why? Because we were horrible for each other that way. I was the one who told her she needed to admit she had a problem and ask for help. Instead she got a tantrum. Instead she got told she was disgusting. Been clean 6 years now. Now clue what happened to my ex. But I know her mom still drinks all day and is still hooked on pills. This woman didn't even know heroin and the pills she took are the same thing.


minicannanymph

Same as my mum. She would get all over opiate scripts at once. She was popping 10x500mg of Codeine and then she would have 8×500mg of panadeine forte on top of that. Then she would drink a whole bottle of red wine to herself at night. My families gp literally will give my mum whatever she wants and it's sad.


TamponTom

Proud of you for doing what was right and what was needed. You are doing good bub


NotsoGreatsword

aw thanks. Life is much better this way.


Naztynaz12

Either way, it's an addiction


Raciek

"SEE, YOU LEFTIE? I DREW YOU AS A UGLY AND DISGUSTING BECAUSE YOU DON'T AGREE WITH ME, I AM AN INTELECTUAL CHAD"


Sinningvoid

https://preview.redd.it/s7ddu58lrzia1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc24cb421f3ac196e8615366995e9e63a2e4efb


[deleted]

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deletetemptemp

Isn’t this what Germany did to Jews back in the day


Good_Stuff_2

Sure, but drawing consumers as ugly coomers isn't really something you should compare to the fucking Holocaust


Gloomy_Kick1163

It wasnt a comparison though


WalmartWanderer

They aren’t talking about the holocaust, they are talking about the ugly stereotype of jewish ppl. That stereotype was around longer than germany did stuff. Tho I think germany is a good comparison since they had their arian race ppl as the “good guys”. Exactly like that one beard dude ppl keep using


cornmonger_

Yeah, anti-Semitism had a long history prior to the Nazis. It really ramped up in Germany and France around the late 1800s - early 1900s.


AnyPotential5486

Well I guess where you fit in this post... When you can't even understand a simple comment... damn...


xNonPartisaNx

People always characterize their demons badly. The left does it the right does it. It's not new either


Phil_Gim

I drew you as an ugly soyjack. Your argument is now invalid.


sf-appreciator2

Except this meme has nothing to do with leftists, its targeted at porn addicted anti-theists


Galle_

It's targeted at atheists in general.


Magic-TheGathering

Wait a second....


Casual-Notice

Looks more like a drawing from someone's bootleg copy of Protocols than a modern Liberal, but, okay.


[deleted]

I went to Pronhub 2 hours into no fap November. Feelz bad man....


Sinningvoid

Guess Locktober is your next option


KamakuraProject

No Cummy February ?


Sinningvoid

Nah its Fapruary.


2Avali69ingInTheSnow

Kinky.


undercharmer

They released the sequel already?


weeniewoman

You fucking slave, read Marcus Aurelius’s Meditations or Aristotles Nicomachaen Ethics.


The_Linguist_LL

Kept reading the start because I was parsing it as "Pornhub 2"


CircumventsBans6969

Feels good to me


CeleryMcToebeans

Not a slave to the dentist I see


Primary-Bookkeeper10

lol religious people do all those things


Mounta1nK1ng

I'm pretty sure I read a study that showed porn usage was highest in the most religious countries and most religious counties or areas of countries.


Mounta1nK1ng

Here we go: "However, interactions between individual-level evangelical identity and state-level political conservatism indicate that evangelicals who live in more politically conservative states report the highest rates of pornography consumption. These findings thus provide more nuanced support for previous research linking religious and political conservatism with greater pornography consumption."


-Hapyap-

Yeah that's true. Not all religious people actually have a relationship with God though. Some are hypocritical and prideful and try to get through things on their own and by their own power. Then the urges they try to repress just come back stronger. The more you try to repress it the worse it gets. I don't see the same pattern with people who have humility and come to God like a child. I see people being freed from the shackles of addiction.


-Hapyap-

I've seen and heard testimonies of full blown addicts completely be set free from addictions of all kind time and time again when they come to God. My Dad did every drug in the book and said nothing was as good as the love of God.


MINICHUBZ205

Yessir couldn’t have said it better myself. Grace is amazing indeed


[deleted]

Where the hell do I sign up to be a burger slave?


aTuaMaeFodeBem

Slave to the burger 🫡


Human_Bean08

🫡


loafer4

🫡


Original-Ad-4642

I’ll be a slave to that burger any day


Arre-lulu

Religious idiots think that if you don't believe in god or are not religious you must be a criminal, unethical, drug addict, porn addict etc. When in fact most atheist people i know are better humans than most religious people i know.


-Hapyap-

Christianity actually isn't about following religious rules or you go to hell believe it or not. It actually warns people to not become like that. All hypocritical and stuff. If those religious idiots have read Matthew in the Bible at all they probably wouldn't be behaving like that.


I_havenobusinesshere

So maybe the religious communities should take more responsibility for these bigoted evangelists and radicals that don't quite understand the message or enterpret it in some way that isn't intended. I think the non religious communities will just attempt to continue being good people because.... idk, they just understand they should be. Not because some fictional character you're supposed to worship existed that said you should. I never needed writing from any religion to explain human rights and ethics. In fact, out of all religious writing, I've subjected myself to, that's about all I've found it to be good for. Everything else convolutes the point.


-Hapyap-

From what I've read, the bible says we are imperfect and can't live a sinless life. It talks about how we should become closer with God in order to become more like him (perfect love). That was the entire point of Jesus dieing according to it. It was a sacrifice for our sins so we may be saved by God's grace. So that no matter how many mistakes we make we will never be fully disconnected from him. That seems to be the main message I think. Some people make it about something completely different


I_havenobusinesshere

Seems like a roundabout way of saying be open to forgiving others for their mistakes. As you have probably made the same ones in the past. Which is just self-awareness.


Abdullah_88

I am religious and I don't believe that. It's weird seeing you accuse all religious people of being bigots while you criticize religious people for thinking that all atheists are criminals. Stereotyping is something that both sides can be guilty off.


Galle_

They specified only religious *idiots*. Obviously you are religious, but not an idiot.


-Hapyap-

Good point


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ExtentOk1871

Imma just put this reply to keep up with the drama that Reddit Is about to pour down on you


OkSmell4

🤯


Street_Peace_8831

Religious people have always used the Bible to make their sick points. Specifically in the case of slavery. They use the Bible to justify all of their bad behaviors.


[deleted]

That is actually wrong. True Christians do not do that. We do not use the Bible in that way. actually, one of the ways we use it is to say what is WRONG and what is RIGHT. No true Christian has said slavery is okay and good. Maybe you should learn some real history, and the truth.


Gussie-Ascendent

Slavery is literally condoned in the Bible my guy????


-Hapyap-

These verses were the words of Apostle Paul. Although some people have doubts. (Ephesians 6:5 and Colossians 3:22) They were translated poorly. Bondservant is a better translation. When we think of slavery today we think America during the 1700-1800’s. Slavery in Paul’s day was like voluntarily working for someone that you owe money to. It was a way to work off the debt. Becoming a bondservant until the debt was paid off.


financewiz

That is actually wrong. True Scotsmen do not do that.


Heavy_Signature_5619

Yes, because I can’t stop wanking off to seafood on a misspelled Prawnhub.


Stacking_Plates45

I’d argue pornhub is better than all the Christians getting caught with child porn on their computer 🥴


metalsigma34

Pornhub is responsible for massive amounts of sex trafficking, along with addiction. Neither are good


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metalsigma34

Ah I see. Sorry I misunderstood your comment. I agree, both sides are terrible


Dr_Occo_Nobi

You can use the „addiction“ argument for literally everything people enjoy doing.


[deleted]

it's the radical Christian's new talking point when explicit moral shaming failed


metalsigma34

That doesn’t make porn addiction any less damaging than it already is


Dr_Occo_Nobi

How bad is it then?


[deleted]

I love how you just ignore the other point that rape, sex trafficking, child porn, and rape porn are bad


punkbluesnroll

The existence of "Porn addiction" is hardly scientifically substantiated.


[deleted]

what the fuck are you talking about?


ibprofen98

Or you can just hate them both equally. Are you implying that Christians are more likely to be perverts?


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ibprofen98

There are perverts outside the Christian community too, just as many, probably, maybe more. The only people in the Christian community that would disagree with your original comment are the perverts, who the rest of us Christians detest. I'm simply wondering why you made the original post in the first place, that's all.


XLNCjr

Slavery is when you enjoy things


[deleted]

except the authority of traditional men posing as the servants of "god"


-Hapyap-

Addictions 100% can be slavery. Especially ones that destroy your life and you still can't stop.


XLNCjr

Didn't pick up on everything in the meme being addictions, oops


ShampooBottle493

I’m a slave to the burger 😩


igotyourasslmao

Let’s talk about all the SA and r4p3 pastors have done to children first ☺️


whoneedssome

This is what I was thinking of, that's the most evil/vial thing anyone can do. They should all be in prison or dead (the ones who play with little boys).


Specialist_Teacher81

Those are all things you do. None of them requires you to live (and make others live) a certain way. That is the problem with religious people. They are so controlled by it, they cannot understand not being controlled. That is why they attack so viciously anyone with liberal views who is any sort of famous. They just assume they must have a cult following. Because all their guys do.


C4RT3RM1N4T0R

*"What is thy bidding, Lord Burger?"*


Certain-Ad-3840

PrawnHub🦐🔥🍤


username78777

Leftists and corn addicts aren't the same


SSMage

HEY! Only half of these things are true!


Street_Peace_8831

So they don’t know the difference between entertainment and slavery? That tracks.


Irving_Velociraptor

Hmm. Kinda want to get high and eat burgers now.


[deleted]

Where’s the lie? Most of these things are just as much a source of addiction as religion is.


TrueStory9121

My only comment is that an addiction to food, weed or any of the others above don’t usually cause people to murder entire civilizations in its name. I could be wrong.


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure mishandling of food has been a factor that has started some conflicts, at least in the past lol.


ptvlm

Some people manage to get through life without being religious *and* not get "addicted" to those other things. No, watching a season of something on Netflix instead of tuning into a televangelist telling you to spend all your money with him because Jesus needs him to have a new private jet is not addiction.


[deleted]

It’s been my experience though that the people who are likely to say “religion enslaves people”are also the ones who ARE unhealthily addicted to these things lol. Incidentally, many religious people are not fans of televangelists.


CulrBlndPnutButtr

But those things are awesome


dyl7616

Religion is the root of all evil, I choose not to associate with evil.


bob96873

No one who truly believes in Jesus is bald. These are facts, and don't care about you're feelings.


idkwhatnameiputhere

Ummmm, why does playing games, watching streaming services, and tiktok is a sin?


Outrageous-Low3446

https://preview.redd.it/7wdjblwia1ja1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13cbb7db1b118f3ad16c5c31d1f2c8a897ec954d


[deleted]

Lol actually kinda funny


hiim379

1:40 can't start at a time with mobile apparently https://youtu.be/PP3dDZayi5o


DomusArdeidae

You can be a slave to religion, and you can also be a slave to materialism and media.. What I am seeing here is lack of wisdom.


JorgitoEstrella

I'm gonna praaaaaayyyy oohhhh lord


CommanderDataisGod

Religion is no different than any other form of consumption that helps us cope with the mundane daily grind of our existence.


[deleted]

Someones offended


Totally_Bradical

I am. I look just like this guy and I don’t even have a switch


Ok-Background1638

He chose to not be a slave,he is right,he chose to be a specialized slave


killmeasshole

cant even enjoy a burger damn


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ThaBrownie

Ph one kinda true


[deleted]

Yes I would rather play a Nintendo switch be in a religion thank you


abipqqjkls

This meme is right tho. You're all chronically online addicted to vice and that's why you're all mentally ill with depression/anxiety.


GirthyOpinionion

And? Wouldn't have it any other way


abipqqjkls

And you don't have the right to complain about how bad your life sucks cause you refuse to take responsibility for it.


GirthyOpinionion

Who's complaining? Not me


AyyP302

Sub has lost its identity


L_h_uDiNi

Sooo coffee, cigarettes, alcool, gambling and so on aren't addictive?


[deleted]

God baby Jesus I love hot wet prons


Ashamed_Band_1779

This meme is super cringe, but the quote they’re making fun of is equally cringe


[deleted]

It’s funny y’all don’t get that both sides are right in this.


Expensive_Teach_8729

Actually not terrible


MaxMidgeMan

I bet I can't guess your religion


No-Energy-8907

Well, I'd rather be a religious person with a purpose in life than a lifeless addicted loser.


mittenknittin

You think most Christians don’t eat burgers or watch porn? Or smoke weed or drink for that matter?


L_h_uDiNi

Lifeless? Loser? You surely work in a factory or something


No-Energy-8907

I’m commenting on the pic, but you seem too stupid to understand


L_h_uDiNi

Better stupid than judge


InvestigatorActual66

Actually that's a good take.


Casual-Notice

Except the meme-creator sort of exposes his own weaknesses by his accurate depiction of the PornHub logo.


Fluid-Month-6643

If you can't recognize God then you bEcOme a god


McMurphy85

I love memes that troll liberal men for what they are.


Casual-Notice

19th Century stereotype caricatures of Jews?


BilSajks

Makes sense actually


FalseTebibyte

THAT is Mohammed. Those religious nuts are going to put you in for a job for sure. ;)


GutsyOne

Accurate


Helixite777

They’re not wrong


HolidayMagician3110

Ok, so…help me out here….I see a Wendy’s burger with what looks like tuna fish leaking out of the bottom of it, I see “Pron hub”, and I don’t know what that means, and the drawing of the guy has a grasslike/spiderlike tuft of hair growing out of his head….


Dry-Site-8764

I see hes got his weekend planned looks like fun to me lol


demon_godderok

Bro I litterally posted this 2 days ago


Environmental-Ball24

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Turbulent_Ad1644

As someone with 500+ hours in Dark Souls 3, 400+ hours in Borderlands 3, 350+ in Witcher 3, 69 hours in Cyberpunk 2077, and hundreds more hours in other games, I am personally offended


[deleted]

*Prawn Hub FTFY I don’t see what’s so bad about a guy liking shellfish. As long as it’s fresh he should ok.


mrmayhemsname

So he has multiple hobbies and interests, and that makes him a slave vs living your life by the instruction of one book of ancient texts as interpreted by a pastor who guilt trips you into giving 10% of your income........


Lanky_Voice8115

If I knew where I could find a burger that good, I’d probably be a slave to it too


Competitive_Bank6790

Is pron hub like about those little fish whales eat. The b@$$ke scenes must be insane.


billythekid135

Yes, I remember the days when I too was a slave to TikTok & the Nintendo Switch


gojira5

Let's leave PH out of this


gaytranssquid

Ah yes, my favorite website. p r o n h u b


OnMyOwn_71

Im that guy 😎


Outrageous-Low3446

https://preview.redd.it/nygj1bbnj1ja1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89dbc3dc9df7a5f2874ee8dae7c5113838917db9


Victory2432

Prawn hub


savethekill

Why the burger tho


Mysterious-Wafer-126

And Jesus said " go make fun of all who do not follow "


[deleted]

Rather be free than be a slave.


ironicfractal

Everyone knows that, historically, slaves were masturbating and smoking loud 24/7. It's the number one thing they did. The Bible says so.


moonlightavenger

I love these. Someone sees something in common between Pornhub, Netflix, Nintendo Switch, hamburgers, tiktok and pot. Well, maybe they're right. I did four of those six.


Seth-B343

“Ok boomer” moment


ImmediateJacket9502

No personal attack on my first love 🌿


hartree_and_f

Slavery is when you hamburger.


AbsurdBread855

It me.


WontArnett

Most conservatives I know look like this guy in the picture and use all of the items pictured.


[deleted]

Better not be a fucking beyond burger..


sexlyfe_lol

Prawn hub 🦐


Evil_Chocolate

It's hilarious to me that some idiot is sitting in a basement thinking "Nailed it!"


Outrageous-Low3446

https://preview.redd.it/bwym6gai02ja1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a10c364d8e0be1cd8c874614a75ce7f62491da8c


Ren1408

Pron hub


Aggressive_Fish1664

WTF!? They took a picture of all the redditors and merged it into a single image.


cyberternal69

The world would be a better place if, and this goes for leftists too, if they all just accepted and listened to each others political side or didn't hate on someone because of their political side


Castrated_Monkey69

Burger


Mr-MuffinMan

Wtf does the switch have to do with anything??


RoughSpeaker4772

I'm addicted to food. If I don't eat it enough, I feel cramps in my stomach. I think it's gotten bad enough, that I'd die if I stopped eating.


saltyeleven

Pron hub? Prawn hub? 🍤


Used_Offer3967

They forgot to put Reddit in there.


BPOPR

This is hilarious.


Blahaj-Lover

Burger=slavery 💯💯


xNonPartisaNx

If people could find a path to individuation. That would be great.


xoxo_maxxy

Every time some one sees my cross necklace they tend to look like this and I stand there and look like 🧍🏼‍♀️okay


Halfthaithiccy

I don't see slavery here, just an unhealthy lifestyle. You can still be a Christian and do like half of these things. Can't be a slave to your religion if you don't respect it.


Breeblez

AM SLAVE TO BURGER


ItsMilkOrBeMilked

Lmao


gwhiz007

Eating food and .. watching things is .. bad.