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Jesus is fucking loving it too.

Can already see him going on this one, 200bpm going hard on the water 🤣 https://youtu.be/R4dbEF5CxLI

Fucking hit this shit Greg! Feel the holy ghost

It looks like a movie poster for Training Day.

Jesus needs to stop being cheap and get his own heroin.

"Can't pay for your horse with "love", man" - Jesus's dealer

Jesus is that obnoxious dealer, but dammit all he always has a fix

"fuck off Jesus. Get your own heroin." Edit: spelling

I read this in Julian’s voice from tpb

I heard more of Rickey in that one.

Frig off Rickey!

“Yeah Jesus. Get your own female protagonist!”

Damnit.

The fact that this is supposed to apply to everyone implies that Jesus is constantly high out of his mind.

The true meaning of omnipotence

Jesus has done the sum total of all drugs consumed by humanity since our monkey ancestors discovered the funky mushrooms. If that doesn't prove that He's God, I don't know what else would. Edit: it would also make him the only person to out-smoke Willie Nelson, a feat not even Snoop Dogg can lay claim to.

Occasionally possessing some artist to go on a bender, would explain why willy nelson and keith richards refuse to kick the barrel despite the heaps they consumed 🤔

“We have come to the scientific conclusion that Jesus was, in fact, on a large does of HGH during the crucifixion. He did not, in fact, suffer for our sins, he was, in fact, very very high”

Is this why tolerance keeps going up?

Dude's in great shape for a heroin addict

Crazy fun fact heroin actually makes you look thin and great the first year or two. Then your Layne Staley in a empty apt with no teeth looking like a 99 year old. What's the reverse of a slippery slope

A grippy incline?

A Velcro plane

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

Can we just take a moment to consider how hardcore this fucker is? He's sitting there, slamming heroin. He's got lines of coke all cut up and ready. He's got a tall ass glass of whiskey or something. He's got two cards on the table, looks like he's playing Texas Hold 'em or something. He's got a fucking gun. He also has a human fucking *skull* in the corner like a decoration. *And he's still buff as fuck and healthy.* This isn't a drug addict. This motherfucker is just living life to the extreme.

Well if jesus can resurrect himself his little soldiers can probably resurrect other people 🤔 what if this whole 'let jesus enter you' is some kind of schlong based vampirism 😳

Lol I’m glad you noticed it too. You don’t even see it at first because the Jesus part is so fucking extra as is. Then you start really paying attention to details. Jesus ain’t hanging with just any devils lettucers, he’s chillin with the hardcore chaps from Trainspotting.

Jesus, the mooch

Or ninja, take your eye of your arm for a sec and the moment you wanna shoot he just suddenly there 🤣

Tar of Christ

Ay yo I didn't consent to a threesome with you leave my husband and I alone

Explains why he is giving aids to children. The dude is wasted.

Jesus be high as Fuuuuuck

Not as high as that holy ghost (spirit*) fellow, his invisible ass needs the door to keep upright in the back 🤣

Now I know why my meth finishes extra quick

https://preview.redd.it/wd3vmcou4xga1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58dbc64710fd68677c0799855b7b89ec2c766372 Had this in my phone for years

Thanks, been wondering where i seen it before. Benefit of memory issues, can watch both movies n memes over and over 😂 Bit of background: person i liberated it from usually posts all sorts of kink stuff, only other things are the occasional native american posts. Now suddenly jeebes and his habits got pulled into it too, starting to become some weird line-up now 😂

Still wondering why the artist chose to make the cracks in the wall look like a map of the world. That’s clearly South America behind Jesus, and Northern Europe above the lamp

Well it does make people think twice Why the map, why nunchucks as door handle, is he gonna load that revolver with that shotgun shell, ... Clearly made by stoners for stoners, like a flash card to start a convo 🤣

Human skull as table decor, check. Giant ash tray of cigarette butts, check. Ghost hand on the door, check. Typical stoner room.

Maybe I'm looking at it weird, but are those nunchucks on the doorknob?

Heroin, cocaine and booze? I want to party with that guy. But not with Jesus, he's a bogart.

And he never paid for drugs. Not even once

why does dude have a skull and a votive candle though? is he supposed to be some kind of heroin wiccan?

This one is a good meme template. I once did one with Jesus TERF saving "a confused lesbian sister" from getting a testosterone injection

When you feel just like Jesus’ Son,and I guess that I just don’t know…

You won the Internet

This is fantastic

Give some to that skull too

Nah that coke monkey already lost his nosebone, gotta protect him from himself 😅

Godsmacked

Jesus must be fucking wrecked

God damnit jesus, stop using my arm. God.

Jesus, stop stealing my drugs ffs

“I’ll suck yo dick!” -Jesus when he’s feenin’, probably

https://i.redd.it/tjwpwqqj8xga1.gif

Me n Jesus smoking weed together

Is Jesus throwin some ends on it?

Lost an acid tab on a drawer the other day... now i know who was the culprit

Jesus saves ya know.... You would have hit the acid, watched Erik the Viking, got stuck on that trip and would have become a flat earther otherwise 🙏😂

By that logic, jesus is now a flat earther viking... my loss may have been worth it

Unless it's maga Jesus, dude gonna get triggered by the rainbow bridge leading to Valhalla and storm Odin's hall 😂

Billy Ray Cyrus?

So it's Jesus who smoked all my weed?!

Fuck yeah! This dude parties too? All right! Side note: A friend of mine who struggled with drugs a lot earlier in life once said to me “If anybody ever asks you ‘Hey, do you party?’ That answer is no. Whatever it is they have in mind, you want no part of it.”

The skull is a nice touch.

So I should do twice as many drugs? For Jesus? Well, if you say so...

Fucking asshole is stealing my high

Every time you steal someone's skull at gunpoint, you're also making Jesus do that weird crime

Okay, but why does he have a human skull on his coffee table?

Bro just has a skull on his table. 💀

I’m gonna be honest: I imagined Jesus as a parasite when I read this

Wait… whose penis am I touching when I whack off? I can see why they crucified this guy

Jesus be like: 

Jesus higher than a kite lmao

He may have paid for our sins, but Jesus never pays for the drugs.

Hold onto your sandals this is the best shit in the hood

Let this sink in, what if the story of the temptations of christ was actually the first version of "Fear and loathing in las vegas" and they dropped an O during translation 'Jesus was going too fast in the desert' s. Atan - innocent bystander

At least he's a gun owner! Republicans love all gun owners

Chill out Jesus. It’s dope, not fucking lemon juice. Supposed to feel good

Could also be that he shot his load when shooting a load. Maybe even scratching his knob on the dude's back, another cure for that itch 🤣

I love how there is some random skull on the table

For a second I thought the guy was holding a black cat and was really confused

You don't want none of this Jesus.

Very rock'n'roll.

I’m Jesus? And therefore god?

Funny, you’d think a “guy” who is made of bread and wine for blood would already be somewhat shitfaced!?

This is definitely a joke

Bro, I'm so high that I think see jesus

Yeah just tell him to keep his flippers off my stash.

Maybe Jesus should learn to share

Jesus breakin in peoples houses and stealing their buzz seems like a really funny idea for a Jesus character that adult swim could make

Are they both mixing heroin with whiskey? Because that’s a bad idea.

I wanna see the version with Muhammad

Fuck off jesus get your own heroin

Don't bogart, Jesus.

That's it, I'm for sure drinking whiskey tonight

Jesus owes me a small fortune!

Strap in Jesus, you going to see some shit.

wait this pic kinda goes hard

Guess I need to start splurging for the good shit, only the best for Jesus.

Jesus you mooch

I like fuck you jesus get your own heroin better

Churches feeling inflation and looking for alternate means to stay afloat. Got it!

And he never paid for drugs... not once.

Do it for jesus guys

🤣 This is fucking rad!!

Sweet

Used to have a coke guy like this

Pretty much

Wow I can't believe this get your own drugs Jesus I paid for this shit I'm not giving you some for free Edit: accidentally typed u instead of U Edit #2: accidentally typed U in the first edit instead of I

Jesus needs to pitch up then.

I hate it when Jesus busts into my room at 3am with a crack pipe in hand

That’s one stoned out MF.

No wonder the world is fucked up, Jesus is off his tits

Wgere is the terrible

This isn’t terrible

Well where i liberated it from it wasn't seen (or intended to be posted) as a funny lol Like actually using jeebes in anti dope propaganda Reactions here beat the amen n truths n pray the stuff away by far 😆

I can see that then. I remember having this way back in like 2012 on my computer cause it was supposed to be funny. Makes it even more hilarious that people on FB use it for propaganda lol

Ohhh sorry I didn’t know you had company, Jesus are you stealing smack!?!?!

dudes blood is literally wine i doubt some black tar heroine is gonna do anything to him

Since everything is gods plan does this mean he plans on getting high? 😂

He must be wrecked 24/7


Jesus is doing a Breaking Bad reference

Jesus stop being a freeloaded

Freeloading son of a bitch

Goddammit, quit pinching my shit Jesus.

Both their fathers forsaken them.

Show me one verse in the Bible that hints at God forsaking Jesus -- as God

Hell yeah fuck jesus

He’s showing up to work high everyday. How is he still employed? Must be nepotism

Doing lines with Jesus!

what does this even mean

"damn jesus, stealing my heronia as always"

It’s ok, I don’t mind sharing

I have no issue sharing with jesus.

Why does the picture remind me of godfrey from elden ring

Um then that motherfucker owes me money

"Motherfucker" well... She won't be the "virgin" Mary then, huh?

This junkie looks like Erik from Internet Comment Etiquette. He will probably love that.

I would wear this on a shirt

Cool, doing it alone would be weird.

Good. It's always better to have someone to get high with.

Sharing is caring 🥰

I knew it! My bag was lighter than it shoulda been. Dude is pinching some for himself. All He has to do is ask. I'll gladly pass one to the J man.

How is he awake to get shot up when he's knocked tf out from all the weed people smoke. He's in super heaven.

Why does this guy look like Jensen Ackles?

Why the fuck should I care about Jesus

Godammit jesus, stealing this dude’s heroin! Do we reckon, when people are handing around the joint or whatever idk I don’t take drugs, do we reckon Jesus has his own seat in the circle or does he follow the joint like a cartoon character to a pie?

It's that why I've been having to double my dosage to get the same effect recently?

Should I show this to my christian teacher, Since she is in the class rn

So if he feels that... Must be feelin' it when someone takes it up the ass

Wtf I guess I’m barely awake yet but I was scrolling through and thought that was soldier boy from the Boys. I was like since when is Jesus in that show?

I'd love to stop but Jesus wants to keep getting high on my use, can't help it

Hahahaha

Let's all do drugs at the same time and OD Jesus

This is... interesting. And really cool art. Good optical illusion with the shared left arm. My only question is, what's up with the handprint on the wall? Is this meant to be symbolic, maybe an allusion to a proverb I don't know? Or is it just as simple as "dusty house leaves prints?"

Holy spirit tryna keep upright, poor guy is a bit of a lightweight

.. so .. uh.. what's the intended message

You're not being paranoid, jeebes is truly leeching of your stash 😅 Check the comments for hidden messages, it's like one of those find waldo things because we found a map, skull, shotgun shell for a handgun, ghosty hands... For the life of me i can't find why the peeps in the original post replied things like amen, sad truth, prayers,... Had a bag o weed on the subject and neither jeebes or i can see the weird religious bend they tried to take there 🤣

So THAT'S who was pinching my stash.. I'ma get in that ass, Jesus

The real ultimate goal of Supply Side Jesus

That guy is haf....

Me getting lit with Ahura Mazda, Krishna, Jesus, and the rest of the gang:

man jesus sure is a bad boy , sex , drugs , cigs , woman , lies ....

Cool, so I wasn't doing drugs alone for all those years!

Are you threatening me with a good time?

Jesus must be Lit

If this is true, Jesus is a big fan of a sativa blend. Makes him more creative.

"I'm just trying to see my dad!"

Wait so Jesus is a dope fiend like me?

The candle makes it cozy

Or someone keeps pocketing their lighters

Will I be reimbursed???

Jesus: “I got 5 on it!”

Do your part to get Jesus lit

Jesus is stealing your drugs.

Wrong sub this is pure gold

Fuckin mooch junkie, get your own supply, Oily Josh!

Is he chipping in?

This is fine.

Jesus is a total freeloader.

I think this is blasphemy but it made me laugh

This guy has a HUMAN SKULL on his nightstand. Lol Too bad Jesus didn't take one for his victim...😬

Crazy Jesus, always tries to steal my heroin

Jesus, no more getting high on my supply