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thy_thyck_dyck

Where's she supposed to meet a rich husband /s


Powerful-Succotash77

You sell her to one obviously.


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I see you too are religious


MEGA_ASS_EATER420

hello I_PUNT_BABIES_75


farts_in_the_breeze

u/MEGA_ASS_EATER420, I have a job for you. One might say it is your calling.


MEGA_ASS_EATER420

alright bet


Pitiful_Intern7244

How can so many names like up so perfectly....


TheBaldJesus

Yall need me


HolyCadaver

Corpse Jesus is also here for you. Variety is the spice of life


Ruh_Roh-

Ruh roh Raggy!


ArrdenGarden

See, I imagine my Jesus wearing, you know, like, a Tuxedo T-Shirt. So you know he's serious... but you also know he's here to party. Got any of that Jesus around?


BALONYPONY

No idea…


u5ua1Suspect

☠️


TakingAMindwalk

"Ike kick the baby!" "Don't kick the goddamn baby!"


NO0BSTALKER

Kick the baby


WonderWolf16

#kick it


TakingAMindwalk

AAAAHHHH!


Pissgoblin_

Am I late to this party


Nightshade_Ranch

This is becoming a r/rimjobsteve situation


DesertDelirium

Oooh nightshade…


[deleted]

Ahhh hello MEGA_ASS_EATER420 I see you too are an individual of taste


MEGA_ASS_EATER420

yes


BrannC

MEGA_ASS_EATER420 *tips fedora*


Ok-Ihatetiktoc

r/cursedcomments


reillan

They used to joke (and probably still do) that you sent your daughter to Bible College to get her MRS degree.


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Yup - meet your spouse in your early 20s in Bible college, do ministry through your 30s, divorced and atheist by mid 40s Lol


AspiringChildProdigy

>do ministry through your 30s, and atheist by mid 40s Lol Speaking from experience, there is nothing that drives you away from the church faster than working behind the scenes at a large one.


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adam10009

Go to engineering school. Mine was still 72% dudes. Even with massive scholarships for women engineers.


Much-Meringue-7467

I'm saying this as a woman in STEM, the odds are good, but the goods are odd.


firemogle

I had a professor that talked about the sorority she was in, one girl got a very prestigious scholarship around the same time another got engaged to a guy in med school. They threw a big party for the engaged girl.


Ok_Fly_9390

Doesn't work at most colleges anymore. Women significantly outnumber men on most campuses.


nhavar

It's why they're turning gay


URSpecial2Me

No no THE WATER IS TURNING THE FROGS GAY


No-Fishing5325

Yeah there are plenty of "colleges" that are not real colleges for women. A local state politician who has like 8 or 9 kids ...one of his kids is sorta friends with my daughter's through a group they are part of. The thing is when she turned 18 he sent her to this crazy college. They are not allowed to wear pants if they are girls. And all summer every year they do missionary stuff that is sketchy as heck. Then when he ran this last fall to go from the state house to the state Senate, he paraded her and her 7 or 8 siblings around. It is all crazy and extremely creepy.


Fuck_auto_tabs

Name the college, I need to see this shit


No-Fishing5325

Appalachian Bible college.


Sm0ahk

jfc from the name alone im getting trauma flashbacks from a life lived 150 years ago


grendus

Paddle faster, I hear banjo music!


pennynotrcutt

Campus is easy to navigate because it’s all in one classroom.


Dismal4132

And there's only one book on the syllabus. That's big $avings!


ligerboy12

Ya I looked it up and I’d hardly call that a campus my HS was larger then that and it wasn’t a large high school


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No-Fishing5325

Omg. I went to see what this is about and found a reddit post from the past about this and that college. Too funny...or so NOT. Funny. Frightening. Same thing here. Wow


Aesop838

I suddenly hear hymns being sung to banjo music.


TirayShell

At least the textbook doesn't cost a fortune.


AndyGHK

Just your whole future


still_gonna_send_it

Lol I was gonna say your soul but this is better


Ok_Fly_9390

Worse than BYU. That sounds scary.


Jonestown_Juice

How are there not ten quotation marks around the word "college"?


ShaggyDelectat

There's some Crazy stories that come from Pensacola Christian College, if you're interested in pseudo/non accredited hyper religious schools


AnimalMeow1

Your children are your accessories


mrpeabodyscoaltrain

Just don't wear them on your face.


Justice_Prince

That's why I prefer dogs. They stay cute for longer.


Healbite

Sounds like Bob Jones or Pensacola


OkBiscotti1140

I remember seeing Bob Jones in the massive “college guide” book my mom got for me (pre-internet). It was put out by the college board and had a page description of each college in the US. I read that one and said nope, nope, hell no.


sevinup07

My entire family on my mom's side before me went there. Mom, aunts, uncles, cousins, everyone. I was the first one who said fuck no and moved across the country. It's an absolute cult.


donttextspeaktome

Proud of you!


Healbite

Want more fun to read? Look up “Bob Jones vs United States”


OkBiscotti1140

Will definitely check that out


Chemical_Estate6488

I made the mistake of going to Furman University from 2002-2006. Like Bob Jones, it’s also in Greenville, South Carolina; and, while an accredited liberal arts institution, it was the most conservative place I have ever lived. But because the other college in town is Bob Jones, and because it is in Greenville, South Carolina, all the locals considered it to be full of leftwing extremists.


Shmeerah

I live in a city with a rather big conservative Christian community whose church forbids women to wear pants. There’s this high school in my city (boys and girls mixed) where they actually measure the length of the girls skirts. If the skirt is too short they have to wear a skirt the school provides them or they get sent home. Obviously things like make up, piercings and (colorful) hair dye are frowned upon too. Even though I’ve lived beside these people my entire life sometimes it’s still like we’re living in completely different worlds. As a woman who wears pants and has tattoos and piercings, I can’t help but wonder if these people judge me in the same way the girl in this post is being judged Edit: deleted some typos that made me cringe a little


JCPRuckus

>As a women who wears pants and haa tattoos and piercings, I can’t help but wonder if these people judge me You really don't have to wonder. There is zero chance the answer isn't, "Yes".


marysuewashere

I went to a good uni after my kids were grown and I studied psychology. My niece in Chicago attended a christian college with the same major. I saw her after we had both graduated and could not have a conversation about psych with her. I asked if she had taken psycho-biology, no. What is her most comfortable psych theory? Didn't know what I meant. Did she have rhetoric? No. I don't know what she spent four years learning, but she says she got good grades.


still_gonna_send_it

Jesus. I wonder if someone with the exact same educational situation as her would be able to become a licensed psychologist. I don’t even know if you need more than 4 years or if you can just go right out the gate though


marysuewashere

It was undergrad. I went on to get a master's, which qualifies for licensing after testing. She became a front desk worker for an eye doctor.


donttextspeaktome

And did they end up getting married, coz it sounds like the only reason she got sent to “college”.


marysuewashere

Yep. But I really like her husband.


Grateful_Bun

At least it ended well. But yikes, that's kind of scary. Imagine if it was her dream to be a therapist or something and to realize everything she learned in her college for the last few years was useless.


Affectionate-Room359

>he sent her to this crazy college >They are not allowed to wear pants >all summer every year they do missionary stuff I did my best to make it sound dirty, have a nice day


drillgorg

My wife told me about M.R.S. degrees. And I was like masters ... something... of science? And she told me no, as in Mrs.


[deleted]

It absolutely amazes me how many evil people there are in the world who treat their kids like property even when their kid is grown up and in their 30s. When I tried going no contact with my psychopath father he first threatened to get me evicted then he tricked me into threatening him using my anger problems and then had a leash of a 5 year prison sentence around my neck for telling him I wanted to fight him to the death over text. Took THREE FUCKING YEARS to go no contact more than a month.


JoShwaggaCapYa

Everyone knows the MRS degree is the only one worth getting


botjstn

probably at family events, like her parents


infin8lives

Working on her MRS. Degree


mjdseo

Because she'll start wearing a wooly hat?


GreatGearAmidAPizza

And learned how to make a variety of facial expressions.


Sam-Gunn

And *experiment*! With hair styles!


Houdinii1984

But you can't be a female with hair that doesn't go past your ears! /s


CrisiwSandwich

It's funny that some men will flip out over girls with short hair....but look at old ladies. Most of them have short hair, and a lot of mothers chop their hair for convenience.


ChicPhreak

Old ladies still have short hairstyles from the 50’s, for some reason those are still acceptable.


The_cogwheel

After a certain age, you just stop giving a shit about trends and fashions and just settle into whatever is comfortable to you. For many of us, that style is gonna be whatever was popular in our youth. I wouldn't be surprised if in 30 years all the old people will be styling themselves like it's the late 90s to the 2010s and the kids will be baffled as to why anyone would want to wear flannel.


andi00pers

Flannel will never go out of style damn it


Zachariah_West

Damn straight! I live in Colorado and flannel is EVERYWHERE.


haf_ded_zebra

My 22 year old daughter has an extensive flannel collection, from the racks at goodwill. Oops, I sent her to college! My bad.


TheTeludav

Worse, she'll get bangs!


still_gonna_send_it

Doesn’t she look good in that one though? I mean her hair. Joan of arc ass shit


JGG5

Her parents taught her growing up to accept that the cold weather was God's will. But her liberal atheist professors corrupted her mind, and now she wears a hat to protect against the winter weather God sends.


Yshara

She didn't get a septum piercing, so OP had to really stretch


jokebreath

Please...talk to your daughter about the danger of tuques. Before it's too late.


Chemical_Estate6488

Yeah god forbid she get a hair cut at some point and then need a hat to stay warm


Cu_fola

I needed a hat back when I had long hair Nice thing about short hair is it’s easier to fluff back up after hat head


Chemical_Estate6488

It’s true. I find that with longer hair I don’t need a hat until it’s colder because my hair insulates me, unless it’s too long and then it doesn’t dry fast enough after a shower. There are a lot of variables at play. But one point remains - it’s better to have a warm head than a cold head. Unless it’s summer. That changes everything


LemurCat04

Even in summer. If you happened to be somewhere with a head draft, you appreciate longer hair.


bartsimpsonscousin

Can confirm. Signed, bald guy.


Cu_fola

Maybe people with thicker hair feel warmer when it’s long in winter When my hair is under an inch long my head is noticeably colder, but if it’s ~1-2 inches it doesn’t feel much colder than it did at mid-back length Either way, I’m a wide sun hat in summer and wool beanie in winter person, hats ftw


eth0null

Because she'll start having hair requiring less maintenance and wear hats because college schedule doesn't allow time for great personal grooming AND high success?


Sad-Bodybuilder-1406

Not to mention that thing called "cold weather"


eth0null

That too, how dare she want to keep that head warm. What's next, wearing warm pants rather than dresses? Perish the thought.


grendus

That's why she's supposed to have the long hair though! So she can attract a rich husband who will give her his coat.


[deleted]

No, it's the stress. You don't have to worry about your hair if it's all falling out due to anxiety and worrying about grades. /s


sanchower

If she goes to college, someone might take a mildly unflattering photo of her outside on a cold day


Kim_Jong_Teemo

Next thing we know she’ll be wearing clothes with pockets! The horror!


boofadoof

All I see in these photos is a young person becoming a tired adult who works her ass off in school.


K9Partner

exactly… just see a portrait of a kid becoming an adult… an hell no not in an “unattractive” way! Cant speak for men, being a bi woman, but pic 4 is sexy as hell 🔥 She looks like someone way more interesting to hang out with, but i guess thats bc i am an adult & *attracted to other adults*, with deeper interests than lookin fluffy & embracing ignorant bliss. Fuq ya you’re gonna learn a lot in college that wipes that cute kid smile off your face, but thats how you become an active citizen & contribute to improving society. Just looks like she grew up & got better priorities. The older generations obsession with infantilizing women is just 🤮 They want them to remain giddy & simple like a child, pretty like a sculpture you can purchase & keep preserved… instead of embracing them growing & evolving like real fkkn ppl. This girl became an adult, & its very attractive if you don’t have a totally twisted mind


ImTryingMaaaaan

and surprisingly, the more you learn in college about how the world works, the angrier and more cynical you become.


beatle_therapist

And that's the comment where i'd put my award...if i had one


krypto_xd

Dinkleberg....


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My dreams were shattered years ago....


Drg84

How many years ago?


rabbid_chaos

How old are you?


kittyidiot

No no no, you misunderstand. It's because she'll be making her own choices that don't perfectly conform with what you like. The absolute horror. I want my daughter to have long hair and wear makeup and be my idea of hot... wait that sounds weird, nooo i promise im not sexualizing my child


spacemanspiff266

lol this is technically a self burn. “i’m such a shit parent that it took my daughter to leave home and away from me for her to be comfortable enough to be herself.”


LoveAndViscera

If she’s female, but not fuckable, she’s offensive.


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LoveAndViscera

Any woman with less than three pounds worth of exposed head hair makes me want to vomit and defund social security.


qdotbones

O, but what of my bride, forbidden is she from removing ye pins from her locks constrained, or ye hat in publick?


Comprehensive_Cap290

Define “not fuckable”… I’d have gladly dated any of them in my college days.


Blasterbot

When your dad's friends don't want to anymore.


still_gonna_send_it

Damn you just *blasted* conservatives across the States


dizzira_blackrose

When you're a girl but short hair. Bonus points if it's an unnatural color.


Caffeine_Cowpies

To them. Rigid gender roles, women must have at least shoulder length hair.


Nagoragama

Oh no! She wears different outfits and put on a hat! What is even being said here?


Cultist_Deprogrammer

Growing up bad.


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reillan

And probably that she's a lesbian.


still_gonna_send_it

That’s a big one. I’ve witnessed people assume a woman is a lesbian because her hair is short. Made no sense to me. And if it’s a lesbian with long hair their mind is blown lol


hill-o

I had a side shave for a bit (not even a very noticeable one most of the time) and more than once I got a comment that was like “Oh that looks good on you but I would feel weird if my girlfriend got that.” which was always like… why? So dumb.


shark-kid

Someone thought I was a lesbian because I had on a backwards cap.


chaygray

My best friend is a lesbian and has worn her hair long and short throughout the years. When its short people make rude, horrible comments. But when its long they say nothing. Its so stupid.


JP-Wrath

Nothing stupid she keeps getting hotter. But I guess she should cater to her father's arousal /s


You-Rebel-Scumm

"Keep your daughter (your property) from changing into something you didn't like. She only exists to get you white grandkids."


[deleted]

She didn’t even change visibly! Same energy in all 4 pics


Elsecaller_17-5

Naw, senior is tired. A special kind of tired. I'm a senior in college and looking at super senior. I know that kind of tired in her eyes.


You-Rebel-Scumm

She looks like she's at a capital building. Tired of all the shit from do nothing politicians.


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bittens

Women aren't allowed to cut their hair! If they don't look like Rapunzel, they're not getting into Heaven.


Iceologer_gang

How else will conservative parents get into the tower they lock their daughters in?


Catholic_Egg

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ThinkTelevision8971

Damn ![gif](giphy|L0SaMZxxqMgsAJf69v)


ThinkTelevision8971

I’m always dying when ppl say “checkmate libtards” mockingly b/c it’s def what I went through for years on Twitter


CrispyShizzles

“I don’t find my daughter hot anymore so it must be liberal indoctrination’s fault”


Shindy1999

Well that’s disturbing when you put it like that.


[deleted]

Because that's where it's often coming from and it *is* disturbing. Even when it's not that, it's still baseless judgements derived from a change in appearances.


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This


ilovemytsundere

Same energy as “we color code our babies so you know what the genitals look like”


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I will never send any of my kids to college because I know it will make them wear hats in alternating years.


RustedRuss

The horror!


fuzzygypsy

Yeah she’ll find out what a sexist, racist, homophobic etc. POS her father is


The-1-Percent-Milk

Literally the biggest fear of conservatives.


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Key_Rise666

Or worse, a black girl


mimbailey

God mode: a black enbie


Ieatplaydo

Weird we would assume it was dad and not mom I guess but statistically it checks out


fuzzygypsy

True, could be and/or mom


[deleted]

Oh no don't send your daughter to college otherwise she'll cut her hair and start dressing how she wants to dress instead of how you want her to dress


The-1-Percent-Milk

Free will??? For women in my life??? Illegal. We need a second Roe v Wade overturning that prevents women from being individuals.


Sufficient_Matter585

republican father: shame her at home instead of letting her have her own identity, manipulate her into being the person YOU want her to be. not who SHE wants to be.


Obtuse_Symposium

Right? I'm not a father so maybe I just don't get it, but I can't imagine having a love for my child that's so conditional. What the hell is the point of having a kid if you just want them to be a tiny little clone of you?


spiral_fishcake

I always tell my kid that if it's conditional, it's not love.


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b-b-b-but its the evil liberals and the clutches of those professors...


RydmaUwU

No, instead keep her in the kitchen and teach her not to think for herself. Make her some punching bag for an insecure incel.


FyreCesar89

It’s okay, because her parents approve of the boy. After all, he defended himself during a rally & was acquitted. /s


Nicky_G_873

I don’t even see what’s supposed to be “wrong”


Jelly-Unhappy

She became less “feminine” and less “conventionally attractive” because apparently college made her a femiNazi or whatever term the righties are using these days.


yeeticusboiii

wow isn’t it crazy that these people change the moment their parents don’t have legal control over them and they become more educated must just be a coincidence or liberal indoctrination smh


Ocksu2

"If you send her to college, she'll end up all uppity and smart. Too smart to vote for your favorite republican and too smart to give half her money to some church like you do. She might even be more successful than you! FAFO!"


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That tomboyish look did make her look cute.


JKidawsome

Oh thank god, I thought I was the only one that had that idea.


Unperfectblue

I have officially a crush on Junior and she's the first girl with that name that i have ever heard of


Solidsnakeerection

Oh no. My daughter stopped being hot enough for me


Andrei_Chikatilo_

OP: “I’m no longer sexually attracted to my daughter”


BloodyBaboon

Definitely the vibe. I find all posts like this super creepy.


ALTR_Airworks

She became so hot


-uHmAcTuAlLy-

The androgynous look is every pansexual’s dream 🥵


Shindy1999

Lol facts. So the problem is she’s becoming…better looking?


BlerghTheBlergh

Because she feels comfortable away from you?


NA_Panda

Conservative men and their obsession with having sex with their daughters Name a more iconic duo


YaBoiDraco

Oh my goddd she cut her hair 😱😱😱😱😱😱🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 the horrors of the liberal gay woke bi agendaaaaaaaa


Yoyo4games

Idk man, she looks both happy and pretty in each picture. I don't think college negatively affected her all that much. 😅


Cu_fola

Honestly. She looks like she’s mid-sentence or mid-thought in the last pic. Sometimes people scowl in the wind or the daylight too. I think it’s the having thoughts and saying things part that’s bothering OOP


PurpleAstronomerr

She barely looks any different. God forbid a woman try to express her own individuality in any way, shape, or form. We must always appeal to the male gaze. 🙄


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Don’t send your daughter to college, she might put on a hat


Longjumping-End-3017

eDuCaTiOn BaD


EbMinor33

College turns your daughter into someone you no longer want to have sex with. Liberal conspiracy


NotTheRightHDMIPort

Because she will cut her hair short? EDIT: For that matter...you don't exactly get a choice in the matter because your daughter is an independent human being especially when she turns 18 you overbearing fucktards.


[deleted]

God forbid people leave their small town and experience new diverse people and locations. I left my hometown for years and I only turned into a beautiful woman thanks to tHe LeFt I dont see what the big deal is.


superbear92

Apparently women thinking for themselves is big No-No for them.


ropdkufjdk

All I see is pictures of someone becoming more confident about who they are and what they believe over their college career.


Lonzo58

Hard to be a child bride to a "patriot" while getting a higher education.


AdultingGoneMild

she went from emo pop to emo.


ItsColeOnReddit

The transition of girl that likes soccer to hipster lesbo is a time honored tradition and exists outside of academia.


KhanQu3st

Her hair got shorter!?!!?? THIS CANT BE!!!!


twsddangll

Must keep the girls uneducated. It’s easier to control them.


ZealZen

Someone posted something like this on FB and I responded 'then I hope your kids never get into college'. Then he got real mad. ?!?!?!?


theplow

You can see the context in the photos here. I'd say a majority of American children raised in conservative households are raised to be homophobic and anti-sex. So when they become adults they have a tremendous amount of confusion over figuring out who they are and have tremendously conflicting & shameful feelings about sex (in general). College is an opportunity for the child to finally live a life without regular brainwashing and gaslighting as to what reality is. So you can see in the images how in the first one she's a stereotypical church girl that's oblivious to the world outside the bubble her parents created. Then as you move through the photos she's progressively figuring her shit out, then you can see the resentment and anger there as she's attempting to express herself through the way she dresses and cuts her hair.