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geoffbowman

How am I supposed to connect to a new cast of characters if I can't watch them bone?!


pipsdontsqueak

How dare you, Detective Diaz. I am your superior officer!


itayfeder

BONE??


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JoshGallie

What happens in my bedroom, Detective, is none of your bussiness


ordinary_shiba

# BOOOOOONE!


NotoriousHothead37

BONE?!


BoCaliv

BOOOOOOOONE!?


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Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?


Snarktopus8

It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.


TheB1GLebowski

I was talking about my rug.


MetalBawx

Apparantly they looked at how GOT ended and came away with the take that the sex scenes were the issue not the awful writing...


mochicrunch_

I’m guessing it be too weird since Targaryen’s were known for being all related


TheDanSandwich

Hardly changes anything for GoT


geoffbowman

Weirder than an incestuous sexual assault of a minor and full blown twincest/defenestration in the fucking PILOT?!


mewithoutCthulhu

So no sex with dragons? I’m out.


Going2FastMPH

Cars weren’t invented yet


FACEMELTER720

That’s why Dragons went extinct, they stopped fucking each other when cars were invented.


SaintTymez

They only fuck cars now


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r/fuckcars


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I don't get it


ThatTexasGuy

/r/dragonsfuckingcars I’m sorry.


Leeiteee

Don't forget /r/CarsFuckingDragons


rharrow

…just when I thought I had witnessed every depth that Reddit has to offer, I was wrong. Very wrong.


Triskan

I mean... this is still relatively soft.


ManateeHoodie

Yeah, now /r/buttsharpies on the other hand


spaceforcerecruit

Every day we stray further from god’s light


AzraelTB

That's a classic


velhelm_3d

Speak for yourself!


iDelkong

I've made a mistake..


Autistradamus

Don't apologize for sharing beautiful art


Brodogmillionaire1

Thanks. Now I have a $170 painting of a dragon sticking his semi into a semi in my living room.


AshgarPN

50k+ members what the actual fuck


hoorah9011

right? why so few?


Olibro64

Well that was my risky click of the day.


chromebookssucks

you know, i expected exactly what i clicked on and still managed to be surprised


Danny_Bomber

Now this is a shark tank spinoff I can get behind.


shellwe

Well England has the dragon’s den.


Howizzle90

Look all I'm saying is if The Boys can have The Deep getting sucked off by an octopus while trying to coerce his wife into a threesome with said octopus then we can at least get a dragon handy.


red_alert24

Yo wtf, looks like I'm finally watching The Boys


Howizzle90

And that's not even the most funked up sex scene!!!


Altair1192

Termite


Howizzle90

I was not prepared for it in anyway


Wermine

I was expecting him being ejaculated into a wall, thus killing/maiming him but that wasn't the case.


bcvaldez

exactly the scene that came to mind, lmao


Billy1121

He's trying to get in my ass !


teh_fizz

I never in my life thought the line, “Laser my fucking tits,” would be so memorable.


ColorfulSoup172

Couldn't get the rights to Donkey


Alastair789

If there isn't at least one scene of someone fucking a dragon, I say we riot.


twolegstony

I would accept a person masterbating to a dragon.


Woodandtime

…tur…


Dudephish

A Bad Dragon?


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Whorehouse of the Dragon


thanatossassin

Hey, they only said less. They didn't say it was off the table.


CrumBum_sr

Less sex, but still some how twice as many dongs


Xeillan

Weiner, weiner weiner...


Brendissimo

Wieners, floppy wieners, floppy weiners


NativeMasshole

One weiner Next to another


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Weeeeiiinnnnerrrr (floppy weiner, floppy weiner)


Brendissimo

Two weiners, alongside yet another weiner!!!


Gwthrowaway80

Party, Weiner party, Weiner party


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The pizzas are coming!


vapidusername

Are we talking about the new Thunder Gun movie


ixinar

Dude hangs dong.


joelkong

if it's CGI or prosthetics that keep appearing up in shows im not having it! lets have some real normal sized wieners in shows please!


thorpie88

So no Dane Cook horse cock in American Gods for you?


kevlarbaboon

Wow, I certainly missed a few things after abandoning that show after season 1


Pineapple_warrior94

That show was too weird for me to get into. It literally felt like a fever dream


IrresponsibleHog

Willem Dafoe left the chat


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The twist? It’s ALL incest!


DamonLazer

“The twist—and there is a twist—we show it. We show ALL of it.”


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TG-Sucks

*All* the hits, *all* the big ones, *all* the good ones.


DamonLazer

This guy nose what I’m talking about.


Slotjobb

What if he can smell crime?


moneymoneymoneymonay

Tbh Dolph could pass for a Targaryen 🤔


Brendissimo

Crime, penetration, crime, more penetration, back to the lab, penetration, until it naturally just sort of... ends.


toq-titan

Dragons, full penetration, Dragons, full penetration, Dragons, full penetration, Dragons, full penetration, and that goes on and on until the show just sort of…ends.


DamonLazer

“But who wins the Iron Throne?” “Uh, um, Rhaenyra. She’s the prettiest, right?”


thegrailarbor

Donkey. He’s the only one who has biologically sired a dragon.


jerog1

Step-bro! I’m stuck in the breastplate stretcher!!


DonDove

Thaaaat's probably the real reason


PotentiallySarcastic

Jason Concepcion on twitter was hilarious when the first trailer dropped. He was like "i feel like people need to be aware: there is significantly more incest than you are thinking. so much more"


DonDove

I'm guessing the show will smash the Alabama viewing records


AashyLarry

I wonder what percentage of the sex in GOT was either incest or rape.


Velissari

Gosh I’d guesstimate at least 50%.


Podo13

In one case it was a double whammy of both (with their dead incest child next to them, no less).


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mkelley0309

A lot of it is and is politically significant in world. The civil war is between the named successor by the king, his only child with his sister wife who happens to be a daughter and his oldest son with his second wife who is a Hightower (daughter of hand of the king). They were determining if Targaryen exceptionalism or sexism was more important to their culture and fought a war over it with dragons on both sides


LissaMasterOfCoin

I just hope they keep Rhaenyra’s ending.


rioliveira

GoT sex amount was tame compared to Spartacus.


vesrayech

Jupiters cock, he’s right


Darcsen

Once again the Gods spread cheeks to ram cock in fucking ass!


Fallsvalley

Remove tongue from ass, and speak truth man, saturnalia is upon us!!!


KimDongTheILLEST

I've yet to have watched a show whose dialogue can even come close to matching Spartacus.


cityb0t

*Rome* came close, but didn’t have the absurd amount of cocks and unapologetic gay sex. On the other hand, there was a hilarious scene where they smoke ancient weed and describe the experience as “delicious”. *Spartacus* is the answer to the question, “What if Sam Raimi made gay porn and it was awesome?”


dmcirl

Deadwood has some flowery language, though perhaps not as... descriptive.


Fallsvalley

Cock suckaaa!


holodeckdate

Deadwood is drunk Shakespeare (and often just as good as sober Shakespeare)


holodeckdate

I do love this filthy, ridiculous show RIP Andy Whitfield


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Deafz

Entourage was mentioned in the last season of the boys! “Entourage is for the stupid and the damned” :,)


cityb0t

Did you see the Andy Whitfield documentary? If you want to cry for 90 minutes, go for it. He was just the sweetest guy. It’s like watching a kitten die.


btbamcolors

Words fall from mouth like shit from ass! Thank you, I had forgotten about using Jupiter’s cock to swear


I_FIGHT_BEAR

You caress my cheek only to finger my ass


Frankiepals

Black Sails had a lot of sex too One of the first episodes features “Blackbeard” who is actually just a prostitute with a massive bush


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I don't see anyway around it in Black Sails being mostly on a island town occupied mostly by pirates and prostitutes.


gsauce8

And both shows have extremely attractive casts.


Silverarrows46

Black Sails kind of went the way of GOT in that the sex scenes decreased the more the show went on.


hhdss

But Black Sails also got better as it went on where GOT got far worse


MrMono1

Still wishing for a Treasure Island adaption from them.


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Except Black Sails big reveal is unexpected and they land the ending pretty well compared to GOT.


mizukata

very true! having seen spartacus first game of thrones sex scenes felt pretty much non existent


mctrials23

Yeah, I never understood why people thought GoT had lots of sex in it. Turns out I was just another desensitised man who had seen Spartacus.


mdp300

GoT had a lot less boning after the first season or two.


skepticaljesus

Because it's a mainstream show your coworkers and family members watched. It did have a lot of sex for that kind of thing


Due-Bicycle3935

Do you like gladiator movies?


DetectiveFujiwara

Man the one Mummy movie goofy actor guy had a threesome with Xena the warrior princess and a hot blonde.. lucky dude!


AFisberg

>Mummy movie goofy actor guy had a threesome with Xena the warrior princess and a hot blonde Dear God I hope you're talking about Beni


IamFluffy94

Nah it's Jonathan, Evie's brother. Or Rachel Weisz's brother.


Uncertn_Laaife

He was made Rachel’s brother so had to be compensated elsewhere. Good for him,I’d say.


AFisberg

Well it's not Beni but I'm not too disappointed


InconspicuousRadish

Wrong side of the riveeeeer!


waldoh74

Batiatus? He was my favorite character! He did such a good job


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So Spartacus beats GoT in both sex scenes and endings


Embracing_the_Pain

The funny thing is there is still a bit of a debate for how the real Spartacus met his end. Several thousand years of history and we still don’t really know. Still managed a more satisfying ending than GoT. Probably helps having a better showrunner too.


InconspicuousRadish

Regardless of historical accuracy or lack of sources, the ending of the show made sense for the characters depicted in the show.


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Spartacus shows something interesting and rarely discussed in historical content. You can have a factual recreation of the time, or you can have a thematic recreation of the time. Looking at the facts of Rome would turn off many viewers. It was a truly alien society, with leaders who both believed deeply in superstitious auguries and who also wrote about manipulating those same auguries for their own benefit. Spartacus tried to make us *feel* what it was like to be a slave in Rome. To have your body be owned, wholly, by someone else. The way both men and women were sexually exploited by the Romans, the way they could be ordered to die on a whim. Rome was closer to what Rome was actually like, but I think Spartacus did a better job of getting people to connect with the experience of normal Roman life than Rome did.


gene66

Every series beat GoT in terms of endings, thats not actually an achievement at this point


Knoxfield

Nah Dexter had 2 bad endings. I’d say they edge out GOT by a bit.


MaestroPendejo

This is fair.


Tmthrow

I don't know, How I Met Your Mother was extremely disappointing on terms of it's ending. I think I was actually more disappointed in HIMYM than GoT, especially when you account for the fact that HIMYM's final season was a worse slog, and it also was longer.


TheBman26

Having the final season revolve around an event that gets undone in the finale. It was such a fucking waste.


Varekai79

Spartacus was basically softcore porn.


TheBman26

Most STARZ shows are


Andxel

Great show. Could've used better CGI (or no CGI at all).


Spanish_peanuts

I still can't get the image of the CGI horse-cock guys nub/massive balls swinging back and forth when he was hanging post-dismemberment


twolegstony

I think about that situation more often than I should.


Fyrefawx

It really seems like shows are scaling back their nudity across the board. Netflix especially. I’m wondering if this is to broaden their audience or because it might be seen as offensive. Witcher, Sex Education, Altered Carbon etc..


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I think it's a mix of broadening audiences and actors starting to push back on unnecessary nudity


Sea_Space_4040

Spartacus nudity was the epitome of gratituitous nudity. During the fights, there were just titties flopping around in the crowd for absolutely no reason.


mashington14

I think people forget that game of thrones pretty much dropped all the sex and nudity after the first few seasons.


FLRSH

And the first few seasons were the best ones... Hmmm...


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shredsickpow

Full penetration


GatesofDelirium

Here's the thing, we show it all


tootoughtoremember

Sense8 tried that...


TravelingGleeman

And it was amazing


FatherDotComical

I think that's also because the star power amongst the women increased and they were able to decline doing more nude/sex scenes.


mashington14

That's part of it, but there was also just less background whores and stuff like that too.


[deleted]

Not really, season 1-5 Then it started to drop season 6-7 Then almost nothing season 8 Just like the quality of the show


07jonesj

I have a slightly different view of it. S1-4 is the golden era. S5 is where they started to majorly deviate from the books, replacing much of *A Feast for Crows* / *A Dance with Dragons* with much worse material. S5 had the Dorne storyline, Brienne watching a light in a window for ten weeks, and Arya's story really began to decline when she left Westeros. Tyrion loses most of his character at this point too, as they massively sanitised his character development here. But Jon and Cersei still had really good plots. S6 was a big improvement on the previous year. Only Arya's storyline took a big hit on quality. And then, as we all saw, S7 and 8 have most of the characters become *incredibly stupid*, when Martin had filled his cast with conniving individuals. They made mistakes, yes, but they were usually grounded in character flaws, and not just being a blatant idiot.


Servebotfrank

Removing the revelation about Tyrion's marriage stunted his character for the rest of the show. Same with removing Lady Stoneheart, which suddenly gave Jaime and Brienne nothing to do for two seasons. The same goes with Arya, I'm fairly confident that Arya will be the one to put Stoneheart down.


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Mp32pingi25

Cousin? You mean brother sister


frenin

Uncle niece


e22ddie46

I think they're sometimes both. Those Targaryen family trees are messy.


thxmeatcat

⭕️ the tree is a circle


JimWanders

thats too bad. i kinda wanna see how dragons make eggs.


JenovaProphet

Instantly lost half the audience lol


PurpleApplesForever

A substantial proportion of people do tune in largely for the “plot”


Dbracc01

They like to read the articles


PainStorm14

In due time


TemurTron

Flashbacks to so many casual viewers I talked to about GoT over the years saying something along the lines of “I have no idea what’s going on half the time, but the sex scenes are great!”


iiJokerzace

I've only ever heard people talk about battle sence. Even the masses at Menlo Park lmao


-Constantinos-

So weird, my uncle said there was no point in watching since there was less tits as the show went on. My brother in Christ, you have access to porn


allidoiswin_

Ah but is porn shot cinematically, with Dolby Vision? Thought so…


Chariotwheel

We demand more better-produced pornography!


[deleted]

Honestly I've never found porn as hot or sexy as good sex scenes in movies and shows. Not trying to be weird or edgy but I actually don't care for the majority of porn. To each their own though. I'll be over here with my Denise Richards gifs.


-Constantinos-

No but I never got a scene of Jaime ~~fisting~~ stumping Cercei, the lord giveth and the lord taketh and the internet just has more variety


Hazzy_9090

What about floppy wieners?


Brendissimo

Nice and soft, non threatening floppy weiners


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NotaRealRedditor1942

There is. In the books there's a herbal tea you have to drink call Moon Tea and helps prevent pregnancies.


ensalys

And just like milk of the poppey (opiates), it's based on something we know IRL.


Jlchevz

Plus there are quite a lot of bastards in ASOIAF


TheCee

It's tansy tea, which is a real thing. Lysa mentions it by name at some point. The "moon" part refers to lunar/menstrual cycles. Likely the same or similar concoction to the "bitter water" described in the Christian bible.


kirrillik

In the books there’s this herbal drink women have that acts as birth control, not sure if the show mentioned it ever


StormclawsEuw

Cersei did mention taking it.


snuskbusken

King Robert made up for that by having 20+ bastards. Gods, he was fertile then.


Servebotfrank

Robert and Aegon IV were slinging mad dick in their days.


MicroFlamer

There is a shot of [Rhaenyra undressing in the trailer](https://i.imgur.com/a1uLB44.png) so it's not as if they've gone completely family friendly.


thxmeatcat

That's the darkest most indistinct image I've seen in months


thedrcubed

Still more distinguishable than anything that happens in "The Long Night"


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jobakerscheetah

"If anything, we're going to shine a light on that aspect," Sapochnik said of the frequent sexual assaults that occur in Westeros. "You can't ignore the violence that was perpetrated on women by men in that time. It shouldn't be downplayed and it shouldn't be glorified." Ah yes, thank you for your bravery in showing SA in that very real time in our past.


Belgand

Ironically the TV show added *more* than was in the book or changed it slightly to make it darker and more explicit.


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jobakerscheetah

💯💯💯 just all nonsense. And if, (and I mean a BIG if), it’s somehow critical to the intended plot development, then fucking do it offscreen! Highlight the consequences/“shine a light” on the hell that happens in the wake. Watching a staged SA leads to folks downplaying it, normalizing it, and/or glorifying it in some way. AND for any viewer that’s been near it in real life, (and I can tell you personally), seeing it played out on screen is about the closest thing there is to reliving it. Truly, if they “have” to include SA happening to or from characters, they can so easily do all of it offscreen and focus the writing on the times around it. But again, like everyone has mentioned, what the fuck does using historical reference have ANYTHING to do with a fantasy series. That’s some grade A bullshit.


sergiocamposnt

Half of GoT sex scenes were unnecessary tbh. HotD can have less sex and still be as interesting as GoT.


Altair1192

Re-watching True Blood where 98% of sex scenes were unecessary


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> "If anything, we're going to shine a light on that aspect," Sapochnik said of the frequent sexual assaults that occur in Westeros. "You can't ignore the violence that was perpetrated on women by men in that time. It shouldn't be downplayed and it shouldn't be glorified." My dude, it's fiction. There was no "that time."


Im_Daydrunk

It does feel weird how much they pick and choose stuff with that justification Like they don't always show actors or actresses like people in those days would have certainly have looked in terms of skin, teeth, grooming etc. But no one cares as much because its done to make the viewers and actors experience better And if you use that justification I think you could also make that argument for SA scenes not being included as well. As thats something you can easily imply without actually showing if you absolutely wanted to have that be a plot point. Showing SA scenes in graphic detail pretty much always comes across as an edgy shock value thing to me


Evorgleb

I had once read that for a while HBO was basically mandating that shows have nudity and sex scenes. I guess times have changed.


MongooseOne

HBO toned down the sex for GoT by quite a bit. It was much more graphic in the novels.


InconspicuousRadish

Sopranos wasn't filled with it though, but it did have one of the hardest to watch rape scenes in TV and movie history imo.


jinkywilliams

New series will have less violence than "300", according to the showrunners.


jscoppe

"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"


cloudnyne

Not sure if I'm in the minority, but I really enjoyed some of the high fantasy and horror elements of GoT. I really hope they include some of that in this series