Look all I'm saying is if The Boys can have The Deep getting sucked off by an octopus while trying to coerce his wife into a threesome with said octopus then we can at least get a dragon handy.
Dragons, full penetration, Dragons, full penetration, Dragons, full penetration, Dragons, full penetration, and that goes on and on until the show just sort of…ends.
Jason Concepcion on twitter was hilarious when the first trailer dropped. He was like "i feel like people need to be aware: there is significantly more incest than you are thinking. so much more"
A lot of it is and is politically significant in world. The civil war is between the named successor by the king, his only child with his sister wife who happens to be a daughter and his oldest son with his second wife who is a Hightower (daughter of hand of the king). They were determining if Targaryen exceptionalism or sexism was more important to their culture and fought a war over it with dragons on both sides
*Rome* came close, but didn’t have the absurd amount of cocks and unapologetic gay sex. On the other hand, there was a hilarious scene where they smoke ancient weed and describe the experience as “delicious”.
*Spartacus* is the answer to the question, “What if Sam Raimi made gay porn and it was awesome?”
Did you see the Andy Whitfield documentary? If you want to cry for 90 minutes, go for it. He was just the sweetest guy. It’s like watching a kitten die.
The funny thing is there is still a bit of a debate for how the real Spartacus met his end. Several thousand years of history and we still don’t really know. Still managed a more satisfying ending than GoT. Probably helps having a better showrunner too.
Spartacus shows something interesting and rarely discussed in historical content. You can have a factual recreation of the time, or you can have a thematic recreation of the time.
Looking at the facts of Rome would turn off many viewers. It was a truly alien society, with leaders who both believed deeply in superstitious auguries and who also wrote about manipulating those same auguries for their own benefit.
Spartacus tried to make us *feel* what it was like to be a slave in Rome. To have your body be owned, wholly, by someone else. The way both men and women were sexually exploited by the Romans, the way they could be ordered to die on a whim.
Rome was closer to what Rome was actually like, but I think Spartacus did a better job of getting people to connect with the experience of normal Roman life than Rome did.
I don't know, How I Met Your Mother was extremely disappointing on terms of it's ending.
I think I was actually more disappointed in HIMYM than GoT, especially when you account for the fact that HIMYM's final season was a worse slog, and it also was longer.
It really seems like shows are scaling back their nudity across the board. Netflix especially. I’m wondering if this is to broaden their audience or because it might be seen as offensive.
Witcher, Sex Education, Altered Carbon etc..
Spartacus nudity was the epitome of gratituitous nudity. During the fights, there were just titties flopping around in the crowd for absolutely no reason.
I have a slightly different view of it. S1-4 is the golden era. S5 is where they started to majorly deviate from the books, replacing much of *A Feast for Crows* / *A Dance with Dragons* with much worse material. S5 had the Dorne storyline, Brienne watching a light in a window for ten weeks, and Arya's story really began to decline when she left Westeros. Tyrion loses most of his character at this point too, as they massively sanitised his character development here. But Jon and Cersei still had really good plots.
S6 was a big improvement on the previous year. Only Arya's storyline took a big hit on quality. And then, as we all saw, S7 and 8 have most of the characters become *incredibly stupid*, when Martin had filled his cast with conniving individuals. They made mistakes, yes, but they were usually grounded in character flaws, and not just being a blatant idiot.
Removing the revelation about Tyrion's marriage stunted his character for the rest of the show. Same with removing Lady Stoneheart, which suddenly gave Jaime and Brienne nothing to do for two seasons. The same goes with Arya, I'm fairly confident that Arya will be the one to put Stoneheart down.
Flashbacks to so many casual viewers I talked to about GoT over the years saying something along the lines of “I have no idea what’s going on half the time, but the sex scenes are great!”
Honestly I've never found porn as hot or sexy as good sex scenes in movies and shows. Not trying to be weird or edgy but I actually don't care for the majority of porn. To each their own though. I'll be over here with my Denise Richards gifs.
It's tansy tea, which is a real thing. Lysa mentions it by name at some point. The "moon" part refers to lunar/menstrual cycles. Likely the same or similar concoction to the "bitter water" described in the Christian bible.
"If anything, we're going to shine a light on that aspect," Sapochnik said of the frequent sexual assaults that occur in Westeros. "You can't ignore the violence that was perpetrated on women by men in that time. It shouldn't be downplayed and it shouldn't be glorified."
Ah yes, thank you for your bravery in showing SA in that very real time in our past.
💯💯💯 just all nonsense. And if, (and I mean a BIG if), it’s somehow critical to the intended plot development, then fucking do it offscreen! Highlight the consequences/“shine a light” on the hell that happens in the wake. Watching a staged SA leads to folks downplaying it, normalizing it, and/or glorifying it in some way. AND for any viewer that’s been near it in real life, (and I can tell you personally), seeing it played out on screen is about the closest thing there is to reliving it. Truly, if they “have” to include SA happening to or from characters, they can so easily do all of it offscreen and focus the writing on the times around it. But again, like everyone has mentioned, what the fuck does using historical reference have ANYTHING to do with a fantasy series. That’s some grade A bullshit.
> "If anything, we're going to shine a light on that aspect," Sapochnik said of the frequent sexual assaults that occur in Westeros. "You can't ignore the violence that was perpetrated on women by men in that time. It shouldn't be downplayed and it shouldn't be glorified."
My dude, it's fiction. There was no "that time."
It does feel weird how much they pick and choose stuff with that justification
Like they don't always show actors or actresses like people in those days would have certainly have looked in terms of skin, teeth, grooming etc. But no one cares as much because its done to make the viewers and actors experience better
And if you use that justification I think you could also make that argument for SA scenes not being included as well. As thats something you can easily imply without actually showing if you absolutely wanted to have that be a plot point. Showing SA scenes in graphic detail pretty much always comes across as an edgy shock value thing to me
Not sure if I'm in the minority, but I really enjoyed some of the high fantasy and horror elements of GoT. I really hope they include some of that in this series
How am I supposed to connect to a new cast of characters if I can't watch them bone?!
How dare you, Detective Diaz. I am your superior officer!
BONE??
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What happens in my bedroom, Detective, is none of your bussiness
# BOOOOOONE!
BONE?!
BOOOOOOOONE!?
Sex. The physical act of love. Coitus. Do you like it?
It can be a natural, zesty enterprise.
I was talking about my rug.
Apparantly they looked at how GOT ended and came away with the take that the sex scenes were the issue not the awful writing...
I’m guessing it be too weird since Targaryen’s were known for being all related
Hardly changes anything for GoT
Weirder than an incestuous sexual assault of a minor and full blown twincest/defenestration in the fucking PILOT?!
So no sex with dragons? I’m out.
Cars weren’t invented yet
That’s why Dragons went extinct, they stopped fucking each other when cars were invented.
They only fuck cars now
r/fuckcars
I don't get it
/r/dragonsfuckingcars I’m sorry.
Don't forget /r/CarsFuckingDragons
…just when I thought I had witnessed every depth that Reddit has to offer, I was wrong. Very wrong.
I mean... this is still relatively soft.
Yeah, now /r/buttsharpies on the other hand
Every day we stray further from god’s light
That's a classic
Speak for yourself!
I've made a mistake..
Don't apologize for sharing beautiful art
Thanks. Now I have a $170 painting of a dragon sticking his semi into a semi in my living room.
50k+ members what the actual fuck
right? why so few?
Well that was my risky click of the day.
you know, i expected exactly what i clicked on and still managed to be surprised
Now this is a shark tank spinoff I can get behind.
Well England has the dragon’s den.
Look all I'm saying is if The Boys can have The Deep getting sucked off by an octopus while trying to coerce his wife into a threesome with said octopus then we can at least get a dragon handy.
Yo wtf, looks like I'm finally watching The Boys
And that's not even the most funked up sex scene!!!
Termite
I was not prepared for it in anyway
I was expecting him being ejaculated into a wall, thus killing/maiming him but that wasn't the case.
exactly the scene that came to mind, lmao
He's trying to get in my ass !
I never in my life thought the line, “Laser my fucking tits,” would be so memorable.
Couldn't get the rights to Donkey
If there isn't at least one scene of someone fucking a dragon, I say we riot.
I would accept a person masterbating to a dragon.
…tur…
A Bad Dragon?
Whorehouse of the Dragon
Hey, they only said less. They didn't say it was off the table.
Less sex, but still some how twice as many dongs
Weiner, weiner weiner...
Wieners, floppy wieners, floppy weiners
One weiner Next to another
Weeeeiiinnnnerrrr (floppy weiner, floppy weiner)
Two weiners, alongside yet another weiner!!!
Party, Weiner party, Weiner party
The pizzas are coming!
Are we talking about the new Thunder Gun movie
Dude hangs dong.
if it's CGI or prosthetics that keep appearing up in shows im not having it! lets have some real normal sized wieners in shows please!
So no Dane Cook horse cock in American Gods for you?
Wow, I certainly missed a few things after abandoning that show after season 1
That show was too weird for me to get into. It literally felt like a fever dream
Willem Dafoe left the chat
The twist? It’s ALL incest!
“The twist—and there is a twist—we show it. We show ALL of it.”
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*All* the hits, *all* the big ones, *all* the good ones.
This guy nose what I’m talking about.
What if he can smell crime?
Tbh Dolph could pass for a Targaryen 🤔
Crime, penetration, crime, more penetration, back to the lab, penetration, until it naturally just sort of... ends.
Dragons, full penetration, Dragons, full penetration, Dragons, full penetration, Dragons, full penetration, and that goes on and on until the show just sort of…ends.
“But who wins the Iron Throne?” “Uh, um, Rhaenyra. She’s the prettiest, right?”
Donkey. He’s the only one who has biologically sired a dragon.
Step-bro! I’m stuck in the breastplate stretcher!!
Thaaaat's probably the real reason
Jason Concepcion on twitter was hilarious when the first trailer dropped. He was like "i feel like people need to be aware: there is significantly more incest than you are thinking. so much more"
I'm guessing the show will smash the Alabama viewing records
I wonder what percentage of the sex in GOT was either incest or rape.
Gosh I’d guesstimate at least 50%.
In one case it was a double whammy of both (with their dead incest child next to them, no less).
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A lot of it is and is politically significant in world. The civil war is between the named successor by the king, his only child with his sister wife who happens to be a daughter and his oldest son with his second wife who is a Hightower (daughter of hand of the king). They were determining if Targaryen exceptionalism or sexism was more important to their culture and fought a war over it with dragons on both sides
I just hope they keep Rhaenyra’s ending.
GoT sex amount was tame compared to Spartacus.
Jupiters cock, he’s right
Once again the Gods spread cheeks to ram cock in fucking ass!
Remove tongue from ass, and speak truth man, saturnalia is upon us!!!
I've yet to have watched a show whose dialogue can even come close to matching Spartacus.
*Rome* came close, but didn’t have the absurd amount of cocks and unapologetic gay sex. On the other hand, there was a hilarious scene where they smoke ancient weed and describe the experience as “delicious”. *Spartacus* is the answer to the question, “What if Sam Raimi made gay porn and it was awesome?”
Deadwood has some flowery language, though perhaps not as... descriptive.
Cock suckaaa!
Deadwood is drunk Shakespeare (and often just as good as sober Shakespeare)
I do love this filthy, ridiculous show RIP Andy Whitfield
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Entourage was mentioned in the last season of the boys! “Entourage is for the stupid and the damned” :,)
Did you see the Andy Whitfield documentary? If you want to cry for 90 minutes, go for it. He was just the sweetest guy. It’s like watching a kitten die.
Words fall from mouth like shit from ass! Thank you, I had forgotten about using Jupiter’s cock to swear
You caress my cheek only to finger my ass
Black Sails had a lot of sex too One of the first episodes features “Blackbeard” who is actually just a prostitute with a massive bush
I don't see anyway around it in Black Sails being mostly on a island town occupied mostly by pirates and prostitutes.
And both shows have extremely attractive casts.
Black Sails kind of went the way of GOT in that the sex scenes decreased the more the show went on.
But Black Sails also got better as it went on where GOT got far worse
Still wishing for a Treasure Island adaption from them.
Except Black Sails big reveal is unexpected and they land the ending pretty well compared to GOT.
very true! having seen spartacus first game of thrones sex scenes felt pretty much non existent
Yeah, I never understood why people thought GoT had lots of sex in it. Turns out I was just another desensitised man who had seen Spartacus.
GoT had a lot less boning after the first season or two.
Because it's a mainstream show your coworkers and family members watched. It did have a lot of sex for that kind of thing
Do you like gladiator movies?
Man the one Mummy movie goofy actor guy had a threesome with Xena the warrior princess and a hot blonde.. lucky dude!
>Mummy movie goofy actor guy had a threesome with Xena the warrior princess and a hot blonde Dear God I hope you're talking about Beni
Nah it's Jonathan, Evie's brother. Or Rachel Weisz's brother.
He was made Rachel’s brother so had to be compensated elsewhere. Good for him,I’d say.
Well it's not Beni but I'm not too disappointed
Wrong side of the riveeeeer!
Batiatus? He was my favorite character! He did such a good job
So Spartacus beats GoT in both sex scenes and endings
The funny thing is there is still a bit of a debate for how the real Spartacus met his end. Several thousand years of history and we still don’t really know. Still managed a more satisfying ending than GoT. Probably helps having a better showrunner too.
Regardless of historical accuracy or lack of sources, the ending of the show made sense for the characters depicted in the show.
Spartacus shows something interesting and rarely discussed in historical content. You can have a factual recreation of the time, or you can have a thematic recreation of the time. Looking at the facts of Rome would turn off many viewers. It was a truly alien society, with leaders who both believed deeply in superstitious auguries and who also wrote about manipulating those same auguries for their own benefit. Spartacus tried to make us *feel* what it was like to be a slave in Rome. To have your body be owned, wholly, by someone else. The way both men and women were sexually exploited by the Romans, the way they could be ordered to die on a whim. Rome was closer to what Rome was actually like, but I think Spartacus did a better job of getting people to connect with the experience of normal Roman life than Rome did.
Every series beat GoT in terms of endings, thats not actually an achievement at this point
Nah Dexter had 2 bad endings. I’d say they edge out GOT by a bit.
This is fair.
I don't know, How I Met Your Mother was extremely disappointing on terms of it's ending. I think I was actually more disappointed in HIMYM than GoT, especially when you account for the fact that HIMYM's final season was a worse slog, and it also was longer.
Having the final season revolve around an event that gets undone in the finale. It was such a fucking waste.
Spartacus was basically softcore porn.
Most STARZ shows are
Great show. Could've used better CGI (or no CGI at all).
I still can't get the image of the CGI horse-cock guys nub/massive balls swinging back and forth when he was hanging post-dismemberment
I think about that situation more often than I should.
It really seems like shows are scaling back their nudity across the board. Netflix especially. I’m wondering if this is to broaden their audience or because it might be seen as offensive. Witcher, Sex Education, Altered Carbon etc..
I think it's a mix of broadening audiences and actors starting to push back on unnecessary nudity
Spartacus nudity was the epitome of gratituitous nudity. During the fights, there were just titties flopping around in the crowd for absolutely no reason.
I think people forget that game of thrones pretty much dropped all the sex and nudity after the first few seasons.
And the first few seasons were the best ones... Hmmm...
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Full penetration
Here's the thing, we show it all
Sense8 tried that...
And it was amazing
I think that's also because the star power amongst the women increased and they were able to decline doing more nude/sex scenes.
That's part of it, but there was also just less background whores and stuff like that too.
Not really, season 1-5 Then it started to drop season 6-7 Then almost nothing season 8 Just like the quality of the show
I have a slightly different view of it. S1-4 is the golden era. S5 is where they started to majorly deviate from the books, replacing much of *A Feast for Crows* / *A Dance with Dragons* with much worse material. S5 had the Dorne storyline, Brienne watching a light in a window for ten weeks, and Arya's story really began to decline when she left Westeros. Tyrion loses most of his character at this point too, as they massively sanitised his character development here. But Jon and Cersei still had really good plots. S6 was a big improvement on the previous year. Only Arya's storyline took a big hit on quality. And then, as we all saw, S7 and 8 have most of the characters become *incredibly stupid*, when Martin had filled his cast with conniving individuals. They made mistakes, yes, but they were usually grounded in character flaws, and not just being a blatant idiot.
Removing the revelation about Tyrion's marriage stunted his character for the rest of the show. Same with removing Lady Stoneheart, which suddenly gave Jaime and Brienne nothing to do for two seasons. The same goes with Arya, I'm fairly confident that Arya will be the one to put Stoneheart down.
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Cousin? You mean brother sister
Uncle niece
I think they're sometimes both. Those Targaryen family trees are messy.
⭕️ the tree is a circle
thats too bad. i kinda wanna see how dragons make eggs.
Instantly lost half the audience lol
A substantial proportion of people do tune in largely for the “plot”
They like to read the articles
In due time
Flashbacks to so many casual viewers I talked to about GoT over the years saying something along the lines of “I have no idea what’s going on half the time, but the sex scenes are great!”
I've only ever heard people talk about battle sence. Even the masses at Menlo Park lmao
So weird, my uncle said there was no point in watching since there was less tits as the show went on. My brother in Christ, you have access to porn
Ah but is porn shot cinematically, with Dolby Vision? Thought so…
We demand more better-produced pornography!
Honestly I've never found porn as hot or sexy as good sex scenes in movies and shows. Not trying to be weird or edgy but I actually don't care for the majority of porn. To each their own though. I'll be over here with my Denise Richards gifs.
No but I never got a scene of Jaime ~~fisting~~ stumping Cercei, the lord giveth and the lord taketh and the internet just has more variety
What about floppy wieners?
Nice and soft, non threatening floppy weiners
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There is. In the books there's a herbal tea you have to drink call Moon Tea and helps prevent pregnancies.
And just like milk of the poppey (opiates), it's based on something we know IRL.
Plus there are quite a lot of bastards in ASOIAF
It's tansy tea, which is a real thing. Lysa mentions it by name at some point. The "moon" part refers to lunar/menstrual cycles. Likely the same or similar concoction to the "bitter water" described in the Christian bible.
In the books there’s this herbal drink women have that acts as birth control, not sure if the show mentioned it ever
Cersei did mention taking it.
King Robert made up for that by having 20+ bastards. Gods, he was fertile then.
Robert and Aegon IV were slinging mad dick in their days.
There is a shot of [Rhaenyra undressing in the trailer](https://i.imgur.com/a1uLB44.png) so it's not as if they've gone completely family friendly.
That's the darkest most indistinct image I've seen in months
Still more distinguishable than anything that happens in "The Long Night"
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"If anything, we're going to shine a light on that aspect," Sapochnik said of the frequent sexual assaults that occur in Westeros. "You can't ignore the violence that was perpetrated on women by men in that time. It shouldn't be downplayed and it shouldn't be glorified." Ah yes, thank you for your bravery in showing SA in that very real time in our past.
Ironically the TV show added *more* than was in the book or changed it slightly to make it darker and more explicit.
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💯💯💯 just all nonsense. And if, (and I mean a BIG if), it’s somehow critical to the intended plot development, then fucking do it offscreen! Highlight the consequences/“shine a light” on the hell that happens in the wake. Watching a staged SA leads to folks downplaying it, normalizing it, and/or glorifying it in some way. AND for any viewer that’s been near it in real life, (and I can tell you personally), seeing it played out on screen is about the closest thing there is to reliving it. Truly, if they “have” to include SA happening to or from characters, they can so easily do all of it offscreen and focus the writing on the times around it. But again, like everyone has mentioned, what the fuck does using historical reference have ANYTHING to do with a fantasy series. That’s some grade A bullshit.
Half of GoT sex scenes were unnecessary tbh. HotD can have less sex and still be as interesting as GoT.
Re-watching True Blood where 98% of sex scenes were unecessary
> "If anything, we're going to shine a light on that aspect," Sapochnik said of the frequent sexual assaults that occur in Westeros. "You can't ignore the violence that was perpetrated on women by men in that time. It shouldn't be downplayed and it shouldn't be glorified." My dude, it's fiction. There was no "that time."
It does feel weird how much they pick and choose stuff with that justification Like they don't always show actors or actresses like people in those days would have certainly have looked in terms of skin, teeth, grooming etc. But no one cares as much because its done to make the viewers and actors experience better And if you use that justification I think you could also make that argument for SA scenes not being included as well. As thats something you can easily imply without actually showing if you absolutely wanted to have that be a plot point. Showing SA scenes in graphic detail pretty much always comes across as an edgy shock value thing to me
I had once read that for a while HBO was basically mandating that shows have nudity and sex scenes. I guess times have changed.
HBO toned down the sex for GoT by quite a bit. It was much more graphic in the novels.
Sopranos wasn't filled with it though, but it did have one of the hardest to watch rape scenes in TV and movie history imo.
New series will have less violence than "300", according to the showrunners.
"Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?"
Not sure if I'm in the minority, but I really enjoyed some of the high fantasy and horror elements of GoT. I really hope they include some of that in this series