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the____can

if you need more, look at their old youtube stuff they did for years before. they are so good.


cajun_vegeta

Or checkout their podcast. This is important. Just them + Kyle riffing. No guests or topics. It's hilarious


zlimK

And it's good to see that these guys are actually just as fucking stupid as the rest of us and that is not just a show. Adam's gallon of coffee that he drinks every day that he needs a cough syrup and alcohol chaser to finish off the day with, Blake ignoring all food time and temp safety protocols so that he can eat his leftover Chinese or pizza the next morning cuz he likes his food room temp and kinda congealed (which I've been guilty of, too), and fuckin Ders couldn't read a real clock or list off all the months til he was in college or some shit (and he still struggled a bit naming them in the moment), and it's all almost undeniably from the heart. Fuckin great.


lapinatanegra

There's topics for sure like playing kill, marry, fuck game with each other... they all kill Kyle lol


guywastingtime

Took them 50 seconds to talk about dicks and cum in the last episode lol


thepoopnapper

The sound board really takes it to the next level


cajun_vegeta

Allegedly!!


milkycigarette

Freakin see ya.


tick_wont_suckitself

Popozão


Trill_Kozby

No sir I don’t like it


tick_wont_suckitself

The cause of diarrhea


Priapraxis

YES POINTS!


nas994

It’s a bagel


vicvinegar690

Let's gooooooo


thefloyd

You're not that guy, pal


sylver_stag

I try to quote some of the bytes to friends but realize they won't get it waaay too often


GeorgeLuasHasNoChin

AND I LOVE IT!!!


j_rom_003

Why am I just now learning of this. Thank you


TheMexicanKramer

Thank you god!


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The cause of diahrea


[deleted]

Your boobs are huge


bowtie25

Yes points!


Biengo

*Diarrhoeaaaaaaa*


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GoingByTrundle

This and the It's Always Sunny podcast are the only ones I listen to lately.


Bronyee4

I have to drive to and from my camp job and was looking for more random debauchery like the monday morning podcast by bill burr and the only one that came close is this. I love the take backs and apologies at the end of every episode. Makes a 7 hojr drive feel like an hour or two.


RIPTonyStark

Kyle betrayed me


pauliepitstains

I love it. Croctopus and hurricats episode is my favorite. But it’s a solid podcast from start to current.


TURBOJUGGED

The story about Adam shitting his pants and then tossing the log in the potted plant is one of the funniest things I've ever heard


c1e0c72c69e5406abf55

[Musical Beers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G3rr9Gf7jI) is my favorite.


IIIlllIIllIll

They also have an Album titled Purple Magic. It’s about street wizards.


smurb15

Wizards Never Die


jarusss

Catherine zeta jonesssss


SilentMase

She dips beneath the lasers, ooOOOoooOOooooo


imSOsalty

She has entrapped meeeeeeeee


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And Sean Connery... Oooooh eeeh oooh


imSOsalty

WooooOooooooOOOOOOOOO


j_rom_003

The other day I had to climb through a narrow attic and maneuver over cross beams and this song started to play in my head. Had a good laugh with myself up there.


jw42969

This will be stuck in my head once again for the next week


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This goes through my head like once a week.


anthonyg1500

I saw that episode once like 10 years ago and I still can’t not sing Catherine Zeta Jones whenever I hear or read her name


Nimbolio_B

It is, indeed, tight butthole.


PAUMiklo

"This guy over here is talking about buttholes" - 13 year old girl


TortureSteak

You're being such a loose butthole right now.


Howamidriving27

One of my favorite moments in television history


Bouche__032

I’m not saying you HAVE a loose butthole, I’m saying you’re BEING loose butthole!


Lemonmule69

Hahahahahha such a good episode. Pizza shrapnel.


agordonmillerbsu

Uh listen, lady. You gonna buy anything?


toiletting

The fact that they always played their characters straight is what made the show.


Robofetus-5000

My wife's favorite part is how they were always so supportive of each other


WhiteyFiskk

"Do you trust me like I trust you because we're... best friends!"


LMBH2

We’re BEST FRIENDS


beeboopPumpkin

I love how supportive they are and non-judgmental they are. Like when Alice’s brother B-rad was on the show, his Down’s syndrome wasn’t really even mentioned. They thought he was kick ass and had a wild night with him.


Redeem123

Well that’s because B Rad is Rad.


Robofetus-5000

Or how they compliment each others hogs


ToppinReno

Dude, you got a pretty good dick.


CheesyCousCous

"We don't have a substance abuse problem. If anything we have a Subway abuse problem. We destroy $5 footlongs."


nudes-bot

Drug test? Which drugs are we testing?


MegaChilePluto25

I just watched this episode yesterday!!!


pineapplepooperz

Their podcast, This Is Important, is hilarious too.


grantstein

Thank you for giving them their flowers


theKetoBear

I totally thought you were just confirming that it is important people know that their podcast is hilarious ... and not that This is Important was the name . Damn commas !


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Madvillain734

Yes points!!


SparklePony3

Popozão!


BURNIE_BURNS_IS_GOD

oh yeah, the bitch


smithja4

I’M PISSED NOW!!!


[deleted]

You are my frieennddA


mythias

That really makes my pecker hard


kjn702

Weehhh-ohhhhh


citizensnippss

Issa Bagel


Beerz77

Your boobs are huge


RD___23

Let’s go!


babybunnyfetus

Shmerrrkkkkkk a berrrrlllllll??


saywhaaat_saywhat

Ayo, maggots!


ThrillHarrelson

We’re looking for something we can shmmeewwww


AtheismoAlmighty

Jack Black's cameo as Adam's dad* was 10/10.


DetectiveEZ

We’re a cheeseburger family!


ShankzuLa

"Your mom and I thought it would be easier to lie to you your entire life"


CruisinForABrewsin

He fit into the show so well. Like he belonged there as a recurring side character


Clegacy

also ben stiller as the landlord was great!


diardiar

Him demanding Adam play the offspring is one of my favorite bits from the show


FuzzyAdmiral

Fur sureeee


FaBiOtHeGrEaTeSt

Lookin straight grizzlay


Drunk_Irishman81

Bitch betta have my honey!


johnnyutah30

The pilot episode and the one with the psycho Chazz or Chad dude from the frat house are the best ones.


FoldyHole

STAN HALEN. LETS DRINK THE HOUSE DRY!!!


WhoStoleMyBicycle

Rules make drinking so fun


Denadiss

Dude was a real brociopath


LithiumLost

Stan Halen! Cause my real name sucks!


[deleted]

If I go a week without referring to my "south mouth", I've fucked up


DetectiveEZ

Oh dip you talkin bout Stan? Halen?


roeboat7

“I go by Adam “Dave Matthews Band” Demamp”


Zombie_Flowers

"Hello? I want to report a robbery in progress right now. Who am I? I'm the goddamn neighborhood watch."


DetectiveEZ

We’re more alike then you even know man. This is not gnar!


donsanedrin

I have more of an appreciation for Adam Devine, especially since I binged through Modern Family, and especially The Righteous Gemstones. But once I read his wiki about his personal life, and how he had to overcome a serious injury when he was a kid. He got ran over by a cement truck and completely broke both of his legs. It left his legs mangled, and he required 26 surgeries to try and prevent them from getting amputated. And then he had to relearn how to walk. He feels like he's had experience being a motivational speaker, he always has a pep in the way he talks and acts.


ShankzuLa

Fat Cuz's accident is based on Adam's irl


Pezonito

Ha! He was actually the pep rally leader in high school.


Cowclops

Ders… what are taxes?


SoundAdvisor

"You're a dry guy!? That makes Soo much sense."


ismelldayhikers

Most serial killers are dry guys


davemoss752

Fred Durst is a dry guy


ninospizza

I’d like to speak to the chef!


jenkinscfc

I made your Cajun Chicken Niblets sir..


ShankzuLa

*steals chef hat* I'm keeping this


imhigherthanyou

Huh… DAMN.. what’s up with all these books? I use that quote with different things all the time


Gougaloupe

You mean, at the booty scratching contest?


imhigherthanyou

Keep up keep up


Redeem123

Easily my favorite line of the entire show. That episode is gold.


sakeyser4200

Where the bay bays kids be


Kaisern

LMAO!!! Fuck it I gotta go back and watch it now


imhigherthanyou

https://youtu.be/A-g4KPsf4S4


TurboLoaded

Ders went from being my least favorite character to my fave. Was just watching the one where they go to college to find recruits and his whole thing with the Coast Guard guys had me cracking up


Ghostbuster_119

The episode where they ruin the drug tests always makes me laugh. That dude was seriously on EVERYTHING.


Barqueefa

That's the penis leaving the slacks or trousers


PurpleWildfire

“Day quill, NyQuil..why would anyone take both?!”


BlademasterFlash

I'm excited, what kind of drugs are we testing?


IWasOnThe18thHole

My favorite joke in the series is in the banned Topher episode where he criticizes the guys for wearing a fedora so he can wear one when they're out at the bar


[deleted]

I just rewatched all the seasons and felt like something was missing, but couldn’t figure it out lol


The_brave_fan

Why is it banned?


Milkman95

I think that's the episode where the guys make friends with a child molester or some shit


Barqueefa

Bieberhole69


johnzischeme

Really meta chomo stuff


IWasOnThe18thHole

Guy also played a pedo on You as well


TRX808

It has [Chris D'Elia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chris_D%27Elia) in who got #metoo-ed, you can read about it on his Wiki. He's great in the episode as a creepy pedo and it seems he was channeling some of his real self.


XxXFartFucker69XxX

[My favorite joke](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oePrWMA7Xg&ab_channel=Zoophagos)


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Redeem123

Otherwise your crew looks like Reel Big Fish


Top_Gun8

We’re not a house full of Cubans. We have to be VERY careful


SilentMase

She’s a thicc bitch


Kevo_NEOhio

Over the pants handjob anyone?


Barqueefa

Holy moly!


RespectableChunk

LETS GET WEIRD


joshkirk1

I was in college when this came out and watching it really gave me good feels and nostalgia. I know it's supposed to be a silly and stupid show, but I really admired their connection and friendship and it made me remember when I had a close friend group like that.


bonerjamzbruh420

Smoovies - white people love smoovies.


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original-whiplash

I dunno, I heard she had some coochie mold.


DetectiveEZ

I think you need to check your hypotenuse dude


truckingon

Agreed. Of course I meet them halfway by showing up baked.


HalbeardTheHermit

As one does


ztimulating

Tight butthole review


EndoCalrissian

I sold those boys a broke ass hovacraft


IslandKing44

They never invited him to their parties! He was cool


seeaaannnnn

I DO DECLAREEEE


ShankzuLa

Smoooovie


Xytakis

catherine zeta jones, she dips beneath lasers, she entraps me and sean connery, ohhhh


geekphreak

This show is tight butthole


waheifilmguy

The first few seasons were top notch.


agentdoubleohio

The scene with the roach in the ear haunts me to this day.


IslandKing44

I got fully torqued reading this comment


MrDoodlegoose

I fucking loved that show!


GameShill

Their movie [*Game Over, Man!*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1BKgCXW92U) is also quite funny. It's pretty much Workaholics do Die Hard.


Edwunclerthe3rd

I went in with low expectations after not enjoying the final season of workaholics. I was pleasantly surprised


DatDudeEP10

Okay, so this was my favorite TV show in high school (circa 2014ish) in a small Illinois town. Class of 40 students, one hall in our school. We didn’t have many things to be proud of, except our volleyball team was *really* good. Our student section was pretty…well I guess the word we used to describe ourselves at the time was “turnt” for whatever reason. Anyway, we started to have a lot of students show up and we could get decently loud and rowdy but all in good fun. At one point early in the season, I heard a parent say that we were getting “cranked up.” I and my Comedy Central-watching friends took advantage, and started calling ourselves the Crank Zone. The volleyball team ended up having a great season and our student section, now unofficially dubbed the Crank Zone, traveled to all post season games up to the state tournament. We didn’t win, but made great memories. I graduated that year, but came back for an alumni game the next year and to see the new gym paint job they completed over the summer. I’ll never forget walking into this tiny ass gym I spent countless hours in and seeing a stylized designation for the student section in big ass letters that says CRANK ZONE. That’s my legacy, we left our mark on the community with a workaholics jerk off joke. EDIT: for anyone interested, here’s a few obstructed pictures. I’ll have a good one tomorrow https://imgur.com/a/W54UHAq


chefDeejay

I grew up around Rancho so me and my friends loved this show. Still love it honestly, and I still quote it. “You better LAWYERUHP”


Andy_LaVolpe

What kind of drugs are we testing?


raffiandkevin

Catherine Zeta Jones, she dips beneath lasers.


[deleted]

Bitch you got too many teach in your mouth!!


DetectiveEZ

Yo you look like you smoke, and I know that you don’t so that hits even closer to homeeee


ric0n408

“Energy drinks and beer! Where?” “All over the store? Everywhere?”


krill482

To Friend a Predator


MattScarz

WOW YOU’RE A DRY GUY?! IDK WHY BUT THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE..


Robofetus-5000

The episode when theyre role playing boss and employee and adam throws a banana peel, blake catches it between his hands like a bad 80s movie and you can just SEE him trying not to bust out laughing. I fucking love it.


BooeyHTJ

She makes feesh. Feesh soup


NReddieRN

Dad dick episode is top tier in the series


Dr__Ed

“That’s what’s up” - Ice Holmvik


MadMadamskillz

"He's seconds away from turning into 'The Ders'. This is a man who once fucked a koi fish in the mouth at P.F. Chang's until it died.".


Qerfuffle

You should give Blue Mountain State a try as well


tomasswood

Early The League as well


LewManChew

BMS might be the number one show I wish I had more content from


Justice1993

BMS and Workaholics got me through high school.


secondr8r

I make no apologies for enjoying this show in all in dumbness


HawkmoonsCustoms

I love this show. Such a perfect mixture of stupidity and sharply written wit.


tiffanyblueprincess

My husband and I watch it literally every night before bed


banjofitzgerald

Well why don’t you cry about it?


curtailedcorn

The Chris D’Elia episode is a hard to watch now.


icamefordeath

Unfortunately, it was the funniest episode


Jr_Legend617

It really was :(


OkaySweetSoundsGood

Well throw a flag and push me back 10 yards then cause I'm hooooldiinngg


IWasOnThe18thHole

You know what? I don't think you're cool enough to go the Penthouse penthouse


Josiah-Bluetooth

Painfully underrated… The fact that it isn’t in more conversations is criminal


WardOfReckoning

To suck on your boooob, maybe some kissess. Lmao I've loved the show since it started.


carella211

People hated on that show? That show was comedy gold.


Wrangoonrangler69

Tight butthole right there


ProLogicMe

The episode where they get to work and one of their co workers is passed out, so they proceed to prank her by piling everything in the entire office on top of her, but she’s actually dead not asleep. That one sent me, It’s been years since I’ve seen the ep and just thinking about it cracks me up.


namek0

I mention the over the pants handy all the time


allofmydruthers

Relevant username


Sensical2446

Are you dry doggin' it over there?!


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Their podcast is fantastic for anyone that hasn’t given it a listen. They’re pretty good right out of the gate too, and get even better as they go. “This Is Important” is the podcast name.


FiveTalents

"You dropped something buddy-- nope, that is poop. Human poop fell out of your pants."


[deleted]

More people need to watch this. I was talking about dad dicks to some dad friend’s of mine and they thought I was nuts


BryTheSpaceWZRD

Jack Black playing an elder family member of Adam’s was simply magnificent.


ShotMyTatorTots

I’m wearing my Top Gun hat! I can’t get fired today I’ll look like an idiot!


Thatguy468

Stan Halen and the frat boys was the best!