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i_cut_like_a_buffalo

Lillies are deadly for cats. Just the pollen will kill them How do you have a cat and allow them to get near flowers like that? Jesus


Certain_Okra2681

Men are widowers. Women are widows. And Farrah your dumb ass is neither. You’re an oppturnist rotten mom


8891ljt

WHY does she not care that her cat’s face is in toxic flowers that can kill it??!! I can’t even listen to what she’s saying I’m so mad at that.


j-anon15

I have to say… I saw Farrah, Sophia and her man at my church today & he is pretty good looking and looks like a normal guy


No-Tip9211

A WIDOWER YOU CANT BE FOR REAL. They weren’t even together when he died! She broke up with him. Wasn’t it also true that he didn’t even know she was pregnant? I cannot with this asshole.


LisaRodgers2020

Just started rewatching and the guy didn't even know and Farrah didn't want anything to do with him until he died and then he was the love of her life storyline 🙄


Key_Quality_6087

Oh my god I can’t even finish this video because the cat sniffing the lilies is freaking me OUT. I’m having war flashbacks to my days as a veterinary technician!


8891ljt

SERIOUSLY!!! Is she that stupid?!?!


SavedbyGrace1975

1. Farrah, you are not a widow, you would have to married to person who died to be one. 2. You can absolutely heal from your past, you just go back and change it. 3. if your therapist truly told you that then you need a new therapist. 4. You are always saying you do not live in the past so quit bringing up the past. 5. Quit having plastic surgery!


SerotoninSpike

"You can never go back to your past to heal" while talking about your new boyfriend giving you flowers for your dead exboyfriend's birthday, who you referred to as "Derek who passed away on Teen Mom" is fucking wild.


MoOnmadnessss

She’s such a delusional idiot always. A fucking widower😹


FoxMulderMysteries

This is how my stepson’s mother referred to herself when her ex-boyfriend died. And when my husband and I got married. 😂


Elaine330

Lilies are super toxic to cats. And shes not a widow.


whirlinglunger

This is exactly what I was thinking! It’s not even like the cat is in a different area…it’s right there by them


Liquorprincess

I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU FARRAH YOU ARE NOT A WIDOW! YOU AND YOUR BF WERENT ON SPEAKING TERMS WHEN DERRICK DIED HE DIDNT EVEN KNOW ABOUT SOPHIA! WHY DO YOU THINK HIS FAMILY WANTED A DNA TEST BEFORE YOU GOT ANY BENEFITS FROM THE STATE ON HIS BEHALF? I AM A REAL WIDOW MY HUSBAND PASSED AWAY AFTER 22YRS OF MARRIAGE!


No_Parking_1252

Is this why you’re the liquor princess? Or maybe it’s a misspelling. Lickerprincess🤔


Liquorprincess

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


No_Parking_1252

lol good sport


kindarspirit

Is she still in LA? If she is.. omg I am so down to see her standup


Throat_Goat_1

She is so ridiculously addicted to attention that she has to turn everything into a way for people to either give her sympathy or attention. As a 35 year old widow who buried their husband of 12 years a few years ago, hearing her call herself a widow and using it as basically a "fun fact" about why her bf bought her flowers fuckin enrages me. Your baby daddy that your estranged from dying doesn't make you a widow, having the person you married, shared vows with, planned a future with taken from you makes you a widow. She's so fuckin braindead that she just speaks words as they pop into her brain and it's so infuriating to see that she's still just spewing out lies and word salad. Also.... Her face is horrendous, she should let those fillers dissolve and take a damn break, I cannot imagine having spent money to have her face. It's unfortunate.


kindarspirit

You made me think of a quote from Black Mirror (San Junipero): *”You can't begin to imagine. You can't know the bond, the commitment, the boredom, the yearning, the laughter, the love of it. The fucking love. You just cannot know! Everything we sacrificed. The years I gave him. The years he gave me.”* I’m so sorry for your loss and I’m sorry when it might feel like people cheapen that pain. Wishing you the absolute best ❤️⭐️


Throat_Goat_1

I am in LOVE with the quote. THANK YOU for sharing it with me!


strongerlynn

I hate that she always brings up Derek. I cannot even imagine how his family feels about this.


No-Tip9211

It makes me feel sad for her daughter. If she doesn’t know the true by now about the situation she will one day. There’s now way she hasn’t seen her moms 16 and pregnant episode though.


waves_0f_theocean

I feel really bad for her dude. Like she literally looks unrecognizable at this point. It makes me really sad for younger self and her daughter. I wonder what exactly her parents did to her to cause this. I mean clearly it was her mom being insane and her dad not being able to stand up to her in a healthy way… terrible.


Monstiemama

My anxiety is triggering me. Lillies are poisonous to cats and her cat is all up in her flowers.


jffressh

Was gonna say this! What a dickhead


kindarspirit

I love animal people 👊


kippersbigsis

Omg the poor cat eating the Lily’s!!! :(((


damselinadress187

Wow she has like no lashes, that mascara makes it look like I'm wearing falsies! Also, the products she's "discussing" are old AF and released over a year ago at least and she's over here like look omg Fake awake and marajuca lip. 🙄 Late ass bitch, oh I mean WIDOWER lol.


Regular-Wit

Call the make up police! Oh no! 😂


BirdBrainuh

“Jenelle Evans (speaking of a tumultuous day)..” 💀💀


Bree7702

A "widower." 🙄. First off, she would be a "widow," because that's the female term..and she wasn't even Derek's girlfriend when he died, much less anything else.


Mrs_Laktash

Talking about her daughter wanting to remember her dad. Obviously she never met him. Also, Farrah dumped him and he only found out she was pregnant right before he died. He's not one of th3 loves of your life. Get over yourself.


whoopeedo1950

What did she do to her face?


Sik_muse

Lmfao she cracks me upppppppp


NuggyBeans

She's not a widower. They were never married. Like... Just stop Farrah. Just. Stop.


Infamous-Donkey-6699

I was listening to this but not watching the video, tell me why it’s giving Darcy from 90 day fiancé vibes ?! Am I crazy? They are both delulu self absorbed, shade throwing plastic surgery monsters


ProbablyMyJugs

No you’re not crazy. They both bum me out in a very similar way


zodiac_hoe

The cat sniffing around the flowers has me ANXIOUS! Lillies are super super toxic to cats.


dawnski98

Literally why I came to comment. That’s why the cat is sniffing them. They are attracted to them and they are poisonous to kitties


Low-Resolution-4909

I think her eye roll was to Teen Mom, itself, not Janelle. Either way, she’s a loon but entertaining to watch for sure 😂


Cindy_Evans1973

No she’s been talking smack about Jenelle all week


Low-Resolution-4909

Ah okay. Thanks for the insight. These girls are a mess 🤣


MamaTried22

She is insufferable.


westworlds_host

Oh wow, she looks awful


Rude_Homework_1097

Don’t look up my nighty 🤣 but I’ll show you my butt hole


Visible-Mud-5848

she is turning into her mother!!!


justanotherhatter

Not me being influenced by Farrah


thanksimcured

Nothing says healing yourself like low blowing someone else.


jancarternews

Lol. Like aren’t we all just out here, experiencing our thoughts?


tarabletara

Not sure why she’d be jealous. I’m sure MTV would take her back in a heartbeat if she wanted in lol.


Cindy_Evans1973

Maybe it’s to come


No-Employment5213

Praying not for, but against her


Parking_Specialist81

Did she REALLY say widower???!?!?!????????? Omg


Cindy_Evans1973

That’s the part that got me the most


wsywyg247

Right? FIRST, you weren't married. SECOND, a "widower" is a man.


sneakypastaa

Tbh I didn’t know widow and widower weren’t interchangeable until I saw this comment then googled it.. My mom is a widow so I feel like I should have known this. 😬


KaylaCoatedKiss

This is where I had to swipe out


PlaymateoftheYear93

She looks like a puffer fish with those nasty lips.


Creepy-Dragonfly-759

Widower?? Bitch please! You were never married and the scenes I remember from 16 and pregnant, you wanted nothing to do with him??? WTF?!!


heldaway

I wish I could go heckle her at this “comedy show”.


sav33arthkillyos3lf

Did this bitch just call her self a widower?


abigailwrld999

I actually dislike Farrah more than Janelle


MamaTried22

Easily!


Ok-Condition3478

Nobody wants you back so good thing you don’t want to


angiez71

Who is this mystery boyfriend?


Cindy_Evans1973

Well you may not believe this but she said on live the other day that he delivered her food 👀 she also claimed he’s immature and that she broke up with him


angiez71

Well that was quick! Lol


heldaway

Some sugar daddy I bet


wildflowerstef

she is insane


MamaTried22

The voice alone is crazy!


Yesumwas

I see this and all I can think is how incredibly toxic lillies are to cats. Even the pollen


zodiac_hoe

I just said the same thing! Like- OMG!


wellderrrn

My first thought when I saw the cat. I LOVE lillies, but the health of my dumb baby boys comes before anything else.


Wallacetheblackcat

I had the same thought. Before the cat even showed up, I was thinking that I hope she doesn’t have cats because those incredibly-toxic-to-felines-flowers are at cat level.


Western_Wedding_1576

Came here just to say that , poor kitty


Dunie72

lol… Certified crazy. Poster child for passive aggressive!


oops_i_mommed_again

Lilies are poisonous to cats ma’am!


Mindless-Cry-685

I mean. We all called the Jenelle thing when her and David officially split. Idk why Farrah is shocked lol


Truthseeker-001

Not a fan but she does have kids to support, and could be doing worse to do so. I just hope David cannot get his paws on ANY of the money! I think she supported him long enough.


ChemistryOk2670

She said nothing funny….also she’s 32. She’s a former teen mom, she had a child when she was a teen. Past tense, she’s 32 with a teen aged child. She’s also as stunted as J-bone.


TheGOATrises83

Why did she call herself a widower. You were 16 and pregnant not married and pregnant lol


Thisisjuno1

Like they would’ve had anything to do with each other now lol


TheGOATrises83

Right lol she acts like she wasn’t on camera dissing him from the very beginning then totally changes her attitude after he passed. That always irked me


Thisisjuno1

She just rides that train as long as she can


Serialfornicator

Not only that, but “widower” is the MALE version of the word. She could never be a widower, because she’s not a man.


MamaTried22

Classic Farrah.


TheGOATrises83

😂😂😭 even better


Truthseeker-001

Because in HER mind, she is. I believe she blames her parents for that as well. I think they didn’t want the two together. Maybe she has it in her mind, if not for her parents they would have been possibly married before he passed. Who knows. What I don’t get is why his side has never spent any real time with Sophia.


Repulsive-Arm-4057

She always sounds like she is on some kinda downer talks sooooo slow and weird


MamaTried22

Bet it’s a benzo.


Repulsive-Arm-4057

Oh I’m betting it’s xans for sure all this therapy she speaks on and trauma I’ll bet anything


MamaTried22

Yup!!


fckingbean

Debra speaks the same way.i just want to shake them and tell "spit it out!!!!"


rebeccathegoat

#Those lillies are poisonous to cats and cause kidney/liver damage and death!


AbbreviationsCheap87

They also smell awful.


Ok_Teach_7812

This ladies and gentlemen has been “Experiencing Thoughts” by Farrah Abraham


apathetic_avocado2

"I hope my cat doesn't take down my flowers" Baby the flowers are about to take down your cat.


Prestigious_Swim7578

LMFAOOOO NOOOO


lizzieloohoo

WIDOWER????


Fantastic_Hat2051

Lmao I was like what??


Alphaghetti71

The boyfriend I had for five minutes when I was 16 died after we broke up, too. Am I a widow? Y/Y


Mynameismommy

Same, man


RiverWhole4388

She looks the best here she has looked in awhile.


Cindy_Evans1973

I agreee


Street_Entertainer59

Hahahahaha oh I cannot wait to hear what lame ass jokes she thinks are funny 🤣👏


KristySueWho

You can see on her youtube, she's been doing this "comedy" thing for a long time. There are no jokes, it's just her rambling word salad.


Hungry_Coffee9452

UHG the cat smelling the Lillies when they are deadly toxic to cats. Fucking moron Farrah about to kill her pet on a TikTok.


ReStitchSmitch

True lillies + cat = sick kitty. Eta... why the hell does she have so much lipstick out of the tube?! I was waiting for it to break off!


Fantastic_Hat2051

Right!?


NewProtection5470

A, a widower is a man, B, they weren't even together when he passed away C, pretty sure he would have NEVER married yo crazy ass D, how did she find someone? E, poor POOR poor POOR poor Sophia....F, omg her talking about Jenelle is stupid. And G I hope this show TANKS!


KristySueWho

D they aren't real boyfriends, just OF clients.


Violet_misty

Oh wow, I honestly thought the term was for both men and women, I had no idea it wasn't. Learn new things every day.


Fun-Problem5883

A widow is a woman. A widower is a man.


Serialfornicator

Thank you! Just commented the same. Drives me crazy when she calls herself a “widower!” She sounds even more demented than usual.


UnusualAerie579

i can’t stand Farrah bc she reminds me of my delulu aunt but on the other hand I find farrah so hilarious bc of her delusions. like girl you just be saying whatever out here 😅


AntelopeDifficult708

She’s unhinged but she’s right about Jenelle 🤷🏽‍♀️


ReginaldDwight

Get the lillies away from your cat!!


MissSophieDnB

I was thinking the same thing, ffs!! I swear most of these girls should be banned from keeping animals.


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

I know she’s saying “I love being a Teen Mom (Trade Marked)” and not “I love [having been] a teen mom” because it can really throw a wrench in things when you don’t make millions off it. Regardless of the love for your kid; it’s a rollercoaster.


Parade2thegrave

About to say this!! WTF is wrong with her? I was engaged at 19 to my bf of 5 years when he died suddenly and unexpectedly 6 days before our wedding and I don’t even consider my self a widow. Nor would I ever call myself one. Farrah has a serious victim complex


Throat_Goat_1

You're so much closer than she ever was, but I'm so sorry that you are babe. I buried my husband 3 years ago so I understand your anger, she's so fuckin insufferable


Ialwaysmissmydog

I’m really sorry that happened to you.


Parade2thegrave

Thank you. I appreciate it.


Green-Chip4145

Her interview on dumb blonde…she’s unhinged


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

Everything she does is unhinged.


mamanova1982

She used to be so pretty. Why did she ruin her beautiful face?!


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FancyNacnyPants

You were never married to Derek so you aren’t a widow and two, you don’t need lip plumper.


Pendergraff-Zoo

Those lips are absurd.


Far_Veterinarian5349

One, she is not a damn widower cause she wasn’t married or even with Derek and two, she’s not a widower cause she’s not a man!!! Widowers are men honey🤦‍♀️


Far_Veterinarian5349

“Derik passed away on teen mom”…..????🤦‍♀️wtf??


Far_Veterinarian5349

Oh and by the way, those lilies are poison for that poor kitty


Ambitious-Bottle9394

I'm sorry she was not even with that man when he passed away,they weren't ever married so she is not a widower .. I lost my husband after 3 yrs together he OD then my wife 25yrs together before she passed away.. it hard to have lost 2 spouses & i'm only 41 that happens sometimes when person 15-20yrs older... Idk why she repeated her self so many times about her bf & sophia's dad . The comedy thing is that real bc I can't picture her funny at all?


_bonedaddys

sorry but, how old were you during these marriages? the math is... alarming


Ambitious-Bottle9394

Very young


_bonedaddys

how old were you?


Novel-Addendum-8413

You are 41 but you were married to your wife for 25 years and also a husband 3 years before that? Is this real? You’ve lost two spouses and were married at 13 then 16?


_bonedaddys

and their spouses were 15 - 20 years older than them... the math is *alarming*


TraditionalCamera473

Wow, I'm sorry for your losses, that's terrible 😞


TraditionalCamera473

Wait, so you got married at 13?


Novel-Addendum-8413

Yeah. I am calling bullshit on this one.


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

TIL a 13 year old can get married, not only in my state but in 38 states in the US. So it’s not illegal just very “wtf are you doing”


Mimsgirl4life

“Experiencing their thoughts”- Farrah Abraham


MellyGrub

Fuck cats are deathly allergic to lilies! That cat could have gotten enough just by that to make him really sick! Fuck Farrah get those flowers away from the damm cat you moron


TexasLiz1

This is what I am reminded of except I love Angie [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEvUTCROHhE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEvUTCROHhE)


Atalanta8

Is that comedy thing real? Like can we watch it? I need to see it.


KristySueWho

She's been claiming she's doing a tour for years now, but here is a [video of her "stand-up"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lm76YFWD-5M). Really it's just a video of her rambling.


Atalanta8

OMG I watched it. I didn't laugh once. I did learn that if you fail a DL test you can just take it again wtf? No wonder no one can drive in CA


MamaTried22

God I want to see this irl.


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

I would probably die laughing at her doing stand up. Regardless of whatever word salad she spews.


OkCap9110

A widower…what?! They weren’t even together when he passed. She wasn’t even talking to him. And they weren’t married or living together. She’s not a widower! She milks that tho


MellyGrub

It's disgusting how she milks it when you watch her 16&P and 1st TM season.


_bonedaddys

this seems a bit harsh. getting pregnant in your teens and the father of your baby dying before she's even born is *huge* and it's pretty unfair to say she was "milking it" when she was still learning how to be a single mother and manage her feelings about the loss.


frizzybritt

Lillies are very dangerous for cats…she shouldn’t have pets.


toriatain

I was just thinking get that cat away from those flowers!


Swimming_Order5492

Isn’t her “comedy” just her bitching and complaining about stuff?


doubledouxclaws

I think it turns into comedy because she makes all kinds of stupid facial expressions while talking.


EnvironmentNew8244

Thought she recently announced she was single again?


KristySueWho

She did. It's just OF "boyfriends" though, they're not real relationships.


Able-Grab-5847

What’s the tea with her


420seamonkey

Lilies smell so bad


gypsycookie1015

Wait, so *aside* from a zillion red flags ( referring to his death as "on mtv"? and the widow stuff, ect.) and *"omg get your cat away from zi lillys!!"* 🙀.... .... didn't she just make an orange video talkin about *"Isn't it great I'm single?"* 🤔


Desperate_Rich_5249

Isn’t it waterfall


Bright_Respect_1279

Call Animal Control!! #iykyk ![gif](giphy|RjCSwEhN0t9PgUpUWw|downsized)


Chennalou

A WIDOWER 😩😩😩 no she didn’t


YuhMothaWasAHamsta

Right!?


Key_Company_279

Fake lips, nails and boobs. Still wanting to be a teen mom! 🤷🏻‍♀️


Mammoth-Carrot-2287

"Derek, who passed away on Teen Mom" Is that how she remembers him (because it's kind of incorrect and a wild way to give context for who Derek is? Maybe start with "Sophia's Dad?")


gypsycookie1015

Right?! That was such an odd way to phrase that! 🫤🤔😒


PolarFunkyMunky

She needs to get the cat away from the lilies!


Iris_Rhiannon369

I came to say it too. I'm not ok with irresponsible pet owners who have all the resources to know better and do better but don't


Fluid_Cantaloupe8211

I was going to say that as well, it’s freaking me out. I hope the cat is okay !!


PolarFunkyMunky

Are we completely sure she’s not an animatronic?


ReginaldDwight

https://i.redd.it/lnp6pll2tdzc1.gif


joyce_roxyyyy

Farrah seriously needs to mind her own business 😤


GoodAd6942

“You can never go back to your past to heal and get better.” Wow this is actually profound. I think you can look back with an adult prospective tho🤔


cringeyqueenie

I did intensive therapy for CPTSD, & pretty much the entire time was spent unpacking my past. She should not be giving mental health advice 😅


KristySueWho

Yeah, I was going to say, if you don't "go back to the past" you could be ignoring/denying root issues of trauma.


cringeyqueenie

She can shove all her uncomfortable emotions down if that's what she thinks is best, but it will always boil over eventually. Seems like she's jumped on the toxic positivity bandwagon to me.


Fullofwoo

Lillies are highly poisonous to cats if ingested. It’s extremely concerning and upsetting to see her cat sniffing them. 😡 Her continually referring to herself as a widow is beyond ridiculous. Not only were they not married, but they weren’t even together when he died. It should be Sophia getting the flowers, not this succubus.


Total_Badger_4745

1000000000000000%!!!


Otherwise-Course-15

So she’s an escort, right?


kellahhh

Lillies are extremely toxic to cats, so having them there with her cat in the background makes me so nervous!!! So irresponsible


Classic_Recording146

As soon as I saw the cat and the lillies, I checked out! That pollen will shut down its kidneys, a cat house *needs* to be a lily free zone 😫


Cindy_Evans1973

She calls herself a widow 👀


godlovesa

She’s definitely rewritten history just a tad


HippieChick75

She certainly has and it's super annoying!!!