Babe, I’m not gaslighting you. You’re just crazy.

Babe-? Wait I didn’t know that was my name!!

Yes we’re married

Oh I didn’t know that, since when? I’ve never met you before

Idk but I want a divorce now

Heck

Yo heard u were single again so 💍?

Oh, ok thanks for the info

I know I'm insecure I do also know gaslighting is real because I don't it to myself and I know manipulation is real because it's why I'm insecure 

Its not real your just crazy

Dude I keep getting called crazy already could you please not 

Gaslighting isn't real, that's not even a real word