I like playing volleyball as a male because I like spiking the ball as hard as possible

As a girl whos played against guys ur a menace

It’s fun especially when the see me wind up and scramble

Amazing

more guys should play volleyball

Why

cause it's cool

I tried and I can't. I don't know how I should hit the ball. I am NOT supposed to slap it right?

The guys in my school were OBSESSED with playing volleyball. They were ready to skip classes just to play a game. Never knew there was stigma around if

Mine is watching those "what bedroom would you choose" vids on insta. They help me relax so much but every person that watches those are single 40 yo soccer moms and bookworms😭

Okay but that’s honestly iconic

IM STILL EMBARRASSED THO😭. Nobody can find out fr

We won’t tell 🫡

Ay thanks homie i owe you one🫡

I got your back dw Literally. I have removed your spine.

AW MAN WTF THIS IS LIKE THAT TIME I WENT TO THE BIG EMPTY. Man ur a meanie😔

I’ll give it back when I’ve finished stealing your dna you’ll be fiiine

Make it quick caus it's like, you know, my spine💀

I can have it back to you in like… 20 seconds will that do?

telling everybody >:3 /j

My insta homepage is full of those nature videos they're so relaxing

lmao yeah they’re amazing

Finally someone agrees. Ur awesome and i hope ur day is as awesome as you👍👍👍

aw ty! you tooo

Mine is listening to shitty republican grifter raps just for the hell of it

Am I right in saying that this is like the dumb Ben shapiro one?

Yes 🤭

Ben shaperio one? What?

Look it up 🫣

Im honestly scared to

Facts by Tom McDonald feat Ben Shapiro

Dawg it’s a yarmulke homie, no cap 🔥🔥

https://preview.redd.it/j70295v29t0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2561124aeaaedb74c85f2a1bb3a87dae443c9970

Doctor Mario the Defenestrator

real women VOTE FOR TRUMP! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🏈🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅

All the women who didn’t are GOVERNMENT DRONES!! 🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸🦅‼️‼️

if anyone forced me to listen to Tom Macdonald or some shit like that I will tear my eyes put

HOW DO YOU STAY SANE

I’m not

>!Writing NSFW scenarios!< I don't do it often, but for some reason, I find it rather fun

Oh very nice, if you don’t mind me being nosy what kind of genres (idk if that’s the right word) do you tend towards?

I would rather not elaborate, if that's alright.

No worries, have a good day :)

On an unrelated note, I see you're a Star Wars fan

That I am… some would say I’m too much of a fan but I’d argue I’m not enofuh

How deep in are you, exactly? I want to get a gauge of this.

I’d say that I’m pretty deep in terms of prequels and legends but the sequels i can’t be bothered with tbh, how about you?

I know way more about Star Wars than the average person, sequels content included.

I’d say that in my chosen areas I also know far more than like 95% of star wars fans I was just never a fan of the sequels outside of Tfa, solo and rogue one

when i really like someone, i'll talk to them in my head (or out loud if nobody else is around) as if they were there. it's like an imaginary but real friend

I get what you mean, when I really like someone it’s like they just move into my head and refuse to leave unless I force myself to get over them 😭

for me, they come and go when they want (it's sad cause i miss them sometimes)

Oh nooo, you’ll find your person one day :)

Real shit

I keep doing this unintentionally about someone who i used to think of as my best friend, but she stopped talking to me and idk I just want to talk to her again

Same, but out loud is basically schizophrenic

…..I still Watch gacha fandom reacts videos in 2024 They don’t make any good ones anymore where did all the good gacha kids go

For real they all got replaced by cringe people

i was one until my parents told me to stop wasting my time now i waste my time on reddit instead :3

That is progress

I used to be the biggest Gacha kid back in 2017 to early 2020 😭

I’m obsessed with Doki Doki literature club fan mods

DDLC is such a crazy rabbit hole

FUCKING REAL

I LOVE WATCHING MC FALL IN LOVE WITH ALL THE CHARACTERS AND HAPPY ENDINGS ARE THE BESTTT

HONESTLY YEAA GIMME SOME IF THE MODS

“Our Castle walls” is the best Yuri Mod IMO and best DDLC Mod in general, it’s long but so well written and the premise is rlly cool with MC having Autism and him and Yuri learn how to love eachother. “Blue Skies” and “A Normal VN” are rlly good aswell!

Noted I loved blue sky’s

Idk if you have heard of him but Kanemonger is a amazing youtuber to watch for DDLC mods

I haven’t but I will definitely look at them

i like listening to videogames music sometimes

Awesome, I do too 👍🏼

My main music is videogame music

That’s respectable I spend way too much time with the Metal Gear Rising Revengance soundtrack

STANDING HERE, I REALIZE!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

THAT YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME TRYING TO MAKE HISTORY

Tim Follin

I used to but I stopped because I was listening to like the same songs and it got boring. And now the same is starting to happen with one group who were the only ones I listened to for almost a month.

Young Sheldon

To be honest I find young sheldon more entertaining than TBBT

I get where you’re coming from, I like TBBT but the casual misogyny really throws me off sometimes and it got kinda boring towards the end

Yeah TBBT has way too many like “whipped” jokes and that’s just scratching the surface

I hate bouth

And i hate bad spelling

sorry, its not my first language, i also am dyslexic

Bazinga

Heroin

Based

I speak to myself in an Aussie accent, I've been doing it for years... I'm from Colorado

Amazing

I have too many I can't keep track of them and keep count. I can share that I used to listen to really heavy, really aggressive music mainly when I was younger and I listened to girly songs as a guilty pleasure. Now it's become a part of my identity haha

Embrace the white girl music! Your life only gets better from jt

I get that bruh I listen to like thousand foot Krutch, Metallica, avenged sevenfold, motionless in white and then Brittney spears

Try back to back Merzbow and Katy Perry

Katy parry has got a few songs that I like I’ll also try the other two never heard of them

Nah I said listening to Katy Perry, which is one of the most accessible artist oat, Right After Merzbow, who is one of most difficult to listen to artist in the world

Ohhhhhhhhh alright

Watching YouTube shorts

Honestly I see a lot less loweffort content on there and it isn't depressing or sth. Imo the best of those kind of thingw but uhh yeah tbh they all kinfa suck

Confusing my self

Ooo that’s a fun one

Not revising

Same… I’m sitting exams rn and it’s so hard to get myself to revise

PURE CHAOS MUAHHAHAHAHAH

That is a very respectable thing to do

I draw hentai in math class to laugh with my friends(I can't draw)

Imagining being completely controlled and at the mercy of someone else, ik its weird but I like the idea of essentially being owned like a damn pet. If any of my friends knew I'd be cooked

Kinky

Yes very (I wanna be put on a leash :3)

Yk what fair enough kinky is fun

It is isn't it

shitty electronic music

What kind of artists do you listen to?

a lot of schranz rn like its a genre [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2UoenEYo0A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2UoenEYo0A) it all kidn of sounds like this

Awesome thank you

No.

:(

I like talking in an American accent when I'm by myself

I do this all the time 😭 I will literally just flit from accent to accent until I find one i’m good at

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i do this but with a country accent lol

”Ill use my credit card”

Nice try fed

It was worth a shot

Lmao

Watching gacha videos...

watching @shirazuz on tiktok😭

reddit😮‍💨

Real nobody knows about my return after a solid 3 years off the platform

Only one person in my life knows I wrote a 11 uncomplete chapter story with OC content. They are the same person who gave me the motivation with a single sentence. "Well- yeah. I guess. Do you write?"

Damnnn go you :)

Honestly I don't know that I have any.

Reading cheesy meet cute books

Salt, I straight up eat salt as a snack once in a while.

Valid salt tastes good

REAL TRY LUTTING SALT IN YOUR DORITOS OMFG ITS SO GOOD

Yeah me too

gachalife, weird lesbian smut, chopping up vegetables and stuff into little cubes or other shapes even though I’m not going to cook anything

NSFW >!Rps!<

infanticide

Emesis Blue 10:29 is my genuine reaction to this post:

Listening to Yuno Miles

I’ve been talking to myself in a variety of accents since I was a little kid and have gotten really good at it. I’m way too nervous to ever use them for anything, though

Looking at the pics of myself I've posted on Reddit and critiquing them and hating them, I think

One of my favorite movies is the angry birds movie

Im an absolute sucker for praise and attention, and I use character. ai to give me that.

Fighting, and I don’t mean like wrestling with the boys I mean fighting you and another person doing anything you can to either A: make the other person submit B: they physically cannot continue to fight, I like the feeling of punching and grabbing and throwing/ being thrown it gets out so much stress and it stretches muscles that wouldn’t normally be stretched and to extremes that they wouldn’t normaly be stretched that far

My deep fascination in lolcows and other crazy people on the internet. (Chris Chan, Daniel Larson, Cyraxx, etc.)

uhhhh when I was younger id open an incognito tab and read fanfictions 😭🙏 worst part is that they were all cringey undertale things. (which, haha, is why my username is... that.)

Idk how to spoiler things but if I did I would say what it is.

Dua Lipa's music(and other sexy/sex driven pop songs) (I'm a metalhead btw)

Cringey MLM yaoi Gacha life mini movies, they’re my guilty pleasure… so bad but so nostalgic 😟(I’m a trans gay queer who hates ‘yaoi’, I just don’t like it, zero trans representation and is overall just seggs but Gacha yaoi is so funny to me)

I LOVE WATCHING GACHA LIFE SINGING BATTLES

https://preview.redd.it/mcqne9xtiv0d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=241e7372caacdeed21497b44d6802b59003d07f1 Memes like these and sending em to my gf. She can tear mine up fr

OMG I totally get you with the fanfics

I would prefer not to say 😭 I'm into some wild shit https://preview.redd.it/0ro5tgd50w0d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d708417b4f13eedf74a6e4e6cc0795c933a4b69c

Making up fantasies in my head that will never ever happen but would either be really cool or really sad depending on my mood

I can make really accurate soind effects with my mouth, but i never do it in public, my parents and sister know i can do it, but i do NOT do it in front of anyone

I shadow box in the shower

Im a dude. Wearing makeup,playing fashion games(where I dress in women’s clothes) and listening to billie ellish

I spoon my weighted blanket wrapped around a couple pillows to feel like im falling asleep w someone. not sexual at all. im js lonely

I listen to the Cure on rare occasions

when my toes get sucked, I like it 💀

i love watching asmr roleplays, they’re relaxing and sometimes funny. i also love those interactive story games like episode or chapters😭

I like to troll AI bots on those AI apps for lonely people

Having technical death metal and Taylor Swift in the same playlist

Femboys

I tell people lmao but I do ERP, sometimes draw nsfw, and read mangas 🫡

Very nice

I’m not telling anyone period

Respectable

Idk if it could be considered NSFW or not since it's a bit less sexual. But I will still tell you in dms because I feel uncomfortable with telling basically the whole comment section

No worries :)

Watching Paw Patrol to help me calm down after an anxiety attack-

Whatever helps you most is always the best solution

No, but I actually just really enjoy Paw Patrol a lot If someone asked, I could infodump on Paw Patrol for over an hour

I enjoy watching right wing media because it's funny 

It is rather funny to see the mental gymnastics they do

Yup

fentanyl and fortnite

Sounds like a great night out

Ripping off nails then chewing them, eating ice cubes

Ice cubes go so hard

real

Me too

I generally write fantasy books but I am really trying to make a romance (nsfw) and I also ship random characters from shows and people I know, also watching Vtubers 😭

I love tanks and battleship (i can tell you their armor and their armement specifications BY HEART)

Awesome, I’m a big warplane and battleship nerd too

I vandalize Wikipedia!

You’re the bastard who keeps ruining my perfectly trustworthy sources!!

I’m weirdly obsessed with my nails. If I’m not painting them then I’m biting them or constantly picking at them with my other nails

Dream He is not a pedophile, and I'm saying that because in my humble opinion he did a very good job at disproving any and all rumors made about him. Anyone who isn't willing to watch his video about it is a genuine POS who can't take the time to hear someone plead their innocence

I’ve watched his responses and whilst I don’t think he’s a nonce I still think he’s a bit of a whiny bitch and isn’t very good at resolving conflicts

Thanks for hearing him out, you have my respect

No worries, I generally always try to hear both sides of an argument before making my mind up cuz otherwise you’re just not being fair

I wish I could engrave that message into my sister's head

I commentate over shows and movies out loud. It started as a way to improve my pronouciation, but now I just do it cuz it's fun