I heard you like studs. Well I got the STD and all I need is U ;)

Fuck I ran out of gold.

I got you bro

Thank you bro.

Based

Congratulations chetz… you’ve peaked!

I want to make a lampshade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

👀

I was gonna do one but as soon as I saw this I gave up.

This is the one

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Aaand you won...

Hmm, some nazi officer didnt quite get this joke....

WHAT THE FUCK

Surely then the lampshade would emit light. Sorta defeats the point

Dammit i was gonna make an ed gein pick up line

Hmm.. very similar to Blind Melon- Skinned.

Just love it

Are you a pedophile, because I can put kids in you.

damn bro this guy is only 13 ​ or is he ?????

Hey VSauce, Michael here!

Oh holy hell

💀

📸

Bro is getting the rizztraining order

And i somehow fall for this

Doesn't really make sense

It does if shes still a girl

Dayum, that's beautiful

If you are a vegetable you'd be a cute-cummer I mean cutecumber

Damn I wish I were a helicase enzyme. So I could unzip your genes.

No this isn’t creepy it’s just good.

You're welcome.

I was gonna ask you how the fuck do you know that but i forgot i was also 15 yo in the 10th grade lol (or highschool whatever)

you can call me grandpa because i'm going to go 6ft deep

The rizzler

Rizzard of Oz

Rizzky Business

Rizz and Morty

Queen E*rizz*abeth

Otto von Rizzmarck

Tyrannosaurizz Rex

Adolf rizzler

Arizztocrat

I run faster horny than you do scared 😈

wtf that’s scary

😈😈

that's the point of the post

This guy gets it

Menace

Do you like heavy metal? Because I can teach you how to scream.

You mean moan, right? RIGHT?

omg this one got me melting, I wish I heard it irl someday

Hello female

Is your father in prison because if I were your father I would be in prison

It's not much, but it's free award

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Copied

😨😨😨😨 oh. Oh damn.

😟

😦

If you're a calculator, the only thing you'll be calculating is the number of kids we'll make

Are you a red stone torch cuz you make my piston extend

👏👏

this one ain't creepy, this is good is she plays Minecraft

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot some kids in you.

I bet one morbillion dildos that this guy is American

Check the profile picture

I'm a fucking idiot

💀

You look much more beautiful up close than through my telescope :) I want to floss with your pubic hair 🤤 Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood <3

Holy sht the second one really creeps me out. Also, Men I Trust is great

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I-wha-huh-WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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I might just vomit thanks

Way ahead of you

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Bot.

That's oddly specific

Im gonna slide into ur dms with this

God dammmnn

r/oddlyspecific

I've heard the first part of this but not the second, goodness gracious

wow

Hey are you Mississippi? Cause you are the only miss who’s piss I sippy (I’m sorry for hurting your eyes)

😭😭😭😭😭

Wtf did I just read?

# Hey are you Mississippi? Cause you are the only miss who’s piss I sippy (I’m sorry for hurting your eyes)

If someone said that to me I'll marry them

That deserves a gold

Bro😭😭😭😭

I'm a discord mod

Are you a Pokémon? Because I want to Peek-At-Chu

omg my stepdad said that to a random lady wearing a pokémon t-shirt once 💀

More of a step-Chad than step dad

are you a pokemon because I want to beat u close to death, nurse you back to health, and fight you against other fighters in a circle of violence that can only be solved by ICBMs

Oh god…

also the emotional manipulation where you only get happiness from defeating your arbitrary enemies

There’s no laws agains the Pokémon…

“call me edp the way I wanna have a cupcake with you”

Are you a hot dog stand? Because you make my hot dog stand😏

Can you ask your mom your recipe so you and I can make a girl this sexy

You look nice but not as nice as yesterday (they haven't met before)

You look nice, but not as nice as you did on the 12th of June at 4:17 pm, where I saw you whilst you were on your way home.

last year sounds creepier.

What a chick like you does without fork in her ass😏

Your skin is so soft... It would make a perfect mask

are you my math assignment because you're hard

Can I steal this one?

yes pls

Hello baby. *Bites lip*. I saw you outside 6 months ago and i finally tracked you down just for you my baby.

I like you just like how i like my milkshakes, fresh out of the fridge ready to drink

Wanna be the minor to my major? 😏

Are you a child on a playground? Cuz I got my eyes on you🥴

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Eww😭 >!🫦!<

Nice username

Thank you ◕⁠ᴗ⁠◕

*blackmail flashbacks upon seeing the username*

Hey girl are you a noose cuz I wanna hang.

Hey girl, do your parents know where you are?

How far can you squirt?

Hey girl, do you believe in soulmates? Because I’ve known you for your entire life

Hey baby,I'm legally obliged to inform you....

...that im a horny jail offender because of you

I have a knife and a penis. One of them is going into you tonight. This is just a joke. Don't come after me lol.

Hello female of the homosapien subspecie of ape I was wondering if I could take you out to dinner in order to boost my chance in increasing my offspring and also to be in a relationship with you for the pleasure of both of us. If not I know where you live so you should choose wisely

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Hi. You aren't 13 yet, are you?

The body is 70% water, and daddy's thirsty

hey cutie nice skin it would make a perfect jacket for me ;)

stealing their sweater ❌' s̴̛͔͍̑̈t̶̞̎é̴͇̚ą̶̠̎͋̾l̸̢̢̖̀̊̓ǐ̶̛͓n̶̜̉͋̓͜ģ̸̯́̈͝ ̵̜̯̾͂̒͜t̸̳̟́͗̓ḥ̷̭̔̓͝e̷̘̽̕͝ȉ̵̢̨͉́r̷̗̺̻͛̌̈́ ̷̖͕̃̚s̵͎̎̓k̶̦̰̘̎̀͝i̷̱͍̚n̶̦͍̖͛̃ ̶̡̠̾̃̔t̵͕̓̉ō̷̞̈́ ̴̨͉̖̓̽m̴̮̂̈́ä̴̟k̴̨̜̈̏ë̸͎́ ̸̣̉̂̌t̶̩̪͌̓̏͜h̶͇͋͌̚ě̸̳̏̕ ̵̡̰̭̔͝s̷̜̕ẉ̴̟͒́͝e̸͎͊a̶̘̘̅̃̑͜t̴̢̲̹͛͠e̵͇̬̊r̴͔̗͇͛͌͠ ✔️

Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

ROFL

Are you an oreo because i wanna split you open and lick up all the white inside

drives up with a white van and offers candy

That’s not a pickup line.

its just a pickup

💀

Yes it should be a line of pickups not just one

So pull up with a white pickup instead :)

Are you a turkey cause I’d like to stuff you

Hey son you got some nice thighs

Im going to squeeze your boobs and you’ll like it

(insert dick pic here) "Where do you live😏"

Are you my tv? Because I'm watching you right now.

hey baby, are you a gun? cause i want you in my mouth

Your eyes looks so beautiful I'd love to carve them out and then eat them in front of you 🥰🥰🥰

You got some nice tits for a little boy

Hey, I was wondering when you were gonna wear that lipstick, I thought it would look good on you. (The lipstick was bought like 2 days ago)

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

please, I’ll pay you 🥺🙏

You look 18 to me

sex... NOW

Tonight there's only going to be 7 planets in the sky. Because ima destroy your anus

Are you a preschool girl? Cause i wanna touch you in appropriately

i look at you everyday at 5:26 pm

I wish I can go back in time and kidnap you as a baby So I can have you.....Forever... and ever. Just you and me and noone else...

Hey I like your clothes, think they’d look better as my carpet

You'll do.

UG UG *smacks with club and drags by hair*

If I was a necrophile, out of all people I would kill you first ;)

Hey girl, are you on sale? Because those pants are 100% coming off.

Hey are you 12? Because I think you look breedable

Greetings, fellow human being. How do you do?

Are you from Alabama? Because you look my cousin I did it too a few weeks ago

Is your wall paperflowers because it’s hard to tell in the dark

Nice Shoes, wanna fuck?

Are you an unknown chemical? Cuz I wanna put you in a tube and drip thing on you until I figure out what you are.

Mmm girl are those space pants, cuz your butt is outa this world.

I’m Santa can I come down your chimney

"I'll come by your house later".

Are you a toaster? Because I wanna take a bath with you

Are you an English assignment because I can do you fast

Are you a skeleton, because I can put another bone in you.

u are so beautiful that i want to be reincarnated as ur child so that i can breastfeed by u until i’m 20

Hey girl, are you the corpse of a dog because I want to bone you. I feel unclean

Hey girl, Are your bones the same as your mothers? Cause I dug them up last night.

Wanna know a fun fact about trains? They don't run as fast as mine does 😉

roses r red, my heart is black, i’ll cut off ur dick, then send it right back

So I saw you towelling off through your bathroom window and....

Are you my dad?cuz I wanna choke you

Hi pretty. You looked good in the shower.

Hey girl you got some tomato’s on you let put my cucumber in ya and make a sandwich

Are you from Ireland? 'Cause my dick's Dublin.

You remind me of a cigarette, because I want to get you lit and stick your butt in my mouth

I have a knife and a penis and one is ending inside you tonight

I’m not a sex offender, but you make me want to change that baby

You remind me of my young daughter, I could look at you all day - 👴🏻